After last week’s Kanye West-Kim Kardashian fauxmance spectacular, Kim went home to LA – I’m including those photos at the bottom of the post. She was photographed leaving a medical facility, which is just funny considering that was pretty much the first thing she did after she spent the night with Kanye. Like, “OMG, I better get everything checked out.” There’s a joke about the morning-after pill in there, I guess, although I don’t want to make it because the cause of reproductive freedom is NOT helped by people like Kim and Kanye. After she got checked out by doctors, Kim and her family went to church. To thank the baby Jesus for helping them with their famewhore game, I guess.

In other Kim-and-Kanye news (Kimye? Kandashian?), Kris Humphries isn’t surprised by this turn of events. AT ALL.

Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be-ex-hubby, Kris Humphries, has some words of advice for the reality star’s new boyfriend, Kanye West. Humphries is telling his friends that the rapper is going to need a lot of patience and luck in his new relationship with Kim, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

As we previously reported, Kim Kardashian was snapped slinking out of Kanye West’s NYC apartment last Thursday morning wearing the same outfit she was wearing on her date with the hip hop star on Wednesday.

Despite reports that say Kim and Kanye started dating just two weeks ago, our sources tell us that Humphries says that it has been on again-off again between his estranged wife and the Grammy award winning singer for much longer.

“Kris knows for a fact that this dalliance between Kim and Kanye has been going on for at least the last two years. Kim kept in touch with Kanye after she married Kris and promised him that she would cut off communication with him, but she never did. Kris is suspicious of the timing of Kim deciding to go public with the relationship because the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is premiering in May, and Kanye has released a new album,” an insider tells us.

“Kris knows that Kanye NEVER would have recorded those lyrics about Kim without her permission, period. Kris wonders if Kanye is going to drink the ‘Kardashian Kool Aid’ as he calls it, because if you aren’t a family member and don’t fall in line with what Kris Jenner dictates, you are persona non grata.

“When Kris found out about Kim going public with Kanye, he told his friends he wanted to tell West, ‘good luck dude, you are going to need it.’ Kris knows that while he was with Kim, he was completely faithful, and he has serious doubts that she could say the same,” the insider adds.

“They were both cheating,” Kanye’s ex Amber Rose exclusively told Star magazine. She said the pair hooked up while they were both in relationships with A-listers – Kim with NFL star Reggie Bush and Kanye with Amber!

Humphries is a fan of Kanye’s music, despite the fact that he was dissed by the bad boy rapper in his new single, Theraflu. “One of Kris’ favorite songs of Kanye’s is his hit single, Golddigger. Kris especially likes the chorus of the song, “Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger/When I’m in Need/But she ain’t messin’ with no broke ni**as.” Kris is having a lot of fun listening to that song, and he thinks that Kanye and Kim truly do deserve each other,” the source says.

[From Radar]

Kris Humphries is such an idiot. I guess he’s trying to play it like he isn’t concerned, and that this is all a joke, but really… the joke’s on him. Kim was screwing around on him with Kanye and God knows who else. Sure, Kanye is going to need some prayers to get out of this one, but Kanye was also disrespecting Kris in the “Theraflu” song. Whatever. I can’t even with these people.

By the way, did you see Kris’s photo shoot with East-West Magazine? It’s gross. You can see more photos here.

Photos courtesy of The Mail, Fame/Flynet.