Jennifer Love Hewitt on the prospect of a happy ending: “That would be amazeballs”

Jennifer Love Hewitt just used a word that brings up all sorts of vivid imagery – amazeballs. I’m thinking that I should know that word, like if it’s even some kind of minor new slang I would have heard of it by now, but it’s only vaguely familiar to me. Kaiser schooled me that it’s more common than I think and they use it a lot in that comedy “Happy Endings” on ABC, so it’s very fitting in that way. J.Love was asked on the Chelsea Handler show if she would be open to a happy ending after a massage (because that’s basically the entire plot of her show “The Client List”) and she said “that would be amazeballs.” It sounds like assault to me, but it’s the premise of her show so I guess she has to sound like she’s open to it. I’m not going to analyze her quote beyond that superficial level. Huffpo had this story along with a brief video clip if you want to watch her say this all enthusiastically like it’s the best thing ever.

Meanwhile The Enquirer had a story this week that kind of made me feel sorry for Hewitt. Remember how she was all “Adam Levine is single, we’d be cute [together]” during an appearance on The Ellen show? (And how Adam called her aggressive, but tried to soften the blow by saying he was flattered?) Well supposedly Hewitt got a bouquet of flowers delivered to her on set from “Adam.” It sounds like a prank to me, because you know he’s not the one who sent it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt [is] suddenly on an emotional roller coaster because:
1) She’d feared she’d embarassed herself when Adam didn’t respond to her schoolgirl-crush declaration;
2) Wanted to die when he politely told “Access Hollywood” days later that her remarks were “very flattering” indeed;
3) Nearly died next day when a large bouquet of flowers from “Adam” arrived on her “Client List” set; and
4) her heart’s beating like a triphammer in hopes he’ll actually call for a date so she can play Eve to her Adam!

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, May 14, 2012]

I believe the emotional roller coaster part of this, since she was so goofy in her follow-up statement about it. If it’s true that someone sent her flowers from “Adam,” they should have at least told her it was a joke. That’s mean! I hope Hewitt finds a man who is ready to settle down immediately and deal with her stage five clinginess. That’s the only kind of guy who could handle her, she’s made that very clear.

Oh and I linked them above but these these video clips of The Client List on Gawker need to be seen. It looks like softcore, basically, like 90s softcore.

These photos are of J.Love at The Grove yesterday for an appearance on Extra. She needs to get rid of some of that fake hair, including her spider eyelashes. Her extensions look ridiculous. She was there with her co-star Colin Egglesfield (not pictured, the guy who is holding her bag looks like an assistant type) with whom she’s rumored to be having a fling. That dress is killer and I like her look overall apart from the styling.

Photo credit: and FameFlynet

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  1. Aria says:

    I might be alone here but I find this woman beautiful with or without makeup or hair extensions. I think the fuller look does wonders to her. I remember her IWYDLS days and she was just another plain Jane with big boobs.

    • MJ says:

      I agree. She is someone who looks better with a curvy figure (and it seems to be natural for her – when she gets really skinny, she always gains it back.) When she’s really thin, her face isn’t quite as lovely. I actually like her with softer, shorter hair because this current look elongates her face and can make her look drawn.

      Either way, she is a total fox.

  2. Kiyoshigirl says:

    I’ve watched two episodes of her new show. Can’t decide if it’s worth my time or not. I keep waiting for something to happen other than dudes getting whacked off for the price of a massage. Sure, there’s the occasional scene where she runs into one of her clients in public and she’s afraid of being exposed (such a new idea!)but all in all it’s pretty boring. The current concept of the show can’t last beyond a season so I don’t see it lasting.

  3. QQ says:

    UGH!! Chick.. SHUT UP! Is like she is made out of Thirst and Desperation Molecules

  4. PG says:

    Her neck is freaking me out.

  5. operagirl says:

    She looks best with darker hair and softer make-up … and yes, NO SPIDER LASHES!!

    And she needs to work on herself. Inner work.

  6. Daisy says:

    Cute girl who isn’t into exercise. BTW, exercise is not a dirty word, it has to do with one’s health and should be strived for not put down as some kind of shallow activity. Moderation in life will keep you out of doctor’s offices.

  7. OlsenTriplet says:

    Saw her on Kimmel the other night and she’s a complete fake smiler/laugher, which is the worst.

  8. marie says:

    she’s a beautiful woman but she’s just too damn needy..

  9. palermo says:

    This woman has always annoyed me to death. She is way too desperate about men, she has a face like a rat, especially when her hair is pulled back, and after the whole Vajazzle thing I just can’t with her

  10. Happymom says:

    Any one over the age of 16 that says “amaze balls” needs to be smacked.

  11. TheOriginalKitten says:

    She’ll always be Sarah Reeves from Party of Five to me so for that reason, I just can’t hate her.

  12. Stacia says:

    I like her even with her overly man-needy ways. She looks good here with her natural curvy shape…BETTA WORK IT GIRL!

  13. Alti says:

    She looks good with this curves. But IMO her extentions are too long!

  14. some bitch says:

    Amazeballs? I thought only that douche Perez Hilton used that word.

  15. Maritza says:

    There are men who like needy women, they are usually very dominate and jealous types. I hope she finds a nice guy, I like her.

  16. Jayna says:

    She needs to go back to darker hair.

  17. ZenB!tch says:

    I don’t like this look at all. The lighter hair, the fake tan, the man neck – it looks like she has cellulite on her calves and I don’t think she does.

    Also her expressions are very Aniston. ICK!

  18. Katie says:

    Is she trying to turn in to Kim kardashian?

  19. Beatrix says:

    I could never be friends with this woman.

  20. nikzilla37 says:

    The fake hair is gross and for some reason, it seems like she’s trying to channel Kim K.

  21. Anna says:

    the kid with the green jacket, in the 4th and 5th photos (left of frame) expresses all of our feelings towards JLH with a simple facial expression: PURE BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Bej says:

    Ick @amazeballs That’s Guiliana Rancic’s favourite exclamation. Annoys the hell out of me when grown women use teen speak like that. On a positive note, JLH looks beautiful, I’m pretty envious of that body ;)

  23. Carolyn says:

    I feel sorry for her. I read the heading of this article hoping she wasn’t really talking about a happy ending in that way. Combined with the bedazzle thing…I just shake my head. My boss described her perfectly. He thinks she’s “hot” (he was a Ghost Whisperer fan) and if he wasn’t married would want to be with her (he was in fantasy land there) but wouldn’t marry her. Wonder if she realises she’s on the same level as Kim Kartrashian…guys think the same about her.

  24. Mum says:

    Time to grow up Jennifer, the party’s over. Time to dress and act like a classy thirty something, the hybrid Kim K/JLo trash hair, tan, makeup, talkin’ like Bieber combo just ain’t working.

  25. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    I think she looks awful here. Trashy, unpolished and vulgar looking. Her personality is one that, if her PR person really CARED about her image and making money would keep her comments and personal life securely under wraps!!! She needs to be in therapy, badly and she should study the book the rules. I have a feeling no descent man would tolerate her needly, clinging, high maintinence nerouses. If I were a man Id avoid this type like the plauge.

  26. Blather says:

    This poor woman acts like a 13 year old. It is sad. She asked a rejected Bachelor out for a date. (He made it publicly known he didn’t dig her.) She crushes on a man wh0re singer who is well known for cheating on so-called girlfriends. She proclaims on national TV that she sticks rhinestones to her lady bits. J-Love needs to find some self esteem and later, a good man outside of the entertainment industry.

  27. sup says:

    she needs to be in romantic comedies. she speaks for that demographic

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