Lindsay Lohan’s car accident was her fault for speeding, being too crackie to brake

Obviously, these are new photos of Lindsay Lohan in LA, filming Liz & Dick. She’s “in character” can’t you tell? She’s in character because she has DARK HAIR. Just like Elizabeth Taylor!! Nothing else is like Elizabeth, though. And is it just me, or can you see Lindsay’s crack-face in these blurry photos? Like, the first thing you see are her ridiculous lips (pursed into a smug little smile) and her huge cheeks. As for that fur coat… I hope it’s fake. Real or fake, it’s totally going home with Lindsay (if it hasn’t already). She’s probably already wiped out a chunk of the wardrobe department.

Anyway, remember how Lindsay crashed her Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway? Remember how she tried to pay off the other driver? Remember how she blamed the other driver, then she blamed the brakes, then she lied to the cops about being the one driving? Remember the mysterious pink bag and the water bottle full of vodka? Yeah. Radar’s sources say that the investigation has led back to Lindsay being the source of everything to do with the accident:

The investigation into what caused Lindsay Lohan to crash into a truck on Pacific Coast Highway is winding down, and the contributing factor to the accident was the fact that the embattled actress was speeding, is exclusively reporting.

As we previously reported, Lohan, 25, rear ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway on Friday, June 8. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the Mean Girls star and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn’t suffer serious injuries.

A source close to the situation tells us, “The investigation is almost complete, and Lindsay was speeding in the moments before the accident. She was probably going ten miles over the posted speed limit, which would have been around fifty miles per hour. There were no skid marks, which indicate that Lindsay was indeed speeding and didn’t have time to even hit the brakes before she crashed into the truck. Lindsay is truly lucky to be alive, and that no one else got seriously injured. Lindsay could be cited by the Santa Monica Police Department for causing the accident, but it doesn’t seem very likely. The police report and investigation findings will be turned over to Lindsay and the trucker, James Johnson’s respective insurance companies. Lindsay’s Porsche was totaled in the accident and was a complete loss.”

Media reports circulated earlier this week that cops found a plastic bottle containing alcohol in the trunk of the car, however, Sergeant Richard Lewis of the Santa Monica Police Department told, “There was no container retrieved from the vehicle. There was a container found in the debris by the side of the road but that doesn’t mean it came from the car.”

[From Radar]

“Cited by the Santa Monica Police Department” = A friendly pat on the firecrotch. EVERY law enforcement agency stopped giving a crap about Lindsay Lohan approximately two years ago. She can literally do anything she want with no legal consequences. I guess the state of California figures it’s cheaper to simply ignore her and fail to prosecute her than actually hold this crackhead accountable for anything. Did you even notice – there were no skid marks? She was speeding and not paying a bit of attention and she was TOO CRACKED OUT to even hit the brakes. She’s going to kill someone at some point.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.

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  1. brin says:

    No surprise. I saw a picture of her tripping over some wardrobe hanger thing on another site…this movie may actually do her in!

    • Maguita says:

      So… Does this mean that Lindsay’s first victims, or if they don’t survive, their families, could sue the LAPD for exemplary intentional negligence?

      And as for that container of alcohol “found” on the side of the road… Is it that hard to actually do a DNA/fingerprint test? Hers are surely still on file.

      • corny says:

        at the very very least couldn’t they revoke her license?
        btw, she resembles KK with her hair back and that smirky sneer she seems to be developing.

      • Maguita says:

        ^She does look like Kim k…’s aunt!

        Reading @Rylan’s thread made me sad. Taking away lindsay’s license would certainly not stop her from driving, and causing harm to others.

        The number of people driving without a valid license, or with a suspended one, is staggering.

        And at this point in time, with the cumulative incidents rap sheet, like someone else had stated, if this were a black man in California, he would have been behind bars a long time ago.

        Every black man and woman behind bars, with similar or lesser legal offenses than Lohan. should form a coalition and collectively ask for review. Could this be done?

        See how the judicial system reacts then.

        Equality for all, even in punishment!

      • Amanda says:

        This isn’t CSI. The DA is not going to approve sending a bottle out for DNA or fingerprints when both tests are fairly expensive and driving with an open container in the vehicle is a fairly insignificant offense. Also, they’d have to prove Lohan had access to the vehicle in the passenger compartment and it wasn’t in the trunk. Something that is fairly difficult to do. Don’t get me wrong, I think Lohan deserves consequences and punishment for her actions; however, the DA needs to be realistic. I do believe she should have been charged for lying to the police about the incident.

      • Maguita says:

        Okay @Amanda, let’s roll with your comment, and assume that I watch CSI…

        No, let’s not, I unfortunately don’t. I know, i know, I should get on it. But will get on Homeland first.

        Lindsay had at first ALLEGEDLY lied to the cops, stating that she wasn’t the driver. Then had to admit to it, when her assistant and many witnesses contradicted her first statement.

        So a driver, with an open can of hard liquor… Shouldn’t DNA testing be automatically done? Even if it were found on the side of the road..?

        Again, posting as someone who doesn’t watch CSI… And posting as someone who assumes that many nice people on this site wouldn’t mind giving me, nicely, answers 😀 .

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Mags – Fingerprinting isn’t expensive, and it’s relatively quick and easy. Shit, I can do it at home with the surface on which the fingerprints are located, a large enclosed container, and a couple drops or open bottle of superglue.

        DNA, yeah, that’s expensive and can take a long, long time, dependent upon the backlog and budget cuts. 😀

      • Lizzie K says:

        To me, she looks like that woman wrestler Chynna.

      • Maguita says:

        @bella, you nice people you!!!

        I tend to forget how broke some states are, and I guess in this case, finger prints mean squat if not blood tests were done after the accident. DNA could have proven though that her lips were on that mug… “That’s what he said”…(Michael Scott ref.)

        @ Lizzie K, you are right!!! She looks like Chynna the sad wrestler now defunct p0rn star. So sad that woman.

      • G says:

        Since she was pronounced clean for alchohol what would fingerprinting prove? That she held the bottle?

        I’m not a fan of hers, I’m just saying this is why it’s going nowhere.

      • Amanda says:

        I do apologize Maguita. That was not meant to be condescending. Fingerprinting itself isn’t expensive, however,prints generally must be sent out to a lab for comparisions. That is when it becomes expensive. As for the DNA,there are too many elements that would need to be proved for it to be beneficial. Even if Lohan’s DNA would be on the bottle, she could claim she didn’t have access to it because it was in the trunk. Unfortunately, due to the level of the charges, the cost would outweigh the benefit of actually pursuing a case against Lohan, aside from the false reports because she could easily be charges with that. Again, I apologize if my last comment came across aas bitchy. It definitely was not my intention.

      • waitingforsummer says:

        I do apologize Maguita. (This is Amanda, different login for phone) That was not meant to be condescending. Fingerprinting itself isn’t expensive, however,prints generally must be sent out to a lab for comparisions. That is when it becomes expensive. As for the DNA,there are too many elements that would need to be proved for it to be beneficial. Even if Lohan’s DNA would be on the bottle, she could claim she didn’t have access to it because it was in the trunk. Unfortunately, due to the level of the charges, the cost would outweigh the benefit of actually pursuing a case against Lohan, aside from the false reports because she could easily be charges with that. Again, I apologize if my last comment came across aas bitchy. It definitely was not my intention.

      • Maguita says:

        Ahh Thank you thank you Amanda, How kind of you, How kind of you.

        😉 No biggie, thanks for the explanations though. Doubly!

  2. cmc says:

    Somehow, she still has a nice figure. So why would they stuff her into too-small pants and a too-tight top? Or is that belly just bloat?

    Just like law enforcement officials, I just don’t even care anymore when she breaks the law. I’m just crossing her fingers that when she REALLY messes up, she only kills herself and doesn’t take anyone out with her.

    • nettie says:

      I often wondered why her looks haven’t disappeared with all the abuse she heaps on her body. She looks kinda beat up at times but not to the extent that she SHOULD look.

      • Carter says:

        She’s morphed into someone unrecognizable. The botox, fillers, and lip plumping is what’s “keeping” her from not looking like a drug addict. But I believe she now looks like Carrot Top or a character from Dark Shadows. She scares me.

    • Naye in VA says:

      if a nice figure is zero waist, deflated chest, prepubescent legs, waif thin arms, skeletal ribcage, and a beer belly, then yea, her figure is awesome *looks confused

    • Kit says:

      If she wants to destroy herself, so be it, but I have a feeling it will be an innocent bystander that will pay the price.

    • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

      cmc, I think she looks good too. Especially in the top pic. But she certainly doesn’t look like Elizabeth Taylor. Abysmal casting!

  3. marie says:

    And this is shocking to no one.. I feel sorry for the other drivers in California, who now must watch out for the speeding firecrotch coming at ’em..

  4. YT says:

    I agree. She has dark hair similar to Elizabeth Taylor. Everything, including the hair is fake. No style. No beauty.

  5. Launicaangelina says:

    California is too deep in debt; they cannot afford to continually go to court for her. 😛

    In all seriousness, it’s extremely disgusting at this point. The legal system and how’s she’s treated is ridiculous. I rarely read Lohan stories anymore because it’s the same thing but different day. I see I haven’t missed much.

    • duncecap says:

      yeah. I don’t comment in LL threads as much now. What’s been said that hasn’t already been said a thousand times with little to no variation?

      I do wonder what the stats are with drunk/impaired drivers. I know people often say that Drunk drivers cause fatalities but often walk away with little to no harm to themselves. I guess Lindsay is set on proving that right! She’s a monster.

  6. rylan says:

    I buried my 20 year old son two weeks ago because of a speeding drunk driver. I cry everyday I miss him so much & my son misses his big brother. The police told us it could take up to three years for that goddamn driver to be sentenced. I just wish the police & court system would do something with this incredibly selfish & disgusting girl before she causes the same pain to a family the way the drunk driver did to my family. I’ve never hurt so bad before & since there IS a law, do something with Lohan before causes a family this much pain. I have zero use for this girl.

    • marie says:

      that’s awful, sorry to hear that..

    • Kit says:

      So sorry to hear that.
      I hope you will see justice done.

    • beyonce's bump says:

      omg my condolences.

    • Naye in VA says:

      I am so sorry for your loss. Its absolutely horrendous that this girl had been getting away with endangering lives every time she gets behind the wheel, and all anyone looks at it as is amusement. Failing proper prosecution of the drunk driver, i do hope you find some sort of peace.

    • nettie says:

      That really brings reality in about what’s going on here. I am so sorry for the loss of your son.

    • Launicaangelina says:

      I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve known a couple of people die as a result of drunk drivers. It’s such a deep pain…

      You bring up another point. She may continue to be unscathed but one day, she’ll seriously hurt someone and could possibly cause a death. Again, it’s simply disgusting.

    • Boo says:

      I’m so very sorry. No family should have to go through that.

    • Maguita says:

      So sorry for your tragic loss!

      • rylan says:

        Thank you ladies for your kind words. They mean more than you know. I find the legal system so frustrating & Lohan is an example why. Again thank you. My son & I are being strong for eachother but we both feel even tho we are so heartbroken, it’s hard can’t believe any of this is real.

    • ramona says:

      My condolences… I’m so sorry for your loss.

    • Veruca says:

      My heart truly grieves for you. My prayers and with you and your family.

      So very sorry for your loss. I was nearly killed by a drunk driver. I believe the victims/their families should have the right to kick the living shit (literally) out of drunk drivers. As much as I try to forgive, I just can’t. It wasn’t an ‘accident’. It was pure stupidity and selfishness.

      Sorry for the rant. Again, my condolences.

      • duncecap says:

        condolences Rylan!
        And Veruca, you’re so lucky to have survived! Often you hear that drunk drivers caused destruction and death but often walk away. It’s good to hear the victim survived in this case.

    • Lady D says:

      So sorry about your heartbreaking loss rylan. I hope you and your family can find some peace.

    • bluhare says:

      I can’t even imagine, Rylan. All I can say is if there is such a thing as mental telepathy, the driver of that car is feeling very,very strange right about . . . now.

      Condolences to you and your family.

    • bagladey says:

      My condolences to you and your family.

    • some bitch says:

      Rylan, I’m very sorry to hear that. My deepest condolences to you and your family.

    • MissyA says:

      My sincere condolences for the untimely loss of your son. I hope you one day find peace.

    • Amelia says:

      My deepest condolences Rylan, I wish you all the best to you and your family at this time. When a family member died, my Mum always told me no-one ever truly dies as long as you keep them in your heart. I hope you find justice and peace.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Oh, rylan, I am SO sorry. Please accept my deepest condolences for you and your family.

      I really truly hope you get to see justice done.

    • Candyland says:

      Sayin I’m sorry don’t even come close to how bad I feel for you. Wish there were words to convey my sadness for you. But I’m sorry for your awful loss.

    • littlestar says:

      Rylan, I am so sorry for your loss! I’m shedding a tear for you and your son :(.

    • olcranky says:

      Rylan I am SO sorry for your loss and agree with you 100%

      Unfortunately, the selfish/irresponsible/reckless drunk that causes an accident is usually the one with no (or only minor) injuries and few of them actually feel the emotional pain they should feel for the lives of others they’ve destroyed. I fear that Lindsay will most definitely cause grievous injury to another and continue to paint herself as a victim. As horrible is it is to think and say, I hope when that day comes, the person she injures is the person who is grievously injured is Dina Lohan as she is equally culpable in turning her child into such an entitled monster

    • skuddles says:

      rylan, words cannot express the degree of outrage and sympathy I felt reading your post. My deepest and most heartfelt condolences to you and your family on the loss your beloved son.

    • dread pirate cuervo says:

      I’m so sorry for your loss. My prayers go out to you & your family.

    • lulu says:

      I’m so sorry for your loss. The wheels of justice turn far too slowly in most cases (in Lindsey’s it seems not at all). You are absolutely right to feel the way you do. I lost a childhood friend to a drunk driver. They say that by the time a person gets their first DUI they have already driven drunk an average of 130 times (or something like that). It’s a wonder any of us survive on the road.

    • erika says:


      i’m just text on a website here…but I just have to express how deeply sorry i am for you and sorrowful for your son being absent in our world…it’s a huge loss for us who remain. being a young man at 20, we’re missing out on what he could have contributed to this world.
      I don’t want to get too pushy…but i myself absolutely believe beyond 299% !! that the spirit of someone loss is ALWAYS present with the people they loved…if you ever get that ‘koo koo, tingling wierd feeling in your stomach’ just trust that at moments like that, he is with you. I promise that to be TRUE.

  7. neelyo says:

    i’m getting it now. lindsay was cast because they can shoot scenes of older, bloated Liz on the days after Lindsay’s been on a coke binge and voila, who needs prosthetics? it has to be saving them a fortune.

  8. Hautie says:

    That coat looks incredibly genuine.

    So I fully expect to see Lohan wearing it this Winter, as she trips out of the bars in NYC.

    But I do look forward to the production company having to sue her, to get it back.

    • Pia says:

      That is real mink for sure, very sad 🙁 Wasted animal life to be draped upon a wasted, waste of life animal.

  9. Bradley says:

    She looks like my Princess Kim. Beautiful.

  10. Paul Frehley says:

    And this is why Lindsay Lohan will never be better then Emma Stone.

  11. Cathy says:

    I’m so glad I live 3000 miles away. That women is delusional and a danger to society.

  12. Nicola says:

    Drug related offenses are the reason American prisons are so full. If she were a black male, this probably would have had a different ending. But California has figured out that it just isn’t worth the expense to incarcerate people like Lindsay. I think the cops know that she has a top notch lawyer, so they follow the book to a fault with Lindsay, to minimize the expense to the tax payer. If they had tested her blood, I’ll bet my life savings -$12.20 -that she has a script for all of the drugs in her system. Lindsay has figured out how to work within the system. It seems like a shame, and Lindsay probably thinks she’s pulling one over on everyone, but in reality, they just need to wait it out. She’ll either kill herself or kill someone else.

    Of course once she dies, we’ll probably gloss over all of the negative, and re-brand Lindsay as a lost soul, instead of a narcissistic, selfish twat with an addiction.

    • Nanz says:

      Amen to everything you said.

    • Maguita says:

      Brava! Very well stated.

    • Becky says:

      I won’t pity lohan is she dies or change my mind about her in any way, and it will be infuriating how so many will. But I really don’t want Lindsay to die, she’ makes great fodder for gossip.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      No, we won’t. Didn’t you hear? We’re having a death party. (Go back a couple Blohan threads, and you’ll see it.)

      And don’t anybody judge or attack us. We aren’t wishing her dead, but she’ll no longer be behind the wheel or under WO’s thumb.

      • Maguita says:

        You’re still responsible for the Cracktinis, right?… Wait, I’m still invited right?..

        … What am I supposed to bring?? Some Ecstacy’d humus on OD’d pita bread… How’s that?

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Mags – Of course you are! My vodka melon balls are my +1 – I think Eileen is bringing the cracktinis (and she puts crushed percocet around the rim!). That pita and hummus sounds divine! I do so l-o-v-e hummus!

      • Izzy says:

        I’ll bring the crackie crudite platter…

      • Maguita says:

        ^Please, do not forget the needles…

        You know, for shooting-up dip.

        (I know, I know @Bellaluna, M, cut the f-cking fromage!!…. Ouh-ouh, we need a fromage platter. Who’s gonna???)

        Reading my comments, guess I’ll be bringing nuts.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Yep, I called it and I own what I said. I only hope she does not take an innocent soul with her. She is a danger to others and is an irredeemable wh*re/addict/delusional twat who does not give a flying f*ck about anyone or anything but herself.

        Cracktinis for all, someone was supposed to bring a cart. I’m doing jello shooters served in 60CC syringes! Awesome!

  13. JJ says:

    I don’t doubt that Lindsay caused this accident, but I don’t think going ten miles over the speed limit had much to do with it. Almost everyone does that kind of very minor speeding. I think the fact that she didn’t brake is more telling — she either wasn’t paying attention or hit the gas instead of the brake when she saw the truck.

    • Maguita says:

      Three inches to the left, and her Assistant would have been irremediably injured.

      Or killed.

  14. Nanz says:

    I knew it would be hard to prove the vodka soaked water bottle was in LL’s car since it was found in the “debris field.” She must have made a pretty good deal with the devil to get away with the things she does and LIVE to tell about it.

    • Byte Me says:

      See, that’s just it…WHO has she made a deal with? WHO does she have damning info on? Surely she’s holding something important over someone who’s important.

  15. Eileen says:

    Lol look at her in those photos. Shes really loving herself and thinks she IS Liz Taylor. Oh lindz…

  16. Kimlee says:

    Why dose her face look so bloated? Did she get fillers or somthing because her face seems different from the pictures of her last week.

  17. NerdMomma says:

    Suck in that gut, Lohan. You’re a “movie star.”

  18. ahoyhoy says:

    Oh, how I wish she’d try her drunk/crack driving in another state. She’d be put away for a long time.

    The TWO DUI’s she ALREADY has, would be a life-ruiner anywhere else in the country. At least the parts I know. She wouldn’t be hired for almost any job, plain and simple. ONE DUI is a scarlet letter for life in most states. Nobody wants to hire a person with a drinking problem, and a DUI is a ‘drinking problem’, in that it means they don’t or can’t stop drinking when they’re supposed to know better. It becomes a risk issue for employers. It’s not always fair, but that’s what employers look at.

    I was a waitress/bartender for 20 years, and a lot of my co-workers over the years drank all day, every day….I’ve known many who got DUI’s and they were actually PUNISHED and learned a lesson. Crackie won’t learn until she faces REAL consequences, like most Americans would.

    • bagladey says:

      Donald Trump fired Khloe Kardashian because of her DUI.

      • Carter says:

        He fired her because she still had some legal obligations pending that came up during filming. AND he didn’t have the prior knowledge of that (or the DUI).

    • the original bellaluna says:

      No offence to Massachusetts, but I believe they are much tougher on DUIs (OUIs in that state) than Cali (unless your last name is Kennedy, right?) so could she please summer there?

      • Nicka says:

        Shoot, send her over my way! I live in Arizona….Sheriff Joe will have her ass in Tent City so fast that she won’t even get the chance to bj her way out of it!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Oooh, Nicka, I like the way you think! Plus, it’s closer. We could get her nice and drunk, rent a car (ain’t no way she’s getting her funk in my Lexus!), drive her into AZ, drop her off, and come back home!

        Let’s make this happen people!!

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        I also loved that idea a few threads ago. I would LOVE to see her fully chain gaining in the hot melt your shoes AZ sun in August.

        If she’s still alive by then, that is…

  19. Shelly says:

    I just can’t with her face anymore. When you put her face now beside the face she had pre-plastic-whatever, she looks like she’s in her late 40s now. She may have hit the drugs hard, and probably still is, but she in no way needed any work done to her face (beyond the teeth). She has ruined the proportions of her features. Those huge lips, her puffy cheeks (which I think is not drug bloat but filler of some sort, as it is too extreme) really have aged her, probably even more than the drugs. If she hadn’t done any of that to herself, she’d look a lot less cracken. I wonder if any of these procedures are reversible. Like if she stops, will the lips and cheeks subside?

  20. Boo says:

    I like the cover pic, where it looks like she’s about to hurl. That’s the look I get on my own face whenever I see this entitled, criminal mess on my computer screen.

  21. Smokey blues says:

    Here is how she should proceed: a no-holds-barred reality show. For real, she should just come on the first episode and say “yeah, my life is a mess. Wanna see?”. People would be glued to the screen. Even BETTER would be if she then turned a show into a documentary of her search for real help and recovery. Hell, I would root for her! But I really do think this approach might work. Stop lying, out with the mess of a life you are living, Lindz!

  22. RocketMerry says:

    She ALWAYS is too crackie to brake. Or care, for that matter.

  23. OrangeBlohan says:

    LOL @ “A friendly pat on the firecrotch.” Too funny!!!!

  24. kc says:

    I wonder (heaven help me for defending Lilo) if the bloat isn’t deliberate/costuming. We all know Liz had serious ups and downs with her weight and maybe they are portraying that.

    This girl has been given so many chances to clean up her act, it is ridiculous. Her sense of entitlement floors me. At the VERY least they need to yank her license.

  25. bettyrose says:

    Again I ask, does she have insurance? Driving w /o insurance is a pretty big offense (for normal people) in CA.

  26. OhMyMy says:

    Man she looks like day-old Hell warmed up on toast.

    Shopping list: black wig and a sharpie = this year’s Halloween costume. I’m going as LL trying to pass herself off as ET. Tape a sign to my back that says “Call me Liz!” And Voila

  27. Andi says:

    Not to defend LiLo…

    But i hope a modern day porsche does not leave any skid marks… at least here in europe…

  28. boo says:

    Back in the day when I was young, I had a terrible DUI, I was drunk and I hit 3 or 4 parked cars, no one was hurt, thank God. I don’t think I could have lived with myself. That was a wake up call, I didn’t get sober right away but soon thereafter and never drank again, it’s been 32 years. I hope this for Lindsay, I know it’s hard not to drink and drug, but kids, if you don’t start you don’t have to stop! I don’t even remember what it feels like to be under the influence and that feels really good.

    • ahoyhoy says:

      Good for you boo! That’s wonderful that you took the opportunity to turn it around. I’m so glad you haven’t had to live with hurting anyone, too. That WOULD be awful.

      I don’t expect EVERY person with a DUI to go completely sober (many aren’t alcoholics, some can get a DUI with one glass of wine), but just to learn that if you’re going to drink at all, leave your car at home. Have a driver, cab fare—something to protect others & yourself from a drunken life-ruining mistake. It can happen to anyone, even ‘good’ people—not just Crackies like Tricky Lohan.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        A couple years before we moved, I went to a dive bar that was, quite literally within walking distance from our apartment. The booze was flowing; good times were had by all. (This was before the baby, mind you.)

        When I was ready to go home, I realised there was NO WAY I could manage to drive out of the parking lot, across the street, and the 2 block (if that) drive down our street.

        So I called hubs, who walked over and drove me (and our car) home. And laughed his ASS off at me!

    • Lady D says:

      Props Boo, I knew you were tough.

  29. Joy says:

    Does anybody else see shades of a dark haired Sharon Stone in some of the pix or has my caffeine just not kicked in yet?

    • ahoyhoy says:

      And it looks like the teeth she’s wearing today are slipping…..Girl needs some polident!

  30. Bess says:

    Well, I hope this production isn’t using any “real” furs or jewelry because we all know that Lohan has the stickiest hands in show biz.

    As for the crash and lying to police, it does amaze me that law enforcement has decided that it’s easier and cheaper just to ignore Lohan’s antics. On the last Lohan post, several of us surmised that the Cracken must be bribing/blowing or blackmailing some pretty important people to keep getting away with all of this crap.

    Who is powerful enough to coerce the entire LA law enforcement community into giving her a free pass????

  31. Quinn Parker says:

    She looks to be in her second trimester.

  32. freykat says:

    I wonder how much these lifetime people are regretting their choice now? The drama this girl trails behind her is amazing. I also like the part “News reports that two crew members also sought treatment for exhaustion were incorrect” Think the hairdressers getting treated were lies generated by miss cracky? This girl is insufferable! I hope this trainwreck is the final nail in the coffin for her “acting” career

    • NerdMomma says:

      Wow that article was an excellent find. What strikes me most is that producers apparently have to pay penalties as a direct result of Lohan’s tweet about working 85 hours in four days.

      Seriously. Who will hire this girl again?? She got the production in trouble, whether the tweet had any basis in reality or not.

    • NerdMomma says:

      Also as you point out the exhausted hairdressers were a fabricated story- further proof Lohan has people reading the blogs and comment boards and trying to combat the negative perceptions about her. Ha!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Yeah, we knew those PA’s (or whatever) were another line of crack denials by the Team Blohan Playbook.

        Just like “the driver cut me off,” “the brakes failed,” and “I wasn’t driving.”

  33. Lindy says:

    I am so sick of this entitled, nasty piece of work, and all her lies and excuses. I get that her life with her horrific parents has not been easy, but at some point she has to grow up and take responsibility for her actions. If she wants to drink/drug herself to death, that’s fine with me. Her life. But when she gets behind the wheel of a car, she is potentially a threat to many others, and that is reckless and criminal and disgusting.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Seriously, what is she tripping over there? It’s big and SILVER in SUNLIGHT. How can you miss it?

  34. I feel so sorry for her , she was so sweet when she started with Disney. I blame her parents for giving her no values. For letting her believe that the world owes her a living. She is whiny and never takes responsibility for her own actions.
    I wish she could find a spiritual counselor to help straighten her out before her actions cancel her out. I think she has talent but I can’t pa attention to it because I’m so appalled by the things she does.

  35. the original bellaluna says:

    For those asking if her license can be revoked, it already was, at least once. Judge Marsha (I do believe) reinstated it; whereupon Blohan proceeded to drive her car (another Porsche, I do believe) and managed to clip a baby in a stroller in a crosswalk and drive away within a week.

    She NEEDS to be locked up. She doesn’t respect the laws when she’s got a license – she sure as hell won’t respect them without one.

    • littlestar says:

      Whatever happened to the first judge in her case (male judge, don’t recall his name)? He was tough on her, and wouldn’t put up with her bs. This female judge has been so lenient on her – it was laughable when she said Lindsay was doing much better. Why the change in judges? Or am I wrong and there was only one judge to begin with? Dear gahd, the cracky is affecting me…

      • the original bellaluna says:

        No, littlestar, I think there have been 3 judges thus far. I think you’re right; the first one was a man, and the other two have been women.

        I think the reason for the change of judges is that she’s kept on committing crimes and escalating through the court system, from misdemeanor to superior court.

        If anyone can help me out, that would be great!

      • Bess says:

        Her first judge in the Beverly Hills DUI/cokepants case was a guy. Then judge Marsha Revel got the case. She is the one who sent LL to jail for two weeks and got the FU nail in court. She then recused herself because she met with someone from one of the drug rehabs she was considering for Blohan after jail without both attorneys present.

        The case was then moved to Judge Fox in Bev. Hills.

        Then LilLo stole the necklace and the case was moved to the airport courthouse. The first judge there was also a guy. Judge Stephanie Sautner then got the case and basically held LiLo’s hand until she finished the requirements of supervised probation.

        I am still wondering why LL isn’t being cited for giving a false statement to the cops. Why isn’t that a probation violation???

      • the original bellaluna says:

        See? Bess has my back! Thanks Bess! Yeah, she needs to be cited for ALL of her garbage lately. I’m at the point where I’m just “Die already!” so she doesn’t take anyone out with her and no more money is wasted on her cracknanigans.

  36. aud says:

    will not be surprised the day i check this site and find out she died.

    she has put her body through too much

  37. HappyJoyJoy says:

    Hello Opiates Face.

  38. Byte Me says:

    A very interesting article appeared today from Deadline Hollywood and some of the comments are really worth the read also..

    Her career is pretty much over unless she choses to do porn.

    • littlestar says:

      Wow. Interesting article. And probably way more reliable than most tabloid stories about Lindsay. Thanks for sharing the link.

    • Izzy says:

      Thanks for the link, Byte! My take: Crackie lied about working 85 hours in 4 days, or whatever it was. Such a scenario would violate union rules, and one of her crackie PR people realized it and paid off two crew members to claim “exhaustion” to make The Cracken’s ridiculous claims more credible.

      Or maybe I’m wrong about all that. Hey, I could be wrong…

      P.S. Not sure why this particular comment is awaiting moderation…

  39. apsutter says:

    Ewww….bitch looks like a damn alcoholic. Look how incredibly puffy her face is and her stomach is so bloated!!! She has crazy muffintop for a pretty skinny girl. She’s getting one of those weird gross bodies from drinking too much.

  40. hmm says:

    I’ll bet you she doesn’t attempt a Liz Taylor-like voice and does her lines in her hoarse crackie 55 yr old smoker voice. Can’t wait to see this mess on Lifetime!

  41. LittleDeadGirl says:

    She has managed to look like a drag queen version of herself.

    • duncecap says:

      Hey! Leave the drag queens out of this! Most of them are way prettier and classier than LL on her best day!

  42. erika says:

    ATTN EVERYONE: Let’s start an ONLINE PETITION (!!!) to get the LAPD/courts/judges/etc., to properly punish lilo and not just let their frustrations slide by cause their sick and damn tired of her!!!

    here’s an URL on how to get going

    and Hell, I’ll do all the legwork just to get this puppy up. I’m NOT being facetious! I’m pissed! I already read about ryanl’s loss of her young son in a car accident. This is what i’ve been screaming ALL along. That Lilo is going to kill someone, soon. Of course the two stories not related but…ya they kinda are!

    I’m going to lose it if I ever have to read the headline that Lilo killed someone accidentially. What a waste of life…wasting away someone elses life.

    DO YOUR JOB! make her pay for her crimes, don’t let her slither away with the help of her oily/sweaty post alcoholic hangover mist emitting from her skin!

    I’ll seriously do it, I just need to find out if she can SUE me…