– Beyonce should get a refund on those things. Is the warranty expired yet? [CelebWarship]
– LA Dreamgirls premiere featuring Teri Hatcher making that terrible grimace face she’s known for. [PopSugar]
– Hot priests calendar is sacrilicious [Socialite’s Life]
– Standout childhood performances [Pajiba]
– Woah! Keanu Reeves is single and looking [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Blood Diamond director slams Russell Simmons for taking a De Beers sponsored tour of African diamond mines and declaring everything A-OK [ecorazzi]
– Lindsay Lohan as the Qwik bunny [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Lindsay Lohan still dresses like a drunk [Hollywood Tuna]
– Prince is playing at the SuperBowl, but he’s totally not a sellout or anything [Best Week Ever]
– Scarlett Johansson for Louis Vuitton [Egotastic]
– Tara Reid is a mess again [DListed]
– Paris Hilton defends Britney’s “partying ethics.” [Celebslam]
– Nip/Tuck season 4 finale is tonight [popbytes]
– More pictures from the Brangelina family’s Hello! spread [The Blemish]
– Nicole Richie actually ate on the day she was arrested [Celebrity Puke]
– Kanye West sued by Evil Knievel [CityRag]
– Adriana Lima at the beach [IDLYITW]
– TMZ runs story about random racist guy [Best Week Ever]
– Cameron Diaz likes sweaty sex. [Hollywood Rag]
– Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody are sharing custody of their dogs [Mollygood]
– Paulino Rubio shows off her undies [Bastardly]
– Jessica Simpson can’t remember her lines on the set of her new movie, either [Celeb News Wire]
– Gwyneth Paltrow backtracks over NY home sale [ICYDK]
– Kelly Clarkson vandalizes the house of Amy Lee from Evanescence [Just Jared]