“Chelsea Handler calls Tori Spelling a faux fag hag” morning links

Chelsea Handler calls Tori Spelling a faux fag hag [Defamer]
Tom Cruise and Suri out in New York. Maybe they were jsut going to the car but it’s too cold for that outfit on Suri! [The Insider]
Smokey Robinson says Michael Jackson just got lost [Black Voices]
Shenae Grimes cops an attitude in her native Canada [Celebedge]
Gena Lee Nolin from Baywatch welcomed her second child, a little girl [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Heidi Klum at Victoria’s Secret NYC Store Opening Party [Bastardly]
Hugh Jackman Says Kids Take Marriage To New Level [ParentDish]
Love Guru named worst movie of 2008 [Hollywood Rag]
Paris Hilton has a new BFF, world yawns [Yeeeah]
Anne Hathaway in a super low cut gown [The Blemish]
– Win a sewing machine signed by Metallica! [Agent Bedhead]
– Nicole Kidman in a ridiculous gold dress and gold flats at the Spanish premiere of Australia [Evil Beet]
Romancing The Stone getting remade [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Heidi Klum says she eats a big mac and fries after walking the catwalk for Victoria’s Secret [Deceiver]
– “Plaxico Burress“: The New FAIL? [Best Week Ever]
Britney Spears’ new Circus video [PopBytes]

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23 Responses to ““Chelsea Handler calls Tori Spelling a faux fag hag” morning links”

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  1. Mia says:

    And WHO exactly said that?! The faux fag hag Chelsea Handler?!

    She need a mirror. Obnoxious cow. 🙄

  2. Codzilla says:

    Neither of these women do anything for me. Chelsea always seems like she’s trying too hard to be funny, and Tori is, well, Tori. Gag.

  3. prissa says:

    What is with the Cruises and their determination to “swaddle” Suri in a blanket? She’s a toddler for goodness sakes not a newborn! Put a coat on her and be done with it!! Nice to see the sippy cup though….

  4. Mairead says:

    I enjoyed The Love Guru 😳

    I still want to know what Mike Myers has on Ben Kingsley to get him to be in it and cross-eyed though.

  5. cara says:

    Handler must of smoked a GInormous amount of tobacco or something because we are the same age and I look like a baby (skin, wrinkle wise) compared to her…and mind you, I was a human garbage can for most of my life, so I don’t know if she’s the right one to use the word “HAG” to describe anyone. I find her panel much more amusing then her, she is actually hard to watch. Tori and Dean’s reality show was more gripping, maybe that’s why she hates Spelling so much, Tori’s fake reality acting was more captivating then The Chelsea Handler Show!

  6. Michelle says:

    Celebitchy, droppin the ball here…those Anne Hathaway pics are from 2005! The dude who posted them said so. Obviously, a slow news day for the Blemish.

  7. anastasiabeaverhausen says:

    I LOVE Chelsea Handler.

  8. Kristin says:

    Faux Fag Hag? Okay, she’s one to talk.

  9. Tina says:

    I liked Chelsea Handler’s books. Her eponymous show is just okay.

    Tori Spelling’s face is melting into Jabba the Hutt’s.

  10. Kaiser says:

    Romancing the Stone does not need to be remade. Losers. All of them.

  11. Judy says:

    Gee do something about that womans forehead lol she is really NOT goodlooking. Torri is better looking then that skank.

  12. Feebee says:

    Who are all these fags Tori is a faux hag for? Normally I’d think she’d be referring to her husband like a ‘beard’ situation but he’s definitely straight, a totally douchebag but straight nonetheless.

  13. Leandra says:

    Chelsea handler is a rude pig though. Not funny either. She was on Leno and was incredibly lame. Is she supposed to be a comedian or something? If she is, not a very good one.

  14. vdantev says:

    Tori is starting to look like the Joker and Chelsea has a forehead you could use for a drive-in movie screen.

  15. Cinderella says:

    I can take both in small doses.

    Chelsea does have a case of the Frankenforehead.

  16. Baholicious says:

    I don’t know who billboard forehead is but Tori, your husband is a useless, no-talent, cheating, child-leaving piece of SHIT.

  17. dr.grrl says:

    at times she can be funny, but chelsea handler definitely has a FIVE HEAD not a forehead. 😯

  18. Sickitten says:

    I just adore Chelsea. A major talent!

  19. xiaoecho says:

    just look at those two – talk about separated at birth

  20. Jeanne says:

    Both these bitchy blondes have had too much surgery and they still ain’t pretty. Check out the bulging vein in Chelsea’s forehead. Tori has worse than “man hands” she has man face.

  21. Katty Cathey says:

    Chelsea MUST be picking on Tori because Chelsea is butt ass ugly and this makes her feel better about her ugly self!!! Chelsss looks like Mrs. Ed!!! Back off and leave TT alone!!

  22. Peaches says:

    Chelsea is unfunny and unattractive. What is her problem? Really – she’s got a lot of nerve calling someone ugly. It’s her behavior that’s ugly. Anyone who boffs her way to the middle should just zip it.

  23. Insane says:

    Chelsea Handler is a pale ugly bitch.