Dina Lohan’s new ‘ET’ interview: ‘I’ve never partied with my daughter in my life!’

OMG. OMG!!!! Dina Lohan sat down for her first post-Dr. Phil interview, this time with Entertainment Tonight. We are now seeing a sober (-ish) woman, the same crack-liar who will shill and deny and obfuscate for her crackhead daughter for years and years and years. They need to start calling Dina “The Teflon Crackie”. The woman conducting the interview for ET is Christina McLarty – a familiar name if you follow random gossip. McLarty was married to Joe Francis for a hot minute, and she’s now dating David Arquette. And, by the way, SHE’S AWESOME. I love the way she seems to be challenging Dina on her crack delusions. Here’s the video (you can also see it here on ET’s site). Around the 2:40 mark is when Michael Lohan comes in, and you don’t have to watch that – he’s so gross.

Regarding the Dr. Phil interview, Dina says: “I was absolutely not under, intoxicated, or on any kind of medication. I was extremely upset.” Yes. Exactly. Dina’s defense continues to be: “Listen to my crack words, don’t believe your lying, sober eyes!” Don’t you love when McLarty just kind of goes off, telling Dina exactly what the public thinks of her and her daughter? “That you’re crazy. That you’ve been drinking. That you’re doing drugs. That you’re partying with your daughter. Enabling her. She drives drunk. She hits people.” She says that all as Dina tries to talk over her with crazy crack denials. It’s amazing. But the best part may be Dina’s cracked-out declaration: “I’ve never partied with my daughter in my life!” O RLY?!?!

As for Michael… “If I did throw a Bible at her, she should have picked it up and read it.” OH DEAR GOD.

But seriously… Dramamamas? Why is Dina allowed near innocent children?

And in other crackhead news, The Enquirer had this funny/sad little story about Lindsay:

Lindsay Lohan again refused to pay a legitimate hotel bill – although her $1,000-plus charges for minibar, mani-pedi’s and massage at Atlanta’s W Hotel were a far cry from the fabled $46,000 bill she blew off weeks ago at the Marmont.

In town filming Scary Movie 5, Lindsay plunked herself down and refused to pay OR leave the hotel until producers wearily coughed up the cash – but a spy says they intend to deduct the dough from LiLo’s paycheck!

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Classic crackie. Remember, this is the same studio that had to send a private jet for Lindsay because she pitched a crackie hissy fit and claimed she couldn’t work because she had “walking pneumonia”. When the studio sent her the private jet and told her that they would sue if she didn’t show up, that’s when she magically got better. So… I believe this story. And I hope the studio takes all of it out of her “paycheck”.

Some photos of Dina NOT partying with Lindsay last year:

Screencaps of the ET interview, photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Brown says:

    Mother of the Year

  2. The Original Mia says:

    Now you know you lying, Dina!

  3. Rux says:

    Is this trick for real?! Does she think we are stupid, blind and easily manipulated?

    Whatever sh-t she is on, I would like some so I can think that I own my own island in Fiji and David Gandy, Michael Fassbender and Alex Skarsgard (sp?) are my personal sex slaves and they cook and clean.

  4. ladybert62 says:

    “Listen to my crack words, don’t believe your lying, sober eyes!” Fantastic line Kaiser – I love it.

    In those pictures of her with crackhead, they both look to be 100% stoned or drunk or both.

  5. dorothy says:

    What she mean’s is she hasn’t partied “today” with Lindsay. However, the days still young.

    • Rhea says:

      This. God, she’s the best mom, indeed. -_-

    • operagirl says:

      Exactly. She utterly disgusts me! What a horrible, horrible example of motherhood.

      • alons-y alonso says:

        Dear God! Lyndsay Lohan needs an actual mother who will parent her, not a mother that’s her friend.

      • Hakura says:

        @alons-y alonso – …And she’s not even a good friend! A good friend would put their stilletto heel up your ass when you did (or are about to do) something stupid, not offer to grab some more beers & a box of condoms.

  6. Sam says:

    Ha! I watched this last night and laughed my ass off. Was looking forward to coming here and reading about it.

  7. Eleonor says:

    of course she wasn’t. It was Lindsay who partied with her, it’s different!

    • RocketMerry says:

      Ah! Perfect crackish-translation, please stick around for the next time a Lohan opens its mouth – I struggle with crackish-translation, unfortunately, though I’m a bit better at translating the great languanges of liean and delusionish :)

  8. DanaG says:

    I love that you have pictures which look like she is actually holding Lindsay up, no Dina of course you didn’t party with your daughter. Just because there are pictures and a tonne of writeups about you partying with her doesn’t mean a thing.

    If they are deducting things from her bill she could end up owing them money. Why do hotels even let her in these days? They need to be prepaid or she doesn’t stay. Is she still in NY?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Yes, those would be the pix of WO after a night of NOT partying with Lindsay! ;) Because she’s “NEVER partied with her!”

      My God, the things that come out of this woman’s mouth FLOOR ME.

  9. Sunnyinseattle says:

    I missed it and it says I can’t watch the video from this site? Is it just me anyone else having problems? I want to see the interviewer not letting her speak and telling her everything over her protests! Epic. Now to figure the video issue out….. ;-)

  10. lucy2 says:

    Wow, she is so nuts. I feel so bad for the other kids.
    That would be pretty funny if the producers deducted all that stuff from her paycheck, the plane, the minibar, and at the end of it she ends up owing them money for the job!

  11. Naye in VA says:

    What I don’t understand is how you can go to a luxury hotel and not pay have a credit card authorized up front. Especially when normal people go and get hit with deposits the same amount as the room stay. Sorry. Had to gripe.

    • Gretta says:

      Yes!! You’re right!!

      They must have been starstruck to allow her stay in their hotel. Idiots.

    • Madisyn says:

      The producers would have put her up in the hotel on their corporate credit card but I’m assuming the hotel was only authorized to charges for the ROOM ONLY! Any ‘incidentals’ would be on her. This is where I blame the SM5 producers. This SLAG is known for this crap, its not new. She did this in Miami for the Plum Magazine ‘photo shoot’ where they never did get the coinciding interview btw. She did this at the Marmont and now in Atlanta. Don’t bother passing me the crying towel. They deserve it with her track record!

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I only HOPE the producers actually do deduct the bill from her check. I sure as shit would!

        And I hope The Chateau sues her flabby, freckled ASS off!

        (I need a cracktini; I’m feeling really bitchy right now.)

    • jwoolman says:

      The producers may have prepaid for the actual room and maybe reasonable meals for one person, since housing is typically on their tab on location. But the extras are hers to pay. She’ll just pretend it was a misunderstanding again, just as she claimed she thought the Liz and Dick producers were supposed to pay her Chateau bill for two months (for a two week shoot…). She must have a pair of asbestos pants.

  12. Peachy Kean says:

    If Dina wasn’t under the influence of booze and/or drugs during the Dr. Phil interview, then I’d hate to see what she’s like when she _is_ drinking and crack-enabling!

  13. aims says:

    this family is beyond sick. im sure they could all be diagnosed with some sort of mental issues. dina should have had her right to reproduce revoked. dina is living through her children. take notes pageant moms, this is what happens when you don’t parent, and be your kids bestfriend. they become a lindsey.

  14. Anna says:

    She is so repulsive I can’t bear looking at her. Well actually I can, but it’s a morbid fascination with how drug-weathered, high, and pathologically narcissistic she looks and sounds. It’s disgusting. Now I can’t look away.

    • BreeinSEA says:

      Anna… totally. How in the flying f bombs can this woman think we take her seriously?! Its gross that anyone gives her the time of day but who wouldn’t when there’s ratings to be considered? She looks like the bottom of a swamp loggers foot. (And I’m seriously sorry if I offend any swamp logger, I just know its like Vietnam War rot foot)

  15. Anon says:

    Millions of drunks/addicts and/or their families live in place called Denial.

  16. NeNe says:

    Knowing all of Lindsay’s antics, why the f*ck do people still hire her??? Yes, it is probably for the publicity, but come on now, she is a trainwreck. Not only is her mother an enabler, I believe that all of the people that continue to hire her, are also enablers. She has a diva attitude, and let’s face it, she is so far from being a diva, but I guess she feels that way, because of all the morons that continue to hire/cast her…

    • aims says:

      Right. there would be no way in hell i would hire lindsey. wouldn’t touch it with a 10 foot pole. you know she will be a royal pain in the a**.

      • Bess says:

        Agree. I can’t think of any other industry where this sort of behavior is tolerated.

        Why is this trick so deserving of 2nd or 50th chances when so many others would actually appreciate the chance to work?

      • Veruca says:

        Because there’s no such thing as bad press. Most will watch the Elizabeth Taylor film for one of two reasons:

        To bitch about the horrible portrayal of ET.


        To laugh at the train wreck that is Lohan.

        Either way, they get viewers. So, even with losses incurred, it’s still a win.

    • Marla says:

      Not only would you be crazy to hire her…a hotel would be crazy to allow her in…maybe she’ll have to stay in ” motel 6 ” from here in…lol
      P.s. sorry motel 6…

  17. Beatrice Sparkplug says:

    They are completely, utterly unlikeable and unsympathetic. He’s a conman, she’s delusional and a pathological liar. Their daughter, a graceless mix of the two, is sociopathic. McLarty treated Delusional Dina with undeserved kid gloves. They’re only ‘interesting’ or only get attention because they constantly F*** up, and given their extensive track record, that probably won’t stop anytime soon. They don’t deserve the attention, negative or otherwise. It’s like watching America’s Most Wanted 24/7 without thinking about the irony of the title.

  18. Ruyana says:

    Apparently both Dina and Lindsay believe that reality is whatever they say it is.

  19. Pat Dorty says:

    I thought that I read somewhere that Dr. Phil is nominating her for mother of the year. She is just a wonderful parent, and we can all takes lessons… Just imagine how much better our world would be if all of our children were as normal and well adjusted as Lindsay is. I’m sorry, I have to wipe away a tear of joy. (Just at the thought of it)

  20. Izzy says:

    O.M.F.G. Dina Lohan is actually CARRYING her drunk/stoned/high daughter in some of those pictures, right?! I’m not just imagining that or projecting? Or having a crackie delusion?

  21. Bess says:

    It’s sad that neither Dina nor Michael Lohan have enough sense to keep their mouths shut. All of these competing appearances on “entertainment” shows does more damage to their children, even though 3 of them are technically adults.

    Lindsay is 26 years old and both of her “parents” still go on tv to talk about her and make excuses for her pathological behavior. It’s beyond ridiculous. I can’t think of any other parents of celebrities who behave like this.

    Also I wish the interviewer asked both Michael & Dina how they support themselves and their children since neither one has a job.

    I also think she should have mentioned that the American public is not stupid and that she and the rest of her clan have zero credibility due to all of the public lies and contradicting statements.

  22. Beatrice Sparkplug says:

    No mas with the Lohans! Screw them. Shut off the spotlight, cue their exit.

  23. Incredulous says:

    So, do you reckon Dina has floated the idea of mother/daughter porn to Lindsay yet?

    If not, it is clearly only a matter of time. That family is back of beyond looney.

  24. Gretta says:

    I said it on the Amanda Bynes thread and I’ll say it again – the world would be a better place if W.O. dropped off the face of the earth, taking the Cracken too.

  25. judyjudy says:

    Why? Why, why, why is this woman still talking? There are hundreds of celebrities, messed up ones at that, and we don’t hear from THEIR mothers on a weekly basis! Why do these media outlets continue to give her a platform?

    I don’t care about herside of the story or whatever the heck she’s trying to sell. The mom is a drunk, the dad is an asshole, and the kid is a mess. Sounds like half the people I grew up with. I

  26. HulaHoop says:

    This is just sad at this point. Even though Lindsay is an adult I kind of feel sorry for her because she obviously never had the guidance of her parents. She has literally destroyed her career. Although she was never the best actress there are plenty of bad actresses (looking at you Kate Hudson) who still manage to have careers because they are reliable and professional which Lindsay has not been for some time, if ever.

    Side note-both Dina and Lindsay either need to lay off the self tanner completely or learn how to apply it.

    • judyjudy says:

      I don’t feel sorry for Lindsay at all. I know plenty of people with totally effed up parents and childhoods that have grown up to be successful, balanced, and kind adults. Sure it stinks to grow up with cray-cray but there comes a point in one’s life when you have to take responsibility for your self.

      Ugh. The Lohans have made me so bitter this morning. Quick…I need a picture of Javier Bardem holding a kitten – STAT!

      • Madisyn says:

        I don’t feel sorry for this trick either. Blohan didn’t develop her arrogant, self-entitled, insolent attitude at ‘MOMMYS’ place, she developed that all on her own out in CA when she was 16 and thought she was ‘all that’. Did Dina ‘encourage’ this behavior, absolutely! Did she ever suggest she act ‘right’, NO! It was either kiss her little flat freckled ass or get cut off and THAT is where the problems started. When the ‘child’ can control the ‘parents’ with money, its all downhill as we’ve all witnessed for the last decade!

  27. Flora Kitty says:

    She is delusional.

  28. MarenGermany says:

    I never really cared for the trainwreck that is dina lohan, but seeing this interview…omg I saw sooo sooo much of lindsay in there. the constant side eye while lying, the laughing off serious matters, the excuses, the self-pity, the EVERYTHING.
    lindsay is dina, dina is lindsay.

  29. Dimebox says:

    Of course she wasn’t partying with her silly…that was mothering, extreme mothering. Also known as working. Sheesh. Nobody cuts a hardworking, caring Mom any slack anymore. Did you ever consider that it might be a requirement that Dina be wasted in order to perform her job? She is merely, totally against her will, doing her job as queen of the crackwhore mothers guild. It’s a difficult position; the first rule is that not only does she not protect her children, she actively supports the most damaging lifestyle possible. The second rule is that she garner her own dubious fame and fortune from whoring out her children. Well done Dina! You have achieved greatness in your chosen field.

  30. Calleigh says:

    She looked stoned during the interview

  31. Zigggy says:

    Wow, those pics are just from last year and still such a difference in Lindsay’s face now. Damn.
    Oh yeah, and how about when Lindsay & Dina were mouth kissing in the bar that time- GROSS! I friggin hope they weren’t sober for that :S

    • whateveryouwantittobe says:

      Ick, I went to write exactly this! They were IN A BAR with the little brother sitting next to them, practically making out and groping each other. It makes me wonder if she just fucked a lot of people to get her daughter parts in the first place, and then pimped her out when she was old enough.

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    She DOES realise that ET is one of those tabloids she’s complaining about during her interview with tabloid journalist ET, right?

    Or am I giving her far too much credit for cognizant thought?

  33. jwoolman says:

    Wouldn’t it be easy to check her story about police reports? Michael claims she called the police only for the incident with the ice tray (she hit him with it, he slapped her, she got a black eye) , which happened two months after the wedding, and that if there had been other incidents, she would have also called the police. Which is actually believable – one time he was in jail was when he got into a fight with one of her brothers during a First Communion party for one of the kids. If they would call 911 for something like that, which most people wouldn’t, hard to believe she wouldn’t call 911 for all the other incidents she claims. The problem on Dr. Phil, though, was that her body language was very deceptive when she said such things about Michael. But police records can be checked. Lillian Glass, a body language expert, came away from the Dr. Phil interview wondering if Michael has been the one telling the truth after all, since Dina was clearly lying. Also obviously Dina was close to family, and they didn’t like Michael. Her brothers were not gentle souls and had no qualms about slugging it out with him. Hard to believe Michael would still be in one piece if he really had done what she claimed, she wasn’t in the isolated position that battered women often are. My suspicion is that they had lots of fights but as equal partners, especially screaming at each other. They were both drunks.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      jwool – I don’t know how things work in NY/Long Island, but a lot of domestic/family law cases are sealed nowadays, oftentimes retroactively (to protect the minors and DV victims involved).

      So, if a reporter attempted to access those files, they may not be able.

      If an involved party (like MiLo or WO) wants to access those files, they would be able.

      But if (HAHAHAHA! IF!) one or both of those parties is lying to the media about what happened, it doesn’t really benefit them to access those files.

  34. Madisyn says:

    I think ‘MOMMY’ SLAG isn’t “sober (-ish)”, I’d call that pic DRUNK(-ISH)!

  35. Julianthe says:

    “Did you cry after this interview?”
    Answer: “Many, many times…” (while looking from side to side and down with insincerity)

    The woman is a pathological LIAR, histrionic, with possible anti-social personality symptoms. Dina, you are a sick, sick woman.

    • jwoolman says:

      During the Dr. Phil interview, she miraculously managed to cry out of only one eye…. Fakery.

    • Madisyn says:

      I haven’t viewed this video but it sounds an awful lot like her Dr. Phil interview where she’d say something and then look around at the camera men/women, off camera, looking for sympathy or encouragement. Anyone else notice that?

      CB’s link is not up, anyone have a good, working one?

  36. jwoolman says:

    Another thing – besides the photographic evidence of her partying with Lindsay over the years, including when Lindsay was underage, didn’t Dina say something to Dr. Phil about going with Lindsay to clubs just to keep an eye on the enablers or something whacky like that? The woman can’t seem to keep her lies straight.

    Also – since Dina seems to lie about everything else, why should we believe her about Michael? I know he’s the guy people love to hate, but why believe Dina specifically? It’s not that he’s incapable of violence, it’s just that she has such a poor track record with the truth. We can be pretty sure that he’s telling the truth when he says he never hit the kids, since neither Dina nor the kids have ever said he did. Maybe (audible gasp!) he’s actually telling the truth about the rest.

    • Kate (newer one) says:

      Yes. I thought that, and went to check. The quote:

      “I don’t party with Lindsay. In the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.”

      Direct contradiction of her latest claim.

  37. Bess says:

    White Oprah didn’t seem “extremely upset” to me when she was on Dr. Phil. She was giggling and flirting with the guy. It seemed like she was trying to charm him into taking her side.

    • Madisyn says:

      ‘MOMMY’ SLAG wasn’t “extremely upset” until Phil wouldn’t ease up on the questions and wouldn’t let her ‘lead’ or control the interview. Other interviews would ask a great question, but she’d deflect it and give an ‘answer’ to something she wanted known, not having anything to do with the initial question. No other interview has CALLED HER OUT like Phil did and for that I applaud him.

  38. lionfish says:

    Ha ha Ha– just be present- a very strategic place to be. Oh yeah, and avoid the tabloidism.

  39. Lisa says:

    Alcohol and coke will give you a short memory.

  40. Alex says:

    Can someone please explain why Lindsay’s nose looks so sharp and chiseled in the last two pics? Now her nose doesn’t look like that at all…? Not a nose job because it literally changes shape daily.

    • Anna says:

      I bet it’s Coke Nose.

      The Cracken needs to figure out a way to get her ish together, but I firmly believe that far from trying to ferret out the enablers, Dina is the enabler. As long as WO keeps Lindsay mentally crippled, the gravy train keeps flowing. Sick and awful. On the other hand, Lindsay, time to get your act together and realize that your mother is killing you and your career.

  41. blondie10101 says:

    Lindsay is going to die, and when that happens, Dina will blame everyone but herself even though it is partially her own fault. You have to actually be a mother,and parent your children, Dina didn’t do that and just wanted her daughter to like her and think she was cool and this was the end result of Dina’s lack of parenting. Lindsay takes the blame for her own problems, which are too numerous to even list.

  42. mln89 says:

    i can’t with this b!!ch. she has to be taking the same crack her as her daughter. did she forget that there is photographic evidence of her partying with her underaged teen daughter instead of acting like a mother? i remember being in high school and seeing these two idiots (meaning 17 year old lindsay and mother of the year dina) going out to clubs together. it was so inappropriate on so many levels and i remember thinking “WTF? i would never go to a club/party with my mom. i wouldn’t even be able to have fun.” fun meaning illegal and semi-illegal sh!t and things that i would never want my parents to see. it makes me wonder what kind of sh!t lindsay did in front of mom at those clubs. was she getting sh!tfaced drunk in front of dina? was she taking drugs, and pushing up on guys in front her mom? were they doing all that together, and lindsay just took it too far by getting addicted?

    they both partied so much in that in a few short years lindsay became known as an unprofessional party animal and addict, who was too exhausted from partying to even get to work. she burned hollywood bridges and connects,and threw a promising career away. instead of doing all these interviews like the famewhore she is, and trying to rehabilitate her public image (why does she have one anyway, as the mother of a celebrity?), dina needs to get off the tv, and find out what her daughter is up to now. immediately. right this second now, and hope to god that it’s not yet another thing that she could be sued or arrested for.

  43. AnnieGrey says:

    Lindsay needs a restraining order against Dina. Looking at those pictures, I feel like Dina may be the pusher in all this. “Drink this. Take this. You’ll feel better.” Maybe ever putting things in drinks/food. I wouldn’t put much past Dina.

  44. carmol says:

    LOL I got to give this one to michael!!! that was a good line! LOL