We got a tip about this last week, but it wasn’t until I was going through this week’s tabloids that I actually took the time to look for the video. So, last week, Liam Neeson and Ethan Hawke happened to appear on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live. This was incidentally the same show where Ethan Hawke confessed that William Hurt is a “son of a bitch.” Anyway, when Liam’s “Plead the Fifth” three questions came up, Andy Cohen asked him to confirm or deny the rumors that he’s one of the most well-endowed men in Hollywood. His answer was… uh… “I’m told that Willem Dafoe and myself are [makes side-by-side motion]…neck-and-neck.” Here’s the video:
Liam also said that he might have dated Barbra Streisand, although all he wants to say is that they were “buddies”. How the hell did that happen?!? WHEN did that happen? I mean, I’ve heard that Liam got around before he fell in love with Natasha Richardson, but I’d never heard the Babs thing before. Did you know that he supposedly fooled around with Julia Roberts too? That was supposed to have happened when she was only, like, 19 years old.
Anyway, it’s no surprise that Liam is well-endowed. Supposedly, he hooked up with Janice Dickinson, and Janice once said “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane! Wouldn’t you just go gaga? He was amazing!” As for Willem Dafoe, I had never heard that about him, but apparently that’s a thing too – when Lars Von Trier was talking about Dafoe’s nudity in one of his films, Von Trier admitted that Dafoe’s dong was so big, it was “confusing”.
Sigh… I love talking about dongs.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
it’s not a news:every fan yet said it!
Ahhh, isn’t it TOO early to be talking of d*ngs?
Though, it is Liam here…
So I guess happy Friday to me? (Everyone?)
Thanks Kaiser
It’s NEVER too early to be talking about dongs 😉
LOL! I concur.
Just be glad the alcohol hasn’t started flowing yet. I’m going to a meeting/lunch in half an hour and I cannot guarantee I won’t bring up Liam’s dong after the first cracktini…
Yeah…so whatever happened to HGF?
“confusing”…I love that!
Liam and Fassy, thank you Ireland for sending us your big dong men. 😀
They do have a nasty national rumor about Irishmen to live down…
I’ve always hated that stereotype, because my research indicates the exact opposite to be true, generally. The biggest ones I’ve ever seen have all belonged to guys of Irish descent, including one that was porn star size – truly frightening.
What’s that then? That they blister in the sun- nope, not a rumour I’m afraid 😆
Well, black men have the opposite “problem,” of being very well-endowed, which is partly tied into racism. I don’t want to put my bizness in the street here, but I can testify that some are . . . and some aren’t.
I’m married to a shamrock & the rumor is definitely bs
Funnily enough I only heard about this “rumour” through watching “Good Will Hunting”, it’s unknown here in Ireland.
We must have got the only two. Well, and Colin Farrell!
I had a crush on Dafoe as a student.Now I know why.
No Janice, I wouldn’t love that.
That would scare me. Seems like it would be painful since I don’t have a gaping hole for a vag.
Ha ha, Isa.
I just posted a comment about you and Skuddles informing me about Liam’s..
*whispers*
….peeing problem 🙁
Exactly OKitten… love Liam tons but he should never wear light color trou, ever.
I knew about Willem Dafoe’s legendary appendage years back. Dana Delaney talked about it in an interview after they filmed Light Sleeper. I’m telling you ladies, it’s the hands. If he’s got big, meaty hands, chances are he’s got a big…
I agree with the big hands! I’ve known this for years. Every man I have ever been with with big, meaty hands has been very well endowed. I know have a hand fetish because of it.
i want picture proof
lolo
Yes! Pics or it did not happen. I auto salivated when I read/saw this. I need help
I love his c*cky candor! I would totally read a biography if he ever did one.
these are nsfw….
http://i.imgur.com/ZZXHF.gif
http://i.imgur.com/TwfGb.gif
for anyone that’s interested.
0_0
Well that was a lovely way to wake up this Friday morning!
I think “interested” is a polite way to express what I’m feeling.
Well that was, um, eye-opening. Was that supposed to be Dafoe or Neeson?
@_@ just one question. Why is he running naked in rain?
He’s Irish ;o)
It’s a clip from some film. I dont know which one though. The guy is really tall too… So it must be big.
What I want to know is what is he wrestling with in the second clip? A wayward coat?
And, yes, very impressive!
Forget running naked in the rain, why is he carrying/wrestling a man in a suit while he’s bare-assed naked??
Wow. Thank you!
Haha! Thanks! My love for liam grows and grows
@Shabbo
For goodness sake Shabbo, that’s too much sausage for b-fast!lol!Liam is packing!
So does Liam’s “love” for you…
Sorry, someone had to say it.
haha
HOLY SH$T!!!
That is some huge dong! (Salutes)
Well NOW that’s a Happy Friday!
*Cheers*
<3 🙂
Oh dear, and he’s not even …umm, you know.
Yeap! My exact thought i just didnt have the courage to post it ! Haah
Could be a show-er not a grower though..
…but even as a shower, we’d still get another inch or two. This convo is the best. heh
OH MY GOD! This conversation here! I haven’t laughed so much in a long while. 😀
Oh My God. That’s soft? Whoa. That must be from the mini series in England I read about that had a shot of him baring all back in the late 80s, I think. How different America is. Can you imagine America having a nude scene on a regular TV station.
holy sh*t. I need a glass of wine
OH. MY. Run this way Irish man, run quickly!
Thanks for the links 😀
Oh. Em. Gee.
Good Lawd! Thank you, thank you! It’s so rare to get a great frontal nude of a gorgeous male celebrity in the movies! Evens the score for me. Guessing many others just lack the confidence and the goods!
Well,truely mesmerized by both vids,haven’t stared at a screen for that long in ages.WOW
He used to date Helen Mirren too.
Oh I remember when Liam was the slut around Hollywood.
Marrying Natasha was considered shocking given his track record.
Man am old!!! And why do I retain such useless information!!!!
LOL, doesn’t “useless information” turn into “wisdom” with time passing?
You’d think so….lol.
I am wiser and still a font of useless information!!!
Yes I remember Liam as the town man-whore too. He dated Julia Roberts when they met in that horrible Justine Bateman movie, Satisfaction. I think she was still a teenager at that point (18 or 19, not 16).
Natasha was married to someone else when they met. She left her hubby for him.
I do have to say he cleaned himself up after he married Natasha though.
He also dated Helen Mirren. I think they met on the set of ‘Excalibur’ if anyone remembers that film.
I don’t know…ever since I found out about his incontinence problem, he’s seemed a lot less hot to me.
Even mentioning his dong, all I think about is pee coming out of it. Gross, I know…I blame Skuddles and Isa! 🙂
and now you’ve ruined it for me OKitten.. Liam’s incontinence, the gift that keeps on giving..
I’m sorry, marie. I felt very burdened by the knowledge.
On a bright note, I feel much better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest! 😉
He’s got an incontinence problem?
Thank you *so* much for that Kitten :p
This is one of several images that got him kicked out of the masturbatory rotation for me:
http://theblemish.com/2011/11/liam-neeson-peed-his-pants/
And apparently, this is not an isolated incident, but a recurring problem of his.
Now when I picture his dong, I picture it concealed by a barrier of thick Depends. It just doesn’t work for me anymore 🙁
Sadly, I think Liam’s way of dealing with the pain of losing Natasha was working a lot and when off set, at night he would drink heavily to block out the pain. Every time you saw the “accident” on his pants his face showed that he was positively trashed, all slackjawed and eyes vacant. The one time he was filming Taken 2 in Istanbul and came out of a bar drunk and was peeing in an alley. He didn’t know some paps were following him. And when they started filming him in the alley, he was trying to get his penis back in his pants so it wasn’t filmed and that’s why the pee all over his pants.
I think Liam in public handled himself well while grieving but time not working and when he wasn’t with his kids I think was really dark and alcohol was his friend.
It seems that Liam was the first… of many men… that Julia bedded during their mutual movie experiences.
Then dumped when it wrapped.
I am thinking she moved on to Dylan McDermott next. Whom of course she dumped when Steel Magnolia’s wrapped.
It has always made me wonder if she bedded Pitt during “The Mexican”. Or maybe she decided to do James Gandolfini from that movie?
If anything she seems to be a girl with a true commitment to bedding her co-stars. 🙂
Ya, Roberts always seemed dirty to me.
Clooney was in the mix during the Oceans movie as well.
According to CDAN, she also bedded Pene Cruz’s hubby (can’t remember his name) when they worked together on some movie just a few years ago. Got it. Javier Bardem right?!
It was Eat, Pray Love and Julia was married then, and Javier was with Penelope…that would be sad for their partners if they did. I always though Javier was sexy though.
I like Liam but I have never understood the fascination with talking about dongs – seems like a very 7 year old boy-fascination- thing: boring.
I disagree. Men get to see what tons of different woman look like naked, and it doesn’t go in the reverse. Women usually only see guys they actually sleep with naked. So for me, that’s really limited my views – to one man! I’d like to see some more, just to know what average looks like!
Liam also dated Brooke Shields. This was years ago; I remember that she was pretty young at the time. Not criminally young, but not long out of college, I believe.
A very pretty friend of mine styled hair for the premiere of a Liam Neeson movie and ended up in a clinch with him. “It was ENORMOUS!” were her exact words.
Case resting.
he sounds like such a slag…I found him much more endearing when he was with Natasha
When I worked in the Entertainment Industry, it was well known that Liam, Dafoe & Patrick Stewart wielded the LARGEST weapons in Hollywood.
*sigh* Patrick Stewart..I love Jean Luc Picard…
Don’t judge 🙂
Janice Dickinson has to be one of the funniest people on earth…an Evian bottle fell out of his pants? Hahahahahha.
He dated Streisand around the time Prince of Tides was released. At the time it was said he dumped her
The film clips are from Under Suspicion. Not a bad movie.
Liam made a dreadful film with Julia in 1988, Satisfaction. He was 36, she was 21. They lived together. She went off to make Steel Magnolias and dumped him for Dylan McDermott to whom she was briefly engaged. A friend of Liam’s in a GQ cover story years later said he was devastated by the break up. Best thing that ever happened to him.
LOL, Hey- I actually Liked that cheese-fest known as Satisfaction when I was a kid!! Justine Bateman was such a fox in her day, no?!
Maybe he chose the anteater because he wanted to pork a woman who had a nose larger than his.
In Janice’s book, she writes that all he talked about when she met him in NY was how heart broken he was over Julia. She was pissed to notice that he carried with him a blue towel with the initials JR. So she wiped her cooch with it.
Liam was a total poon hound before Natasha. He dated a lot of famous women. He didn’t seem to be too discriminating, either. IIRC, Janice was married at the time, and she left her husband and son for a tryst with Liam.
Well, he was with Helen for five years in England. She brought him over from Ireland when she saw him in a play, I think. He was in love with Julia. So not a total hound. From an article I read about him, when he came to Hollywood at what is considered late in your career (35), he was very focused on making it. He may have slept around, but he didn’t use the famous ones for publicity or being on their arm to help his career. The article also said Liam, as much as a womanizer, he was, wasn’t really a Hollywood party kind of guy and preferred being home reading scripts or books more than being at all the “in” parties. At least he wasn’t a publicity whore trying to get noticed in Hollywood. Liam always had a class about him.
A guy who likes the ladies, likes to read, and has a big penis?
Sign me up.
Hehe it’s no news, Liam was a Warren Beaty like, fooling around and well known for his Neesdong!
I don’t know why there is such a big deal about big penises. If they are too big, things can get um, uncomfortable.
I prefer quality over quantity.
I agree. I’d rather it work properly and stay hard than be really large or thick and hurt me.
I think really long penises that are thin in width are ugly. I get grossed out by some of these sports guys who tweet their junk that just looks so long and skinny and red in the photos. Ughh. I don’t care about huge penises because recovery time would be days for me. But if one is big, width needs to be in the mix with it. I just have this feeling Liam has a gorgeous one.
Legend has it Liam is a great lover. Helen Mirram said back in the day that Liam doesn’t necessarily need women, but loves being with them, but that the women in his life need him. She said he is very aware of that and she said he tried to be sensitive to that. You never hear any ex diss Liam.
My friend was married to a guy with a massive one. She said it was beautiful but that she said he had a horrible time getting off. It took forever. She started dreading sex. Her fiance’ is medium sized but much more enjoyable.
Yeah, gigantic is no fun.
I couldn’t read this without a LARGE sly grin on my face and my boss just passed by so I told him I was giggling about an email my mom sent. Happy Friday to meeeeeeee!!
Bigger is not always better. A guy can be too big.
I am willing to test this theory…
Liam Neeson and Julia Roberts were engaged and he was so in love with her but she’s an idiot who ripped his heart to shreds and yes he dated Babs and Brooke Shields. I’m a font of useless information about Liam Neeson! (Sheepishly looking away)
Liam dated Barbra. It was no secret if you read old interviews from back in the day. Babs went after him when he showed up in the States around 35 for his career. He was a young hunk and lived with the older Helen for years back in the day. He dated Julia Roberts when she was 19 and he was 35. They lived together for a brief period.
He stated in an interview that being off on set for months on end wasn’t conducive to relationships and you usually outgrew relationships by the time you got back. He said he operated better on his own and not being married. But he said when he met Natasha when he was 40 that she was the first woman that pushed all the buttons. He had met women that pushed some, but “Tash” pushed them all and didn’t want to lose her.
Janice Dickinson in your book says Liam was massive. That it was like an Evian bottle falling out of his pants.
It was sweet. Recently he said to a German magazine he thinks about Natasha every day and misses her every day. He doesn’t want questions asked about Natasha in interviews (save the one he did). He might bring her up on his own in passing, so surprising when he answered questions like in the German mag.
He’s not known as “The Big Fella” for nothing
He dated Sinead O’Connor, too.
Endowed, indeed. I heard that his foundation has assets of about $200 million.
😉
Natasha was married when she met him, she left her husband for Liam.
That’s no secret or big news. She talked about it. Her ex directed her mother after that and he was invited and went to her funeral. So they made their peace about the split long ago. Natasha always said Liam was her soulmate.
What’s between the ears is more important than what’s between the legs. A moron with a big dong can only be just that: a moron with a big dong.
Hmmm.
Reminds me of my ex.We never had complete sex cos his dong only got halfway in.I felt real pain if he tried to go any deeper.He also couldn’t enjoy it cos he loves goin all d way in.
Needless to say no one was happy.we broke up soon after.And I never wished for a big dong again.
Liam Neesons c*ck is so big there’s a Tumblr site dedicated to jokes about how big his c*ck is. A lot of them are hilarious! http://liamneesonscock.tumblr.com/