Liam Neeson admits he’s very well-endowed & he dated Barbra Streisand

We got a tip about this last week, but it wasn’t until I was going through this week’s tabloids that I actually took the time to look for the video. So, last week, Liam Neeson and Ethan Hawke happened to appear on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live. This was incidentally the same show where Ethan Hawke confessed that William Hurt is a “son of a bitch.” Anyway, when Liam’s “Plead the Fifth” three questions came up, Andy Cohen asked him to confirm or deny the rumors that he’s one of the most well-endowed men in Hollywood. His answer was… uh… “I’m told that Willem Dafoe and myself are [makes side-by-side motion]…neck-and-neck.” Here’s the video:

Liam also said that he might have dated Barbra Streisand, although all he wants to say is that they were “buddies”. How the hell did that happen?!? WHEN did that happen? I mean, I’ve heard that Liam got around before he fell in love with Natasha Richardson, but I’d never heard the Babs thing before. Did you know that he supposedly fooled around with Julia Roberts too? That was supposed to have happened when she was only, like, 19 years old.

Anyway, it’s no surprise that Liam is well-endowed. Supposedly, he hooked up with Janice Dickinson, and Janice once said “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out. It was insane! Wouldn’t you just go gaga? He was amazing!” As for Willem Dafoe, I had never heard that about him, but apparently that’s a thing too – when Lars Von Trier was talking about Dafoe’s nudity in one of his films, Von Trier admitted that Dafoe’s dong was so big, it was “confusing”.

Sigh… I love talking about dongs.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. carrie says:

    it’s not a news:every fan yet said it!

  2. mommak918 says:

    Ahhh, isn’t it TOO early to be talking of d*ngs?
    Though, it is Liam here…
    So I guess happy Friday to me? (Everyone?)
    Thanks Kaiser

  3. Tilly says:

    “confusing”…I love that!

  4. T.C. says:

    Liam and Fassy, thank you Ireland for sending us your big dong men. 😀

    • Anonny says:

      They do have a nasty national rumor about Irishmen to live down…

      • jc126 says:

        I’ve always hated that stereotype, because my research indicates the exact opposite to be true, generally. The biggest ones I’ve ever seen have all belonged to guys of Irish descent, including one that was porn star size – truly frightening.

      • Mairead says:

        What’s that then? That they blister in the sun- nope, not a rumour I’m afraid 😆

      • MST says:

        Well, black men have the opposite “problem,” of being very well-endowed, which is partly tied into racism. I don’t want to put my bizness in the street here, but I can testify that some are . . . and some aren’t.

      • darkladi says:

        I’m married to a shamrock & the rumor is definitely bs

      • Paul Ó Duḃṫaiġ says:

        Funnily enough I only heard about this “rumour” through watching “Good Will Hunting”, it’s unknown here in Ireland.

    • ItsJustMe says:

      We must have got the only two. Well, and Colin Farrell!

  5. Micki says:

    I had a crush on Dafoe as a student.Now I know why.

  6. Isa says:

    No Janice, I wouldn’t love that.
    That would scare me. Seems like it would be painful since I don’t have a gaping hole for a vag.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Ha ha, Isa.

      I just posted a comment about you and Skuddles informing me about Liam’s..

      ….peeing problem 🙁

      • skuddles says:

        Exactly OKitten… love Liam tons but he should never wear light color trou, ever.

        I knew about Willem Dafoe’s legendary appendage years back. Dana Delaney talked about it in an interview after they filmed Light Sleeper. I’m telling you ladies, it’s the hands. If he’s got big, meaty hands, chances are he’s got a big…

      • sri24fan says:

        I agree with the big hands! I’ve known this for years. Every man I have ever been with with big, meaty hands has been very well endowed. I know have a hand fetish because of it.

  7. CW says:

    i want picture proof


    • Honey Poo Poo formally known as beyonce's bump says:

      Yes! Pics or it did not happen. I auto salivated when I read/saw this. I need help

    • Chicagogurl17 says:

      I love his c*cky candor! I would totally read a biography if he ever did one.

  8. shabbo says:

    these are nsfw….

    for anyone that’s interested.

  9. Katie says:

    He used to date Helen Mirren too.

  10. LAK says:

    Oh I remember when Liam was the slut around Hollywood.

    Marrying Natasha was considered shocking given his track record.

    Man am old!!! And why do I retain such useless information!!!!

    • Micki says:

      LOL, doesn’t “useless information” turn into “wisdom” with time passing?

    • holly hobby says:

      Yes I remember Liam as the town man-whore too. He dated Julia Roberts when they met in that horrible Justine Bateman movie, Satisfaction. I think she was still a teenager at that point (18 or 19, not 16).

      Natasha was married to someone else when they met. She left her hubby for him.

      I do have to say he cleaned himself up after he married Natasha though.

      • FingerBinger says:

        He also dated Helen Mirren. I think they met on the set of ‘Excalibur’ if anyone remembers that film.

  11. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I don’t know…ever since I found out about his incontinence problem, he’s seemed a lot less hot to me.

    Even mentioning his dong, all I think about is pee coming out of it. Gross, I know…I blame Skuddles and Isa! 🙂

    • marie says:

      and now you’ve ruined it for me OKitten.. Liam’s incontinence, the gift that keeps on giving..

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        I’m sorry, marie. I felt very burdened by the knowledge.

        On a bright note, I feel much better now that I’ve gotten that off my chest! 😉

    • shaboo says:

      He’s got an incontinence problem?

    • Amelia says:

      Thank you *so* much for that Kitten :p

    • Jayna says:

      Sadly, I think Liam’s way of dealing with the pain of losing Natasha was working a lot and when off set, at night he would drink heavily to block out the pain. Every time you saw the “accident” on his pants his face showed that he was positively trashed, all slackjawed and eyes vacant. The one time he was filming Taken 2 in Istanbul and came out of a bar drunk and was peeing in an alley. He didn’t know some paps were following him. And when they started filming him in the alley, he was trying to get his penis back in his pants so it wasn’t filmed and that’s why the pee all over his pants.

      I think Liam in public handled himself well while grieving but time not working and when he wasn’t with his kids I think was really dark and alcohol was his friend.

  12. Hautie says:

    It seems that Liam was the first… of many men… that Julia bedded during their mutual movie experiences.

    Then dumped when it wrapped.

    I am thinking she moved on to Dylan McDermott next. Whom of course she dumped when Steel Magnolia’s wrapped.

    It has always made me wonder if she bedded Pitt during “The Mexican”. Or maybe she decided to do James Gandolfini from that movie?

    If anything she seems to be a girl with a true commitment to bedding her co-stars. 🙂

  13. Tania says:

    According to CDAN, she also bedded Pene Cruz’s hubby (can’t remember his name) when they worked together on some movie just a few years ago. Got it. Javier Bardem right?!

    • vvy says:

      It was Eat, Pray Love and Julia was married then, and Javier was with Penelope…that would be sad for their partners if they did. I always though Javier was sexy though.

  14. ladybert62 says:

    I like Liam but I have never understood the fascination with talking about dongs – seems like a very 7 year old boy-fascination- thing: boring.

    • Melissa says:

      I disagree. Men get to see what tons of different woman look like naked, and it doesn’t go in the reverse. Women usually only see guys they actually sleep with naked. So for me, that’s really limited my views – to one man! I’d like to see some more, just to know what average looks like!

  15. Tam says:

    Liam also dated Brooke Shields. This was years ago; I remember that she was pretty young at the time. Not criminally young, but not long out of college, I believe.

  16. Lardy Chops says:

    A very pretty friend of mine styled hair for the premiere of a Liam Neeson movie and ended up in a clinch with him. “It was ENORMOUS!” were her exact words.

    Case resting.

  17. shabbo says:

    he sounds like such a slag…I found him much more endearing when he was with Natasha

  18. spinner says:

    When I worked in the Entertainment Industry, it was well known that Liam, Dafoe & Patrick Stewart wielded the LARGEST weapons in Hollywood.

  19. Sabrine says:

    Janice Dickinson has to be one of the funniest people on earth…an Evian bottle fell out of his pants? Hahahahahha.

  20. cubfan34 says:

    He dated Streisand around the time Prince of Tides was released. At the time it was said he dumped her

    The film clips are from Under Suspicion. Not a bad movie.

    Liam made a dreadful film with Julia in 1988, Satisfaction. He was 36, she was 21. They lived together. She went off to make Steel Magnolias and dumped him for Dylan McDermott to whom she was briefly engaged. A friend of Liam’s in a GQ cover story years later said he was devastated by the break up. Best thing that ever happened to him.

    • Alana Fajina says:

      LOL, Hey- I actually Liked that cheese-fest known as Satisfaction when I was a kid!! Justine Bateman was such a fox in her day, no?!

    • Dark X says:

      Maybe he chose the anteater because he wanted to pork a woman who had a nose larger than his.

  21. Jen34 says:

    In Janice’s book, she writes that all he talked about when she met him in NY was how heart broken he was over Julia. She was pissed to notice that he carried with him a blue towel with the initials JR. So she wiped her cooch with it.

    Liam was a total poon hound before Natasha. He dated a lot of famous women. He didn’t seem to be too discriminating, either. IIRC, Janice was married at the time, and she left her husband and son for a tryst with Liam.

    • Jayna says:

      Well, he was with Helen for five years in England. She brought him over from Ireland when she saw him in a play, I think. He was in love with Julia. So not a total hound. From an article I read about him, when he came to Hollywood at what is considered late in your career (35), he was very focused on making it. He may have slept around, but he didn’t use the famous ones for publicity or being on their arm to help his career. The article also said Liam, as much as a womanizer, he was, wasn’t really a Hollywood party kind of guy and preferred being home reading scripts or books more than being at all the “in” parties. At least he wasn’t a publicity whore trying to get noticed in Hollywood. Liam always had a class about him.

  22. dooliloo says:

    Hehe it’s no news, Liam was a Warren Beaty like, fooling around and well known for his Neesdong!

  23. MST says:

    I don’t know why there is such a big deal about big penises. If they are too big, things can get um, uncomfortable.

    I prefer quality over quantity.

    • NYC_girl says:

      I agree. I’d rather it work properly and stay hard than be really large or thick and hurt me.

    • Jayna says:

      I think really long penises that are thin in width are ugly. I get grossed out by some of these sports guys who tweet their junk that just looks so long and skinny and red in the photos. Ughh. I don’t care about huge penises because recovery time would be days for me. But if one is big, width needs to be in the mix with it. I just have this feeling Liam has a gorgeous one.
      Legend has it Liam is a great lover. Helen Mirram said back in the day that Liam doesn’t necessarily need women, but loves being with them, but that the women in his life need him. She said he is very aware of that and she said he tried to be sensitive to that. You never hear any ex diss Liam.

      My friend was married to a guy with a massive one. She said it was beautiful but that she said he had a horrible time getting off. It took forever. She started dreading sex. Her fiance’ is medium sized but much more enjoyable.

    • jaye says:

      Yeah, gigantic is no fun.

  24. Alana Fajina says:

    I couldn’t read this without a LARGE sly grin on my face and my boss just passed by so I told him I was giggling about an email my mom sent. Happy Friday to meeeeeeee!!

  25. Noel says:

    Bigger is not always better. A guy can be too big.

  26. Ginger says:

    Liam Neeson and Julia Roberts were engaged and he was so in love with her but she’s an idiot who ripped his heart to shreds and yes he dated Babs and Brooke Shields. I’m a font of useless information about Liam Neeson! (Sheepishly looking away)

  27. Jayna says:

    Liam dated Barbra. It was no secret if you read old interviews from back in the day. Babs went after him when he showed up in the States around 35 for his career. He was a young hunk and lived with the older Helen for years back in the day. He dated Julia Roberts when she was 19 and he was 35. They lived together for a brief period.

    He stated in an interview that being off on set for months on end wasn’t conducive to relationships and you usually outgrew relationships by the time you got back. He said he operated better on his own and not being married. But he said when he met Natasha when he was 40 that she was the first woman that pushed all the buttons. He had met women that pushed some, but “Tash” pushed them all and didn’t want to lose her.

    Janice Dickinson in your book says Liam was massive. That it was like an Evian bottle falling out of his pants.

    It was sweet. Recently he said to a German magazine he thinks about Natasha every day and misses her every day. He doesn’t want questions asked about Natasha in interviews (save the one he did). He might bring her up on his own in passing, so surprising when he answered questions like in the German mag.

  28. Mairead says:

    He’s not known as “The Big Fella” for nothing

  29. Honut Sinti says:

    Endowed, indeed. I heard that his foundation has assets of about $200 million.


  30. pomela says:

    Natasha was married when she met him, she left her husband for Liam.

    • Jayna says:

      That’s no secret or big news. She talked about it. Her ex directed her mother after that and he was invited and went to her funeral. So they made their peace about the split long ago. Natasha always said Liam was her soulmate.

  31. Suzie says:

    What’s between the ears is more important than what’s between the legs. A moron with a big dong can only be just that: a moron with a big dong.

  32. bisolar says:

    Reminds me of my ex.We never had complete sex cos his dong only got halfway in.I felt real pain if he tried to go any deeper.He also couldn’t enjoy it cos he loves goin all d way in.
    Needless to say no one was happy.we broke up soon after.And I never wished for a big dong again.

  33. Megan says:

    Liam Neesons c*ck is so big there’s a Tumblr site dedicated to jokes about how big his c*ck is. A lot of them are hilarious!