Jon Hamm conceals his thunder, goes solo at LA benefit: would you hit it?

Most of the cast of Mad Men attended last night’s LA Benefit for The Paley Center for Media, including your boyfriend Jon Hamm. Surprisingly enough, The Hamm Dong’s faithful companion Jennifer Westfeldt wasn’t on hand to keep a protective eye over her man. What does this mean?!? Usually Westfeldt rarely misses an opportunity to walk a red carpet with Jon. Is this some kind of sign that The Enquirer was right? Or should I not be making a big deal over the fact that a couple of 14 years isn’t joined at the hip? Eh. I do think it’s a big deal because usually they ARE joined at the hip. Another unfortunate thing: The Hamm was wearing underwear, I guess. Because I can’t see my beloved Hamm Dong at all. *sad*

Here’s Vincent Kartheiser, looking like a hobo extra from Boardwalk Empire. I like Vincent a lot, but the boy needs to find his style. Also: he’s still dating Alexis Bledel, you know. I think they make a very cute couple.

Elisabeth Moss gave up the blonde, thank God. I know some of you liked it, but it was the wrong shade for her. This current brown shade might be too dark, though. And I hate dress-shorts!

God, is January Jones wearing dress-shorts too? WTF? I don’t mind the electric pink, but I do think we should have a word about January’s weight loss. It’s getting really noticeable – she wasn’t this slim before she got pregnant last year. She lost her baby weight really quickly, and now she’s gone beyond that. I would love to see her put on a little weight. Especially on her face!

Photos courtesy of Nikki Nelson / WENN.com.

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23 Responses to “Jon Hamm conceals his thunder, goes solo at LA benefit: would you hit it?”

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  1. Dusty says:

    Jon needs to rest. Looking tired. Suit not fitting to great – buttons strained.

  2. andy says:

    No sign of his famewhoring dick? The world is coming to an end.

  3. Macey says:

    oh no to JJ’s face. she lost way too much weight. I have the same problem when I lose weight, all comes from my face and does not look good. The worst part is when i try to gain it back it does NOT go back there…sucks.

    Im kind of over Hamm at this point, I just hope season 6 is better than 5.

  4. lizzi says:

    goes solo, eh? (side eye)

  5. ladybert62 says:

    He looks good – the rest of them do not.

  6. marie says:

    surprisingly no, he does nothing for me.

    • Chatcat says:

      Jon Hamm the man does nothing for me. When I see pictures of him, my eyes immediately go to his crotch…if he isn’t commando then there is nothing to keep my interest. Yes that is piggish, but it’s my only interest in him.

      • marie says:

        ha ha, hey-at least you’re honest.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        The dong is alluring, indeed, Miss Chat.

        He looks like hell here though. Actually I have similar bags under my eyes after a weekend of excessive drinking and not sleeping. In other words, I feel his pain.

      • Chatcat says:

        Well marie…at least I try to be!

        OKitten, hopefully you will recover yourself before this coming weekend 🙂 Oh and it’s a shame it’s only his pain your feeling~

  7. Kaye1 says:

    Why do you have pictures of Jon from 2 different events?

  8. bar world land says:

    Elizabeth’s legs! Damn girl!

  9. Toniko says:

    Oh man, the vitiligo spread on his face already ((( damn(

  10. Lu says:

    All this speculation about “Oh, Jon and Jennifer weren’t photographed together so they must be having problems” is ridiculous, especially when you say, in the very next breath, that Vincent and Alexis are still dating. But she wasn’t in those photos, either, so by your logic, they should be on the rocks as well. None of the other Mad Men stars were photographed at this event with their significant others, so guess they are all about to be single. This is crazy. Jon and Jennifer have been photographed together numerous times in the last few weeks, looking very happy. She’s a smart, beautiful, talented woman. Maybe she was busy somewhere else, involved with her own successful career. I don’t understand how someone can claim to be a fan of Jon and constantly be wishing for his long term relationship, which must mean a lot to him, to be over. Hey – I miss the Hamm Dong as much as anyone when its under wraps, but let’s not get silly here. And to answer your question? Yes, I’d hit that into next week.

  11. Happy21 says:

    **sigh**

    Answer to your question: YES!

  12. Sweet Dee says:

    1. HammDong posts are my favorite, and I think that even if he is wearing underwear you should ALWAYS tack on an unrelated photo where he’s not wearing underwear and we can see the outline of his ‘shroom.

    2. Did you know Vincent lives in a tiny box apartment that didn’t have a toilet for a long time? He and Alexis Bledel are perfect together with their tiny heads and unusual dialects. Everything they say to each other would be perfectly pronounced.

    3. Elizabeth Moss. Hair is too dark. Someone help her hair! But nice legs.

    4. January Jones looks like Kimmy Gibler now with all the weight loss. Her legs, by contrast, are creepily thin.

  13. Bronson says:

    I think Elizabeth Moss looks fierce.

  14. lucy2 says:

    That answer is always yes, with just slightly less enthusiasm than the Olyphant answer.

    Did anyone see him and Adam Scott in that Greatest Event in Television History? It was funny, and at one point he is in underwear – thanks to this site, I knew it was probably foreign to him!

  15. april says:

    Yes. He looks great. His suit fits him well. Usually when I see photos of him on Celebitchy his clothes are ill fitting, but this suit and tie look better, although his suit is still rumpled.

  16. taxi says:

    Isn’t Moss a Scientologist?

  17. ohiogirl says:

    I loved Elizabeth’s blonde but I actually like this dark hair too! I guess I just didn’t like the medium brown shades, not enough contrast with her skin. I never thought of her as sexy until the blonde hair and now this pic with the dark hair.