Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem or Ralph Fiennes: who would you rather?

Here are some photos from last night’s UK premiere of Skyfall, the new James Bond movie that I’m absolutely dying to see. I think Skyfall is my most-anticipated film of the season, mostly because I don’t give a f—k about hobbits (sorry LOTR fan-girls). I guess I’m looking forward to Django Unchained too, but not as much as Skyfall. Anyway, one of the big reasons I’m so into the idea of Skyfall is because A) they actually got a great director, Sam Mendes, for this one and B) they’ve brought in a lot of heavy-hitting acting talent. Daniel Craig reprises his Bond role, and Ralph Fiennes joins the cast as some kind of MI6 bureaucrat (SPOILER: I do think Ralph will be taking over the “M” role because this is Dame Judi Dench’s last outing). And then there’s Javier Bardem as the villain. Not just any villain – a villain with horrible hair. You can always tell how evil Javier’s character is going to be based on the wig. And finally, there’s Ben Whishaw, joining the cast as “Q” – the tech guy. I LOVE Ben Whishaw. This role is perfect for him.

Anyway, it’s hard for me to decide who I would go for first between Daniel Craig, Ralph Fiennes and Javier Bardem. Which one is the sexiest? Which one is the funniest? Which one would bone you like crazy and rock your world to the point of no return? Marry, f—k, kill: Skyfall Edition. I would… hm… I would probably marry Javier. But I could also marry Ralph, or I could bone him. Daniel is either a f—k or a kill. Or BOTH. See? It’s really difficult.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. silken_floss says:

    Daniel Craig please. All day, everyday!

  2. Maritza says:

    Javier Bardem is the best looking one in that bunch.

  3. Marta says:

    marry Javier( catholic he will not divorce me) ,work with Craig(chef I want to have fling with)and dream about Ralph from English Patient.The last one guy You can keep for Yourself:))))

  4. the original bellaluna says:

    Can we just toss it and say ALL OF THEM? (I’m feeling randy this a.m.!) disclaimer: minus that little weenie one at the end. NO THANKS!

    • Amelia says:

      I second this 🙂
      I pulled a sicky and cut out of work early in order to get a decent viewing spot by the red carpet, last night.
      They all genuinely looked AMAZING in person. Daniel Craig and Rachael Weiz looked so sweet together.
      But, gun to my head, I’d have to say … Javier. He had a bounce in his step that made me smile 🙂
      Although karma seems to have come around and bite me on the arse as I’ve managed to catch a cold! Meh. Totally worth it.

      • j.eyre says:

        Ah Amelia… we await any stories.

      • the original bellaluna says:


      • Amelia says:

        … I may or may not have spluttered my very rubbish, very fractured Spanish at Javier.

        And he may or may not have told me ‘Good effort’ and winked at me.
        Best. Night. Ever.
        Sorry, Cumby. There’s a new imaginary hubby in town.
        The only downside to the night is that my arse was in immininent danger of contracting frostbite and we got drenched by some moron who deliberately drove through a puddle. However we went and got toasties and tea from Pret a Manger afterwards, which rounded off the best night of October so far. (‘We’ being my friends and I, not Javier, just to clarify. If I ever managed to get him to go *anywhere* with me it would *not* be to Pret…)

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Amelia – I repeat: JEALOUS! OMFG, REALLY?!? (sorry. sorry; I apologise. total fan-girl moment.)

      • j.eyre says:

        *sigh* – the wink. One real weakness I have is a good wink… especially when delivered by a delicious cup of yum. Sounds like a great night – down to the toasties and tea.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        @Amelia! You’re throwing Cumby over for Javi?! But since I’ve drooled over Javier since Jamon Jamon, I understand completely. That is a gorgeous, mouth-watering hunk o’ Javi.

  5. marie says:

    Daniel Craig, you guys can have the rest.

  6. vic says:

    Javier, Ralph and then Grumpy.

    • Christina says:

      Same here.

      Craig is one of those people – some times he looks drop dead gorgeous, at others distinctly ordinary, a bit like any slightly stocky middle aged guy.

  7. chloe says:

    Javier definitely! But could I have a short fling with Daniel and Ralph on the side. I can’t wait for this movie. BTW when I see Daniel and Javier together I think of your little fantasy story you made up about them a few years back, it sounds like a little of that comes true in the movie.

  8. Ranunculus says:

    I go with Javier, to me he seems to be the only guy who can tell a dirty joke in a funny way. Plus he might like my cooking …. And IMO, he is the most talented of those 3, his villain in “No Country For Old Men” scared the bejesus out of me. He was so damn good!

  9. Shitler says:

    Can’t wait for The Hobbit!!

  10. Elisabeth says:

    daniel, always daniel

  11. UNF Joan Jett! says:

    Javier Bardem all the way!

  12. Esmom says:

    Um, none of the above. Especially Craig. Sorry.

  13. Vivian says:

    Daniel’s eyes look so blue in these photos. Don’t know who to pick lol

  14. Merman says:


  15. Myauntieisacat says:

    Javier definitely, Grumpy an affair and Ralph Fiennes for the pass.

  16. Jayna says:

    Kill Fiennes, shag Daniel Craig over and over and over again, and marry Javier because I could never get enough of him.

  17. vixo says:

    Ralph ! Then Javier.

  18. deb says:

    Dayum look at all the pretty men. I’d do ’em all. The. End.

  19. DeltaJuliet says:

    Marry Daniel, shag Fiennes, kill Bardem. I don’t get his appeal at all.

    Isn’t it funny how you can show 3 men and we all have such varied feelings about each of them? Perception of beauty; it’s a funny thing.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      Finally….I thought I was the only one who thinks does not think Javier is hot.

    • Ranunculus says:

      Honestly I never get going by a man’s beauty alone. Wit, humour, talent, intelligence are much more important I think. Imagine you go for a walk with a guy and he has never anything interesting to say. How can you sustain any relationship (whether its with a friend or a lover) with somebody who is bland. A pretty face can become very boring after a while.

  20. Dref22 says:

    Ralph Fiennes. In a heartbeat.

  21. Walice says:


  22. Diane says:

    Tough call but put me down for Bardem!

  23. Ravensdaughter says:


  24. Sara says:

    Ralph for the F*ck! Over and over and over!!!

    • nikko says:

      I totally agree. Ralph all the way. Even though he doesn’t look it, he would bone you like crazy. I’ve seen him in interviews and they way he looks and talks about women, just let’s you know he…..
      I would f k, marry and kill Ralph.

  25. judyjudy says:

    Bardem !

  26. toto says:

    Ralph forever

  27. roxy750 says:

    All I know is Craig’s suit is killer! Great suit!

  28. Green_Eyes says:

    Bardem…. His voice alone when he’s speaking in low soft tones. OMGasmic.

  29. Amanda says:

    I’d take Daniel over Javier or Ralph anyday.

  30. Mia 4S says:

    …yeah I’m going to need some kind of a time share agreement. I’d like a go at all of them.

  31. bea says:

    Javier Bardem is my dream man. Please tell me he isn’t short……….

  32. OXA says:

    Javier Bardarem all the way baby, the other 2 do zero for me. Ralph is a slut and Daniel has a mouth like a duck’s ass.

  33. Lisa says:

    Ben Whishaw. The rest follow distantly behind him, IMO.

    • hayleee says:

      thank you! finally! i take brains over muscles any day.. one ben wishaw for me, thanks! and he can bring his boyfriend with him

  34. Jackson says:

    Hot damn! A post full of real men. Manly men! Yaay! Triple yaaay!!! Thanks Kaiser!

  35. truetalk says:

    Can I hear one Daniel Craig to go please?. .Bardem is a little too slick for me.
    Fiennes…no thanks.

  36. mommak918 says:

    Oooo swoon…Daniel Craig to marry.
    He’s so sexy…I don’t care if he’s surly.
    I love his line in Casino Royale about his little pinky…
    And what he can do with it. Haha!
    Plus, him in that tiny blue swim suit.

    My husband is sexxxxy sexy…but dang, I can’t help but be giddy over Daniel.
    Also, he was great in SNL a few weeks ago. He can be funny as well.


  37. j.eyre says:

    All… and I would probably invite their wives.

    There is so much hot in this post, vulcanologists are setting up equipment to track it.

    (Whishaw, who is not normally my type, was so good at Richard II, he is invited to my party – just let me get another cup of coffee)

  38. it'sjustblanche says:

    Marry (and bone) Fiennes. He’s perfect and I like that he’s a little slutty.

    Bardem does nothing for me. He always looks a little smelly. Craig is okay, but he’s no Ralph Fiennes.

  39. Lotta says:

    Javier!! I would do Ralphie too but Daniel Craig I wouldn’t even touch with a stick.

  40. dooliloo says:

    Thing is with Javier Bardem I’m quite worried that I’d be in bed with his doppelganger aka Jeffrey Dean Morgan instead… Imagine you think you’re eating paella but it’s what… jambalaya? O_O

    So I’d go safe and pick Daniel Craig for a little bed rattle.

  41. EarthWindFire82 says:


    In the conservatory.

    With a rope.

  42. gigi says:

    I would do Ralph Fiennes. I used to fantasize about him when i was like 15. Something about him is just so damn attractive.

  43. Dahlia1947 says:

    I would marry AND kill Javier! No I’m kidding! LOL I would just do him, I guess. I would DO the same with Ralph. 😉 I wouldn’t kill them, no. Unless they really sucked in the sack! LOL

    Saving the best for last here. I would do Daniel alot. He’s super fit with that tight, toned body and those blue eyes of his are so delicious! It would be hit many, many times! That’s all I want you for babe. NO marriage. Sorry. LOL

  44. lori says:

    Anyone else think DC would be a crier in the sack, JB would be a giggler and Ralph a work horse but overall boring? That’s my take, but I’d have to bang them all to be sure. Anything for Science.

    • hayleee says:

      anything for science! such a huge sacrifice but someone has to do it..

    • kaligula says:

      LOL I love criers (being one myself). Personally I think JB would be a talker. Ralph, I don’t know, anything could happen with that man….

  45. Jilly Bean says:

    daniel – F
    javier – M
    ralph – K

  46. LucyOriginal says:

    tough call…

    But if we had a hot guy’s Friday post with Cumber, Hiddles and Fassie, I would have an answer, 🙂

  47. muppet_barbershop says:

    It’s always Ralph for me, though he needs to work on his hair…

  48. kaligula says:

    I want acting lessons from Fiennes, a (lengthy) massage from Craig, and a day touring Madrid with Bardem as my enthusiastic and flirtatious guide. For night time adventures I’m more than happy to stick with the man in my life…..

  49. Karma says:

    Ralph Fiennes looks like a selfish lover. Sorry ladies but he does. All ego and no fun for anyone but him. He’s like that lame jock in hs that expects his reputation to carry the evening without any skills to make it happen.

    So it’s between Craig and Bardem. They both look like they know how to make love and have those passionate romps.

    Not every man is capable of doing both.

    So, K-Ralph, F-Bardem, M-Craig.

    There is something about Craig that does it for me more than the rest so I would want a lifetime of him.

  50. kitty-bye says:

    Javier! *_*

  51. mememe says:

    Javiar in a NY minute!

  52. Helvetica says:


  53. iseepinkelefants says:

    Wow Craig out blued Fiennes (and Fiennes has AMAZING eyes). Daniel wins this round (why is Ralph’s hairline receding, WHY?!?!).

  54. booboobird says:

    Javier all the way!!
    what the hell happened to Ralph??