Guess what Paris Hilton was for Halloween. I really have no idea, that’s why I’m making you guys guess. Ooh, she wore two costumes on two nights! [The Blemish]
Homeland was balls-out fantastic last night. [LaineyGossip]
Ain’t no shade like Canadian shade. [Dlisted]
Connie Britton talks Friday Night Lights, Mitt Romney. [Jezebel]
Bar Refaeli’s brother is kind of hot. I bet he has a sexy Israeli accent. [Pop Sugar]
2012: The Year of the Box Office Bombs? [Pajiba]
Carly Rae Jepsen’s crop top and mini… eh? [Go Fug Yourself]
Tom Daley goes naked for Twitter. [A Socialite Life]
Mitt Romney hates gay parents, apparently. [OMG Blog]
Ian Ziering is going to be a baby-daddy again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Here’s J-Woww’s Halloween costume. [Evil Beet]
Bobbi Kristina will have to wait 2 years for her mom’s money. [CDAN]
Oh, Khloe Kardashian is doing fertility treatments now? [Reality Tea]
Heidi Klum in Hunger Mag – she looks decent here. [Yeeeah]
Salma Hayek wore $1 million sapphire earrings. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Does Lourdes Leon already have her own apartment? [The Frisky]
Bruce Jenner just turned 63 years old. [Wonderwall]
Slutty something.
Omg she has all that money and this is what she wears for Halloween?
is she ever going to grow out of her skank phase? lordy.
Yeah, right after Kim KockROACH does.
Drinkerbelle and Alice in Wonderbraland?
Lmfao @ Wonderbraland.
That is definitely a comment, deserving of praise!
Uh … a slutty, fairy/pixie and a slutty, milkmaid/croupier?
Homeland = awesome.
Definitely a milkmaid/croupier – and haven’t we all been this at some point?
Slutty Halloween costumes are only acceptable in your twenties. I think she’s a fairy or fly or something.
Costume 1 = Slutty Fairy
Costume 2 = Slutty Alice
Bar Rafaeli should bring her brothers more often to the red carpet. This one is handsome.
He looks like he’s 16.
Is that douche dressed as a Native American?
Exactly my question. I think the answer is yes. A** Sears and Amazon were also selling a “Sassy Squaw” costume (for children!) that they finally pulled. Racism, alive and well!
I think it has something to do with Peter Pan. She’s skanky TinkerHell.
Poor Paris. Peter Pan syndrome has got to be tough. Accept your age, transform yourself, and MAYBE you’d have half a chance at the spotlight again.
Kim K left Paris in the dust and became the biggest famewhore of them all. Poor Paris just trying to stay relevant
Is that a Halloween costume it looks like all her other clothes.
And, once again, because it is an awesome statement on all these ‘slutty fill-in-the blank costumes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sheqEN2LCfY
Ahahaha I got a kick out of the Deryk Whibley post. They costumes were pretty much spot on. I get that Chad felt he had to retaliate, but honestly… neither he nor Avril are prize celebrities either.
I see Paris dressed up as the Herpes Fairy…
I am so embarrassed. I clicked on the Tom Daley link thinking it was Tim Daly and now I am disappointed.
I guess I am back to the Idris Elba post for rehabilitation…
You guys are haters. As irrelevent as she may be, if I saw her walking down the street I would think she was pretty.
Also, I like dressing slutty on Halloween. It’s a once a year break from my boring office wear. Loosen up!
“As
irreleventirrelevant as she may be, if I saw herwalkingclomping like a horse down the street I would think she was pretty f-cked up, what with her wonky eye, blue contact lenses, and beaky plastic surgery nose.”There. Fixed it for you.
If by pretty you mean fake and vapid, then you are absolutely right.
Paris’ idea of a Halloween costume is to take a character and wear the slutty version of it. Every time. Girl is stuck in the same tired old phase.
There are ways to loosen up without looking like you charge by the hour.
Thank you. A kind heart and good taste. Quite rare around here.
Alot of women like to dress provocatively on Haloween (i hate the s word and try not to use it). Its not something I would do — i wouldnt feel comfortable and at my age I would just look silly (Madonna anyone)? but I really dont see anything wrong with it. Girls just want to have fun!
You must be on something. Halloween is supposed to be scary. Its not another time for people like Paris to dress up slutty, skany, trashy or like whores. Think if that was your daughter going out dressed like that. I’m sure you wouldn’t be happy, or proud.
Tinker bell PJ line is out y’all!
How old is she? Why is she still so skanky? Did she get her boobs done or is it a good bra? She still has a belly button piercing, I thought people stopped doing that. Ugh and that pose. Smh.
I’ve never watched FNL but I think I now have a girl crush on Connie Britton.
Look where dude is staring in the first pic…ha ha…
Ah yes, the annual parade of skanks, “Slutoween.”
How are all our east coast Celebitches?
Kaiser and I are on the east coast, but inland. If one or both of us lose power and/or Internet (knock wood it won’t happen) we will have less stories this week until it’s restored. Bedhead should not be affected and will still be here!
Best wishes and best of luck to you, ladies!
Yes, please be safe – to you and all of yours (and everyone affected)
Im fine here in Philly safe and dry with my kitties. No power outages and no school or work tomorrow. Im lovin’ it!
mst….you may be safe,but people may die!!! how can you love it????? it’s really dangerous and it is going to do so much damage and again, people may DIE!!!!
Oh Paris, so 10 years ago.
I LOVE this site. Please no Paris articles. She’s “so not hot right now”. Totally irrelevant and not interesting.
She is far more beautiful than any number of celebrities whose beauty is never questioned ( i.e. Maria Sharapova, Kate Hudson,Eva Longoria ) and a thousand times more interesting than all of them put together. She is the Vanilla Queen of whom the Golden Earring song of the same name was written. You cannot say her time is past, because she is timeless. History will laugh at your scorn. She is the Elvis of celebutantes!
I pray that you are joking
Pretty sure that was snark. Good snark too!
In the first one, she is a whore and in the second one, she is also a whore.
Did I guess correctly?
yep!!lmao
Look at knees. Ouch, so boney and ugly.
She looks so much better with the sunglasses covering half her face.
oh ouchie that slutty alice costume hurts me
She is trashy and pathetic. And that is the best she has ever looked. Finally got some meat on her coked out frame.
Somehow she looks less skanky since we’ve been seeing so much of Kim K
Those kids are rolling.
Good on Connnie.
FOr a moment there, I thought she was dating Jesse McCartney…
Never seen anyone quite as UNsexy as Paris Hilton…not even Courtney Stodden, and that is REAALLLYYY saying something. Just goes to show, you really need some brains to manage true sexiness.
What’s this woman’s style going to be when she’s 40, 50 years old? Still going to be dragging out the hooker outfits?
http://www.freehotmusic.org/index.php/es/humor/37-graphicals-jokes/125-the-most-ridiculous-costumes-in-rock
Shut up, Mittens.
She is looking gorgeous these days… she’s not so thin and flappy muscled anymore! And in her defence she was going to the Playboy Mansion for this Halloween party… its not like was hanging out at Bill and Patty’s place down the road you know.
Shes got that wonk eye in that one pic thats the scarriest thing Ive seen this halloween. Its frightful.
Ya know, the problem with Paris is: She seems to believe something about herself that just ain’t true.
The blue piece of crap is a “sexy Alice in Wonderland” costume, and whatsisface is the Mad Hatter.
The other costume is some sort of slightly racist garbage, and whatsisface’s costume in those is FLAGRANTLY racist. The T-shirt has a mockup of mostly-Plains powwow and/or warrior regalia on it. It’s not quite as horrid as what Aubrey O’Day wore, but it is close. Both O’Day and Whatsisface here need to stop watching the audience at Braves games so dang much.