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Did there really need to be a fancy scientific study though? I doubt: “It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it.” would’ve come to light if it weren’t. 😛
My first boyfriend used to say, “It’s not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean.”
With my next boyfriend I learned he was saying it backwards…and why.
Liam: the benchmark of dongs. Bless him!
They needed a fancy study to figure that out??
Right? I don’t care what anyone says, and yes, sometimes it’s as much the “motion of the ocean” as it is the “size of the oar,” but most women (and gay men) prefer big dongs.
What idiot paid for a study to prove this? We could’ve given them their data for free!
You can have too much of a good thing, though.
I had a boyfriend once who was *ahem* larger than average, and a couple of positions were actually painful.
It’s called a happy medium for a reason, ladies 🙂
I think bigger is better one off…but on a constant basis? I think, as with everything else in life, moderation, moderation, moderate-size-pecker is sufficient! TYVM.
I apologise if this question offends you but do you enjoy sex? I ask because it sounds like something you tolerate rather than enjoy. The part where you say that you couldnt take it every day is what made me wonder. If I love something a DO want it every day. Theres nothing wrong if you dont enjoy it, its not a horrible offense or something, just wondered.
OMG Cinamon you are too funny. Now I didn’t see where I said anything like “The part where you say that you couldnt take it every day” hahaha. I certainly must like it well enough because I have been married 28 years and have 3 kids and don’t get any complaints! Apparently I was a bit too vague with my sarcasm. 🙂
Some like it short? 😀
I’m with you, Chat! See Amelia’s comment above. I’ve been there…ouch.
And how much money was spent to figure that one out?
I had a HUGE one once. I had to call off work the next day. I prefer a nice normal size.
But I can’t do the little, it feels like you’re trying to tickle me.
There is such a thing as too big, right?
Yep. Too big where it’s painful. Then again the avg is about 5 inches…
Now I’m thinking about 5 inch heels. Hmm…
There IS absolutely such a thing as too big. I dated a guy who was so not my type. He was sorta short and skinny. But he was sexy in his own way…then I saw IT. Very hard to work with a giant “D”. I’m telling you there’s not a lot of variety with that sort.
Tickle me… BAHAHAHAHA best line ever
Good God, I would consider 5 inches smallish. My workmate agrees. If you hurt during sex then he clearly doesnt know what hes doing. A canal elastic enough to allow passage of a baby can accomodate a larger dong if you are self-lubricating and doing your Kegels ofcourse. Maybe he needs to work on his ryhthms?
Anway I used to be in the “smaller column” until I met a guy who turned my world upside down. Now that was a man. A manly man.
Which makes me think that size is often more than just about great sex. Theres a pyscological component that grades masculinity alongside penis size. Thats probably why guys are so obsessed with size. Same way feminity is often graded by breast-waist-hip ratios, think Jessica Rabbit et al.
My friends said the same thing. They think he just didn’t know what he was doing that’s why it may have been so painful. Also if I’m not completely relaxed my biscuit tenses up a little. Still, I think he was little TOO big.
Well 5inches is what most men have and is the average. From then on fewer and fewer men have 6inches and 7inches. Largest is 9 inches and that would be a bitch to handle; too painful.
Ok so how many of us have now taken our ruler’s out of our desk drawer and placed them in front of our keyboards for this conversation? LOL 🙂
Geez, you and your workmate sound like size queens, because 5 to 5 1/2 inches is considered to be the average length. A really small one, like under 3 inches, is called a microp*nis. Very long ones are uncommon, so I don’t know where you are finding them. The vaginal canal can expand in width, not length. That’s why girth and thickness are more important than length. Anything too long can’t be accommodated and so it’s hitting your cervix, which means the sex is uncomfortable, if not painful.
Whoa – who knew the political gossip would be better than celebrity gossip – the whole CIA/General scandal is crazy. The “Florida socialite/military party planner/Kardashian look-alike” is married, having an affair with a general, flirting with the CIA director, has an FBI agent using resources innappropriately….sounds like a real piece of work. They all sound pretty awful.
I know. I can’t even imagine what icky details we will find out next. The fact that this “Florida socialite” was a “volunteer host of military parties” sounds so creepy and sketchy to me.
Jon Stewart took issue with some pundit who said the whole scandal was sounding like “Homeland.” He said it’s more like “Melrose Place.” So true!
Gawker has a badly needed flowchart of who emailed/humped/denounced whom.
That flowchart is awesome in the sense that it really links all the players together. And crap there are alot of players.
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18571gytxfkj7jpg/original.jpg
These people have 5 spouses and a bunch of kids between them that they’ve ruined. It’s mindblowing.
Whoa girlfriend! I think while both women in this story sound like people I would probably not like, I find it interesting that we’re all going after them in this story more than the 3 men who were all in positions of pretty big responsibility–positions that actually affect our country– Petraeus is DIRECTOR of the CIA, for God’s sake. Allen is the top general in Afghanistan. I have brothers over there. The fact he has time to email the socialite in Florida as much as he did makes me wonder how many brothers and sisters have died while he was flirting with Ms. Kelley. Finally, the FBI agent Ms. Kelley asked for help from initially was sending her photos of him shirtless.
I think instead of blaming these women, we should be looking at these 3 men and how they’re spending their time. My tax dollars and yours are paying their salaries. And, again, I have 2 brothers in the Navy and the Army and between the 2 of them, they’ve served 9 tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. Shame on Petraeus and Allen!
Go Navy! Go Army! Godspeed to your brothers.
Surprising absolutely no one.
@amelia – Couldn’t agree more. All this talk about big dongs makes me cross my legs and cringe a little. I dated several too well endowed men. It was painful and difficult for my hands, mouth and biscuit. Killed the relationships. I like nice average or even slightly smaller than average dongs. Easy, breezy, painless fun for me.
Easy, breezy, Coverdick? 🙂
rotflmao
Well send all your oversized this way, i can accommodate lol. My method is to relax and take control until I get used to it, then let him do his things.
Agreed. Can’t imagine 5 inches or less. Hell, can’t even imagine 6/7 inches or less. I like the “tickling me” comme:nt. Or more like annoying me. Get away with that lil’ thing… ha.
My husband is average so I’ll never know
🙁
don’t tell him i said that LOL
LOL awww
My husband’s is average too, but he has a tongue that won’t quit so I think that more than compensates. 🙂
Well, what are we considering average here?
I’m just curious..
Depending on the study and the country sponsoring it (which tends to rank its own men as having the largest average size – *rolls eyes*), the range is about 5 to 5 1/2 inches, erect. Which is A-OK, unless you’re one of them size queens.
Which according to this study most of are size queens.
@Issa:
Yeah, I read the link. The study is pretty low in importance, considering those Scottish psychologists interviewed only 323 women. In a world of billions, that low sample is hardly conclusive.
Sure, there are plenty of size queens and there are plenty who are not. There are enough examples on this thread alone that show some women found their experience with a long one to be uncomfortable and unsatisfying (you can count me in that group).
Way below average is not great, either. But if a guy is romantic, regulary affectionate, has technique and other skills, then these more than compensate for some perceived deficiency in length. Although, if we’re talking about measurements, it’s girth that makes the difference. Long and skinny is a joke.
Jon Hamm and Liam are supposed to be well-endowed?? lol, how do we know this?? anyone else who is known to be packing?
Oh, there’s the most brilliant gif of Liam running naked in the rain (as you do). I don’t know where to find it though!
And Hamm’a habit of going out sans pants in rather flimsy shorts makes for interesting pictures! 😉
Uh, Fassy. Have you seen Shame? Never mind, if you had you wouldn’t have asked the question. 😉
Brendan Fraser… got it first-hand from an AD on one of his films
Really? wow! Gonna re-watch Blast from the Past now.
You need to check a thread from October 12th, about” Liam Neeson admits he is well endowed”. A very nice person posted two links to gifs of Liam Neeson running around naked under the rain. Besides the jaw dropping wand, his body is great overall.
Also John Mayer and Willam DeFoe. Both skeevy..jmo.
Liam. ::swoon::
Well-endowed Liam? ::SWOON!!::
That. ex-model Janice Dickinson, who wrote a book about her younger days, said it was like an Evian water bottle falling out of his pants.
I enjoy some girth but if it’s too long and hits my cervix I’m an unhappy lady. I think ladies all prefer a bigger dong but that size is relative to each individual biscuit.
I have to agree. Women only have so many inches to accommodate a penis internally. We can expand width wise but not length wise. I know I don’t have 8 or 9 inches up there and don’t want anything poking my cervix, thankyouverymuch.
Thanks to both of you for pointing out what should be common knowledge in this day and age. It’s the girth (width) that’s more important than the length. Too long and it can hurt.
Agree about girth. Big disappoint for me when its long and skinny, almost worse than a small one.
You can have a lot of fun with a nice thick 5 inch-er and a pencil thin 7 inch is like playing with spaghetti.
All I am saying is, the length of the dong isn’t the only important thing.
A-MEN!!! 7-9 is as far as I can go for length. But if he ain’t wide, he ain’t mine.
Bingo. Girth is important. A long thin one is ugly. I have seen a few photos of sports figures, etc, that look like that. No thanks. Medium to just barely large with nice girth is perfect. Small or below medium just isn’t a turn on to me. Extra large, I’ve seen that, massive. It was gorgeous but amount of times per week was cut down because of recovery time needed.
Got to be wide too! LOL
My last one was a girthy 8-9 incher. I don’t think he was able to go all the way in, though. He has ruined other dudes for me. I’m “dickmatized,” as Michael K would say.
A very wise woman once said to me: You ain’t gotta touch the ceiling, but you GOTS TO scrape the walls!
I hope I don’t offend by offering a straight guy’s thoughts on the matter, but as someone of “average” size I always hoped that, because we didn’t rely on the size being enough to satisfy women, we developed other talents more well endowed guys might not have felt necessary to learn. 🙂
If you are good with the tongue, then you are good. Period.. 👍
Jay, as a woman i feel somewhat qualified to tell you that your attitude towards the whole thing alone is far sexier than a giant cock could ever be. So good on you!
Hmm, nobody has mentioned hands in all of this? Quoth James Bond, “that’s because you know what I can do with my little finger”…..
If Rachel Ray cared more about animals than people she wouldn’t make such stupid remarks about vegetarians and veg food in her cookbooks and on TV and she probably wouldn’t saturate her recipes with every animal product imaginable.
I once had some contact with one that was porn star size. I couldn’t have accommodated it. No. Way.
Then an ex, whom I screwed up the relationship with, was the perfect size. Large, yes, but more importantly a great lover on my wavelength emotionally and we had similar speeds and so forth. Chemistry counts for so much, more than mere physical attributes.
Then I wouldn’t be a lady but I prefer to think that I know better what I want.
I think part of it’s psychological (for both of them) and part of it is how to use it. The fact is that woman’s insides is only that long and not longer than that. It’s useless to have extra long ding when most of it stays unused.
And the fact that most sensitive areas of woman’s downstairs are actually on the surface or very close to it.. the bottom part near womb feels nearly nothing.. or do you constantly feel the lovely feeling of having tampon inside you?
What’s the point of these constant “researches” about men preferring huge breasts and women preferring extra long longfellows? I start to think it’s just a society’s way of trolling and upkeeping gender war and insecurities.
The obvious flip side to this is that the requirements for penis size amongst women is directly proportionate to how androgenic they are.
As estrogen is associated with hypersensitivity disorders, and epilepsy, testosterone is associated with the opposite.
Men have less nerve endings down there than women do because of testosterone.
So while some women might brag about needing a giant dong to get off, that often translates to being less estrogenic, and effectively, more male.
Am I too late to ask for advice on this very subject?
I have recently started dating a man, a long-standing friend actually, who has many qualities I find deeply erotic – intelligence, humour, sensitivity, a wild streak – however the one and only glimpse I took of his vertical member is now seared on my retinas.
A slightly pointy pink crayon.
I shut my eyes throughout on the next occasion.
He has fallen deeply and passionately in love with me. Which, sigh, is very nice. I thought I had fallen for him too, but now – MAINLY ON ACCOUNT OF THE CRAYON – I am having second thoughts.
While I can imagine meeting him for a drink, flirting, enjoying the conversation, feeling attracted to him (but not searingly so)and can picture myself going back to his place . . . at that point I start feeling rather tense and wincing a bit. Then the scenario evaporates.
And I Think Pink.
Eeek.
What do I do next?
What, if anything, do I say to him?? A dear friend, through thick and thin, of almost twenty years!!!
Minty … male or female? Seems to have a lot to say for girth and against length.
Anyway, back to Liam and all the other well-endowed men out there, we salute you.
Being married to one (girth and length, Minty) I would also like to say a slow, satisfied thank you!