Penelope Cruz, Rachel Weisz, Jessica Biel & Eva Longoria

The only dress that I find striking in this group is Jessica Biel’s. She looks gorgeous in this simple white beaded dress with clean lines and a flattering cut. Her upswept hair, understated makeup, and matching earrings all compliment the look perfectly.

Penelope Cruz is lovely as usual, but I’m not digging her her southern belle of a black dress.

Eva Longoria doesn’t look bad, but her eye makeup is overdone and I don’t like the beading or the shape of her dress.

Rachel Weisz needs some more accessories to go with this monochromatic dress, and she should work it a little more on the red carpet.

I am sitting here in jeans and a tank top, and am in no way qualified to judge these gorgeous women, or any of the other celebrities I diss on a daily basis.

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13 Responses to “Penelope Cruz, Rachel Weisz, Jessica Biel & Eva Longoria”

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  1. Lina says:

    Anyone know who the fun-loving guy with Sheryl Crow was?

  2. Sam says:

    I thought Rachel Weisz looked great, she does not need to work it. she knows that less is more.

  3. i heart lasagne says:

    I have to agree – I’ve been ambiguous toward Jessica Biel, but she is really growing on me. She has an amazing, STRONG body and looks simple and lovely.

    Thanks for all your great work, celebitchy! I always find that, although this is a gossip site and being trite is part of the game(and fun!), you always manage to not come off so ugly like other sites. The picking apart of people who are constantly being judged gets old. LOVE LOVE LOVE your site.

  4. Sarah says:

    Eva Longoria’s dress is so confusing. take away the belt or the empire detail and it’s gorgeous…but an empire waisted dress with a belt is so bizarre.

    Also, she needs to chill with the eye makeup. It is sad to see her picture right by Jessica Beal’s, who proves that less is definitely more (and no one wants to see a drag queen at the globes).

  5. celebitchy says:

    Haha Sarah, I was going to call Longoria a drag queen, but I thought that would be too rude. Thanks i heart lasange, it is really nice to hear that!

  6. FF says:

    Sarah’s right, your site is definitely more thoughtful than others and it’s clear you put a lot of work into it. Which makes it a good one to visit frequently.

  7. Jenna says:

    Is it just me, or does Eva’s dress look like a blue version of the dress Felicity Huffman wore to the Golden Globes last year?

  8. lyric says:

    Penelope Cruz waas stunning. She absolutely has the most beautiful eyes.

  9. alarmjaguar says:

    Just to jump on the good vibes bandwagon – I will add that I’ve abandoned another site that degenerated from snarky to just plain mean. Luckily I found celebitchy which generally manages to hit just the right note. Keep up the good work!

  10. frewtloop says:

    Eva is just way too contrived.

    I think Rachel was just a little too understated and could have done with a loose updo and some chandeleir earrings for just a touch of bling.

    Pene is gorgeous.

  11. kimseal says:

    I thought Rachel Weisz looked great and she was in my opinion the best dressed of the show.

    She’s an Inspiration for what real women looks like.

  12. Clarimonde says:

    Eva Longoria- a drag queen. Love it!

    Rachel Weisz looks good but her hair looks limp and shapeless and she really needs to pluck those eyebrows!

  13. AC says:

    Im the same way. I converted from another site that just got way to out of hand for me to here. 🙂