“It doesn’t feel like Christmas until we’re staring at Mariah Carey’s tatas” links

It just wouldn’t be Christmas if we weren’t staring at Mariah Carey’s cleavage. Her breasts are like the celebrity equivalent of a nativity scene. [CityRag]
I love looking at Lindsay Lohan’s mugshots. [Yeeeah]
Mitt Romney & Pres. Obama had lunch today. Is anyone else interested in what they ate above all else? Chicken Kiev? [Gawker]
This story about a brutal hate crime isn’t actually about a hate crime? [CDAN]
Check out Taylor Swift’s bolt-ons in this dress. [Moe Jackson]
Katy Perry moving in with John Mayer? Ugh. Girl, no. [Dramarama]
Mariah Yeater is back, baby. [Amy Grindhouse]
Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose plan to marry in a few weeks. [Wonderwall]
OMG. Check out little Abigail Breslin, all grown up. [Starcasm]
Do you eat dessert with every meal? I don’t. [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber is a Ska8r Boi. Ugh. I hate myself. [INFDaily]
Hilarie Duff sucks on a binkie. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Is Lifetime going to sue Lindsay Lohan? I hope so. [PopBytes]
So what this study says is that men need to shut up, stop crying and treat women like crap and we’ll want to have sex with them? That’s messed up. [Limelife]
Selena Gomez is setting up “rules” for Justin. Of course. [Life & Style]
OMG, this fake-butt story is so gross. [Hollywood Rag]
Wendy Williams takes it off for PETA. [Bitten & Bound]
Kris Humphries wants Kim to give her engagement ring back. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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  1. marie says:

    doesn’t everyone decorate with boobieballs and cameltoe?

  2. jinni says:

    I don’t understand why Mariah insist on dressing like a gaudy, washed-up, Vegas lounge singer/ex-showgirl.

  3. Nessa says:

    I mean, her boobs look good considering she had twins. So, there’s that.

    • Shitler says:

      Bought & paid for. A kid never sucked those udders

      • V4Real says:

        Spot on Shitler. MC got those puppies after her divorce from Tommy Mottola or while still with him.

        Google old photos of her when she first burst(no pun intended)onto the scene. She was definetely part of the itty bitty titty committee. Click on this link.


      • Issa says:

        She has gained a lot of wight since her younger picture. She may have a boob job but they sort of look real to me. Very possible she had them lifted and maybe fat transplanted instead of silicone.

      • V4Real says:

        @Issa, they are definetely fake, that was established sometime ago. But I know a lot of women who have had boob jobs (former bartender in a gentlemans club) and they look real. It’s all a matter of putting the implants behind the chest wall or in front of.

        Also gaining weight don’t always mean gaining it in the breast.

  4. Hip-ster says:

    Taylor most definately got implants! Its pretty obvious by those photos, you can see the crease which is very telling (this is coming from someone with implants).

    • Summer says:

      Exactly!!!! I was hoping someone would notice that. oh and i’m not buying that push up bra thing…. no hugging way.

    • Bodhi says:

      WOW, Taylor’s tits look AWFUL. I will never understand why celebs cheap out on fake boobs.

  5. lucy2 says:

    Oh Mariah. Queen of the subtle.

  6. Kosmos says:

    Even is hers are fake, that’s not so different from everyone else, is it? Personally, I’m not an implant fan and I think women should feel okay with their own bodies, but I do love Mariah, even if she is kind of a diva and out there a little and I don’t always agree with her dress code…still love her.

    • Bodhi says:

      “Kind of a diva”?? You are kidding, right?

      • Kosmos says:

        It’s just a figure of speech…kind of a diva could mean a big diva, a little diva, but a diva nevertheless…still, she’s not mean to others and even if she’s way over the top in other areas, she’s still got that voice….and I like her :- )))))))))

  7. emu says:

    I <3 Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose!

  8. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Mariah’s tatas are more tolerable than either her singing or fragrances.

  9. Catherine says:

    Wow, she is a chunker.

  10. KellyinSeattle says:

    I kind of like Mariah, but I really wish she’d stop acting all coyly and such a tease….she’s not queen of the planet like she thinks. On the good, I don’t think she famehores her twins. I’ve seen them a few times. Oh St. Nick (Cannon), I cannot image what you have to put up with….you’re a better person than I am.

  11. mytbean says:

    Fake Butt “flying disk” lady makes me cringe – wow. That is bizarre. Is that an implant that flips over? If both of them flip like that she’s got a built-in nudie snow sled. heh.

    I don’t have audio so maybe she’s explaining it while rearranging. =/

  12. Kosmos says:

    Yesss, her style is over the top and it’s really gaudy & sometimes tacky, but again, I LOVE her fabulous voice and I don’t think she’s mean to people like, say, Madonna, or snotty to “the help” like say, JLo, or gives off the cold vibes like Xtina, so she’s still one of my favorite R&B singers of all time.