Diane Kruger in black, two- piece Rochas: avant-garde or nonsensical fug?

Here are some photos from last night’s Miss Golden Globe Awards, which was hosted by the Hollywood Foreign Press. I wasn’t aware of the fact that there’s now an awards ceremony (?) for Miss Golden Globes. Traditionally, there is a “Miss Golden Globe” selected every year around this time, and she’s always second-generation Hollywood. This year’s Miss Golden Globe is Francesca Eastwood (above, with her mother Frances Fisher, and daughter of Clint). Some other Miss Golden Globes of years past include Melanie Griffith and Rumer Willis. For real. The thing is seen as an honor, but all you really do is get to hand the Golden Globe statues to the presenters, and you usher people off the stage. That’s it.

So, some fashion from the night… Diane Kruger wore this Rochas dress which, to me, is tragic. Diane can pull off some bizarre looks, but I don’t understand why she even attempts some consistently weird stuff. This outfit is nonsensical.

Lea Michele in… unknown. It feels bridesmaid-y and Easter-y to me, which isn’t to say I don’t like it. I just don’t think it was right for the occasion, I guess. The sleeves are bugging me too.

Olivia Munn’s dress/romper is horrible. This looks cheap and tacky and like she’s a Las Vegas waitress.

And finally, here’s Jeremy Piven. This is so gross. Jeremy Piven is a well-known purveyor of the barely-legal starlets, and here he is, sauntering around the Miss Golden Globe event? GROSS. I’m surprised Wilmer Valderrama wasn’t there too.

Photos courtesy of FayesVision/WENN.com.

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  1. Skipper says:

    The title misled me. I thought I’d be seeing Diane in a bathing suit.

  2. Leandra says:

    Lea Michele looks so much prettier with her natural dark hair and not the ombre hair extensions.

    Olivia Munn’s body is amazing thats the only thing I like about her.

    And Francesca Eastwood is a pretty girl but she is pure trash her and her stupid boyfriend too. The Eastwood are on my black book.

    Diane Kruger is so pretty and I hate her hideous style.She is finally smiling she needs to become her own person and stop trying to be like Victoria Beckham.

  3. KellyinSeattle says:

    All of their outfits are TERRIBLE!! Not one survives my bad opinion! Rumer Willis won? Okay, and I could see Wilmer being there; he is so gross. Another one who bugs me: Mario Lopez and his dimples. He’s everywhere.

  4. Sweet Dee says:

    Jeremy Piven is the most disgusting thing in Hollywood after Sean Peen and before Wilmer, tragically enough. Wilmer’s nastiness just gets more publicity. Piven makes me shudder.

  5. Christina says:

    Interesting to see Diane actually smiling in the second picture. Normally she looks as though someone physically forced her to be driven in a limo to attend some glamorous event, wearing a dress costing thousands of pounds.

    And yes her outfit is ugly.

  6. GIGI says:

    Lea dress is Valentino Spring 2013.

  7. bns says:

    She’s beautiful, but I don’t think she pulls it off. Maybe on someone else…

    I never understood why Diane is considered some kind of fashion icon. She waters down everything that she wears.

  8. Nessa says:

    I actually like Lea’s dress. The color isn’t my favorite, but it looks good on her skin tone.

  9. Jenna says:

    Lea Michele looks better then she usually does – but what the hades is she doing in that first shot? It looks like she is either mooning the photographers or her back suddenly went out on her.

    She’s the only women on the planet who honestly walks and poses like those ridiculous mannequins you see at the mall in poses that make you stop and think “Why would they do that, no human can stand like that?” rather then actually notice the clothes. Her back must kill her with all the weird sidearching she does.

  10. stephanie says:

    she needs to burn that outfit.

  11. V4Real says:

    Lea seems to be someone who is not only annoying on that show Glee but equally annoying in real life as well.

  12. Lisa says:

    Munn’s outfit is insanely bad. Who the hell, given any choice, would pick that? I would really like Lea Michele’s dress if it were deep green , navy or maybe, cranberry.

  13. Starlight says:

    When it comes to dresses, Diane rarely misses. I like the dress a lot. I wished the dress was a happier color but black is fine too.

  14. yael says:

    please kill me: i actually like lea’s dress.

  15. Dani says:

    Why does Lea make it a point to showcase her chest/legs/butt all the time? We get it, you’re hot (definitely arguable) just stop.

  16. Meanchick says:

    I don’t see what the fuss is over Kruger. She is built up as some super starlet with her finger on the pulse of cutting edge fashion, when IMHO, she is just meh. She’s got some great handlers, because she is dry toast IMHO.

  17. GoodCapon says:

    Yikes! They’re all walking disasters!

  18. lambchops says:

    Kruger gets a lot of coverage on this site. Personally, I find her so very very bland and dull. What is the fascination? I see a very Germanic look, a nice small bod on a fashion girl, but where’s the spice?