Rihanna & Katy Perry are feuding over who’s dating the worse dude, basically

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Here are some photos of Katy Perry in a gawd awful green Yves Saint Laurent gown at the Carole King’s benefit for Paul Newman’s The Painted Turtle Camp. I am assuming that Katy chose a dress in this particular shade of green for the “turtle” motif, but that’s really no excuse for the dress itself. The top looks like an inverted lampshade, and the bottom part is so ill-fitting and sloppy looking. Ah well. It’s better than cotton-candy frou frou.

This story is slightly amusing yet ultimately kind of sad. Even though Katy Perry has reportedly told Rihanna she’s concerned about her on-again relationship with Chris Brown, Rihanna just doesn’t get it. According to a story in this week’s Star, Rihanna is quite irritated because Katy is with John Mayer, who Rihanna allegedly thinks is the worst dude of all time. Now the two (fair-weather?) friends are supposedly feuding as a result of their mutual distaste of each other’s mates:

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BFFs Rihanna and Katy Perry are feuding over their men! Rihanna slammed Katy’s man, John Mayer, after Katy dissed Rihanna’s beau, Chris Brown. Read on for all the BFF drama!

We thought nothing could come between these BFFs! Inseparable pals Katy Perry and Rihanna are now feuding over their bad boy boyfriends, according to a new report.

Rihanna is tired of Katy criticizing her for dating Chris Brown, and this time Rihanna is fighting back! A source told Star magazine “She says Katy’s a hypocrite since she’s with John Mayer, who is one of the biggest sleazeballs on the planet!”

Katy and John are rumored to be moving into an L.A. home together, and Rihanna is not happy about it. She is firing back disses at John!

The source assures that RiRi and Katy do care about each other and are just being protective — “They’re really stubborn and both of them are in love with bad boys.”

We certainly hope these two can forgive and forget! Nothing should come between BFFs, even their men! We hope Rihanna and Katy can work this out!

[From Hollywood Life]

This is such a gross story, isn’t it? I mean, if Chris Brown and John Mayer were literally the last dudes on earth, I think I’d make peace with the idea of permanent celibacy in very short order. If forced to make a decision about which of them is less revolting, I guess John Mayer’s David Duke c*ck would win over a woman beater by a slim margin. Hmm, maybe the whole racism thing is why Rihanna doesn’t like John. I guess that makes sense, but I just wish RiRi would wake up and realize that she’s with an even worse man than John Mayer.

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  1. Bowers says:

    Rihanna wins hands down.

    • Vesper Lynd says:

      I guess Perry’s reasoning may be “i’d rather a cheater than a beater”.
      Can’t make one man out of Brown recluse and John serial Monogamer.

      • Lauren says:

        Douche Wars Inc. These women are messed up. However..my 14 year old daughter has enough wisdom to realize these men are classless, disloyal, violent (Chris). Katie & RiRi are just as douchey for fornicating with these so-called men.

  2. Eleonor says:

    John Mayer can be a douche, and a man in his 30’s with a brain of a teenager. There’s plenty of that (sorry guys).
    Chris Brown is a woman beater, and a rage monster.
    Rihanna winds hands down.

    • skuddles says:

      Exactly ^ Katy risks a broken heart (and maybe an STD or two), but Rihanna risks a broken face – or worse.

  3. truthSF says:

    If Star magazine says it’s true, you know it’s undeniable.

  4. lucy2 says:

    I think John Mayer is utterly disgusting, but I’d rather MARRY him than go out once with Chris Brown. A racist sleazebag, but at least he hasn’t tried to kill Katy.
    How dumb are these two, fighting over such losers?

  5. the original bellaluna says:

    So, they’re fighting over which of them is dating the bigger douche, basically.

    They BOTH need new friends, stat.

  6. Saphana says:

    I dont think they fight over it, they brag about it. just like little kids “my dad is soooooo much stronger than yours”

  7. serena says:

    I kind of like Katy’s dress..if only it were a shade darker..

    • sunny says:

      i actually loooove katy’s dress. i think this is the best she has looked in a long time. especially with the (for her) toned-down makeup.

      • Jess says:

        I absolutely agree with you, this is her best look in recent times, IMO.

        And on the contrary Bedhead – I feel the bust line on the gown is well fitted, the drapery is cinched in enough at the waist line to really show off her lovely figure. The hem line is floaty, and appropriate in length, and the I think the colour and beading is gorgeous!

        Her make up is still too caked on, but as you said Sunny – this is an improvement for Katy Perry, and she looks much prettier for it.

  8. Zelda says:

    Anyone else think Katie Perry has been looking high in pretty much every photo lately? Like opiate or sedative dampened?

    I live her necklace, though.

  9. marie says:

    they are both equally douchey, just in different ways. Like I could see Mayer being verbally abusive while Chris is obviously physically abusive.

    and while I don’t like either woman, they both could do better..

    • Crystal says:

      +1 emotional abuse is easier to hide but once someone is in your head it hell trying to get them out

  10. Shad says:

    This is what Lainey would call a ‘sh*t versus diarrhoea situation’. Mayer being the sh*t, Brown being the diarrhoea.

  11. Simple Red says:

    That is what BFF’s do….
    Me and my BFF agree to disagree on many things doesn’t make it stupid

  12. Zigggy says:

    God they’re dumb.

  13. Sweet Dee says:

    Oh noooooooo!

    *sheds single tear*

  14. hoya_chick says:

    Lets see, both of them are terrible. So there, problem solved!

  15. Sara says:

    I don’t…. I don’t think any woman deserves Chris Brown…

    but Rihanna, I don’t know,.. she seems annoying and difficult to live with it.

  16. MJ says:

    I wonder how Carole King feels about Katy’s recent statements on feminism.

  17. KellyinSeattle says:

    Chris and John are both losers. I love Katie’s necklace. I love Rihanna’s pedicure…that’s about the only nice things I can think of – Can someone tell me what Rihanna’s tattoo says?

  18. Holden says:

    It’s like a fight over who’s the shortest midget.

  19. Grace says:

    They are both dating the same men. Ri has a physical abuser and Kate has an emotional abuser.
    Both are morons who never learn so yep they should be each others bffs and leave the stable eligible men alone.

  20. erika says:

    the great thing for riri and katy girl is that they’ve made a lot of progress in STD treatments in the last few years.

    God…I hope Riri Twitter pics herself into oblivion and Katy? I kind of see a psychiatric institution somewhere down the road.

    Each time I see a pic of Katy/John I just, I want to wash myself. Dip into my anti-bacterial gel.

    and riri? damn it girl, STOP pleading for your privacy when it comes to U and Mr. Brown, keep blowing the candles on your death wish w/ him cuz it’s gonna happen. We don’t CARE anymore. You’d get your damn privacy if you BOTH would stop shoving it in our FACES all the time!!!

  21. jess says:

    do we have proof mayer is emotionally abusive? i’ve never heard that about him before.