I would really like to know what kind of person would stalk Lindsay Lohan. I mean there are so many better celebrities out there. All of them, really. Q-list celebrities are a better stalking choice than Lohan. But apparently she’s got at least one guy committed to the cause of following her every move. Which has got to be pretty damn tedious: all she does is go to clubs and buy boots. You’d think any stalker, no matter how irrational, would have gotten bored long ago.

Unfortunately 38-year-old Daniel Combs is so irrational and into the Lohan stalking cause that he lunged at her last night as she and Samantha Ronson were exiting a club. He started screaming the typical stalker lines of “I love you I love you I love you!” and other highly creative compliments. He was swiftly arrested.

With suitors like this, it’s no wonder Lindsay Lohan has shied away from the company of men. A man accused of stalking the actress was busted in Scottsdale, Ariz., early this morning, after making an aggressive play for Lohan’s attention as she and gal-pal Samantha Ronson exited a local nightclub. The dynamic duo were on their way out of Scottsdale’s Jackrabbit Lounge, where Ronson had been on official spinning duty, at roughly 1:30 a.m., when 38-year-old Daniel Combs lunged for the actress.

“The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’ ” the club’s owner, Dan Wierck, told the local ABC affiliate. Bodyguards and police were quick to tackle the man—photos of him being detained are already making the rounds thanks to an intrepid local blogger—and Lohan and Ronson were subsequently ushered off the premises.

“Combs tried to get around security and pushed one of the guards,” the police report said. “He became disruptive and was subsequently detained by club security personnel.” Combs was arrested for disorderly conduct and released from police custody at 6 a.m. Police said they contacted Lohan and Ronson at their local hotel after the incident, where both women denied knowing the man.

[From E! News]

From all the reports it seems that the club owner’s account is a little off: Combs lunged at Lohan but didn’t actually attack her. Most other websites are noting that not only did Lindsay and Samantha deny knowing him, but they didn’t actually realize what had happened. So I don’t think Combs ever made contact with Lohan. No articles mention where he’s from, but if he doesn’t live in Scottsdale this guy must really be into Lohan to travel for her. If that’s the case, he might be more of a danger than she realizes. Luckily Lindsay has a lot of bodyguards around her, but hopefully she’ll be mindful of her safety.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha heading to LAX airport yesterday. Images thanks to WENN.