Bradley Cooper shows off his five (serial killer) nipples for Ellen. Gross. [Buzzfeed]
Pippa Middleton‘s ass isn’t invited to Sandringham for Christmas. [LaineyGossip]
Funeral home commercials are not supposed to be sexy & festive. [Dlisted]
Tom Cruise & Jimmy Fallon had a frenetic, creepy, super-soaker war. [Pop Sugar]
Ranking the 20 Best Holiday “SNL” sketches. Malkovich did not make the list. [Pajiba]
400 years of women torturing themselves with body hair removal. [Jezebel]
Geri Halliwell is now dressing like Cher from Clueless. Ugh, as if! [Go Fug Yourself]
Harry Styles got inked in L.A. & Taylor Swift came along. [A Socialite Life]
Rose McGowan doesn’t look like herself at all, Oh, Cherry Darling! [Popoholic]
Ice-T was cruising in a suped-up Bentley while Coco was in Vegas. [Moe Jackson]
Amanda Seyfried explains slurping noises with a popsicle. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston is looking awfully “blousy” here. Yet again. [Dramarama]
Jessica Alba always gives great bitchface to the paps. [Wonderwall]
Shaun “Flying Tomato” White cut off his hair for Locks of Love. [Starcasm]
Megan Fox says Noah looks 70% like Brian Austin Green & 0% like Michael Bay. Thank goodness. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lindsay Lohan wants to be like Taylor Swift only with crack ponies. [Evil Beet]
Sara Underwood shows off her bod for Twitter again. [IDLYITW]
Katie Holmes had a great birthday celebration with Suri. [I’m Not Obsessed]
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LMAO!!! Enough of the “HAAAY GUUUURL” photo!
That is pretty gross, but in the spirit of men who are attractive, that aint enough to sway me away. Even the “Freindly Neighborhood serial killer” look won’t keep me away! I just need him to cut the hair and go back to the 5 o’clock shadow he pretty much carried in “Silver Linings Playbook”
I love that “HAAAY GUUUURL” photo & will never stop using it! 😉
That slicked-back look really isn’t working for him; he needs to wash his hair!
I like Bradley.
His eyes look very sweet in that second picture.
One would think that after 400 years evolution would finally get the hint.
He doesn’t really have 5 nipples. It was a prank on Ellen.
That’s actually a pretty funny gag right there. Hey, any publicity is good publicity, and the man has a movie he’s flogging for an Oscar bid.
I agree; make up department did a good job. I thought it was funny 🙂
That article on Jezebel about body hair was actually very interesting. I thought the totally bare Brazilian look was came from modern pr0n.
I agree, I thought the same thing, would never have guessed that it went back that far. I lived in Ghana for a couple years a while back, and there both men and women shave pits/pubic region for cleanliness/less stinky-ness reasons (it’s very hot there and most don’t have/can’t afford deod.) but no leg shaving for either – they like hairy legs on women!
And further! ancient Egptians used to pluck all the hair from their bodies and paint on new eyebrows
The nipple thing was one of her 12 Days of Giveaways segues, they do something silly first. It was a gag…
Whatb the … did Rose do to her face? I am in shock.
I would have never even known it was her, if not labeled!
I’m pretty sure she was in some kind of accident that messed up her eyes or something and then she had some surgery done. She hasnt looked like herself for many years. Its possible she got addicted to the plastic surgery.
Yak, this guy is getting creepier and creeper.
I think this is more common than we know. When I had my second child, one of the other women in the maternity ward said she had three nipples, and showed us. It looked like a large protruding mole to me, had no aureole like Bradley’s do..and then she squirted milk out of it.
When I was pregnant with my second child my Ob asked how long I had two moles underneath my breasts, about two inches down. I said as long as I could remember. He said they were probably nipples. I was surprised. I asked him if he thought I should wear two bikini tops lol.
I know! I always had one mole in that area, so when the woman at the hospital showed it to everyone I thought that’s what it was. But it was a functioning nipple. Mine was not, and I had it removed.
Wonder why he doesn’t have his removed, he’s got the money.
It was just a gag.
It looks like I have a second set just further down. Kind of like a cat. But they’re just moles I think. I haven’t had them removed because I don’t have the money and they don’t really bother me.
Ugh! gross!!!!!
Do people actually READ things before commenting.
Bradley Cooper does not have 3 nipples. It was a JOKE, GAG, Funny Skit… NOT real. FAKE.. just for TV.
man we really need to read things before we go all GROSS..
lol
I don’t remember about taming one’s biscuits, but hair removal on both men and women has been around for thousands of years. Apparently only those of the lower classes kept their hair on. Thank you Spartacus. See kiddies, it’s not just violence and pr0n. You learn stuff. 🙂
I watched his whole interview yesterday. I wasn’t a big fan of his before. But he was so funny and so charming and flirtatious and just plain adorable. Trying to dance with Ellen was too funny. I am a huge fan now after that whole interview.
He hadn’t been looking handsome to me except for the first Hangover movie, but he looked really handsome on the Ellen Show.
He is adorable!
And obvioulsy the whole nipple thing was a gag…why people don’t understand that?
Anyways, he is a very funny and charming guy and i’m glad he is getting the recognition he deserves for his role in Silver Linings.
So it’s being reported that Ben Affleck has dropped out of that movie he was supposed to do with Kristen Stewart due to “scheduling conflicts”. Is it wrong that my first thought was that was code for “my wife said no way in hell?”. 😉
Could she really hold her own against him anyhow!? lmao
hahaha, wonder who they’ll get instead..
He’s apparently going to run for office in Massachusetts…Salon reported that and others, and Salon is pretty legit. Interesting.
It could be possible if he had them placed correctly but it’s fully impossible to grow nipples around where he “has” them. So it’s very obviously fake and not very good fake, although many seem to fall into it.
For some reason this turning me on.
LOL xD
why are you so rough on Bradley? I think he’s cute.
OK magazine Jennifer Aniston is having twins boy and a girl Star magazine Tom and Katie are sleeping together SMH
Someone said her rep denied the cover story.
I don’t know why they even bother. The denial makes another story. Besides when the twins never arrive everyone knows the story is fake.
Just curious, has Justin T ever talked about having children. Maybe he doesn’t want them.
I don’t think he does. I mean, he was with Heidi Bivens for 14 years and they never got engaged or had kids.
Gross, you say? The man has a physical abnormality, not caused by his own actions or faults. People commenting “gross” and “eww” are the same ones who make any child or grown-up with any abnormality or “defect” feel ashamed and like an outsider. Try a little tolerance for a change.
It was FAKE. A joke…
It’s so nice to see Katie looking her age, much younger than she did and really happy. I hope she continues on that way.