CB and I actually talked on the phone about this story – which is weird because this story is about exactly what we always say about Lindsay Lohan. We throw in some “allegedlys” and some “maybes” and a heavy dose of side-eyes, but the truth of the matter is that Lindsay Lohan is (allegedly) a hooker/call girl/escort. There is simply no other way to explain how she’s been maintaining her lifestyle for the past… say, three years or more.
Now, I don’t think she’s a call girl in the traditional sense, like she has a street corner or she works for some kind of agency. I don’t even want to call her a “sex worker” because I think that would be making her situation sound too sympathetic – sex workers are tragic on another level. Lindsay Lohan is tragic because she was once a movie star and now she pays for her room at Chateau Marmont through her connections with shady millionaires. I believe she’s a free agent who scores “jobs” with wealthy men when she’s in need of a cash transfusion. We can parse the language around these “jobs” – like, she was paid $100,000 to “attend a private party” in London for NYE. $100,000 plus rooms at the Dorchester plus additional expenses plus… God knows. So here’s the big Radar/Star story about how she’s totally a call girl now (allegedly):
Desperate for money, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is still living the high life by working as a professional escort, her father Michael Lohan and other insiders exclusively revealed in the new issue of Star magazine.
“She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael said of his 26-year-old daughter. “Dina (Lindsay’s mother) is pimping her out – it’s disgusting!”
And it’s not just the Mean Girls star’s estranged dad who is dishing on her new source of income.
“The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything – hotel, travel costs, food, whatever – as well as jewelry and other gifts,” someone close to the actress revealed.
So far, no one is suggesting that Lohan is doing anything more than act as arm candy for the rich playboys who like to be seen with beautiful and famous women. One of Lindsay’s most high profile clients is the man who is third in line to the throne of Brunei, a small country in Southeast Asia: Prince Haji Abdul Azim.
A billionaire playboy who loves American celebrities, he allegedly paid Lindsay a whopping $100,000 to join him in London for a New Year’s celebration. And wealthy Spanish-American painter Domingo Zapata reportedly supported the troubled actress for much longer than a holiday.
“Domingo let Lindsay live in his penthouse at the Bowery Hotel in NYC for free and at his L.A. pad at Chateau Marmont [for months],” says one of his confidantes. “They’re both super swanky. No way Lindsay could’ve afforded either of them for such long periods of time on her own.”
“No one is suggesting that Lohan is doing anything more than act as arm candy for the rich playboys who like to be seen with beautiful and famous women…” I’m suggesting it! I will suggest it HEAVILY. As for the quote from her father… Michael Lohan went to TMZ and corrected the record, saying: “By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement … EVER! Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!” Is this where we are now? We’re winking and nudging about Lindsay’s alleged hooker schemes? Sigh.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
No ‘allegedly” needed, Crackie’s a hooker.
Yup. They don’t call them “human port-a-potties” for nothing.
Of course these billionaires are just happy for her to smile & sit next to them whilst paying her thousands of dollars to spend & of course Linnocent is not actually having or performing s3x with these old rich men & of course they only pay her for her dazzling good looks and witty personality!!
Momma Hohan and crackie need their crack fix and hey what is everyone’s issue with p1mping out your daughter to sleep with old rich men so you can both afford the crack, isn’t that what all good mothers aspire to do!?
I’m guessing it really isn’t “just sex.” I think she’s being paid to do humiliating things or something more than they could get from the gorgeous, educated call girls politicians hang around with.
Absolutely. She is up for anything…for a price.
That’s exactly what I thought when I saw those bruises on her arms. IMO, she’s not just getting paid for straight sex. I don’t even want to know what she has to do for that $100,000 rate.
I also keep thinking about that $100K Charlie Sheen gave her for a “job” where she was able to pay off some of her IRS debt. I guess that is her going rate for “working.”
And I don’t think Dina is anything more than a straight up pimp who more than likely has Ali working the circuit too. She’s certainly not a mother in my book.
I don’t know the terms but as for being a free agent, I think Dina is her pimp. And Michael is probably p*issed mostly because he doesn’t get any of the money. Sick parents, both of them!
Damn parents of hers jacked her up real good, huh?
Seriously, they are such a mess. They were horrible parents who abused one another, deflected blame upon one another and never own up to anything. Of course, Lindsey is exactly the same but she’s at the age where she can take the reigns of her life and not continue to be what her parents made her. I just don’t see her taking control of herself though.
That’s just the problem, she’s NOT going to do anything for herself because it’s easier to just maintain the status quo and go along with the EASY way to make money… on her back.
Yes, both her parents are hideous people and should have been sterilized in the 80s. Absolutely she has terrible role models and had a seriously screwed up childhood. But she’s NOT a child any more, and it’s too late to continue blaming her parents for her falling-downs of late.
She has had every opportunity to clean herself up. Every opportunity to prove herself as a professional actress. Every chance to turn over a new leaf because people continue to reach out to her and offer help. But she never does anything to help herself. She has serious mental issues (whether they’re her own fault or not) and a debilitating drug/alcohol addiction, yet she doesn’t want to change. It’s EASIER to be an “escort” because she can continue her lifestyle and not really put in any effort. It’s a very hard thing to make major changes to your life, get sober, and turn yourself around… and Lindsay is a lazy, slovenly, narcissistic ass who just. doesn’t. care.
Her family won’t even admit she has crackie problem so he won’t admit to this. Of course she is sleeping with them no get’s that much cash, jewelry and expensive hotel suites sitting around and crack smiling. Just think it’s all tax free and I just bet Dina is getting a cut and that is what Michael is mad about. Why anyone would pay Lindsay to sleep with them is beyond me I’m sure if you offered her the right cocktail and a bed for the night she would do it anyway. What happened to her “boyfriend” from the boy band?
He called her a groupie and a drunk in interviews. Then he tweeted that he was 100 % single. I think him and his band where just using her for publicity in america. Maybe she used them too but she sure as hell didnt come out looking good from that situation.
As much as it pains me to say this, her father has always said she’s got a problem. Of course, he blames everyone else for it, but he’s not given her slack in that dept.
Just imagine what a soulless f**k you have to be to sell your own daughter. I would crawl across glass to protect my daughter.
I remember there was a post about one of the rich guys actually wanting the son. So maybe she’s pumping him too.
And where is Ali?
Agreed 100% I have a two year old and cannot imagine being as irresponsible as Dina or Michael. Unbelievable
Good question: Where IS Ali?
Probably cowering in a corner saying “No more, Mama… No more, Mama… Please don’t make me do that anymore…”
Ali ran away, no? Wasn’t it here, a while ago, where there was a post about her moving to Asia to be a model?
My guess is that Ali is hiding somewhere until her latest plastic surgery has settled in.
There’ve been several blinds about Ali being “next in line, once she was ‘of age'” and Cody being the ACTUAL goal, so who knows what WO has done.
She’s certainly a specifically f*cked up piece of work, isn’t she?
WHAT? Bellaluna please explain!!!
Pale fire – there have been several blinds that Ali was the end goal (for some high-paying Johns) once she became “legal” (18) – the Johns were paying for Blohan, with Ali being the aspired to PRIZE once she turned 18 (legal)…(umm, modeling in Korea, anyone?)…
BUT there has also been talk that CODY (currently 16) is the “prize” (end game) once HE becomes legal. (Poor kid.)
No accounting for the tastes of Sheiks.
Awww heck, whaddya all complainin’ about? This just harkins back to the good ol’ days when people had kids just so they had a source of cheap labor. Dina’s worked damn hard to whip those kids into profiteers!
*heavy sarcasm*
disaster. that’s it.
Even if she was to straighten her life out (chances = slim to none) soon, the emotional/physical/mental damage she has done to herself will take a lifetime of counseling (which she “can’t afford”) to get her back to somewhat normal. It makes me sad to think she and I are the same age, and yet she has done and seen an unspeakable amount of things I hope to never do or see.
Well, those “gentlemen” are not paying her for her crackie smile for sure. Mainly for being so crackie that she accepts and encourages certain uncommon practices of entertaining nature.
Wouldn’t it be fun if Crackie sued for defamation? Imagine the shenanigans that would ensue as the (allegedly) reputable Star stood by its story.
Oh what fun if they have Papa on tape calling his daughter a hooker and her mother a pimp!
Good times!
This is no pretty women story. This is a pretty effing sad story. If I had $$$ & wanted the service of a professional sex worker, with the choice between a hot looking clean escort or Lohan??? Well shit, that story would write it self!!!! ( oh btw I’m a hetro girl ). What makes it totes sad is that these “well to do” people want to buy her!!! That speaks volumes in the ” clients” she attracts. Yuck & yuck!!!!! I don’t know who is more to blame in this situation as her father & mother seem on par. But as my fellow bloggers we ALL know there is s point in life when we can’t blame anyone except our self @’a certain age for our actions.
iam nvvr gonna mock her ever again,this is way beyond tragic ,this is what happens when we dont have good ppl and good guidance in our lives ,too sad
I’m with you. 🙁
She doesn’t deserve your pity. She’s an a-hole.
Me too; this is way too sad.
Bullshit. I grew up in circumstances so horrific it’s beyond my ability to accurately convey. I had no-one to turn to. No-one. I don’t drink, do drugs, or have a record. I don’t steal, lie, or cheat and scam everyone I come across. I have never struck an adult or child. I believe it is so wrong to strike anyone. I can also quite capably keep myself, my son, and my home clean. And you know what? There are probably hundreds of other CB posters who went through the same or worse and still don’t act like this arrogant, despicable thief.
,@LADY D ,Totally understand ur situation ,and ur totally right abt what u said even if circumstances around us is all wrong and against us ,we can stand strong and face it positively and bravely as you have ,but as much as we have brave souls like you we have equal number of weak minded ones like lindsay , if we look at her through one perspective she deserves no pity which we have been doin so all the while but now watchin her get humiliated on such a big scale and she havin no remorse ,it s not just her the entire situation wrt to her ,its just like that amy winehouse drunken live singing didnt even produce a laugh ,i mean we see someone spirallin down and down ,the least i can do as an outsider is feel sorry for them a bit
Aww, Lady D, hugs and love to you.
YES, some of us grew up in f*cked up situations. YES, some of us ended up in f*cked up situations. But we RECOVERED, rather than becoming ASSHOLES. And THAT is why we lack empathy for The Cracken.
I have no words to convey my admiration for you Lady D!! Your trials are part of what made you who you are and you sound like someone I would quite like to know. You are obviously intelligent and of sound mind, both of which enabled you to rise above your circumstances. Others are not so fortunate.
I can feel sorry for LL, but at quite the remove. Like – I just accidentally stamped on a cockroach, and I feel bad that it’s suffering and not dead yet, but it’s shudderingly disgusting and I hope its suffering is over soon.
ultimately what it comes down to is yes….seriously tragic and horrible. i think nobogy on this forum can imagine it because I assume we had a very different upbringing, i’m sure not perfect, no family is, but we just cant fathom it.
nurture was not present at her upbringing.
Well, well….we’ve all freely discussed what Crackie does here on Celebitchy, but now the revelation of her being a hooker are major headlines. Take this “news,” & combine it w/the NYT article, & I doubt she’ll ever get to be in a major film project again. My gut feeling is she’s now too publicly tarnished….but I’ve been wrong many times before!
To me, the big picture here is that she’s “sold out,” & now everyone knows it. I find it interesting Crackie hasn’t issued any crack denials on this paid escort revelation yet.
I see that many bloggers here are going off on her parents, but to me, Crackie is what…26 yo(?) & old enough to make her own decisions as to whether or not to accept such offers. Simply, she chose the EASY WAY OUT (in HER eyes).
Rather than be w/out $$, behave, & pick & choose a good film offer, she instead chose to “take the $$$ & run,” so she could still finance her rich-girl lifestyle & still drink & do drugs.
I’m in no way condoning her parents’ actions, but rather see this as Crackie not choosing the road less travelled, & collecting easy money, that’s all.
ITA, but I think the fact that her parents are STILL trying to profit off her – when they see the hard it’s doing – makes them fair game.
ugh the HARM it’s doing
Yeah, and Michael continues to make money selling statements to the media about her. She’s a cash cow to the both of them.
She’s not even a good hooker. She’s an idiot.
But … why??
Unless these guys have a chin fetish, why not get your PA or your runaround guy to go and find someone cleaner, quieter and not so much of a cracktastrophe?
This. I seriously feel nothing for this girl besides pity. Speaking of her father, did anyone hear about the tweet she sent out comparing him and his girlfriend to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner? Thought it was odd… what am I saying?! She was probably drunk.
That tweet was talking about her brother not her father. But still, I know…I thought WTF? myself when I read that. Oh yeah…your brother is JUST LIKE Ben Affleck. Girl, please.
That’s EXACTLY what goes through my head every single time I read one of these stories about her. Who would..? Why..?
If I was a horny multi-millionaire surely I could afford a clean, one-chinned, non-controversial escort?
I think the real question is why anyone would pay money for her company, considering she’s the most unpleasant human being. It’s a bit ironic that shes an escort.
I’m sure these men have access to the pretty/clean types too. I think it has something to do with “buying” an American celebrity and using and discarding her. I think it’s not so much about sex with a “star” as the humiliation of a “star”. It’s just darker than we can comprehend, IMO.
Sadly, I think that’s true.
I think it’s time for LL to grow up! As far as her parents go, they aren’t the best. There are millions of people that had just as bad, or worse parents. Wowwww they didn’t resort to the crap she’s pulled & done. This x- actor is pushing 30? It’s time to stop blaming them. This skank does what she wants, when she wants. Everybody in the world eithe makes excuses, or BLAMES her folks.. enough.
Lohan’s doing “something” for the money. Her looks alone wouldn’t garner $100,000. How sad, she’s become exactly what we all said she would. A hooker.
Isn’t that so sad? What is Lindsey going to do when services are no longer requested? I predict she will kill herself. I don’t wish her death and I hope I’m wrong.
I think it highly likely that she will accidentally OD or get into a fatal car crash but I don’t see her killing herself intentionally.
Nah. Lohan won’t ever take her own life. The world needs her; she’s too important (eyeroll).
She has her mother’s genes and Mommy has been pretty much continuously drunk and high for 50 years. She’s like a cockroach, she just keeps rising up and going at it again and again after every crack-tastrophe.
If she dies young it will be due to stupidity, nothing intentional for sure.
I vote for nodding off fatally in the bathtub. After reading how often junkies do it, it’s a miracle more don’t drown.
I must be brain dead today cause I was wondering why you guys keep calling Lindsey a cockroach. And then it hit me. “cockroaches will inherit the earth after armageddon” Lindsey will outlive us all. She won’t od, she will live forever even if she uses drugs and booze. She is a cockroach!
Crack roach…I think i was the one that came up with that one! i was bitching about my disappointment that jail, forced rehab, punishment is just not going to happen and if the world came to an end, she’d still be crawling the streets.
She and Keith Richards will be staggering around the ashes, ferreting out unbroken liquor bottles and other people’s fur coats. Lindsay will keep shouting, “Move that Horseman! I’m Lindsay Lohan!” while Keith slurs unintelligible things to the radioactive snow.
This is a reply to Erika: Crackroack is pretty accurate for Lindsey. I usually don’t like to call anybody an animal name because you downgrade them to less than human. I mean we can call Lindsey a druggie, or a cheat, or a liar, or call girl, but never an animal name because she is still a human being.
Well no wonder Dina slipped that termination notice to Shawn under LL’s drunk nose and had her “sign” it – – Dina can’t afford to have her highest-paid ho off the street for 6 months of rehab!
Exactly. And what if–HUGE IF–she actually gets clean and realizes that she doesn’t want to hook for cash anymore? Where will Mama Lohan be then, with a sober, unwilling has-been daughter who can’t bring in money in ANY venue?
Yeah Dina might actually have to get a job and support herself. GASP!
Maybe Crackie will teach her how to steal.
If something happens to LL, Dina will become obscenely rich. Her estate will be worth millions. Lindsay’s level of infamy is huge. CNN international reports her drama, as well as foreign newspapers.
Maybe. But it doesn’t matter, because any money that comes Dina’s way post-Lindsay would probably get blown (pun intended) pretty quickly.
All this made me remember that lindsay accepted that the events depicted in the new york post article, bar drinking and driving, were true….including the sentence about the middle eastern gentleman waiting near her meeting with presents!
By no means would she be considered “arm candy”! Lol Also was he not quoted saying that Dina is “pimping” her out and how disgusted he is? I saw that quote also. Gross gross gross! 🙁
Methinks Michael Lohan is in total denial about how his first born is affording her lifestyle.
Also, I hope the IRS is also investigating Dina and the rest of the Lohan family. They’re probably all hiding Linday’s cash transaction profits.
She’s starting to look older than her mother.
If Lilo is arm candy then she’s Skittles! As for paying her to be there – she’s a has been, down and out, broke, broke down “actress”, why would anyone pay for that?
But then paying her for sex, I’m telling you it’s got to be some ‘unconventional” sh*t (yes literally) becasue she looks like a 50 year old crack whore!
Don’t insult Skittles!! I love Skittles!
Oh please. PLEASE. Tara Reed has been doing this for years and there’s rumors that all the years that Hayden Panettiere was unemployed she did it too. Also Pamela Anderson and many more. They do have sex. Who gives you so much stuff and money just to hang out? Let’s not be stupidly innocent.
Girl is drowning in legal fees, bails, IRS fees and probably credit card debt too. With no jobs she has to find other options and let’s not forget those paparazzi pictures with the hotel owner where you can see something like Lindsay doing lines and giving him a BJ.
It is what it is.
THIS!! There are a lot of fading stars that do this and have done so for years. As Lainey says, celebrity lives for YEARS in Europe. The skeezy millionaires over there get off on having a celebrity on their arm (and other places), no matter how D list they have become.
LiHo reminds me of this girl I went to uni with if she didn’t have a place to stay or even if she couldn’t food shopping she would go out and have a one weekend stand.
Oh, c’mon. You are comparing LL to a university student? Someone actually trying to do *something* with her life?
I’m not going to fault a girl who does *that* to make ends meet. But LL is a lazy, spoiled, entitled junkie who has pissed away opportunities that most people can’t even dream about.
Did anyone see the article of the making of “Canyons” in the NY Times entitled “This is what you get when you hire Lindsay Lohan”. It’s an amazing read.
Lindsay loves it because of the free gifts. Michael is acting like all of a sudden she’s “above that”…the sex part is probably her own choice. Due to her abandonment issues and her fear of being alone, that is her way of getting close to a man and something tells me it doesnt keep her up at night (that’s the blow)
Those New Years Eve pics said it already. She went out in a nice dress etc and comes back looking roughed up in leggings and over sized shirt. Of course she’s being used for sex.It’s all she’s got now, her so called movie comeback has bombed.
Because she royally messed up every job she had in 2012. Every. Single. One.
I can’t believe anybody would pay to have sex with her eeeeeww and how gross Dina is with her (pimp) is this what happened to the little sister in S Korea? International escorts? How messed up!
this is so sad,,,i dont understand why they still letting her work on those movies…people should stop making fun of her and stop paying atention on her… i can imagine when she dies everybody is going to be so hyprocrite & star talking about bullying and all that and who is to blame..
I fail to see why this should elicit any sympathy. Leighton Meester had a similar crazypants mother but she overcame. LL has had countless chances to turn things around but if she would rather suck and blow her way through life then so be it. I still don’t see the great talent people attribute to her anyway. She was in some succesful teen flicks and is actively choosing to be a Tara Reid instead of a Sarah Michelle Gellar. I just hope one of her johns pays for some chin lipo cuz that bloat is not cute.
It just never ends with the Cracken does it? One horrid thing after another … at what point will her cracked out brain simply explode from trying to convince the world and herself that she’s not a complete trainwreck? I have no real sympathy for her as I see her as being very much an engineer of her own fate and misery (you can only blame Mama and Daddy Dearest so long), and lord knows how many chances she’s had to redeem herself… but I do have a strong feeling she’s drawing close to the end. She’s fallen so far there’s really no place left to go.
So, I’m not really into giving LL the benefit of the doubt, but here goes:
A zillion years ago I lived in Miami. And most girls did this to some extent. There are definitely levels from dating for dinner – where you just go out with guys you’re not interested in so you can eat – all the way up to being “sponsored” as we called it then. Which meant a very wealthy man paid for your life: bought you cars, jewelry, apartments, etc. in a long term relationship (business arrangement). And, honestly, you can live a very nice life and never have to even touch these guys. There was a 3 week rule. A man would be willing to wine and dine and spoil and pay for anything you wanted for 3 weeks without sexual contact. After that, if you hadn’t shown interest, they usually moved on.
The only reason I can believe that she *may* not be sleeping with these guys is that she goes through so many of them. And some of them really do not want to have sex – they just want people to think they’re banging a hot young piece. (ETA – which goes back to the point – why the Cracken? She certainly isn’t seen as an enviable “get” anymore, right?)
So there it is – my devil’s advocate argument. But she probably is sleeping with them… allegedly….
Hmmmm… *taps chin* Interesting perspective GiGi!
If some rich dude wanted a woman just to hang out with, he wouldn’t pay her $100,000.00. That’s what WIVES are for. If they are going to pay this amount of money, they want a hooker who will do anything. I had a hard time getting past the famous and beautiful line. That certainly does not describe Lindsay Lohan.
I don’t get it. I knew a woman who worked as a mid to high end escort for a while. She was quite pretty and funny and vibrant. She had a bit of a cocaine habit and was kinda lazy, hence being an escort.
My point: As I said, this girl was attractive and good company, and from what I hear, was usually up for *anything* in the sack. But she wasn’t making nearly the amount the LL is. Why? Why? I can’t imagine she (LL) is entertaining, charming, or fun to be around. Her looks have gone to hell. Is it just her fame and notoriety they pay for?
Yes.
People will take a pay cut to work in the entertainment industry. For some, the lure of meeting celebrities is really that strong.
For $100,000 she’s doing something and I don’t mean looking pretty on the arm of someone. I remember a long time ago there was a blind item about a supermodel that slept with a sheik or prince or someone in the middle east for a million bucks. Some rumors were that it was Linda Evangelista. So, yeah, these guys pay for something, maybe a quick hand job, or a bj, something has to be happening, maybe not outright going to bed and doing the deed, but something is being exchanged here.
“So far, no one is suggesting that Lohan is doing anything more than act as arm candy for the rich playboys who like to be seen with beautiful and famous women.”
excuse me, (cough cough) ‘beautiful and famous’ women? Crackroach? huh? More like ‘haggard and infamous crypt keeper’…wrap it up and put a bow on it fellas….geesshhh…
Ohhh, I love just ‘hanging out’…that’s what I told my Mom I was doing with my high school boyfriend….
“We’re just hanging out…”
“Well I missed curfew because we were just ‘hanging out’.”
“Mom, can you get pregnant from just ‘hanging out’? (Kidding on that one…)
What a sad crack-circle of life for Blohan – from Hallie/Annie to professional Port-a- Potty.
No, sex workers are not tragic. Sexual slavery is abhorrent, but most adult sex workers in the United States are not forced to be sex workers. Many of them absolutely love their jobs.
As for Lindsay Lohan, I really don’t care. She’s a rude, entitled, obnoxious, self-absorbed twit. It’s Ali I feel sorry for.
another article of interest (with james deen)
http://www.newser.com/story/161144/what-its-like-to-film-a-sex-scene-with-lindsay-lohan.html
notable quote from the article–
“He also confirms an anecdote in a New York Times profile that said in one violent scene Lohan wanted the director to actually slam her to the ground so she could feel the pain, and then there’s this disturbing quote: “She said, ‘No, it’s fine! I get bruised and hit all the time!'”
WHOA! WTF?!
YES, that is really weird. But, it also reminds me of the article that talked about her filming the 3 way and how she complained she wouldn’t do it, but then did it and looked at the director (or whoever) in a seductive way. That’s odd to me, but I guess it shows she definitely has the potential to degrade herself with very little convincing needed.
“Act as arm candy for the rich playboys who like to be seen with beautiful and famous women. ” Well, to her defense she’s no longer beautiful and she’s INFAMOUS. Not famous. If they’re not banging her, I can think of ten thousand and five better ways to waste 100k She’d probably give it up for an eight ball and a bottle of jack daniels. They’re idiots if they’re really paying her just to be eye candy. Also: Um… isn’t she gay?
@ ‘Also: Um… isn’t she gay?’
Exactly! In every single picture of her with a guy, a potential ‘boyfriend’ or just a john, she clearly looks like she couldn’t be more bored by their company if she tried.
We keep talking about the ‘older, rich dudes’ but since there are pretty much NEVER any pics of such ‘couplings’, I’m thinking there is another reason behind it.
I figure that most of her ‘johns’ are actually ‘janes’. Older, single lesbians who still find it exciting and a money well spent to have a bed-romping session with this trick.
I think any guy would be sooooo grossed out by her that there are NO johns ANYMORE. I think ONLY a woman would still find her attractive and desirable. It probably helps that there are no ‘lesbian’ pics of Cracken, either. This way her rich, female clients can still maintain their fantasy that they are ‘as special’ to her as she is to them.
(Not saying that gay women have lower standards, only that BloHan is still able to spin it as a novelty, and by virtue of not much exposure make it still worth the chase/purchase price to them).
Many of these uber-wealthy Arab sheiks travel to London (and the U.S.) for “sexual tourism” of the kind Lohan probably engages in. They really get off on abusing and degrading these women, especially Western ones.
I feel the utmost pity and compassion for child “prostitutes” in poor Asian countries who are sold into sexual slavery at a young age and have no means of leaving unless they are rescued by aid organizations. But I have zero pity for Lohan. Unlike poor child sexual workers, she has had every opportunity, over and over and over again, to recover and change her life. But she doesn’t, and keeps on taking others down with her (accidents, etc.). She may be a pathetic figure, but not a pitiable one.
Many here say the Cracken is old enough to take control of her life and stop her mother from pimping her out. Sadly I think both Lohans are so twisted each thinks they’re playing the other. WO plays the caring mother who wants her child to live in the luxury she deserves so she books “appearances” to provide for that (all the while knowing she is messing with her child’s psyche, but SHE needs and deserves her 10%, so what the hell). The Cracken allows WO to book her, but when she’s on her own with the client she demands an additional fee on the side, which she keeps unbeknownst to WO (allowing her to stupidly feel SHE has the power). They’re both sick, greedy and drug addled. From each of their perspectives these gigs are golden. For those of us who live productive, healthy lives, there is no way we will ever understand, nor should we.