Heidi Klum lets her girls hang way out at the Elton John party: trashy or sexy?

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum attended Elton John’s Oscar party last night, and … oh my god. Is she joking? She brought the boob quotient in a very big way in a gold-ish Julien Macdonald gown. The fabric of this gown is so terrible and resembles Mrs. Roper’s couch on “Three’s Company.” A couch with boobs, that is. Even though she’s a supermodel, Heidi is rarely able to dress well for the red carpet, but this is probably one of her worst attempts. I am actually surprised at her blatant rack assault on humanity. I mean, I get that she’s recently divorced and probably wants to get her sexy image back, but this whole look is just so cheap and trashy. The deep plunge of this dress leaves no wiggle room at all, and it’s just so obvious that Heidi just wanted everyone’s attention on her chest. She’s even got her hair slicked back like she just climbed out of the swimming pool. With the nude makeup, there’s nothing at all to distract from those girls.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

Molly Sims

Molly Sims decided to do the total opposite of Heidi’s skin-flaunting stunt and went very conservative with a white Temperley London gown that boasted sheer, beaded sleeves. Her jewels are Lorraine Schwartz, and I think she’s still tweaking her face pretty hard.

Molly Sims

Emma Roberts

Emma Roberts failed to go age-appropriate in her Oscar de la Renta dress. This is far too mature a look for a 22-year-old starlet, and her hair and makeup only add to the effect. She also looks very bored too.

Emma Roberts

Mena Suvari

Mena Suvari looked spaced out as usual and chose a diaphonous red silk gown that overwhelmed her body. This actually makes me wonder if Mena is pregnant, but I think she’s still going through her divorce, so let’s not go there. Something nice: her hair looks pretty.

Mena Suvari

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly Osbourne popped right over to the party after her E! Fashion Police gig. She chose a sleek gown (sadly, I can’t find an ID) with a cool cape and a sheer midriff to show off her toned ab muscles. Somehow it works without looking cheap or trashy. This is a relative win for Kelly.

Kelly Osbourne

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  1. Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

    No. No to everyone.

    Though Roberts’ dress is really nice, you’re right, she looks older in it.

    • RocketMerry says:

      I like Roberts dress, too. Beautiful, but a bit too grown up for her.

      To Heidi’s girls: go back inside or put on a sweater, please, you’ll catch the flu.

      As for Suvari… she too forgot the nipple-covers, like AnnE. Ugh.

      • T S M says:

        Fivehead would need frying pans to cover those nipples.

      • Stuart Horsely says:

        I think the “nipples” you saw with Anne’s dress were where the darts came up … those weren’t her nipples showing through, but it sure looked funny, lol.

    • I.want.shoes says:

      I love Emma Robert’s dress! Sure, it’s a more mature look, but more mature is always better (imo) to the too precious-princessey look (think Taylor Swift).

      • Xera says:

        I think Emma’s look is a good choice, she looks more like an actress who could play an interesting character than a typical starlet, while Heidi’s look is heinous, trashy while failing to be sexy

      • Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

        Agreed.

      • Bird says:

        Love Emma’s look, and Heidi Klum looks like a tasteless porn star. How trashy!

      • Rigaou says:

        Emma looks lovely. I think the dress is very age appropriate. As for Heidi, she has some real birthn’ hips!

  2. Blue says:

    Heidi needs to stop. Put on a bra.
    Everyone else gets a pass.

    • BW says:

      “. . . there’s nothing at all to distract from those girls. ”

      Yes there is, ARMPIT STUBBLE!

    • T S M says:

      She needed to use industrial strength tit tape on those puppies.

    • MaiGirl says:

      Agreed. She is still lovely, but trying to desperately display all the candy when it’s melting and sliding south a bit is not good. She looks AMAZING for her age, but that is a dress for someone 25 or less who has never breast fed, ever. She isn’t doing much better than Brandi Glanville in this little number.

      • Jilli says:

        That dress is just plain old tacky! No one would look good in that mess. H.K. always dresses tacky. Shame, because she is quite lovely.

      • MaiGirl says:

        It IS hecka tacky, Jilli, but if the dress had been worn by, say, Blake Lively, this entire post wouldn’t even be a thing.

  3. Syko says:

    “Hang out” is the key phrase here. If the girls are hanging, probably best to cover them up a little.

  4. Winnie says:

    You know it is Monday morning when I thought the headline was about Klum taking her daughters to a party.

  5. Happymom says:

    It’s a dark day when Kelly Osborne looks better than Heidi Klum.

  6. LadyJane says:

    Heidi looked old and desperate. Why does she have to be SUPER SEXXYYYYYY all the time? It is exhausting. And so not sexy.

  7. aims says:

    Heidi is always an attention whore. She looks trashy , and honestly she exhaust me. Does she always have to go to every event? She’ll go to anything, as long as you take her picture.

    I like Emma’s dress, but I’m also way older than her.

  8. Ciru says:

    Kelly’s dress is a budget version of Goop’s dress from last year’s Oscars.

  9. Decloo says:

    It’s kind of refreshing to see some saggy though still respectable real boobs as opposed to the solid round hard balls we usually see on the red carpet.

    • MaiGirl says:

      Agreed. She may have had them lifted a bit, but they look refreshingly unaltered. Now if she’d only realize that bralessness for her needs to go the way of the dodo.

    • Brittney says:

      Damn, if those are saggy, then I should put mine away for the rest of my life (and I’m only 25). I know you’re not criticizing them, which is great, and I get your point completely, but it’s pretty sad that THESE are “normal” and “saggy” in Hollywood. I was thinking the complete opposite (though I’m glad they’re natural; it’s hard enough being held to anti-gravity standards, but I just can’t with the plastic balls).

      • MaiGirl says:

        I don’t think her breasts are saggy for someone her age, not at all. I think they look great, but they are not plump enough anymore when she goes braless not to pancake when she wears a heavy dress like that. IMO, no matter what your age, you shouldn’t wear something unflattering, and pancake boobs are unflattering. I simply mentioned her age because her boobs used to be high and full enough to carry this off, and clearly those days are over.

      • MaiGirl says:

        And also, I’ll take saggy boobs over cantaloupe halves any day. I am quite solidly anti boob job.

    • VGS says:

      My thoughts exactl. Gwyneth can pull this off, she cant. Shes too short and pudgy for this look and her tattoos are gross. They make anything she wears look bad.

  10. Dawn says:

    I like Heidi And I think that looks like an okay dress. But the truth is I can’t respect anyone who hangs out with the Kraptrashians. So it appears that although I like Heidi if she continues to hang with trash like the Kraptrashians she too will be krap in my book. Kelly O. looks the best in this lot.

  11. ruby says:

    Heidi is beyond trashy. And her hair is dreadful. I just don’t understand how people don’t hate her hair as much as Gwyneth’s. Its just as bad if not worse.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I am SO with you! Her hair almost NEVER looks good. I feel the same about how she dresses too. She has horrible taste.

  12. ataylor says:

    OK Heidi…we get it…you’re single and ready to mingle…

  13. Jackson says:

    Ugh and fug all around on this post. Kelly looks decent though. No, let me correct myself, her dress looks decent. And Heidi, geez. WTF?

  14. lem says:

    ugh.i can’t with heidi.

  15. MG says:

    Heidi looks über trashy. What is wrong with that woman?!?!

  16. Garvels says:

    “Rack assault on humanity”………too funny.

  17. elkiddo says:

    Nooooooo…..her boobs are going along with the gravitational pull. Please support them Heidi.

  18. suzanne says:

    Heidi looks bad just bad. Put the boobs away.Time to grow up.

  19. dorothy says:

    Heidi just went from elegant and beautiful to trashy and skanky after her divorce. We all see your rack Heidi, we have them too…now cover up.

  20. Mary says:

    To start at the top, yes Heidi does look very trashy. And it has nothing to do with the fact that she is however old, that dress would look horrible on anyone I think. But honestly, I think Heidi is trashy in general, so I guess the dress fits.
    I don’t hate Molly’s dress. I would give it a C+ for effort and for the fact that compared to some other people, she was trying to be classy and not trashy.
    I dislike Emma Roberts and her dress. That’s all.
    I think Mena has been getting fashion advice from the Olson twins. I know they have their own fashion line, but those girls can neve find clothes that fit apparently.
    As far as Kelly goes, I think I would like her dress so much better if it didn’t have the midriff thing. I don’t actually mind her hair that much and she did a good job keeping her makeup to a minimum.
    As far as

    • Meredith says:

      Olsen twins indeed. I saw Mena’s dress and kinda thought : why did she wear her silky bathrobe to the Oscars? She looks ready to curl up in front of the TV with a big bowl of popcorn.

  21. Maritza says:

    Heidi just looks trashy and the rest of the dresses are nothing special to look at.

  22. Jm says:

    Love Project Runway but have noticed Heidi’s all about letting the girls hang out . . . all the time.

    She looks amazing for a mom of 4 but honestly, it’s time to hike them up and put them away.

  23. oliveo says:

    Kelly Osbourne must’ve signed one heck of a deal with the devil to become part of the Fashion Police… her dress on the Oscar red carpet was gaaawful

    • Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

      I don’t know WHY she’s on that show.

    • bigt says:

      Kelly is the worst. As if she is in a position to critique anyone about fashion MUAHAHAHAHAHA. She got her job there because Sharon is very good friends with Joan.

  24. sarah says:

    I think the dress looks good on her. Her girls look nice.

    Her hair, on the other hand, I can’t stand.

  25. lucy2 says:

    Put ’em away, Heidi. You’re too pretty to go so trashy.

    Kelly’s forearm tattoos ruin every look for me. Otherwise she’s been looking great.

    Emma’s is kind of pretty, but definitely too old for her.

  26. Jayna says:

    Heidi has no waist in that dress. Not flatterng.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Sequins ALWAYS do that-they add a lot of bulk. Every time I have tried on a sequined dress, the bulk just makes me look more square 🙁

      That dress reeks of desperation.

      • Isa says:

        I’m surprised you’re the first person that’s mentioned this. It was the second thing I noticed. The boobs were the first.

      • I Choose Me says:

        OMG Yes. Just say no to sequins. Only on very rare occasions do I not loathe sequins. For me I mean.

        A double UGH to Heidi. One for each boob. I agree that instead of sexy she comes off as desperate.

      • Brittney says:

        You’re right! I don’t know why I haven’t considered this before. All my sequin dresses (I like shiny things, so this is 50% of my formal wardrobe) look great when I try them on and they’re still skin-tight, but after a few hours of stretching I get boxy-looking. I guess it’s pretty impossible to avoid, with all that extra weight pulling them down.

    • RN says:

      Heidi has always had a square midsection. She and Kate Upton have very similar figures (Kate being even curvier, of course).

      • crumbcake says:

        Ha! I was just thinking that Heidi was trying to emulate the Sports Illustrated cover with Kate Upton’s boobs–the dress exposes the same area as Kate. But this is a red carpet event, not a swim suit modeling shoot.
        Too much, Heidi, too much.

  27. Skins says:

    Is Heidi still fornicating with the help?

    • FassDaActor says:

      Hahaha! I swear Seal is a dm comedian. I’m sill laughing from that line…as elitist as it sounds. Hay, the man was hurting.

  28. judyjudy says:

    Meh all around.

    I’m so tired of seeing everyone’s boobs and nipples.

  29. Nicolette says:

    Heidi needs to throw on one of her old Victoria’s Secret push up bras already. They look like two deflated balloons.

  30. Jenna says:

    Heidi…girl, you need to stop!

    Also, I think Kelly designed her own dress. At least that’s what I thought I heard while she was doing all the pre- E! News stuff. Since when does she have her own clothing line in the works?! o_O

  31. RHONYC says:

    no, no, NO HEIDI, NO!!!

    smh. 🙁

  32. Dee Cee says:

    If you are not youthfully perky.. don’t fashion faux pas and flatten pancake your boobs in a shapeless, slit to the waist heavy shift gown which also distorts feminine curves for you now have..no waist…

  33. Madriani's Girl says:

    Please. She is quite obviously and clearly trying for cheap attention and she got it. It doesn’t look good at all.

  34. Lotta says:

    In Heidi’s defence, if she wouldn’t have gone for makeuo with a nude and natural look we would all been saying that she looked slutty. If think she choose the right makeup and hairstyle for that dress.

  35. FassDaActor says:

    A BIG NO to everyone (especially Heidi) except Emma Roberts

  36. palermo says:

    She looks like a whore, sorry

  37. bethany7726 says:

    Kelly’s dress is a Pamella Roland. I saw someone pin this exact dress on pinterest about a week ago and recognized it immediately.

  38. Dimebox says:

    Poor Heidi. She put on her dress backwards!

  39. India says:

    EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

  40. Hipocricy says:

    Heidi disgusts me ! There is just no words to describe this.

    That dress is pure trash. It is just tacky as hell and something that Pamela Anderson, Shauna Sands or any of those Playboy centerfold or adult movie starlet would put on at their AVN award show.

    She has major insecurity issues. So lame for a 40 years old mother of 4 with two daughters looking up to her.

  41. yolo112 says:

    So this is the worst dressed of the night post.. and I totally agree. The only person missing is Brandi Glanville…she was worse that Heidi..

  42. Team Six says:

    Unfortunate.

  43. Happy21 says:

    Really gross actually. Her hair is awful and that dress is a catastrophe…

    Everyone else gets a pass just cause she looks like garbage.

  44. Ms Kay says:

    Heidi guuuuurl, you’ve been wearing your dress backwards methinks!

  45. Kim says:

    So trashy! She is sadly desperate for attention. She needs to realize she isnt 20. Such a bad boob job – they look like plastic oranges stuffed in her dress!

  46. lola lola says:

    Heidi Klum has no class and looks desperate. sad.

  47. poppy says:

    highlighting your squared off at the bottom breast implants is a terrible look at any age.
    what’s with all the nude pantyhose all over the dress, especially at the shoulders?
    the roberts girl irritates me but her dress is lovely.

  48. anonymous fan says:

    I’ve seen her topless on beach photos.I think she’s has gotten bolt ons since her seperation.No one gets that big overnight by nature.Heidi used to be classically pretty.Why get all the plastic surgery now.Emma Roberts got it right.

  49. Green is Good says:

    Somebody tell Heidi Klum desperate is not an attractive color.

  50. skuddles says:

    Heido Klum is Heido HO in that getup. She must be taking fashion tips from Brandi Glanville now. And why is Mena Suvari wearing her robe? Was it a pajama party?

  51. taxi says:

    Heidi-way too droopy
    Emma-bored & boring
    Molly-dull dress, kind of nightgown-ish
    Mena-lost in a voluminous garment way too big
    Kelly-spare us the ab windows

  52. JC says:

    Loved Emma Roberts’ dress. LOVED. She looked great, but that look on her face that you described as bored? I think entitled is the word you’re looking for.

    I’ve never thought Heidi Klum was pretty, just a great body. She looks horrible. The washed out makeup, the greasy looking hair, tits galore. Too much. A woman her age should know better.

  53. janie says:

    She looked like trash! I was shocked when i saw her, wow.

  54. jensational says:

    Gravity, Heidi! GRAVITY!! Time to start covering it up, sister!

  55. Sachi says:

    I love Kelly Osbourne’s hair colour! That silvery-lavender is gorgeous.

    Heidi’s dress is all wrong for her. She looks tacky.

  56. Diana says:

    Heidi Klum is disgusting. That’s all I got. Kelly looked nice.

  57. e.non says:

    re klum: tacky tacky tacky. what a disappointment.

  58. Gemini08 says:

    I thought Emma Roberts looked very pretty. Heidi’s boobs looked saggy in that dress.

  59. Chrissie Malcolm says:

    Kelly Osbourne … hair, body, gown tres chic – think Audrey Hepburn or even Grace Kelly. Arms by Popeye what a pity.

  60. mac says:

    Kelly’s dress reminds me of one Nicole Kidman wore recently.

  61. Paloma says:

    I don’t care for Heidi’s dress. Mena has an odd looking face.

  62. Kelly says:

    Kelly looks awful. How is it she judges the fashion sense of others again? Heidi almost always seems cheap to me.

  63. Annamaria says:

    Wow, so many ageist comments here. So just because she’s not in her 20’s anymore, she should be ashamed of her body and hide it? I guess I’m one of the few people who thinks she doesn’t look that bad, nor do I think her boobs look that bad. People are so used to seeing fake perky boobs all the time in Hollywood that they’re not used to real boobs. Get over yourselves.

  64. Anmelt says:

    Heidi is still gorgeous and sexy: she does not need to do this. She could just wear a nicely tailored dress and look amazing. Being an aging supermodel or actress looks like a very painful situation to be in as it seems many do not react well to having younger and gorgeous young things arriving on the scene.

  65. Lily says:

    I agree with the above poster about the ageist comments. I actually don’t think she looks saggy. There are women in their 20s who are sagger than this. I think a dress like this just looks classier on a smaller-chested woman. But that has nothing to do with Heidi’s age, just her body type.

  66. Marco says:

    The shark has jumped on “Project Runway” – Heidi put your Tatas away and go take care of the 12 children you had with Seal.

  67. Sandra Sydney says:

    Love Kelly, tatts and all. Heidi, your best days are behind you. Put your saggy thrip’ny bits away. Please. And thanks.

  68. Lulu says:

    Reminds me of a behind the scenes with Cheryl Tieges when she was modeling a one-piece and put it on backwards. She couldn’t figure out to keep her adz and her girls covered at the same time. *snigger*At least she didn’t come out of the dressing room until she’d figured it out.

  69. Juu says:

    Kelly looks like a drag.

  70. lady X says:

    LOL Heidi my dear after 4 kids unless you get a breast lift those things are gonna hang low … and they are indeed … plus at what age do we stop showing off our “girls” for attention ? (I for one never did it)