Heidi Klum attended Elton John’s Oscar party last night, and … oh my god. Is she joking? She brought the boob quotient in a very big way in a gold-ish Julien Macdonald gown. The fabric of this gown is so terrible and resembles Mrs. Roper’s couch on “Three’s Company.” A couch with boobs, that is. Even though she’s a supermodel, Heidi is rarely able to dress well for the red carpet, but this is probably one of her worst attempts. I am actually surprised at her blatant rack assault on humanity. I mean, I get that she’s recently divorced and probably wants to get her sexy image back, but this whole look is just so cheap and trashy. The deep plunge of this dress leaves no wiggle room at all, and it’s just so obvious that Heidi just wanted everyone’s attention on her chest. She’s even got her hair slicked back like she just climbed out of the swimming pool. With the nude makeup, there’s nothing at all to distract from those girls.
Molly Sims decided to do the total opposite of Heidi’s skin-flaunting stunt and went very conservative with a white Temperley London gown that boasted sheer, beaded sleeves. Her jewels are Lorraine Schwartz, and I think she’s still tweaking her face pretty hard.
Emma Roberts failed to go age-appropriate in her Oscar de la Renta dress. This is far too mature a look for a 22-year-old starlet, and her hair and makeup only add to the effect. She also looks very bored too.
Mena Suvari looked spaced out as usual and chose a diaphonous red silk gown that overwhelmed her body. This actually makes me wonder if Mena is pregnant, but I think she’s still going through her divorce, so let’s not go there. Something nice: her hair looks pretty.
Kelly Osbourne popped right over to the party after her E! Fashion Police gig. She chose a sleek gown (sadly, I can’t find an ID) with a cool cape and a sheer midriff to show off her toned ab muscles. Somehow it works without looking cheap or trashy. This is a relative win for Kelly.
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No. No to everyone.
Though Roberts’ dress is really nice, you’re right, she looks older in it.
I like Roberts dress, too. Beautiful, but a bit too grown up for her.
To Heidi’s girls: go back inside or put on a sweater, please, you’ll catch the flu.
As for Suvari… she too forgot the nipple-covers, like AnnE. Ugh.
Fivehead would need frying pans to cover those nipples.
I think the “nipples” you saw with Anne’s dress were where the darts came up … those weren’t her nipples showing through, but it sure looked funny, lol.
I love Emma Robert’s dress! Sure, it’s a more mature look, but more mature is always better (imo) to the too precious-princessey look (think Taylor Swift).
I think Emma’s look is a good choice, she looks more like an actress who could play an interesting character than a typical starlet, while Heidi’s look is heinous, trashy while failing to be sexy
Agreed.
Love Emma’s look, and Heidi Klum looks like a tasteless porn star. How trashy!
Emma looks lovely. I think the dress is very age appropriate. As for Heidi, she has some real birthn’ hips!
Heidi needs to stop. Put on a bra.
Everyone else gets a pass.
+1
“. . . there’s nothing at all to distract from those girls. ”
Yes there is, ARMPIT STUBBLE!
You got that right. And that pose with her arms up isn’t helping. Underarm hair rmoval please.
I don’t think it’s removable
She needed to use industrial strength tit tape on those puppies.
Agreed. She is still lovely, but trying to desperately display all the candy when it’s melting and sliding south a bit is not good. She looks AMAZING for her age, but that is a dress for someone 25 or less who has never breast fed, ever. She isn’t doing much better than Brandi Glanville in this little number.
That dress is just plain old tacky! No one would look good in that mess. H.K. always dresses tacky. Shame, because she is quite lovely.
It IS hecka tacky, Jilli, but if the dress had been worn by, say, Blake Lively, this entire post wouldn’t even be a thing.
“Hang out” is the key phrase here. If the girls are hanging, probably best to cover them up a little.
You know it is Monday morning when I thought the headline was about Klum taking her daughters to a party.
LOL, I thought the exact same thing about her “daughters”! Need more coffee.
It’s a dark day when Kelly Osborne looks better than Heidi Klum.
Kelly needs to get rid of her tattoos. They look awful.
I thought this was the best that Kelly has ever looked, but I agree, the tattoos have to go. They don’t make any outfit look better.
Yeah Heidi looks desperate and bad, as for Kelly.. you can put lipstick on a pig…
Heidi looked old and desperate. Why does she have to be SUPER SEXXYYYYYY all the time? It is exhausting. And so not sexy.
Its an overall mess. They all look awful.
Heidi is always an attention whore. She looks trashy , and honestly she exhaust me. Does she always have to go to every event? She’ll go to anything, as long as you take her picture.
I like Emma’s dress, but I’m also way older than her.
+1. I can’t with her anymore.She is an assault on the eyes.
As the saying goes, Heidi would go to the opening of an envelope if they took her picture. hahaha
Yeah. I used to love Heidi until I opened my eye. She’s going down hard.
and what is with her painfully thin nose??? it is slowly disappearing!!!
Kelly’s dress is a budget version of Goop’s dress from last year’s Oscars.
It’s kind of refreshing to see some saggy though still respectable real boobs as opposed to the solid round hard balls we usually see on the red carpet.
Agreed. She may have had them lifted a bit, but they look refreshingly unaltered. Now if she’d only realize that bralessness for her needs to go the way of the dodo.
Damn, if those are saggy, then I should put mine away for the rest of my life (and I’m only 25). I know you’re not criticizing them, which is great, and I get your point completely, but it’s pretty sad that THESE are “normal” and “saggy” in Hollywood. I was thinking the complete opposite (though I’m glad they’re natural; it’s hard enough being held to anti-gravity standards, but I just can’t with the plastic balls).
I don’t think her breasts are saggy for someone her age, not at all. I think they look great, but they are not plump enough anymore when she goes braless not to pancake when she wears a heavy dress like that. IMO, no matter what your age, you shouldn’t wear something unflattering, and pancake boobs are unflattering. I simply mentioned her age because her boobs used to be high and full enough to carry this off, and clearly those days are over.
And also, I’ll take saggy boobs over cantaloupe halves any day. I am quite solidly anti boob job.
My thoughts exactl. Gwyneth can pull this off, she cant. Shes too short and pudgy for this look and her tattoos are gross. They make anything she wears look bad.
I like Heidi And I think that looks like an okay dress. But the truth is I can’t respect anyone who hangs out with the Kraptrashians. So it appears that although I like Heidi if she continues to hang with trash like the Kraptrashians she too will be krap in my book. Kelly O. looks the best in this lot.
Heidi is beyond trashy. And her hair is dreadful. I just don’t understand how people don’t hate her hair as much as Gwyneth’s. Its just as bad if not worse.
I am SO with you! Her hair almost NEVER looks good. I feel the same about how she dresses too. She has horrible taste.
OK Heidi…we get it…you’re single and ready to mingle…
Lmao, . No kidding!! She is now taking applications! 🙂
Ugh and fug all around on this post. Kelly looks decent though. No, let me correct myself, her dress looks decent. And Heidi, geez. WTF?
ugh.i can’t with heidi.
Heidi looks über trashy. What is wrong with that woman?!?!
“Rack assault on humanity”………too funny.
Nooooooo…..her boobs are going along with the gravitational pull. Please support them Heidi.
Heidi looks bad just bad. Put the boobs away.Time to grow up.
Heidi just went from elegant and beautiful to trashy and skanky after her divorce. We all see your rack Heidi, we have them too…now cover up.
To start at the top, yes Heidi does look very trashy. And it has nothing to do with the fact that she is however old, that dress would look horrible on anyone I think. But honestly, I think Heidi is trashy in general, so I guess the dress fits.
I don’t hate Molly’s dress. I would give it a C+ for effort and for the fact that compared to some other people, she was trying to be classy and not trashy.
I dislike Emma Roberts and her dress. That’s all.
I think Mena has been getting fashion advice from the Olson twins. I know they have their own fashion line, but those girls can neve find clothes that fit apparently.
As far as Kelly goes, I think I would like her dress so much better if it didn’t have the midriff thing. I don’t actually mind her hair that much and she did a good job keeping her makeup to a minimum.
As far as
Olsen twins indeed. I saw Mena’s dress and kinda thought : why did she wear her silky bathrobe to the Oscars? She looks ready to curl up in front of the TV with a big bowl of popcorn.
Heidi just looks trashy and the rest of the dresses are nothing special to look at.
Love Project Runway but have noticed Heidi’s all about letting the girls hang out . . . all the time.
She looks amazing for a mom of 4 but honestly, it’s time to hike them up and put them away.
Kelly Osbourne must’ve signed one heck of a deal with the devil to become part of the Fashion Police… her dress on the Oscar red carpet was gaaawful
I don’t know WHY she’s on that show.
Kelly is the worst. As if she is in a position to critique anyone about fashion MUAHAHAHAHAHA. She got her job there because Sharon is very good friends with Joan.
I think the dress looks good on her. Her girls look nice.
Her hair, on the other hand, I can’t stand.
Put ’em away, Heidi. You’re too pretty to go so trashy.
Kelly’s forearm tattoos ruin every look for me. Otherwise she’s been looking great.
Emma’s is kind of pretty, but definitely too old for her.
Heidi has no waist in that dress. Not flatterng.
Sequins ALWAYS do that-they add a lot of bulk. Every time I have tried on a sequined dress, the bulk just makes me look more square 🙁
That dress reeks of desperation.
I’m surprised you’re the first person that’s mentioned this. It was the second thing I noticed. The boobs were the first.
OMG Yes. Just say no to sequins. Only on very rare occasions do I not loathe sequins. For me I mean.
A double UGH to Heidi. One for each boob. I agree that instead of sexy she comes off as desperate.
You’re right! I don’t know why I haven’t considered this before. All my sequin dresses (I like shiny things, so this is 50% of my formal wardrobe) look great when I try them on and they’re still skin-tight, but after a few hours of stretching I get boxy-looking. I guess it’s pretty impossible to avoid, with all that extra weight pulling them down.
Heidi has always had a square midsection. She and Kate Upton have very similar figures (Kate being even curvier, of course).
Ha! I was just thinking that Heidi was trying to emulate the Sports Illustrated cover with Kate Upton’s boobs–the dress exposes the same area as Kate. But this is a red carpet event, not a swim suit modeling shoot.
Too much, Heidi, too much.
Is Heidi still fornicating with the help?
Hahaha! I swear Seal is a dm comedian. I’m sill laughing from that line…as elitist as it sounds. Hay, the man was hurting.
Meh all around.
I’m so tired of seeing everyone’s boobs and nipples.
Ding, ding, ding!
Amen.
Heidi needs to throw on one of her old Victoria’s Secret push up bras already. They look like two deflated balloons.
Heidi…girl, you need to stop!
Also, I think Kelly designed her own dress. At least that’s what I thought I heard while she was doing all the pre- E! News stuff. Since when does she have her own clothing line in the works?! o_O
no, no, NO HEIDI, NO!!!
smh. 🙁
If you are not youthfully perky.. don’t fashion faux pas and flatten pancake your boobs in a shapeless, slit to the waist heavy shift gown which also distorts feminine curves for you now have..no waist…
Please. She is quite obviously and clearly trying for cheap attention and she got it. It doesn’t look good at all.
In Heidi’s defence, if she wouldn’t have gone for makeuo with a nude and natural look we would all been saying that she looked slutty. If think she choose the right makeup and hairstyle for that dress.
A BIG NO to everyone (especially Heidi) except Emma Roberts
She looks like a whore, sorry
Kelly’s dress is a Pamella Roland. I saw someone pin this exact dress on pinterest about a week ago and recognized it immediately.
Poor Heidi. She put on her dress backwards!
EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
ew.
Heidi disgusts me ! There is just no words to describe this.
That dress is pure trash. It is just tacky as hell and something that Pamela Anderson, Shauna Sands or any of those Playboy centerfold or adult movie starlet would put on at their AVN award show.
She has major insecurity issues. So lame for a 40 years old mother of 4 with two daughters looking up to her.
So this is the worst dressed of the night post.. and I totally agree. The only person missing is Brandi Glanville…she was worse that Heidi..
Unfortunate.
Really gross actually. Her hair is awful and that dress is a catastrophe…
Everyone else gets a pass just cause she looks like garbage.
Heidi guuuuurl, you’ve been wearing your dress backwards methinks!
So trashy! She is sadly desperate for attention. She needs to realize she isnt 20. Such a bad boob job – they look like plastic oranges stuffed in her dress!
Heidi Klum has no class and looks desperate. sad.
highlighting your squared off at the bottom breast implants is a terrible look at any age.
what’s with all the nude pantyhose all over the dress, especially at the shoulders?
the roberts girl irritates me but her dress is lovely.
I’ve seen her topless on beach photos.I think she’s has gotten bolt ons since her seperation.No one gets that big overnight by nature.Heidi used to be classically pretty.Why get all the plastic surgery now.Emma Roberts got it right.
Somebody tell Heidi Klum desperate is not an attractive color.
Heido Klum is Heido HO in that getup. She must be taking fashion tips from Brandi Glanville now. And why is Mena Suvari wearing her robe? Was it a pajama party?
Heidi-way too droopy
Emma-bored & boring
Molly-dull dress, kind of nightgown-ish
Mena-lost in a voluminous garment way too big
Kelly-spare us the ab windows
Loved Emma Roberts’ dress. LOVED. She looked great, but that look on her face that you described as bored? I think entitled is the word you’re looking for.
I’ve never thought Heidi Klum was pretty, just a great body. She looks horrible. The washed out makeup, the greasy looking hair, tits galore. Too much. A woman her age should know better.
She looked like trash! I was shocked when i saw her, wow.
Gravity, Heidi! GRAVITY!! Time to start covering it up, sister!
I love Kelly Osbourne’s hair colour! That silvery-lavender is gorgeous.
Heidi’s dress is all wrong for her. She looks tacky.
Heidi Klum is disgusting. That’s all I got. Kelly looked nice.
re klum: tacky tacky tacky. what a disappointment.
I thought Emma Roberts looked very pretty. Heidi’s boobs looked saggy in that dress.
Kelly Osbourne … hair, body, gown tres chic – think Audrey Hepburn or even Grace Kelly. Arms by Popeye what a pity.
Kelly’s dress reminds me of one Nicole Kidman wore recently.
I don’t care for Heidi’s dress. Mena has an odd looking face.
Kelly looks awful. How is it she judges the fashion sense of others again? Heidi almost always seems cheap to me.
Wow, so many ageist comments here. So just because she’s not in her 20’s anymore, she should be ashamed of her body and hide it? I guess I’m one of the few people who thinks she doesn’t look that bad, nor do I think her boobs look that bad. People are so used to seeing fake perky boobs all the time in Hollywood that they’re not used to real boobs. Get over yourselves.
Heidi is still gorgeous and sexy: she does not need to do this. She could just wear a nicely tailored dress and look amazing. Being an aging supermodel or actress looks like a very painful situation to be in as it seems many do not react well to having younger and gorgeous young things arriving on the scene.
I agree with the above poster about the ageist comments. I actually don’t think she looks saggy. There are women in their 20s who are sagger than this. I think a dress like this just looks classier on a smaller-chested woman. But that has nothing to do with Heidi’s age, just her body type.
The shark has jumped on “Project Runway” – Heidi put your Tatas away and go take care of the 12 children you had with Seal.
Love Kelly, tatts and all. Heidi, your best days are behind you. Put your saggy thrip’ny bits away. Please. And thanks.
Reminds me of a behind the scenes with Cheryl Tieges when she was modeling a one-piece and put it on backwards. She couldn’t figure out to keep her adz and her girls covered at the same time. *snigger*At least she didn’t come out of the dressing room until she’d figured it out.
Kelly looks like a drag.
LOL Heidi my dear after 4 kids unless you get a breast lift those things are gonna hang low … and they are indeed … plus at what age do we stop showing off our “girls” for attention ? (I for one never did it)