A lot of the celebrities who were at the actual Oscars went back to their hotel rooms to get into their party dresses. And then some celebrities who were not at the Oscars came out last night solely for the parties. These are some selected shots from the Vanity Fair Oscar party, which is the ticket everybody wants. There were some surprises among the guest list, like Natalie Portman and Benjamin. I’m genuinely surprised they came out for the Vanity Fair party – surely they are WAY too private to deign to pose on the red carpet together? Natalie is wearing Dior – does anyone else think she looks pregnant again? Do you think it’s on or is it just a weird dress?
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt. I just can’t with her plastic face anymore. Jon looks really tired here too. I still love him, but my love has waned a bit.
Lily Collins in Zuhair Murad. The dress is total J.Lo (for real) but from the neck up, Lily is giving me Rooney Mara vibes. God, she’s lost so much weight.
Miranda Kerr in Valentino, with a shellshocked-looking Orlando Bloom. Why are they everywhere these days? This is like the fifth big Hollywood event they’ve come to in two months. What’s the deal?
Anne Hathaway changed her dress for the party, but we don’t have any full-length shots. My bad! This dress seems okay – it’s just a sack, you know? A halter-sack.
Here’s Gerard Butler and his girlfriend of several months, Madalina Ghenea. I guess I’m happy that he seems to be in a relationship that has lasted longer than a trip to a Port-o-potty, but this lady gives me strange vibes. Drag queen vibes.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
John Hamm looks like he has a hangover. Still hot, though.
I love Kerr’s dress. Very 1940s.
agreed on both counts. LOVE kerr’s dress, beautiful and classy.
every one looks good
I like Natalie’s dress, simple yet elegant. You can keep that smug look on AnnE’s face though, along with that dress. Nice that her nips aren’t popping in this one.
I could swear Natalie Portman already wore that same dress when she was pregnant a few years ago. Didn’t it tie into a bow at the shoulder back then too? Am I hallucinating? (And yes, I think she looks pregnant too)
Yep she did!
That was the party everyone wanted to attend? Seems a little B/ C-list, going by these photos. But that just kind of sums up my feelings about the oscars this year, anyway.
Agreed!!! Didn’t everyone seem like they were just phoning it in? I think Jon Hamm looks kind of pastey and grey and it makes him look even worse standing him beside Jennifer and her moon-face. Really strange. There’s a page on The Daily Mail of Elton’s Party People and you barely recognize any of the names and the people you do know look like they don’t want to be there. Odd Oscars this year, really odd.
AnnE loves that Oscar statuette more than her husband. In fact the husband shall sleep on the couch or guest room for a little while now.
Natalie Portman is that case of being pretty but zero sex appeal and bland.
Jennifer Westfeldt fishtail bottom dress is a no.
“Natalie Portman is that case of being pretty but zero sex appeal and bland.”
This is exactly how I see Natalie as well. I do not think she is pregnant but in an obviously ill-fitting dress. Christian Dior has been hit or miss with this awards season and this is one of the misses.
I personally do not think that Miranda and Orlando are all that important in Hollywood terms so I really do not get the conspiracy theories about them trying to keep up appearances for anyone. They look good together. He does need a brush though.
I think the drag queen vibes comments are so…..bitchy! Lol. Personaly, I think she is quite normal looking in a runway modelish way.
So over smug Ann. She can go away now, right?
Drag queen? No, Gerard Butler’s girlfriend has a normal and quite pretty face. Natalie has her usual guarded and “not happy to be here” look. I am willing to bet SNL does a skit with Anne’s darts the main focus!
Jon Hamm looks like he’s just got out of bed after a 14 day bout of the flu.
Gerard Butler’s girlfriend makes me think of Janice from Friends. I can just hear that annoying laugh now… *shudder*
Spot on!
I can’t un-see it now.
Oh.My.Ga-wd.
Jon Hamm looks sickly. Jennifer’s face bothers me so much. I don’t know why she messed with her face so much.
Gawdddd Anne looks so smug and self satisfied. Ugh. She needs to go into hibernation.
I don’t know why anyone would want to wear that dress if they weren’t pregnant. So yes I think she’s pregnant.
AnnE’s dress is boring and unflattering, Jennifer Westfeldt looks like a rodent, Lily Collins is being Rooneyified (although I do like the top part of her dress), and does Orlando Bloom still act ? I haven’t seen him in any films lately. Yeah, I’m feeling really grumpy today.
Agree about Jennifer. Someone needs to start a plastic surgery intervention with these Hollywood broads
I was going to post your first sentence word-for-word. Defo up the duff.
Grumpy doesn’t mean ‘wrong’.
Why don’t ladies who overdo fillers realize it makes them look so.much.older? Ugh. And yes, Portman does look preggers.
I don’t think Natalie looks pregnant, I think it’s a weird gathered seam in front that’s adding bulk. Last time she was pregnant, she showed a lot in the face – it got round. Her face seems normal this time.
Poor Ann Hathaway. She had one dress that had obnoxious seams and then picks another with no seams. She is a super-skinny woman – she needs structure in a dress to emphasize her features, and she didn’t get it with either dress.
spot on about hathaway
If AnnE went to a hotel room to get changed she could have left her Oscar there too. But of course she wouldnt miss the opportunity to appear holding it in every picture.
Natalie seems a little barfy to me, so maybe she is pregnant
Nah I don’t think she looks barfy she just has her bitch face on. Natalie has always given a good bitch face lol
Bitch face? Girl looks like she’s about to cry! She looks sad! I like the dress tho.
Natalie sure LOOKS pregnant to me. The Hamm’s suit doesn’t seem to fit. Lily’s dress is over the top, Miranda’s dress is fug, and AnnE is … ugh, please just go away!
Jon Hamm looks like he’s sweating out the crack.
As for Lily, isn’t losing weight for an actress more like a rite of passage? Didn’t Jennifer Lawrence say how she’d rather look normal in real life and “fat” on screen because the camera adds 10 pounds? (is that true btw?).
Natalie def looks pregnant. I don’t know why, but her husband gives me vibes like he could be a pr*ck with a temper…
Wow, Anne was 0 for 2 with dresses. That also looks cheap and ill-fitting.
Kind of like Jen W’s dress.
Lily’s is interesting, but a bit much for just a party attender.
Wow! Lily Collins really has gotten tiny. Sad. I mean, I’m all for being healthy and fit, but she wasn’t exactly hefty before.
As for Natalie Portman, I’m just going to echo the person who said this–why would you wear that dress if you weren’t pregnant? It’s totally cut for a pregnancy bump. But who knows? Maybe she just made a poor dress decision.
LOVE lilly’s dress! Not sure about the back.
Jon and Jennifer look great and I like Gerard’s date’s dress.
Meh to everyone else, but I find it kind of cute that Anne brought her Oscar.
Why does Natalie always look like she’s about to have a breakdown? Man up, girlfriend! 😛
I know she’s not a favorite around here but I adore Natalie Portman.
Everyone looks lovely here. Well, Anne’s dress is questionable but otherwise a classy group.
Natalie is just so beautiful. She looks good in anything.
She’s certainly beautiful but your average shop mannequin has more personality and sex appeal.
Gerard Butler’s ‘girlfriend’ looks….. strange. Not sure if Natalie is preggers – impossible to tell under that dress, but maybe that’s the point?
Natalie’s dress screams pregnant! Jennifer Westfeldt and Lilly Collins dresses are very pretty.
westfeldt’s face is out of control.
Lily’s dress is pretty from the front – back, not so much.
Westfield looks like she’s been sucking lemons.
Miranda’s dress looks like a nightgown.
Miranda Kerr’s dress=exquisite, and she in it, looks stunning!
+1. I think that is my fav dress of the whole shebang ~ might change the cuff on sleeve though.
So sad that Westfeldt has messed up her face so much. It’s just …ug, depressing. And Hamm does look tired.
I like Lily Collins’ dress.
Natalie’s dress does look like an early maternity dress you would wear to conceal a bump.
As for Miranda and Orlando, there have been break up rumors for a while and rumors Miranda cheated so they could be playing happy family.
Natalie gets big boobs when she is pregnant. I think she just likes white, shapeless dresses.
No one does b*tch-face like Portman. Lovely looking group of people,though.
Miranda Kerr…that dress is some kind of beautiful…
Other Oscar attendees take note – unless you have perfect Miranda Kerr boobs don’t even think about wearing a plunging neckline.
Hathaway’s smugass face… UGH.
Portman could not possibly look any more blah or bland if she tried. Boooooring!
Natalie relays her successful career philosophy of ‘Really your fashion choices should never conceal the perfectly deprived, gaunt and raw-boned dedication of the artist body perfections which relates the astounding dedicated, quirky, ultra-balanced gifts and talents.. of you, ladies..
Hathaway’s stylist must have been reading Twitter during the show. There is some major thick spongey bra action under that gray sack.
Well if Natalie is pregnant then I can’t wait to see who that new kid looks like because little Aleph certainly does NOT look anything like her husband… *cough* (Don’t get mad at me y’all; the blind items were on fire (presumably) about her, a ‘well known director’ and his ‘actress wife’ during and just after the filming of ‘Black Swan’. Could the Aronofsky/Weisz divorce that happened right on cue, as predicted have been a total coincidence? Sure. Again, *cough*)
I love Lily Collins’ dress.
At least u cant see annes nips in that dress thank god.
I dont think Gerards girl is pretty at leasy in this pic. But je seems happy and thats good.
She has to be pregnant. Yes definately a beautiful woman, but as dull as dishwater and can’t buy sexy from her either. Miranda does look really good – she kinda is the same for me though.
Hamm’s gf reminds me of Amanda Lepore