“Kim Kardashian got one of those stupid, trendy vampire facials” links

Kim Kardashian bathes in famewhore’s blood (her own). [Dlisted]
I kind of hate Diane Kruger’s Flare editorial. Too cutesy! [LaineyGossip]
Joseph Gordon Levitt has a new weight-lifting meme. [Buzzfeed]
Selena Gomez is at South by Southwest to promote Spring Breakers. [Pop Sugar]
I don’t think they should even make a Trainspotting sequel at this point. [Pajiba]
The Paleyfest fashion for the Revenge panel. [Go Fug Yourself]
Queen Elizabeth expresses support for, and intent to sign a charter supporting the rights of ladies & gay people. Huzzah, Liz! [Jezebel]
Ava Phillippe looks SO MUCH like Reese. It’s crazy. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Brandi Glanville to guest star on 90210? [Evil Beet]
Dita Von Teese in 3D is still pretty awesome. [The Blemish]
Eva Mendes & Ryan Gosling are in NYC. Together! Sort of. [A Socialite Life]
I still think Britney Spears has a cute butt. [Moe Jackson]
Damn, now Barbara Walters might leave The View too! [CDAN]
The real story behind Grumpy Cat, aka Tartar Sauce. [Starcasm]
Vanessa Paradis’s H&M campaign is cute. [OMG Blog]
50 Shades of Grey author has a new book called Inner Goddess. FML. [Bitten & Bound]
Daniel Craig has a gorgeous new toy! [Celebslam]
Kris Humphries’ family are still bad-mouthing Kim Kardashian. [Reality Tea]

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  1. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Man, that photo shoot of Kruger is AWFUL and completely uninspired. She has such a versatile look-they definitely sold her short with the obvious 1960 housewife shtick. Would have loved to see her in something edgier.

    That kitty seems to cuddle well though-she looks a bit like my brother’s cat 🙂

  2. RHONYC says:

    i saw that on dlisted earlier and almost hurled…i am not usually a squeamish person, but that shiz looked disgusting

    she’s lost her fuggin’ mind. 🙁

  3. Dawn says:

    Oh big deal. Another day, another picture of something she did months ago. Does anyone really care? Her clock is ticking and I for one love it that it will surely end soon.

    • melissa says:

      Dawn I’m afraid KK and her fameho family won’t be going anywhere anytime soon. Now she’s having a kid with Kanye will never see the end of this woman.

  4. dorothy says:

    Only a narsacistic,pathetic and desparate person would do such a thing. Oh, that’s right…I’m talking about KK.

  5. lisa says:

    she is starting to look like octomom to me

  6. Jenna says:

    How very ‘Elizabeth Bathory’ of her. And gross…did I mention gross?

    • megsie says:

      Bathory was my first thought too. Says so much about HW celeb culture.

    • Agnes says:

      My thought too. Creepy. Kim has issues.

      • chi says:

        I’m from Hungary (like Elizabeth). I know the Bathory legend, but it’s just a legend, OK? In reality, it was a classic story of witch hunting. The accuser nobleman wanted and eventually got her very valuable properties. That was the real reason of her trial. And she was an easy prey because she was a woman. Seeing her being compared to KimK, ugh, it’s just weird.

        Sorry for my English.

  7. valleymiss says:

    My favorite part is how Kim gets a facial in full eyemakup. I don’t know about you, but the rare times I’ve treated myself to a facial, I go in with my face bare, or I take off the eyemakeup before the lady starts. Yeah, I know they go around your eyes…but still. All the steam just makes everything run down your face anyway. Lol

    • Tiffany says:

      I noticed that too!

    • I.want.shoes says:

      They actually remove my eye makeup when I go for a facial. But I guess KK is too vain to go for a facial and be seen without makeup.

      • Cocobelly says:

        Ummm, that’s not full make up, that’s her naturally dark circles around her eyes.

        Hideous and vain this one.

    • alc says:

      Good call! I noticed it and thought “doesn’t her face ever get tired of all of that make-up”. Her skin must crave a day when the old greasepaint isn’t troweled on with a paint roller.

  8. marie says:

    gross, no way. I’d probably faint at the sight of my own blood. blood should be kept under the skin..

  9. Lucy2 says:

    Of course she did. What is happening in that last photo? It looks like they had to sew two dresses together!

    • lisa says:

      you’re right! i thought that was the sidewalk.

      i have never seen a pregnant person put together so poorly, if she is pregnant, im not convinced.

    • Polk8dot says:

      The optical illusion of this dress is something else.
      My first thought was ‘Holy crap! She’s supposed to be pregnant, where did all her weight go?’ Then I thought ‘must be REALLY old pictures’.

      Then I noticed the white/black cutouts.
      They do the trick, momentarily, but the second you realize where her body actually ends, brrghhhhh!
      Makes her seem even bigger and wider.
      F U G L Y!!!!!

  10. Amelia says:

    Daniel Craig’s car!!! *drool*

  11. MissMary says:

    are u suposed to do this when pregnant???!!!

    • JenD says:

      This was done pre-pregnancy, I think. It was shown on last night’s episode of K & K take Miami. So it was probably done several months ago.

    • MissMary says:

      Thanks for the info JenD 🙂

  12. palermo says:

    A commenter on the Daily Mail said she had leukemia and NEEDS platelets to live, and wasn’t it a shame this woman wastes hers for vanity. Couldn’t agree more, but then that’s Kim all over isn’t it

  13. Annie says:

    The only vampire facial I’d accept is if it comes from Alexander Skarsgard… Wait, what? Nothing.

  14. vixo says:

    KK is insane, she doesnt stop injecting shit on her face even during pregnancy !!

  15. j.eyre says:

    Sorry, but the links are making me a little ragey this morning:

    DONATE YOUR F*CKING PLATELETS TO THE AMERICAN RED CROSS, YOU VAPID, INSUFFERABLE TWIT!

    I was going to continue working on my book today but I guess I will just wait for James’ journal to come out so I can jot the pieces of my soul I was pouring into my manuscript there instead.

    *pant, pant*

    The Craig car almost makes up for these.

  16. logan says:

    I don’t know why but when I saw this I thought of Valerie Harper. This beautiful, strong woman says she is living in the moment with her terminal cancer. Then I see Kim Kardashian getting blood injected in her face in the name of beauty. Valerie’s beauty outshines anything Kim could ever do. Valerie’s beauty is not only on the outside, but comes from inside. It is so sad to see women like Kim Kardashian put this type of “beauty treatment” online and t.v. for all our daughters to see. Shame on Kim.

    • lisa says:

      + infinity

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Valerie Harper IS the definition of grace.

      I love how she said she is NOT trying to be a Pollyana about cancer and that she DOES have moments of extreme sadness and admitted difficulty dealing with her prognosis. She’s so strong but not afraid to show a level of vulnerability either.
      I really admire that woman…

    • Chell says:

      Excellent post!

    • Nicolette says:

      Beautifully said, and so very true.

  17. Samigirl says:

    Looking at the pictures, she was obviously in pain! Why subject yourself to that? Just age gracefully and naturally. You’re going to look older eventually, so just deal with it!

    • Annette says:

      Don’t feel too bad for Kim being in “pain” I’m sure it was worth it for the millions she got paid to hawk out this pseudo-sciencey crap.

      • Samigirl says:

        I don’t feel sorry for anything that happens to her, dont you worry about that. I just don’t understand why she keeps subjecting herself to all of this.

  18. KellyinSeattle says:

    Hopefully she won’t go the next step and go for the vampire teeth! I have a friend – a dentist (no, I still don’t get my dental work for free 🙂 – and vampire teeth were all the rage for awhile, but he won’t do them. Sorry, I’m off topic. Kim, she’s laughing all the way to the bank.

  19. The Original G says:

    Did they cut the scene when she she found out that it had to be the blood of a virgin for this to work?

  20. Meggin says:

    She’s ridiculous and far too in love with herself.

  21. Lizzie K says:

    There is no body fluid this trick doesn’t embrace.

  22. littlestar says:

    My opinion on things like vampire facials is that if you want to do them to look younger, then do it. It’s no one’s business but yours. I’ll confess, as I’m getting older, I’m considering procedures that will keep me looking young and fresh (although I do realize aging is inevitable). I’d rather do something like a vampire facial than fillers like Restylane. Does that make me vain? Probably, but I don’t think I’m vapid like Kim is. With Kim it is an altogether different matter. She’s done so much to her face, she no longer looks like the “original” Kim. And to put it out there just for attention – yuck! Why not have the cameras following you around when you get your Restylane injections, Kim? Or your many nose jobs?

  23. Loulou says:

    Vanessa Paradis is exquisite in the H&M campaign shoot. True pro!

  24. scarlett says:

    Here’s to hoping this woman blows up so the size of a house. With her vanity, you know she would disappear until the baby is born. I have to hand it to this woman and her family, they are everywhere..on every newsstand, in every tabloid. E runs their show what seems like 24/7. They have saturated the entertainment world with absolutely zero discernible talent.

  25. hannah says:

    Vampire facials (I know it under the name of MyCells)are amazing. It really is the answer to eternal youth in my opinion. I’ve had a couple of treatments done on my stomach for old stretch marks and the results were so good I would never have believed it if I hadn’t experienced it myself. If it can fade stretch marks like that, I can only imagine what it can do for your face. I have my first treatment ever on my face scheduled in about 3 weeks. Really looking forward to it. I think it’s all about aging gracefully and vampire facials are perfect in that way, because it uses your own body’s biological healing mechanisms to rejuvenate your skin. There’s nothing synthetic/fake/botoxy about it.

    • Cece says:

      To each their own, but my idea of eternal youth is attitude, not the outside. That outside is going to fade no matter what – investing so much time and energy into looking a certain way distracts from actually living life.

      • Lulu says:

        It’s true…I spend too much time as it is and I am 20 years older than Kim K! Pretty soon all of her time will be devoted to outward beauty with none left over the family she is soon to start.

        I keep resolving to cut down on the makeup routine in the am (and I go for the ‘natural look’ haha). But sometimes it is just an excuse to avoid getting on that commuter train before I am good and ready!

      • hannah says:

        It’s not either the one or the other. It’s perfectly possible to be a deeply spiritual, happy, grounded person with a wide range of interests, college degree and a successful career as well as caring about what you look like. It doesn’t necessarily have to consume you. Balance is key. I don’t think that applies to Kim K however. I truly think she is an empty and vapid human being.

    • The Original G says:

      Will you be televising it, Hannah?

    • Lulu says:

      Well, I think it is an interesting idea. But really, your normal blood (I assume they remove it via the usual arm-stick routine?) wouldn’t have any special healing factors in it – those are created when your body needs healing from an illness. Like, when you cut yourself and bleed, you have created an injury and the blood is a response and has all sorts of anti inflammatory and anti-bacterials in it. But if the blood hasn’t been stimulated by the body to produce any healing factors, than it’s not doing to do anything for your skin just being placed on the skin. Our skins are quite good at keeping foreign things out, including our own blood.

      What sort of treatment do they do in addition to the blood treatment? That might be the source of the change you see.

      Not picking on you Hannah. Just offering a little bit of a reality check. 🙂

      • hannah says:

        None offence taken. I receive the treatments from a friend of mine who is a medical doctor, dermatologist to be specific, so I’m very confident about the science behind it. It’s not the blood itself that is injected back into the dermis. They use your own blood to produce platelet rich plasma, which is enriched with platelets, lymphocytes and growth factors. it’s the growth factors that make the treatment so effective. No reality check needed, but thanks.

      • Lucrezia says:

        Lulu, I thought the blood was just smeared on her face too, until I looked it up. Turns out, a vampire-facial means they actually separate out the platelets and inject them into the skin, in multiple sites (think accupuncture/tattoo needle).

        Platelets release growth-factor hormones, which are involved in the repair/regeneration of connective tissue.

        So it does make at least some medical sense. Normally I’m a total skeptic about beauty treatments (“You claim it’s ‘all natural’? So’s arsenic, I’ll pass!”) but this one has some logic behind it.

      • Lulu says:

        Oh, I see, thanks for the explanations ladies. That does make a whole lot more sense. I imagine it works much the same way as dermal rolling does, when you do it hard enough to make yourself bleed.

        Hannah, I apologize. I should have at least googled it for some information before replying.

  26. Alarmjaguar says:

    Eek, I love me some Joseph Gordon Levitt, but those weight lifting pics are not doing it for me! Boo:(

  27. aud says:

    just posting to say that i love grumpy cat

  28. Jane says:

    Dear God that is disgusting!

  29. LisaGirlAYO says:

    She actually looks fine without makeup. Definitely different, but she still has good skin.

    http://styleslum.com/kim-kardashian-with-and-without-makeup

  30. KLC says:

    And gossip sites keep giving coverage to the Kardashians. Only clicked on it to express this. They are useless in day to day life. You are the ones that give them any meaning in life. Love most of the posts, but if gossip sites stopped posting about them, they are meaningless.

  31. Eden says:

    My first thought was “what the holy f**k is that?” That is truly repulsive…..

  32. islandwalker says:

    If some brilliant cosmetics company declared that cow shit makes your skin look better, Kim would film herself slathering it on. She has no opinions or intellect of her own. Sad to be so rich and so empty. Imagine what she could do for charity if she could stop looking in the mirror.