As we found out last week, Lindsay Lohan is so cracked-out that even her johns need horse tranquilizers to get through the day. Lindsay’s on-and-off “boyfriend/friend/john” Vikram Chatwal was arrested with a pharmacy’s worth of pills, tranquilizers, cocaine, heroin and weed on his body and in his bag. No one was really surprised – Vikram is very wealthy (family money, mostly) and it’s well-known that he likes to party and that he’s got access to the hard stuff. If he didn’t have access to the hard stuff, Lindsay Lohan wouldn’t even know his name, you know? But on the heels of Vikram’s arrest, Lindsay called up TMZ and tried to convince them that she knew Vikram had a problem and she almost did an intervention with him:
Lindsay Lohan is trying to live by the adage, “Do what you know,” and she knows how to party … but apparently not well enough to save a good friend.
We’re told Lindsay tried to stage an intervention for hotel magnate/BFF Vikram Chatwal, who was arrested at the Ft. Lauderdale Airport for possession of heroin, cocaine, weed and Rx pills.
Chatwal owns the Dream Hotel in NYC, where Lindsay has frequently stayed and partied. We’re told Chatwal has comped her when she’s there.
Sources say Lindsay tried to return the favor in 2012 by surprising Vikram at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood. The plan was … when he walked in the room, a bunch of friends and family would be there to express their grave concern over his drug use and partying.
It’s unclear why … but the intervention never took place, and Vikram kept partying, right until he was busted.
Let’s get serious. Lindsay never stopped partying either.
Did you comprehend that? This is what Lindsay must have told TMZ: “I knew Vikram had a problem because he was always giving me coke and stuff and we had SO MUCH FUN but I wanted him to get clean which is why I kept doing all of the drugs he gave me but I thought about doing an intervention I had a plan OMG we were all going to be waiting for him but then I forgot.” But don’t worry about our Cracken. It’s not like Vikram is Lindsay’s only friend with drugs. She will survive, y’all.
Oh, and E! News claims LL and Avi Snow have split up. He was that dude in a band and he kept giving interviews about her because they were stunt-dating or something.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
And THIS people is how you make a april 1st joke…take note.
Ha you beat me to it, I was going to say the same thing. This girl is truly delusional!
This heroin addict never had any intentions of doing an intervention. All the cracken want was her drugs.
Well, God love her. Isn’t she just the sh*ts!
Lindsay staged an intervetion??? It’s like the Courtney Love sober-coach thing
AHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHA!!
IKR?!…that’s the last thing Crackie would stage.
Funniest part is where the intervetion was supposed to take place: Chateau Marmont!
Lindsay giving someone else a intervention thats sounds like the begining of a bad joke rite?
if Lindsey had theme music it would be “Because I Got High”
Her life is a country song.
Didn’t there used to be a reality show about Interventions? Hell she missed out on a payday here!
I’m honestly very curious as to whether she is completely delusional or she just thinks we are all that stupid?
Bs. More like he was bringing Lohan drugs and got caught. Lohan is a lying trashbag.
Yeah, and Charlie Sheen was gonna be the cosponsor of this intervention. But he got high and forgot to.
The Cracken was staging an intervention? Talk about the blind leading the blind.
I don’t know how u guys get sick of her. Girl always tops herself. When you think she can’t possibly do it anymore, she proves you wrong with a new mugshot/ hilarious story of the day. Thank god for Lindsay, making celebrity gossip hilarious since wilmer dumped her over dramatic ass.
She truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Every time I think she can’t top herself, she does.
It’s amazing!
Did anyone watch Lockdown Friday night? There was a Black man on the show who was out od probation after serving 18 of 25 years for armed robbery. He was a good dude, rehabilitated, and helping other ex-offenders.
One day, he decided to take a short cut home through railroad tracks. Allegedly, the tracks were a very popular short cut. He got off his bike and crossed the tracks. He didn’t know a cop was following him. He was arrested for trespassing and thrown back in jail. The arresting cop said it was important to lock him up for this small crime so he wouldn’t be out committing a larger crime. I believe he was released after a few months.
I thought about Lohan when I was watching this. It blows my mind that she can leave the country while violating her probation by lying to the cops, while that clearly rehabilitated brother was thrown in jail for crossing a railroad track.
I realize my comment doesn’t work with this story, but it was bothering me all weekend and couldn’t wait to share it.
Yikes; that is monumentally unfair. The poor guy.
@HouseOfBeatrix, thank you for your post, but if the man you’re talking about had been a white freckled girl with big boobs, she would have been let go with a warning and a smile! Welcome to America ya’ll.
Every day when I wake up and turn on the computer to get the latest news, I’m always expecting the headlines to read “Lindsay Lohan Dead!”
Me too.
Unless she straightens out her life right now! Lindsey Lohan will end up on the set of a pornographic movie on San Fernando Valley. I can only imagine what the title of her first feature porn movie will be; “Lilo does an*l”.
I LOVE THAT THERE ARE ONLY 20 COMMENTS FOR THIS POST AND IT’S 5:36 PM (eastern).
Could it be that people are finally sick of her? Just look at all the other posts’ numbers.
It’s the beginning of the end, folks…
@lucky I thought that too, of course, I just added this one, but usually Lilo has tons of comments but I believe she has worn out her welcome! It’s about time.