Here are some more photos from Coachella (Days 2 & 3), because you guys seem to love looking at rich people pretending to be drugged-out hippies down with all of the cool bands. While I’m sure some people genuinely go for the love of the music (and the hope of seeing Hologram Tupac again), I do think most of these celebrities just go to Coachella to be seen, to maintain their grunge cred, to look cool and to get attention, of course. So where does the High and Hung Emperor of Dongporia Alexander Skarsgard fall? I think he likes the music. I think he can afford the overpriced beer. I think he likes hanging out with his friends. Does that make him a famewhore?
More photos… here’s Solange Knowles, looking super-cute but maybe not correct for a music festival? I’m just saying, that dress is kind of short.
What are you doing there, Julianne Hough?
Here’s director Eli Roth with his girlfriend (maybe?) Lorenza Izzo. Hilariously, some of these photos were tagged “Jesse Metcalfe, Cara Santana”. HAHAHAHA.
Vanessa Hudgens is a HIPPIE! She wears tie-dye and carries absurdly oversized flowers! HIPPIE!
Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson. Tie yo’ shoes, girl.
Here’s Katy Perry wandering around in what I’m sure is a thousand-dollar Dolce & Gabbana ensemble.
Ireland Baldwin & her boyfriend Slater Trout.
Francesca Eastwood & Clint Eastwood. Yes. Clint is at Coachella!!
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
He must be the hottest guy almost everywhere he goes
Askars has a forehead like an old leyland lorry and his long narrow trunk reminds me of a ferret but he still the hottest guy there this year. Very slim pickings in my view.
There are things about his face that I don’t love (his eyes are wonderful, however, and he’s much more handsome in movement than in a still), but his body is phenomenal. For being that tall his proportions are amazing.
@veronica: I completely agree. He’s divine but not perfect. I love that about him.
Ladies, please. Clint Eastwood is there!!! Clint is the hottest guy WHEREver he is. Hands down.
Get off my lawn!
I love Eastwood, too. What a legend. He was the original “tall man” before all the other tall men that came along.
LOL… I love that Clint Eastwood was there. 🙂
Clint Eastwood at Coachella! The most credible person there all festival.
Yeah no. Haven’t forgotten about a) who he married b) His bag burning daughter and c) Talking to imaginary Obama during the elections.
None of which is important enough to erase a decades-long career acting in and directing movies, an Oscar, and a career in music which includes creating his own movie soundtracks.
+ 1
Well, actually, the hottest dude in Coachella is Clint Eastwood.
Yep!
Ahahah!!!
+1000000
My crush for him never ends
I concur!
Oh my god, Clint at Coachella!! It’s somewhat cute, right?
Solange looks like Beyonce pre-surgery LOL.
Also please, post more photos about Coachella, I’m one of the people who enjoys looking at rich celebrities playing hippies.
The Viking Dong has been going to the Coachella for years, so he’s definetly there for the music. I like him more when is low key with jeans and a simple shirt, he seems more at ease.
I totally agree about the low key thing. I think that’s what separates him from all the other celebs–they look like they’re wearing costumes.
I agree! They need to tone their inner-hippie a tad.
Outdoor music festivals are much more common in Europe, so Skarsgard probably is going there for the music. I may be blinded by my love (lust) for him, though.
I think Solange looks really fresh and pretty in that dress, although I wouldn’t recommend trying to sit down in it.
The rest of these celebs are striving for hippie-chic, but just look like they need to take a bath and brush their hair.
As for Julianne Hough, where *isn’t* she these days? I used to be a big fan when she was DWTS, but she is just everywhere, and it’s become very tiresome.
I came here for The Viking Dongfest (yes him on his own still qualifies as a Dongfest) and I’m staying for Slater Trout, what a name!
“I came for the Dongfest but stayed for the Slater Trout” – that should be some restaurants slogan for sure. Imagine what their menu would look like.
j.eyre: Brilliant!
Slater Trout restaurants owned by RedCarp. A chain of Saved by the Bell themed restaurants that DON’T sell seafood but they do stock hand knitted socks in their merchandise store.
I think we’re onto a winner.
“Slater Trout – the restaurant that leaves you satisfied on every level.”
Oh, but you should see the waiters! (hint: the uniforms are almost solely socks)
Please, please, PLEASE show some pictures of Fares Fares.!!!!!!! That man is hot, and I think that he is there with Alexander Skarsgard. Truth be told, I would rather see Fares Fares…
Did you see the pic of Alex with what appears to be Fares sitting on his neck? 🙂
This one?
http://tinyurl.com/cmhcowo
I’d say that’s the best fan pic of him ever, except for the one on Sunday morning of him leaving the hotel pool.
NO!!!! Um, please send a link, I will be forever grateful…
http://askarsswedishmeatballs.tumblr.com/post/47948999228/alexanderssskarsbrow-well-this-has-changed I feel kind of sorry for the people behind them, but not really because they actually got to see this irl 🙂
bonuspic: http://askarsswedishmeatballs.tumblr.com/post/47934174443/i-dont-know-who-the-other-dude-but-apparently
And here’s the link to the pool pic:
http://tinyurl.com/bvjeyq9
Hottest guy anywhere, and, yeah, Alex has been going to Coachella and Way Out West in Gothenburg for years. You see him pop up at concerts in LA, NYC, Sweden, Brazil, etc. a lot.
Pool pic? Pool pic. Meep! Aaaaaannnnd dead.
For all that is holy, thank you for that pool pic. Damn.
So much better than the one at Coachella two years ago with Kate Bosworth sitting on his neck!
And here’s a link to a good collection of his weekend photos, including Fares:
http://tinyurl.com/cfxjojm
OMG!!!!!!! Thank you both, you have made my day!!!!! I’ll make sure to invite you to our wedding 😛
Here, here! Love me some Fares Fares! I’ll take them both 😉
This is an excellent post because there are pictures!!! Dripping wet, Skarsgard! Thank you, universe!
Clint is an accomplished musician in his own right. And more rock’n’roll than any of these people.
You’ve got a point there, Hannah. He’s a jazz afficionado, no? Plus I read he puts together all the music for his films.
But I could do without the high waisted pants. Drop ’em a bit, Clint!
WTF is Vanessa Hudgens wearing?
I do not understand why women are wearing the booties to a festival where there’s a lot of walking and it’s in the 90’s during the daytime.
To be fair, she dresses like that all the time.
The others look like idiots. Ireland’s boyfriend creeps me out.
She dresses like that a lot, but what is up with carrying that giant flower?? Looks ridiculous.
What bothers me is Diane Kruger wearing that ridiculously short skirt and a shearling jean jacket… excuse me?!
I’d wear booties in order to avoid needles/broken glass/strange fluids.
You don’t need booties for that, something more practical weather/walking wise is fine. But then, that sort of footwear is probably not as ‘fashionable’ and boho hippie chick.
I agree, I don’t think short little booties are that bad with shorts or dresses. I like the ones the girl next to Julianne Hough is wearing (chick in the bright red dress).
I think Eli and Lorenza have definitely been dating for a long while. I like them together.
You can definitely tell who’s there for the music (Alex) and who’s there for attention (almost everyone else). If you dress like you’re in costume, it’s kind of obvious.
Alex has been going for years, so he’s there for the music. I can’t believe Clint was there!! That’s awesome!
I’m not sure how the coachella works but I’m going to guess that the celebs are serparate from the common folk???
They’re not, not even in the VIP lounges or the parties.
The celebs, especially the women, are just more obvious because they’re dressed for paps and not really very practically.
Thanks for the info 🙂
High and hung emperor of dongporia haha I like that title for him u forgot to add the viking to dongporia. I want to go to viking dongporia sounds fun.
Someone should sell tickets. 😀
Yay Solange! I don’t care that her dress is short, I’m just happy to see a female celebrity that is wearing something cute instead of dressed up in a hippy-grunge costume that is ridiculous unless it’s your normal look(the guys don’t seem to suffer from the compulsion as much)
All I could do is stare at her thighs. She’s so tiny! How can her legs be that much slimmer than her sister’s, who no doubt diets and excercises just as much, if not more, than she does?
Solange has looked really cute both days I’ve seen. She’s not trying to be a hippie and she looks like she’s staying cool. I can’t imagine walking around in heels though.
How come everyone is wearing boots untied? It’s so weird to see random fashion trends on so many people all at once like this. And that is why Coachella pics are fabulous.
Sometimes I just want to punch Vanessa Hudgens in the face. It’s not even a real sunflower. Some kid in China probably made that thing for 3 cents a day. Seriously, WTF?
The flower is very tired hard & ever sooooo annoying
She reminds me of when I was a kid and I’d try on my mom’s clothes or a princess Halloween costume and then walk around copping an attitude like I was just SO beautiful and cool.
Nope.. not real. My little girl brought one home (in a different color) from a shopping trip to a local craft store with Grandma. It looks cute in her room, but I had a hell of a time finding a spot for it!
Seriously, I can’t imagine anyone wanting to carry one around as a PROP at a music festival… LOL
Really! A real one….maybe! But this?!?!
I know some people go for the music but honestly, this whole festival is so try-hard to me (talking about the celebrities.) Every picture is eye-roll worthy, but Vanessa Hudgens seriously almost sent me into a seizure.
Alex has been going to this since he was a nobody (in America) Video proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YsSHAFNO14
99% of the TENS OF THOUSANDS of people who go are there to have fun and listen to music with their friends. Just because some try-hard celebs show up doesn’t make it any less of a great time.
Sorry Clint, you wandering around Coachella doesn’t make us forget what an ass you made of yourself with your empty chair routine :(…I used to think so much of you. And seriously, pull your pants down a bit, you’re starting to look like Erkel.
Just think of his movies, that’s what I do. I’ve never liked his politics; just think of the movies. Plus I bet someone else came up with that skit and he just did it. That helps too.
Nope, the empty chair was his idea. It was stupid, and didn’t make him look good, but Clint still gets a pass (even though IRL he’s apparently something of a douche).
See the girl in the Vanessa Hudgens shot? She’s wearing red converse and a black strapless dress. That’s how you dress for a hot sticky festival.
Every time I see Julianne Hough, I want to cut my hair like hers. I hate short hair on me, though. 🙁
And Alexander Skarsgard is only hot with the sunglasses on. He needs to look into more sleep, less partying (although I will miss the funny pictures), and an undereye concealer and/or brightener. Cause damn. He looks every single one of his 36 years around his eyes.
IDK, I think his eyebags are hot lol
AND, he’s had them since he was a kid so they don’t have much to do with sleeping/partying…
I stand corrected, although I’m sticking with sunglasses on because I’m a sucker for a good looking man in a good looking pair of sunglasses. lol
Askars’ eye bags: he has allergies. This has been stated dozens of times but it doesn’t seem to stick. He’s had eye bags literally since he was a child. Yes, he drinks a lot, but he also does way too many night shoots for True Blood, and lack of sleep or erratic sleep is hell on skin. It’s amazing to me that he looks as good as he does. I do think he genuinely does not care. This man doesn’t strike me as vain at all.
Solange looks so fresh and pretty — I love this look on her. I don’t usually like print dresses, but this one looks just right for a spring day and is perfect for her skin tone.
Askar rules on the male side, of course!
I actually think Katy Perry looks the worst in this set of pictures. She looks chunky, sunburnt and cheap in that outfit, and there is absolutely no light penetrating the black abyss that spawned her hair dye.
Basically, this is how she really looks…without all the stage lighting, the specially made outfits, spanx, tights, and other neat tricks to hide flaws and enhance the few attributes of her actually very normal and boring body.
These outfits are really laughable. See what happens when stars dress themselves? Francesca Eastwood and Alex Scarsgard look the best. Vanessa Hudgens looks the worst, and her tacky boyfriend looks bad, deep South redneck style. I literally spit out an uncontrolled laugh when I saw Vanessa.
They all look so try-hard. I bet they all ran out to buy indie/hippie appropriate shoes to try to look the part.
Yes. Yes, he is…yummy as always. Kaiser, I’m glad you are on the Viking train these days. It means more pics for me!
All of these outfits make me want to slap each one of them. Seriously even Diane Kruger looks horrible. Is that Chord Overstreet with Vanessa?
Askars have been going to festivals forever. Us Swedes have a very festival rich culture (Hultsfreds festival, Emmaboda festival, Way Out West, Arvika, Peace & Love, Sweden Rock etc.etc.) and he’s definitely there for the music.
He strikes me as being very much a fanboy: of music, sports, life, etc.
Looooooove hiiiiiiim.
They all look stupid- except Alex, Clint & Joshua, who look normal and not in Coachella Costume.
+1 right? I think now I never want to got to Coachella. The posturing and ridiculous costumes make me want to gag. Isn’t it about listening to great music and hanging with friends? Ick.
Suede fringed or chained Chanel purse? Check
Hair band circa Woodstock? Check
Floppy or Western hat? Check
Untied/unbuckled boots/booties of some variety in 80 degree weather? Check
Ill-fitting sequined top? Check
Too short shorts? Check
Lots of turquoise? Check
Too many necklaces? Check
GAH.
I’ve never been to Coachella but this is a pretty good description of how I dress all the time. LOL. Except the shorts!!!
Yikes, the outfits!!!
Vanessa Hudgens with no shoes on? Ewww—nasty.
Is it hot or cold there? Most chicks are in sleeveless/halter tops and Diane Kruger is wearing a shearling jacket!
I could put together a better outfit by diving into the drop-offs outside the Goodwill than most of these folks, who I presume took time and thought into what they’re wearing. Sheesh!
It’s a desert, 90’s during the day, cooler at night. But I still think most people didn’t dress ‘appropriately’ for either temperature.
“I could put together a better outfit by diving into the drop-offs outside the Goodwill than most of these folks”
I’m pretty sure that’s where KStew got her outfit.
All the praise to you, Solange, for looking normal instead of tryhard hippy. Vanessa Hudgens, please take a seat. Goodness.
Viking dong is a beautiful thing.
He is almost the hottest anywhere/everywhere
Not the biggest Alexander fan, but looks good here. You are so right re the clothing “choices”- geeze, how hard can it be? Yet most of these female celebs look so dumb!
OMG: Solange looks is the spit of my mother in that pic, down to the clothing. dayum….i never realised how much they look alike. they could be twins. I am going to email her this pic. she’ll be tickled pink by it.
And my mother was dressed like that throughout the sixties having fun in highschool and university. ditto the hair and shoes. She’s kept many of the clothes and they are THAT short.
Vanessa Hudgens truly looks like a moron with a pretty distinct mustache and not pretty face. It always strikes me as funny that she is an actress (?!) and also, that she dresses in a way that draws so much attention.
Wait a minute..I LOVE Alex BUT if Clint was at Coachella, it goes without saying that Clint is/was the hottest guy at Coachella.
About Vanessa, when Selena Gomez was asked to describe her spring breakers costars she described hudgens as ‘beautifully spiritual’.
LOL!!
Alex or Clint? Hmmm. Tough choice… So I’ll go with Joshua Jackson 😉
I read that as hottest douche at Coachella.
Still love me some Joshua Jackson though!
OMG Clint. I love his look here, its just cracking me up. Especially after you see what everyone else is wearing.
After going to Coachella last year, I’m fairly convinced the celebs wander the polo fields long enough to get their pics taken then peace out. Our crew didn’t see a single one. Granted we weren’t looking, but still.
Can people please take note that Katy Perry is wearing a look from the “racist” Dolce and Gabbana spring 2013 line? The line that apparently is being boycotted by stylists because of the controversy. Even celebrities like Azealia Banks vocalized their own disgust with the line… And there she is! Wearing the bloody outfit! This person is a joke. She has been sexist, homophobic and now, racist. It might sound harsh, but I believe there’s no excuse…
Oh please, stop with the Thought Crime/Group Think terminology.
I’m just saying, I think that going after the length of Solange’s dress at a COACHELLA FASHION post is kind of nonsensical. I mean, have you seen what some of those other people were wearing? There are girls walking around in bikinis. If ever there’s a time to wear ass-bearing fashion, Coachella is it.
Well I just came back from coachella and I also wore combat boots or booties because I didn’t want my feet to be stepped on and to avoid stepping in stuff. I could have worn my converse, but since they are canvas, if someone spilled their drink then my feet would be wet for awhile. Also, my boots weren’t uncomfortable at all and even though it was hot, it really didn’t feel any different from my converse. A lot of people do wear sandals and some forgo shoes altogether, but all I could think of whenever I see them,mis how dirty their feet must be at the end of the day.
As for Diane Kruger’s jacket, well it does get cold at night and the festival doesn’t end until 12 or 1 am, so a lot of people bring jackets. It might seem a little strange to people to see festival goers wearing short shorts or a short skirt with a thick jacket, but it happens. Bringing a jacket is a lot easier than bringing a pair of pants to change into, cause really where are you gonna change – the porta potty? Also, that could have been a picture of Diane from Day 3, when it got cold real fast. It was super windy and there were sand and dirt everywhere. The sandstorm – seriously it was like the dust bowl or mad max – made everyone cover up.
I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens was carrying a gigantic sunflower. Perhaps she was being try hard or perhaps she just wanted an easy marker for her friends to spot her. A lot of people carry giant markers so that their friends could spot them – cause cell service is spotty and between all the stages, you do get separated from friends.
Thanks for the boot info. I like boots but I don’t think I could wear them all day in that heat, my feet get hot quickly.
Some people wore no shoes at all? Ick.
I understand bringing along something long sleeved to wear as it gets dark, since the temp drops quickly (that I remember from my time in Arizona)
But to me, so many of the celebrities don’t care about practicality, it’s all about being papped.
Good God these people, minus Alex of course, are total idiots. Do any of these celebs realize how ridiculous they look? They all look alike and they’re all trying way too hard to look boho hip. Yikes, it’s entertaining to look at just to laugh at them all but I would really love to see some real people.
Coachella used to be a real music festival where you could hear new bands and great bands. Now, the celebs (and most of them are not A listers to boot) and corporations have taken over. So over the whole thing!
Celebitchy, thank you for your abundance of Mr. Skarsgard posts. I haven’t had a “celebrity” crush since Nick Carter in the late 90’s. Alexander is the embodiment of my perfect guy (physically speaking). Again, thank you.:)
If I had a dollar for every chick in cut off jean shorts at coachella I’d be a wealthy woman!
Yeeeah. The Daisy Dukes fad has got to go. And anyone pairing the Daisy Dukes with rehashed ’80s fad granny booties needs to be cuffed, fingerprinted, and locked down in FASHION JAIL. It’s a douchey look. Stop it.
Cracks me up how these stars, usually dressed in couture, are all posing as uber hippies for Coachella. Right after they have their drivers chauffeur them in their Mercedes back to their $5 million homes. LOL! And what in the world is Katy Perry wearing? That girl can not dress for the life of her.
I know I’m not the only one who thinks that there is something just so budget with Julianne Hough….I don’t know what it is, but I get that feeling everytime I look at her.
I know Alex is a huge music fan…my theory on why he was with the Boz so long was because for half the time he was gone….factor in trips to Sweden w/out her to see his family, work/True Blood filming, and going to music festivals all over, I’m wondering how much time they actually spent together as a couple, besides the token premieres and parties.
I don’t get why people need to dress so crazy to go to Coachella..i’d be like Alex…jeans and a tshirt, with maybe a nice jacket/sweatshirt in case it gets cold. Dressing up for me would be to wear a sundress.
Actually she was with him for at least 2 of those Sweden trips. It seems they did have a real relationship…to some degree…for some time. I can’t imagine him taking her home to Sweden twice just because he felt bad for her. Seems they were the real thing but he’s also admitted he’s had troublesome relationships. He doesn’t seem to choose well…or stays in longer than he should. Anyway, it’s over. Hope he does better next time.
What I mean is it doesn’t really seem like they were actually physically together for a lot of the time….maybe I’m wrong. He should date some more “regular” people….he’d be the perfect celebrity for someone nonfamous….you wouldn’t have to go to premieres with him, very rarely would you have to deal w/ the paps, and you would get to go to Sweden and drink beer with his grandma(who reminds me of my great grandma who lived to be 98 years old…who was quite the party animal in her day…having NINE kids between all of that…she drank a bottle of Budweiser a night until she died).
I may talk a lot about crushing on tons of celebrities, but dating one would be so harsh..i don’t think I could ever do it. Millions of people critiquing your looks, batshit crazy fans…think of Cumby or Hiddleston dating a regular girl…there will be blood (love pta)
I agree with you, but he never has and he likely never will. He just doesn’t seem to be interested in normal people. Everybody he’s friends with and dates is somehow or other connected to the business. Maybe he doesn’t trust regular folks and feels that other people in the arts understand each other better. I don’t know. But I think almost any celeb would have a greater shot at happiness with a normal person.
Clint will always be hotter than any of those other dudes, and cooler.
Is Alexander Skarsgard the only one who goes about dressed the way he always dresses? I like how all these celebs turn into granola grungy looking hippies for two days!
I think my favorite to watch every year is Vanessa Hudgens. Such a try hard!
Oh and Solange was definitely the best dressed woman there.
Beyonce’s sister Solange looks natural and unpretencious.