GOOD GOD. Is Don Cheadle really packing that? Bless him. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Diane Kruger is the new crazy-beautiful face of Chanel Skincare. [Yeeeah]
Kanye West will return to America. Next month. To perform on SNL. Not to visit his baby-mama. Oh, Kanye. [Bossip]
Kat Von D wore a really fug sweater. [ICYDK]
BJ Novak got a two-book deal worth $1 million. What the what? [Evil Beet]
This story of a student standing up to her principal is the best thing. [Jezebel]
The wax figures of One Direction are a pretty decent likeness. [Bitten & Bound]
Gretchen Rossi proposed to Slade Smiley. [CDAN]
What was it like to diet in the 1960s? [Starcasm]
Candice Swanepoel has a boyfriend. And no bra. [Popoholic]
TOWIE’s Mark Wright in tighty-whities. [OMG Blog]
Did you hear about the Family Guy-Boston Marathon thing? [PopBytes]
Is Rihanna canceling concerts because she’s pregnant?! [Wonderwall]
Kate Upton got another movie role? [Limelife]
Is this woman’s name seriously “Lacey Banghard”? [Hollywood Rag]
Michael Buble has a new album. I need to get it for my mom. [The Loop]
“We need to have a conversation about what Don Cheadle is packing”
LOL! Kaiser, you’re such an unapologetic size queen.
If by “queen,” you mean “wh@re,” then I wholeheartedly agree (and mean that as a compliment).
Also: MAN ALIVE! Now I understand why I always had a little crush on him.
*Clutches pearls* Dong Cheadle, i hardly knew thee!!!
And now we know alllllllllllll of him.
I literally gasped when I saw the first picture. Gimme some of that!
A black man with a big a** D**k. Yass, but no story here.
Right!? Why is that shocking folks?
Not all black men are packing. I know from personal experience O_o
Am I the only one who sees it as SQUARE? It looks like his key fob is down in the corner of his pants pocket. I can see the seam at the bottom of the pocket. And nothing is linking this lump to his crotch.
John Hamm, you’ve got some competition.
Yes yes yes! lmfao.
That definitely doesn’t look like a dong to me. It looks like he has something in his pocket. Especially since you can only see it once you get to the thigh.
^
Agreed. Firstly, it’s square. Second, it’s not connected to his crotch. Third, you can see the bottom seam of the pant pocket.
All I can say is, I don’t need my liver position adjusted, thank you
Hahahahaha love it. I have to say my liver needs a good re-adjustment. I’ll take Jon Hamm’s over this one though.
HammLog u have some competition, meet ur arch nemesis The CheadleConda o.O
LOL!! The CheadleConda! I just choked on my afternoon tea!
Terrific actor too of cours.. what was I talking about? 😉
@KaraAngela your comment is priceless!
Perfect ten of comments.
AWESOME!
GREAT NAME 4 OUR NEW RULER THAT HAS *ahem* RISEN!!! 😉
By the way, I love Don Cheadle’s voice
Oh Lord, just another reason to love him.
I giggled at the title of this post. And then had to play it off when my co-workers asked what was so funny. Awkward.
Heh. Yesterday, I began citing a CB in class, before realizing that I was doing.
Don, you saucy minx, you.
OMG
RE: Rhianna
There was a blind item that she was the popular guess for. About a superstar that had OD’d. I could see this before I could see her pregnant. I know you can only put so much stock in blind items, so time will tell. The girl has been partying pretty hard, plus with the tour, things might be catching up on her.
I read that too and was thinking the same thing. I would believe she OD before I would believe that she was pregnant.
Ooooh, Love the lining of his suit jacket.
Girl that would blow out my cervix!
HAMM DOWN…HAMM DOWN!!!
DONG *ahem*…I MEAN ‘DON’ SHOTS FIRED!!!
OH MY GAAAAAAWWWWWWDDD!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
😆 😯 😆 😯 😆 😛 😆 😯
*frantically fanning forehead*
WHEW C-H-I-L’…CONGRATS TO MRS. CHEADLE! 😉
Lmao – long live the Dong Cheadle! 😉
Seems to be living pretty ‘long’ already xD
I do like Diane, but she’s quite plain looking and an average actress at best.
I never knew Don.
His performance in Hotel Rwanda is criminally underrated.
He has been on my radar for a long time, he is suuuuuch a great actor! Give him an Oscar already! I have been a fan since I was a kid, watching him on Picket Fences.
He was one of the best parts of picket fences and he was absolutely brillant in hotel rwanda!
He was also excellent in A Lesson Before Dying, a HBO-made movie that came out years ago, based on the fiction novel by the same name. He carried that entire film and his performance nearly brought me to tears.
He’s a terrific actor. And from what I’ve been made privy to, a real gem of a guy, to boot.
He doesn’t kowtow to Hollywood and whore himself out to the masses (the nature of this blog post is a testament to that, in fact — there seems to never be anything remotely gossipy about him in the tab rags, so something arbitrary has to be pointed out, as light-humored as it’s intended to be), and he’s still managed to carve out a very respectable career, especially as an actor of color.
He’s certainly got my respect.
God bless you, Kaiser, for that headline.
I like Kat Von D’s sweater, but would prefer it in red or electric blue.
Kaiser is so poetic, love it.
I suddenly have a major crush on Mr Cheadle.
His wife is one hell of a lucky woman… LOL
Don’t be getting too excited. He does have something in his pocket but I don’t believe its dong. Seriously, check the third photo
Umm…we’re not talking about that side.
To me, the side to our left looks like coins in his pocket and to the right, it looks like he has his hand in his pocket. The jacket being open obscures his arm so it’s hard to tell.
No matter, he’s an amazing actor and I love him anyway. <3
Shhhh. Don’t ruin our collective fantasy!
It’s got to be a gun in his pocket. Got to be.
😆
My mind says YES!
Sadly…
My cervix says HELL NO!
LOL me too— I know its gotta hurt but that doesn’t mean I cant pretend it would be great… 😛 in theory…
What’s the excitement about? Looks more like he has stuff in his pocket like a phone or something.
It looks more like he has something in his pocket, like a role of mentos or something like it.
Good lord. That is impressive. It kinda looks a little skinny though?
lengthwise, does the cheadledong own the hammdong? I think it’s slighty longer than jon hamm’s
I heart him, big dong or no. He is amazing in everything he is in.
The Hamm dong And Fassy have some competition! Now throw Liam Neeson in there and I can die happy!!!
Bj Novak deserves his book deal. He’s been consistently working for years and is the producer of a few shows. Plus hes like mindy kalings best friend and helps her out on her show. The fact he’s such good friends with mindy is such a plus one for me. They’re super cute. Whereas other writers cough* Dunham *cough*, I don’t really think do. But obviously theyre being marketed to completely different demographics and markebility matters. So whatever.
Yummy!
Oh my. How YOU doin’?
I really hope it’s not sunglasses or a roll of sweet-tarts (granted I would readily accept both at the same time) x3
Ahh, yes, the Cheadle. Nice.
Not really surprised — this explains his unflappable confidence and presence as an actor. Cheadle on!
God. I’m half in love with this man. Charming and profound already, this just reinforces it.