Gwyneth Paltrow shows off her Goop in Antonio Berardi: tacky, dated or stunning?

This was my thought process as I began to look through these photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at last night’s LA premiere of Iron Man 3… “… Black & white…? OK, Goop. Colors are for peasants… Oh, her dress is full-length. I guess she wanted everyone to know she’s THE STAR by wearing a proper gown… Yay, sleeves!….this isn’t so ba-OMG GOOP BUTT.”

Right? It sort of hits you all of a sudden that Gwyneth is literally showing us her Goop Butt. The dress is Antonio Berardi Fall 2013. I’m guessing the designer would have lined the thing, but Gwyneth was all “I’ll wear this straight off the runway and show everyone my Goop Butt and Goop Biscuit.” I hope the dress has some built-in panties (??) because if it doesn’t, Gwyneth was flashing her bits and pieces all night.

So, overall, what do you think of the dress? Even though I’m looking at Goop Butt, I kind of don’t hate it. This is one of Gwyneth’s strengths as a celebrity: she dares to wear interesting clothes and she’s not afraid of wearing controversial gowns. Sometimes it works out for her, sometimes it doesn’t, but I like her style boldness. My biggest problem with this whole ensemble isn’t the Goop Butt, it’s the terrible shoes!!! Those things look cheap and stripper-tastic. And of course, I’m sick of her flat-ironing and center-part. This whole look feels very ‘90s, right?

PS… Two different earrings!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Marianne says:

    The dress is a whole mess. Not including the tacky sheer panel. Overall, its just one big design mess.

  2. Manchurian Global says:

    For some reason this dress says “Look at me, I’ll be on the market soon”. Just my two cents.

  3. the original bellaluna says:

    That dress does NOT look good.

  4. I have a picture of gwyneth in a bathing suit from behind. She does not have a butt of a 22 year old. More like a 45 year old. check it out on twitter: @evelyn_apricots

  5. Loulou says:

    Its boudoir wear, what you find louche women on the Riviera wearing at home to entertain in private equally louche men. What is she doing? Is it true bipolar people tend to be exhibitionists? It’s such a contrarian outfit on a sexless woman.

  6. shueler says:

    She looks insecure and desperate in this dress. It’s fugly.

  7. Ally8 says:

    I had to “re-tweet” this from another blog:

    Horrible. Looks like an enormous panty liner is stuck to her dress.

  8. magster says:

    I’m sorry, but remind me why she was chosen “most beautiful woman” by People Magazine? Oh yes, because as I read somewhere, she gave People dibs on her upcoming divorce. Isn’t she already talking openly about troubles in her marriage? UGH…never could stand her.

  9. Nan says:

    Love that she made the choice to wear f*u dress instead of something safe and cookbooky. She has what it takes and I’m glad she is not holding her back. :)

  10. Gossip Garl says:

    She’s really desperate, uhu?

  11. Janey says:

    Look at me Look at me look at me, attention seeking and desperate