The Britney Spears Rehab Forecast

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Britney Spears does so many clearly stupid and white trash things every week, it’s hardly even news anymore. Another week, another drunken scene for the mother of two.

Extra reports yet another trashy Britney night on the town. In this version, she got shitfaced, switched outfits with a club dancer and had to be carried out of the club.

I am taking predictions for how long you think it will take before Britney bottoms out and finally goes to Rehab. In my trashy opinion, she should already be checked in to some “Shady Acres” treatment center of her choice. But she just keeps going.

My prediction for Brit’s rehab is 150 days or about 4 months from now. What do you guys think? Her antics are so predictable, it’s a given that she’ll do something stupid nearly every week. It’s not a matter of if she checks in somewhere…but when she checks in.

Step up and give me your best guess.

Picture of Britney from the Extra website.

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8 Responses to “The Britney Spears Rehab Forecast”

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  1. m.a. says:

    I predict 1 to 3 months, because rehab seems to be all the rage, right now, in Hollyweird, and who knows how long the fad-hungry attention spans of these celebs will last. She better get right on it, if she wants to fit in with all the other “cool” stars, like lindsey hohan.

  2. Toubrouk says:

    I go for “More than 6 Months”.

    We all know that Brittney listen to no one…

  3. Randi says:

    I say 3 to 6 – if the divorce is still being finalized she may have to in order to retain custody.

  4. frewtloop says:

    I say more than six months also. She’s like Homer Simpson – doh, doh, doh, etc

  5. Missme says:

    ANS didn’t listen either! I personally believe that if she faints again, she may not wake back up.

  6. la te da says:

    She’ll either be next on the rehab trend or next on the untimely death trend. Guess that’s up to her.

  7. Y says:

    you are nice to give her 4 months…lol

  8. Anonymous says:

    She is to stupid to go into rehab. Someone is going to have to force her to go. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.