You know I really don’t watch and/or care about the Real Housewives for the most part. I make an exception for Brandi Glanville, but I was writing about Brandi before she became a Real Housewife. But for whatever reason, I kind of love covering Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak. Kim is straight-up cray. She wears cheap wigs, lies about having cancer, lies about her age, has babies with married men and that’s just stuff that I came up with off of the top of my head. Kim is also the mother of four – two daughters by her “previous relationship” and two sons, KJ and Kash Kade, by her current husband Kroy Biermann. Well, Kim is knocked up again!! For the third time in like three years.
Kim Zolciak, 35, won’t be tardy for lamaze class any time soon — she’s already pregnant again! Just nine months after welcoming baby Kash Kade, the Bravo reality star is expecting her fifth child, and her third with Atlanta Falcons hubby Kroy Biermann!
Kim showed off her growing baby bump in a teeny white bikini on a trip to Destin, Fla. over Memorial Day weekend, according InTouch magazine, who also published photos of her pregnant bod.
“She’s pregnant. She’s been trying to keeping it quiet — she didn’t realize she’s showing as much as she is,” a friend tells the magazine. But even though Kim is already a mother of four – Brielle, 16, Ariana, 11, KJ, and Kash Kade, 9 months — she and her NFL star husband are happy to welcome another baby!
“Kim and Kroy are so excited to be pregnant again. They didn’t plan it, but they are thrilled,” another friend tells the magazine.
And while Kim already has two daughters from two previous relationships, she wants to break the pattern of having only boys with her husband of more than a year.
“She’s hoping for a girl,” a friend tells InTouch.
However, Kim told the magazine previously that she didn’t want a “K” name if she had another girl.
“If Kroy had his way, I’d be pregnant all the time,” she said in a previous interview. “He loves my curves. He thinks I’m sexy when I’m pregnant.”
Yeah. She’s probably knocked up again. Well, she’s pretty good at having babies, and some people have even described her as a decent mother, so maybe this is all good news. Congrats to Kim and Kroy. And please don’t give your next child a “K” name. Enough.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.
attn ladies- apparently there has been a direct link made between lycra/satin blends and gold plated jewelry to pregnancy. kim, gurl. get a chin strap fo yo wig and quit treating your V like a clown car.
*so so dead*
LMAO!!!
“chinstrap for your wig”. oh my god that is amazing…
ha ha, awesome
The wig chin strap comment was good, but I got a funny visual from “treating your V like a clown car”. Thanks for the laugh! 🙂
Her wig certainly looks pregnant!!
I dont think she had a baby with a married man. She was sleeping with one, but that’s it.
I watch her shows unfortunately-she’s verges on awful but she knows it. Kroy, on the other hand, is just the nicest down to earth dude. They genuinely seem to like each other, and he is a really good stepdad, from what I can tell on the show. She can’t suck that bad if she landed such a nice guy as Kroy. I suspect off camera she’s much better.
That’s what I think too – she must have redeeming factors if a guy as nice as Kroy likes having her around.
She was married before, and one of her daughters is from that relationship. The other one I’m not sure about. Neither daughter is from her relationship WITH the married man. So confusing. So she has four (five?) kids now from three different men.
5 children from 3 different men… There is a word for women like her!
Agree. She’s loud and tacky, but that seems to be her biggest offense. Kroy is a doll and hot to boot. She’s a lucky girl.
Truly hideous woman. I know she loves her kids, however isn’t a “good” mother, someone who sets a good example?
Ugh…Kim’s so f*cking gross! I feel so bad for her kids.
Pregnant by a married man? I thought she was married to the father of her eldest girls? And had the other two with the current husband? Do the first two have different fathers?
I do know that the father of one or both of her daughters is a convicted sex offender, according to Kim.
I’m showing my Bravoholicness here…
The older girls do have different fathers, I think they just found that out when Kim’s parents sold the story to a tab… creepy.
When you see how awful her family is, you can kind of get it. She’s a weirdo, but she and Kroy seem to have a very normal, loving marriage. I think she’s a loudmouth but harmless.
Thanks for the clarification. Why were her parents removed from her wedding and what became of their fight for visitation (to only see the granddaughters)? Also, it was so weird how kim just casually mentioned that one of the girls fathers was a sex offender. Which one? And is he allowed to see the daughter? That really creeped me out.
As you can tell, I follow her story too 😉
The wedding thing was weird, too… IIRC, her mom kind of made everything about her. Kim was shown trying to schedule different times for Kroy’s family & her mom to be together for events and her mom wouldn’t show & was an all around PITA. Then at the wedding she kept taking people inside the house and got combative. I kind of get the feeling her mother has some substance abuse issues.
I know less about the dad situation, but always thhought that she was married briefly to that guy and then he didn’t really see the girls after that. I think she found out afterwards that he had abused a family friend or something… or I could totally be making that up, lol! It all gets a bit convoluted doesn’t it?
Kim is an attention whore, so the wedding was filmed (and one assumes partially paid for) by Bravo. The guests were supposed to stay outside and use the porta-potties but her mother insisted on using Kim’s bathroom. You can hear her and her sister talking shit about Kim while they’re sneaking around the house. Kim flipped out and had her removed from the wedding. It was a bit much, but the mother does seem kind of nuts, so Kim at least comes by it naturally.
I stopped watching after the wedding because even though her husband seems like a nice guy, he is not terribly bright. Kim curses like a sailor and smokes like a chimney and is not very entertaining to watch. I used to love her with Nene, they were a hoot together. I think very few of the RH are actually capable of carrying a show on their own. It’s the ensemble that makes it interesting (because most of them are not particularly interesting).
i believe her daughters have different fathers. i don’t know if she was married to each of them. but i don’t remember ever hearing that she had children with married men (she just had relationships with married men).
@gogo, interesting. I think @gigi has a point about the mom having substance abuse problems. She looks meth-y in the face and acts shady. Although one would think Kim would waive the outdoor potty rule for her mom and sis. Do you think the crew played the audio of the trash talking in order to encourage drama in hopes of starting a fight at the wedding?
Kash Kade. Awesome name. @@
For a Kardashian.
Like a drunken slob trying to say “Cascade?”
ha ha!!!
Wow, I think it’s awesome if she is pregnant. She does seem to be a good mom — not what normally comes to mind when you think of a “good mom”, but a good mom nonetheless.
Gosh, I sort of love this hot mess. At this point Kim’s vag is like a hillbilly clown car.
But in all honest, congrats to them. Babies are happening all over CB today. I better check that I’m not pregnant too.
lol I am not surprised. Now we will get to hear about Kim complaining about raising her 5 kids being tired all the time, getting stressed, yet she has nannies to help her out. ahah.
She looks like a man, but keeps proving otherwise to me.
Kash Kade??? Is that the truth????
She is really difficult to look at plus you can tell that she thinks she is God’s gift to beauty. Wow she is unattractive.
She’s so much better looking without those horrendous wigs and the clown make up. I wish she would see that all of that just makes her look old.
Ugh she’s reminding me of an 80s actress in that top pic. She was on Dynasty or Dallas or something. HELP!
Larry Hagman?
HA! So close. Ugh I can see the woman in my mind. It’s not Linda whatserface from Dynasty. But another blonde who was big then.
ahahaha!
Knots Landing (Donna Mills) or Dallas (Joan Van Ark)
I see Van Ark there but the similarity ends with physical appearance. JVA is awesome.
Joan Van Ark! That was gonna drive me CRAZY! Yes she’s giving me some JVA realness in that top pic.
She’s kind of got Heather Locklear hair from that era?
Um…35? (cough)
But yeah to most of the comments- she’s ridiculous, but she seems to be close with her daughters (teenager/preteen) and clearly they enjoy having babies around. Based on the show, Kroy is a really nice guy and they seem to be quite happy together.
Compared to a lot of reality tv people, she’s not ACTUALLY that bad.
I know! 35?! I’m 33 and suddenly feel I look great for my age!! Thanks Cray Kim!!
Right?! I’m shocked she can still manage to have babies. 35 she ain’t.
I call BS on the “not planned” pregnancy. It’s all she and Kroy talk about.
Looks like we will have another batch of high coverage pregnancies: this week Jennifer love Hewitt, Kate Winslet and Kim Z all announced. You know the first and last will court the press. Thus baby madness will continue forever.
Get that NFL money, Kim!
The dumber they are, the faster they breed.
no way she is 35! try 45
Well, she probably wouldn’t be having babies every year with such minimal effort if she was 45…
I give her credit. She pops those babies out and seems to not mind pregnancy at all. The thought of getting pregnant again after two close together would send me over the edge, but it’s nothing to her. What Kroy sees in her I will never get, but he loves her and he is really good to those two girls and really acts a father figure to them, which impresses me as he’s only 26.
i think kim is a pretty good mom– she really seems to care about her children and want to protect them (despite being on a reality show). i think kroy is fantastic. i believe he is going through (or has completed) the process of adopting the two girls as neither of their fathers are in the picture. he might not be the brightest crayon in the box, but he is obviously full of love for the girls. i think it’s pretty wonderful, especially given that he is 26.
I fully cosign about Kroy. and Kim, to her credit, has really allowed him to co-parent and knows that she needs to afford him the respect a parent deserves, which means compromising on some stuff as a mother if she would have done something different when she was a single mom. I know she is trashy and he’s a bit dim, but they are both good parents. I can’t throw any shade on them about that.
This brood andthe kardasians is why I’ll never give my future kids names starting with a K
Sorry but a good mom doesn’t sleep with men that are married and let that married man support you and your kids.
Let’s see how Kim will feel right now if Troy had some girl on the side and paying for her upkeep.
I think your anger should be directed at the married man not the single woman. Who knows what he said to Kim about the state of his marriage. He took her on vacations and they were a known couple so i’m assuming him and his wife were separated? I can’t say I wouldn’t accept the good life being offered to me if I was a single mother with 2 girls to raise.
Married is married if your a single woman you can date a single guy you don’t hook up with a married man.
He didn’t respect his vows and neither did Kim who married her “rich husband, since she didn’t respect those vows back then I doubt she will do it now.
Plus if your a single mom make your own bank instead of relying on another be it your married lover or the government.
The universe is strange, I know a good number of friends and family who had health issues or their fertility declined young. It’s weird who can be ridiculously fertile and who just genetically isn’t! Life is luck the draw.
I know someone who went through invitro in their mid 30’s, but conceived naturally at 42. Some things can’t be explained.
In my opinion Kroy is a fool!!
Lying about cancer, babies with married men- yeah, sounds like a great candidate to have all these kids.
35 in what type of counting system? i would need to see the original birth certificate to buy that.
At least she picked a man who loves those kids. It’s obvious on camera just how much love he has for those girls.
She looks a whole lot happier now than when I watched some of that show a few years ago. She was supported by a rich married guy who never appeared on camera. I really felt sorry for her and her daughters, who were obviously embarrassed by her (more than kids usually are…). One awful episode showed her panicking over her child’s birthday party that wasn’t going exactly as planned. She spent huge gobs of money on it, thousands of dollars. The birthday girl looked unhappy and unimpressed. She was just trying too hard all the time. Maybe she’s found a real partner and everything has settled down for her.
I don’t think she really lied about having cancer. Her story was garbled, but I got the feeling that she’d had a cancer scare, maybe self-induced when she started losing hair for some reason. Poor nutrition, illness, and/or and stress can do that. She was explaining why she wore wigs. She might really believe she “had cancer”. I don’t think she’s very smart or has much education, but she never struck me as mean. She just seemed forever struggling.
She might actually not be lying about her age, I also got the impression that she had a hard life before. That can make people seem much older than they are. She claimed to be a nurse at one point. I suppose she might have worked as a practical nurse (the training takes less time) or just worked in a care setting with no training more likely. More likely she had a sadder job for a while, maybe as a stripper or prostitute. She really was acting as a prostitute in the show, supported by “Big Poppa” (I think that’s what they called him). It was really sad, glad she’s found a real relationship and mate.
I really love them together, I can’t help it.