In the best move since the Sound of Music … and as a way of finally making up for Anschluss and Schwarzenegger … Austrians got together and did we what we all know needed doing. They Started chucking trash at Paris Hilton. Just publicly heaving garbage at her. Sure its coals to Newcastle but garbage delivery has never tasted so sweet.
Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her. Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick. Hilton later dismissed the incident as “no big deal” and said she loved her fans.
Of course this is the gig she took with the old Austrian dude who wanted her to sign autographs so he could make back some of his fee. Remind me why shes not classified as a prostitute … not that there’s anything wrong with prostitution .. the EU should legalize it and standardize it across the board. Then Paris could flee over the mountains to Switzerland and hook on the non-EU streets of Geneva.
Proving once again she is America’s worst ambassador and an embarrassment to whatever foul high school she crawled through she held forth on the charms of Western Classical music.
Taking questions from some 100 reporters earlier, Hilton said she “loved” classical music and that she grew up listening to it. “As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night.”
Back when she used to sleep nights.
Pictures of Paris at the Vienna Opera Ball from Gossip Rocks.
Update by Celebitchy: Thanks to IDLYITW for this video of the incident. It’s not as dramatic as I was hoping, from what I can see the only thing someone chucked at Paris was a tampon, but she does look upset when they usher her out afterwards.