K-Fed and the kids visit Britney in rehab; more wild stories of her past


Britney Spears is still in that spa-quality overpriced celebrity rehab three and a half record-setting days later. She has just 27 – 42 days to go, depending on how long the program takes for her.

K-Fed was said to have visited her on Friday without the kids, and his friends say “he’s so stressed out” but I’m sure he’s making the whoop-whoop sound with his fist circling in the air once he’s behind closed doors. The divorce seems like it’s going to go a lot easier for him now that Britney is proving what a shit parent she is. Mo kids mo money for K-Fed.

According to People Magazine, Federline paid another visit to bald Britney on Saturday night, bringing their two kids along this time. US Weekly said it was just Britney’s mom who visited her with the children on Saturday, staying two hours.

90 plus days sober Daniel Baldwin said he “ran into” Britney in Malibu, probably at a meeting in rehab and that she’s “doing great,” but is “a little fearful.” He said that it takes a lot of effort to stay wasted all the time and that if she just focuses that work on her sobriety she can make it.

Meanwhile Britney’s first ex husband Jason Alexander gave yet another tell-all interview to Britain’s Mirror. He said he did some heavy drugs with her in the days right before their quickie Vegas marriage. She passed out at one point and when he put her in the shower to wake up she slipped and hit her head. From his story, it sounds like she overdosed and should have been taken to the hospital.

He said “We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest. Britney stayed up three days straight over New Year. I couldn’t keep up. She definitely had a problem with drugs when we were together – and that was three years ago. She has got herself in a cycle which is hard to break.”

He also told a story about how she was having lesbian sex with one of her backup dancers and he joined in. Alexander claims she would regularly get it on with her male and female backup dancers.

After all that drug use, sex and debauchery in their Vegas hotel suite Britney proposed to him and he accepted. Her family convinced her to annul the marriage, though, and he’s rarely seen her since.

Alexander said he’s worried she’ll end up like Anna Nicole. At least Britney’s family is pulling for her, which is more than Anna had. Anna and Britney seem to have about the same number of exes willing to talk shit about them to the gossip rags in exchange for some cash, though.

Here’s Britney’s ex, Jason Alexander, looking really high. Pictures from BreatheHeavy.com.

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  1. Girlygrrl says:

    Worried?! Apparently not enough to keep him from running to the press with and cashing in on the whole circus that is Britney, is he?

  2. Carol says:

    Heh, he does look like Mr Bean.

    It’s no wonder she’s where she is, everyone who supposedly cares about her has turned on her. I’ve never been a fan but I’m starting to feel sorry for her.

  3. DogRunner says:

    He seems like the kind of guy who will steal your drugs and then help you look for them.

    Where did they dig him up from anyway?

  4. Viv says:

    Hahaha! The whoop whoop with the fist was great!

  5. Alex says:

    wow, reading this made me realize how refreshing it was to have the Oscars to focus on for a few hours instead of the constant din of Brit, Brit, Brit with a giant helping of ANS thrown in.

  6. miss luigi says:

    Guys! Don’t compare this retard to Rowan Atkinson! >:(

  7. okay.... says:

    I think a valid question would be, why does Britney continually surround herself with these worthless POS men? I hope they can figure this out during her therapy sessions……

  8. xiaoecho says:

    At least she’s wearing Chanel. Straightening up is helping her already.

  9. Jeane says:

    “He also told a story about how she was having lesbian sex with one of her backup dancers and he joined in.”

    Yeah right.

    What an ass.

  10. Anonymous says:

    i would never want to be a celebrity .they are used by supposed loved ones and stalked by the papparazzi.maybe brits hair was so bad from all the extensions ,heard it was being pulled out by them.maybe it will grow back thick and luxurious.i feel soooooo sorry for her.