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Paris Might Go to Jail: Let’s Hope
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Haha! Sucked in you dumb bitch!
Of course she’ll probably buy her way out of a jail sentence, or end up doing community service or something – but I can still dream.
she and nicole richie could share a cell. yeah right. i’d bet my bottom dollar (euro) that paris just gets a stern lecture from the judge. and as far as miss richie… i have doubts that she’ll ever have the oppertunity to be shived in prison either
I HATE people that only ever think of themselves. Speeding with your lights off? Stupid egomaniacal woman. One of these days some unknown single mother of three will die due to Paris’ recklessness, and she won’t even notice.
Look at her tan when she got arrested. I know she’s always a little orange, but that has gone creepily too far. She needs to go to jail to give her skin a break.
Maybe they can do a – Simple Life 5 from jail or rehab with Paris and Nicole.
The worst thing is, I believe she will get out of all this scott-free due to one high-paid top-notch lawyer.
But, yeah, some jail would be good.
Her tan looks so bad!!! LOL.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Paris and Nicole had planned this entire thing as a giant publicty scam for their ‘reality’ show. Because clearly the will-she-won’t-she gain/lose weight sideshow was getting old, and with Britney shaving her head and bouncing in and out of rehab actually going to jail is going to be the only next thing anyone cares about.
HaHa !
I love it. All your comments make me smile. : )
I whole-heartedly agree with them all.
dude, it’s magda. Thats hilarious.
I was really enjoying the hiatus from Poxy Heirhead but that story almost makes it worthwhile being confronted with that nightmarish orange mug.
Everybody knows that anyone with alot of money will either:
1)Buy off the judge and do some community service.
OR
2) Go to a “country club” jail for the rich. Complete with tennis courts, hot tubs, and salon similar to the “hard” rehab that Britney Spears is doing.
CHECK OUT JOANRIVERS.COM HER BLOG IS SO FUNNY I WET MYSELF!
It would be so nice if this racist B!t-ch got locked up! Now that would be a ‘Simple Life’ episode to see. OMFG!!!
Can’t wait to see her “go away”. She’s not that attractive. She’s so fake, I just wanna hose her down and say, “See everybody, THIS is what she REALLY looks like!”
Next to Anna Nicole Smith, who I am NOT a fan of, Paris looks like a dog’s turd.
Get her off the streets and into the think tank for a reality check!