I was in flat-out PAIN earlier this week when the UK tabloids began opening questioning whether Liz Hurley and Shane Warne – THE COUPLE OF THE CENTURY – were even together anymore, much less still engaged. Shane and Liz have been my favorite couple since they got together back in 2010, but they really hit their stride the following year when Liz completely re-made Shane in the image of a melted Ken Doll. She put him a diet, made him get nipped and tucked, got him a new wardrobe, and suddenly he became her new fancy man. It was both horrifying and hilarious. So are they over or what?
It’s not over until they say it’s over! Earlier this week, reports surfaced claiming Elizabeth Hurley and fiance Shane Warne have split, but that doesn’t seem to be case. The couple made separate statements addressing the rumors on Twitter Wednesday, Sept. 18.
Hurley, 48, wrote, “Apologies to loyal followers for Twitter silence on recent events. Too raw & personal to share right now.”
Fiance Warne, 44, however, had no problem breaking his silence and denying a split. “Some of the reports re EH & me r absolute rubbish,” he tweeted. “Yes we’re sorting through some (private) issues. But we’re not throwing the towel in yet.”
The British actress and Australian cricket player became engaged in October 2011 after 10 months of dating. Speculation that the two had ended their romance was fueled when Hurley stepped out in London on Tuesday not wearing her 9-carat blue sapphire engagement ring and looking somber, dressed all in black.
Another supposed clue of their split? The couple’s last mention of each other on Twitter was nearly three weeks ago. Hurley also posted a photo of herself cuddling her dog in bed on Sept. 5 with the caption, “The more I know of man, the more I love my dog. Goodnight from me and Raja . . . “
The vibe I get from the dueling tweets is that he cheated, she caught him and now she’s pitching a fit and he’s trying to make it all better? And by “cheating” I mean anything from “boning another woman” to “Not wearing his raspberry tinted lip balm”. Because seriously, I think Liz would be very offended and worried if he didn’t use all the products she got for him. Of course, it’s possible Liz could have fooled around too. I don’t know. Will they figure it out?! What will become of my favorite couple?
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High school! High school! High school!
This was very funny, Kaiser. You have a gift for making me snort and/or choke on my nice cup of tea in quite a painful way.
…or she caught him looting her botox stash.
Maybe he could feel his face move again and he liked it.
Ha!
Warnie fools around on everyone, and was doing so after they first got together (when they broke up for a short time.) Warnie is a classic case of “once a cheat, always a cheat,” but us Aussies still find it very funny!
Seriously did she really think he WOULDN’T cheat on her? In Australia Shane has always been known as a womanizing sleazebag. It was only a matter of time.
i’m still in shock that Warney would let anyone make him over into a Ken doll….
How could any woman be attracted to that plastic face?
How could she seriously think he wouldn’t cheat? He cheated on his wife continually. Does Liz really think she’s that special he wouldn’t on her too? She couldn’t be that dumb she didn’t know his history, it used to be all over the papers. Come on … he’s a total sleazoid.
He cheated. She is such a beautiful woman.
SHURLEY 4EVA.
OK?!? let Haters Hate Cause Hope Springs Eternal!!
Elizabeth, he Promises to get his own lip gloss and Botox injections, this wont happen again!
“yet”
(ha!)
I’ve always had the sense that she might be really “challenging” to live with.
Bwa-ha-ha! KARMA!!!!
I was sure they had an open relationship. I mean, she’s not stupid, and she was with Hugh grant for years
I just cant get over the fact that he thought it would be funny to have sex with the host’s dog at a cricket party. He’s not even fun to make fun of.
Oh god – is that for real!!? I heard something about Liz Hurley having very unusual sexual habits – didn’t get the details but have always wanted to know what they were! He looks like such a toss, but comes across really well in interviews – surprisingly intelligent. My Father in Law had him in a taxi once and when Shane realised that he had no idea who he was, Shane went out of his way to make sure he was informed. Said his wife was really sweet.
He’s a sexter. It’s compulsive- like Anthony Weiner- they never ever stop.