Do you know what these photos remind me of? They remind me of Brandi Glanville getting so wasted in London that she had to be held up to walk. Brandi was wearing a similar skimpy outfit too. Here’s Courtney Stodden, 19, so blitzed last night that she can barely function. Maybe she’s playing it up for the cameras, I wouldn’t be surprised, but she probably is pretty drunk regardless.
Courtney cannot legally drink in her native US, where the drinking age is 21. In England the drinking age is technically 18 (teens can drink beer or wine with a meal from the age of 16) so she’s free to get falling down drunk and pose for the paparazzi.
Courtney is in London following her stint on Celebrity Big Brother UK. She was voted off the show over a week ago, and the finale also aired last week. Maybe she’s contracted to stay in London, but it looks suspicious to me that she’s still there. Courtney is being assisted by a “mystery man” and she also partied that night with Lauren Harris, a Big Brother housemate and transsexual who finished third on the show.
The Daily Mail reports that Courtney’s 53 year-old husband and the reason she’s famous, Doug Hutchinson, has been seen in London with her. So it’s not like he’s still in California waiting for her to come home. Still, I would be surprised if these two stay together much longer.
You may notice in these photos that Courtney has large bruises on her upper thighs and that her boobs are purple. I don’t want to think too much about her bruises, but there’s an explanation for why her circus boobs are discolored. Her double D implants are too big for her frame and may be straining her skin so much that the blood vessels in her breasts are “unable to empty due to pressure exerted on them by the implants.” That’s so gross. I haven’t even seen a Real Housewife with that problem.
Photo credit: WENN.com and Pacific Coast News
Keepin’ it classy.
As always.
Am I the only one who has a hard time seeing her as 19? I mean, I know she is, but she has the body tone of a 50 year old woman who has never worked out.
Shes just skinny and doesnt workout. I used to have the same figure, then but jiggly with cellulite.
I think you mean Klassy, right?
Precious fresh blossom…
Man, she looks used up at 19. I wonder if her mother has any feeling in seeing these photos at all. Who is the guy with her, certainly not her husband. He looks like he is getting a few feels in. Her butt cheeks are hanging out in the last shot. Wondering if she has underwear on.
Everyone loves a train wreck…
I swear, if she could figure out a way to become a walking set of t*ts, she would….
What a real lady that one is.
*rill
Big deal. When I was 19 as she is, I was out on the town too as were most people my age. That’s what we did when we were 19. We went out; we partied; we drank; we smoked. We had a blast. The only difference here is she’s married to some old dude who’s 50. That’s a little weird.
Once again, a poor handsome guy has to deal with a stupid, ditzy, idiotic drunkard and help her freaking walk.
Who IS that guy? Any chance the TV show gave her a handler?
She actually looks her age. And is acting it.
We can’t know for sure but I think she has been drugged up for a long time. Maybe the show was like rehab for her and she got clean for a week!
I was just thinking he was pretty cute. He kind of looks over it. Like he’s just making sure she doesn’t hurt herself, and is a little embarrassed about it. It’s not like he’s posing all over the place and waving to the cameras.
That’s what I meant…he’s trying to help. She’s the one I’m calling idiotic here.
Oops, I know you were. I realize I wrote that as a little accusatory.
Hope they have some drunk sex and she does not go back to her old git husband.
Ohhhh! Crazy days and nights reports that she had some loud drunken falling down type sex in the bathroom at the club. Somebody may have pics!
To Nemesis: CDAN is garbage, everything that guy writes is made up nonsense
To Nemesis: CDAN is garbage, everything that guy writes is made up nonsense.
If you’re trying to win a Misogynistic Comment of the Day award, I think you just did.
How was his comment misogynistic? He *is* dealing with a stupid, ditzy drunkard who just happens to be female…
It’s not like she called her a slut or anything. She described the situation.
Yeah, I think you need to simmer down, Emily.
If I was at her place I would get wasted too…
Right? Mom and dad sold her to a 52 year old creep. I would be shocked if she wasn’t drunk 24/7.
I still feel really sorry for this girl.
Same here. She started growing on me in a major way awhile ago. She comes across sweet, and waaaaaay more intelligent than she’s given credit for. These photos are heart breaking.
It seriously makes my stomach lurch that so many people are taking the point fingers and yell whore route. Obviously I’m not a psychologist, but you don’t need to be to see the warning sides that there may be a lot of pain that lead up to this point.
She was exploited. Denying that pretty much means defines willful ignorance. I’d say end of story, but exploited would be considered a prequel to what we’re seeing in the above.
Seriously.
Mom sold her to a 53-year old man. Got her to change her body. The entire country has been piling on her since she was 16 years old. She is a victim and she is invariably blamed for it. Where could she go for help? Nowhere.
+1 I do feel pity for her.
She changed her body herself when she reached legal age – nobody else to blame for that.
Anorexic?
Honestly, to me she looks like she’s finally put on some weight. But it’s hard to tell while she’s being Stumbellina.
Stumbellina!!!! That’s amazing. I’m gonna have to steal that one next time I see a sloppy drunk princess falling out of her platform heels.
Stumbelina??? Shut the front door, that used to be my nickname. Ha!
And here I thought she would be enrolling in Oxford, she’s such a disappointment.
Love it!
Brin, your comment actually had me laughing, and snorting at the same time…you are too funny! 🙂
Why isn’t Doug holding her up instead?
‘Cause he’s 53 freaking years old… too tired to stay up past 9 pm.
I love this comment 🙂
Please tell me she isn’t getting her own reality show? LOL Celebrity Big Brother really scrapped the bottom of the barrel didn’t they?
I read somewhere (DM?) that she IS getting a reality show in the UK with another chick that was on ‘Big Brother’ with her, which explains why she’s still in London.
The other chick is a transsexual antiques expert and they are supposed to be filming it at Dourtney’s home in LA. I apologize for even knowing this. 🙁
The leg bruises are gross and creepy. That makes me feel bad for her.
They COULD be indicative of nothing more than alcohol abuse. I’ve bruised easily my whole life, but when I was a stupid 21-year-old who binge-drank every weekend and didn’t drink enough water, my legs looked like potatoes. They were riddled with bruises, but it was just from bumping into things, and nothing more serious. Alcohol abuse causes more bumps/falls AND more intense bruising, so it’s a double whammy.
Ha, we called the bruises UBIs – unidentified beer injuries – in my college days of course..
Alcohol is a blood thinner, which makes it so much easier to bruise.
I think when she got her implants she may have had lipo on her legs. That is what it looks like to me.
She’s nineteen! She’s in a sick relationship with an old man that her parents pimped her out to! I might have overindulged too.
Agree. Maybe her new friend, Lauren Harris, will talk some sense into her. Doug is a creep. 😕
Bruise, meh, I bruise easy myself. But WHAT THE HECK is the black stuff all over her ass in the last pic?
Edit to clarify: If you look at the DM, there’s a clear thigh bruise, and that looks normal. The ass stuff doesn’t look anything like the bruise on her thigh.
It looks like black or blue dye from something she sat on has rubbed off on her skin. It’s either the dye from the seat cushions or she somehow pulled her “dress” (and I use that word loosely) down and sat on it. Either that, or it’s dirt.
That’s self-tanner, it is pretty difficult to put it on your arse yourself
I wouldn’t be able to walk in those ridiculous shoes sober.
That’s what I was thinking. You wouldn’t need to be very drunk to be falling over in those.
Radar Online has better photos (with fewer nip slips) than these. She looks utterly hammered in those, and it’s quite clear the cute guy is not thrilled with the task of getting her drunk butt into the car.
omg – those shoes are hideous!!
I’ve never understood why they always look so big on her, like she intentionally bought them in a bigger size. I’ve noticed this too with other celebs who wear these heels with the horse-hoof-looking fronts where you can clearly see a huge gap between their heel and the inside back of the shoe. Is that just how these shoes are made? Seems like the backs would be flopping up and down like flip-flops from all that extra space!
They’re just following Victoria Beckham’s advice – forget the size; if you like them buy them anyway. I personally feel like they got them a size bigger because they’re damn painful and any space their feet can get away from the sides is a good thing.
I feel so sorry for her, that’s all I can think when looking at these photos, what kind of life is this for any female, let alone a 19 year old?
I feel sorry for her, too. Her parents and her husband should all be in jail for child abuse.
I’m with you. I wonder if she can recover from all this. I’d like to think she can with the right care and guidance.
This is disgusting… This girl never stood a chance, between her parents & husband.. I’m not sure who exploited her the most?
Herself
Come on now. If you watch Big Brother, she’s actually a very nice person. I used to judge her a lot based on her appearance but the show really opened my eyes. She was very humble and it was apparent that she’s just a young girl, exploited by her parents to the max, and pimped to an old pervert. I’ve seen a photo of Courtney as a tween, sliding down a stripper pole with her mom smiling like an idiot next to her.She never had a chance.
Andrew, I totally agree. Hillbilly a few posts down makes some great points.
I agree with Mika. I watched CBB and was shocked to find her charming and sweet. Also her friendship with Lauren was really nice, and I’m glad to see them both out together after they’ve left the house. Lauren talked a lot about not having any friends, and I’ve always guessed that Courtney’s life doesn’t allow for age-appropriate friends and probably all she has is Doug and her mom. So these pics of them together make me happy!
But Andrew never said she wasn’t charming or sweet. He just said she’s exploiting herself…see the pics above. She’s not a wallflower or a homebody…
oh my word, her face looks a bit like a meth mess
Her face looks totally different than it did a few months ago. Did she have more plastic surgery? Are there possible two of her?
I think she looks like a slightly more budget version of Pamela Anderson. Slightly.
Poor kid.
Are those bruises from lipo?
It certainly looks like it. Maybe she got some unnecessary lipo along with the circus boobs.
Those don’t even look like “having naughty times” bruises…which even thinking about with this child makes me vomitous.
She’s never had enough excess fat to suck out. She’s a kid for pete’s sake.
I thought Brandi’s drunken night happened in L.A at Dan Tana’s.
This trash box needs to go away along with those hideous psrents or hers and that sick old man she is married to.
I see she’s still shopping around in those idiotic shoes.
Did she dunk her face on a bowl of baby powder? Girlfriend needs to learn about foundation matching. I kinda feel sorry for her though. I think the worst thing that ever happened to her is not Doug but her parents!
LMAO
This is post-makeover. Before, she overindulged in dark orange self-tanner. Trust me, it was an improvement.
Those shoes look like a nightmare to walk in while sober.
Train wreck created by her parents. They all seem to think she is a great beauty which is sad. Without all the makeup, she is a cute girl, but not a rare beauty.
How sad to be taught your value on your looks and body alone.
Pure trash, but aside from that, those shoes are HIDEOUS and ridiculous…she always looks like she has hooves.
Did an actual doctor do those implants?! She needs those out now before permanent damage is done. So disturbing.
I feel bad for the poor girl. She clearly isn’t very bright and has been exploited by her parents and creepy old husband.
I’m not going to judge too harshly on the drunken stumbles. She’s only 19. I had my fair share of sloppy drunk moments in my late teens, early 20’s. It’s not like she’s 40 and should know better.
Poor Courtney. I want to send her a pair of jeans and a hoodie.
She’d stumble less in tennis shoes.
Or barefoot. Which is what I would have done if I’d have gotten that wasted where u couldn’t stand up straight.
I hope she enjoys partying and living like a real a 19 yr old so much that she leaves that old creep!! I’m actually glad to see her out and about partying with ppl close to her age, instead of out with her husband or pimp parents.
Save Courtney!!
I can fully get on board with a SAVE COURTNEY campaign. The situation of her ‘marriage’ seems criminal and is heartbreaking.
I VERY much agree with you. As I watched Celebrity Big Brother, I started to really like her and see her as trapped in that marriage. I’m rooting for her to discover her independence and get away from them all- parents and pedo husband. Hopefully having teenage fun and some life experience will spur her to break free.
Me too. I hope she had an epiphany whilst in the BB House and realised that being with Doug and having her parents influence her life is NOT the way to go.
She’d be falling down anyway from those shoes, let alone alcohol. Glad she’s got someone making sure she’s getting home. Save Courtney.
If she leaves Doug and then does a tell-all interview, she’d have everyone on her side.
True!
Why is that guy wrestling her for her purse? And why is the back of her thighs stained black (last pix), is her dress melting? WTH?
“Is her dress melting?” actually made me laugh out loud.
Ewwww!!
“I don’t want to think too much about her bruises”
Me neither. Let’s never talk about them ever EVER again.
Poor girl! Wonder how much of her ” riches” she even sees? She’s the budget version of Anna Nicole Smith, and hope she has better luck/sense.
I’ve wondered about where the money is going, too. She’s the person technically earning the money but I have a feeling Doug is the one handling the money and Courtney has no idea what he’s doing with it. I wouldn’t be surprised if she ends up having to sue her husband and mother at some point to get some of her money back.
Her eyes look too clear for her to be fall down drunk. We’ve seen enough Kate Moss/ La Lohan falling over pictures. Courtney’s eyes look – well, not on downers
Why is Ellen Barkin in the car?
Please tell me that’s not Ellen. I actually thought it was a drag queen passing for Angie Dickinson.
Look at the pictures Radar Online has. She seems absolutely wasted in those. I agree she doesn’t look so bad here, despite the nip slips.
There are additional photos at the DM where you can see bruising all over her butt and the tops of her thighs.
What is going on? Is that sick “husband” of hers getting his kicks by spanking her? Is he hitting her so hard she’s bruising?
Well the scrawnier you are– and she’s rather petite, and the more you fall down while on platform stilettos– the higher your chances of getting a bruised rear. Skinny girls/ladies always have unusual bruises, dont they?? Alcohol abuse doesnt necessarily encourage blood clotting or wound healing, either
What’s wrong with being spanked? What’s wrong with being bruised while being spanked? Why does it automatically mean it’s the man who wants to be sexually devious?
In a vacuum, nothing. In this context, everything. This is a girl who has never been able to decide anything for herself. She was sold to a creepy 53-year old man and she has nowhere to turn. And the media just laughs at her.
I have nothing against that, and if that’s her wish, ok– nothign wrong there….
That poor child needs help. This isn’t going to end well.
I couldn’t stand this girl until I watched a few snippets of her on Big Brother. She actually came off as very sweet and rill. And very young. Now I just feel sad for her.
My goodness that pose of her sliding off his lap, while standing… just bends the laws of physics, doesn’t it?? LOL
Ladies I’m going to make a lot of you mad ….Why is it always someone else’s fault that a person is the way they are ???
It’s her parents fault >
It’s the old husbands fault>
It’s everybody’s else fault except hers…….
Anybody who has being around as many teens and young adults as I have over a long career and as a parent who has raised several children as well as fostered several I will tell you right now…Some girls are born to be wild….and by the time they hit pre teens they are already looking for male attention….and you all have meet girls like this who make you feel uneasy with the way they focus on men and sex…If anybody did any exploiting it seems to me she did….She got away from her parents by throwing a hizzy fit and making life misiable(her own admission in a interview) for them till she got her way to marry that old man…then she used him and his money to make herself over to her version of a sex symbol…Now that he is used up she is moving on to the next victim of her ambition….that is my version of this woman .and I bet my version is closer to the truth then the it’s everybody’s else fault she is like this……
No it her own fault she is like this…
I tend to agree with you on this.
However she got this way, I think she should probably move to the UK if they like her on TV over there so much. She hasn’t been that popular in the US except as pitiful gossip fodder and as cheap online soft pr0n.
Thank You ….now a days everybody wants to put the blame on everybody else and never themselves…..a serial killer kills 5 because he came from a divorced family and had no father, or a girl is a coke head because she had a broken home etc etc etc…..but in the end they are the ones that make that final decision to do what they do….Nobody else….It’s to easy to blame someone else….
I agree that she should be accountable for her actions, especially the choices made after she was an adult.
I do have to wonder though, those “wild girls” that you talk about..isn’t it a possibility that they were mistreated sexually when they were younger, which can manifest itself as unhealthy behavior when they get to be teens?
Glad you mentioned this – on the Couples Therapy show I saw her and Doug on that aired this year, the therapist kept probing time after time, trying to find out her most vulnerable area, and all but came out and asked her if she were abused. I believe her mom came on as well and again and again the therapist practically begged for some reason why Courtney presents so overly sexual and seems so obsessed with stripper clothes and the behavior, etc., and just nothing came up. It was confounding. According to them all, Courtney just loves sex and thinks looking like a cartoonish porn star is fantastic, all by herself. The mom and husband and other family members back this up and they were all, ‘that darn Courtney …’ as if it were some cutesy, harmless little obsession of hers. I frankly don’t think its harmless behavior.
I don’t know if I buy it all, because, jeeze, look at them all in that family – none of them are right. Maybe they’re all just really dense and don’t know any better? I want her to break out of the brainless garbage she’s into and get a better life. She’s still young and has time. So I guess I follow her story because I keep hoping she’ll get a clue one day.
Wow, very interesting. Just speculating, but based on what I have heard about her Mom I have to wonder if she was the best source to ask about whether her daughter was mistreated sexually when young. If she had any involvment in that, she might be not be honest and Courtney might not have been honest with her mother around.
She comes across as headstrong and spoiled. Her parents let her leave school rather than follow rules and social norms. I was surprised how articulate and savvy she was on CBB because she didn’t graduate from high school (whatever that Christian Academy was – if she graduated school two years early, Krista the momager would have bragged on it), she is indulged by her parents and her proxy dad via Doug.
She doesn’t want to grow up, Krista doesn’t want to make her grow up. I think the comparisons to Anna Nicole are off, she is more like Micheal Jackson in terms of wanting to be living in a very specific fantasy world. Her parents failed their duty to guide her and rein her in, but she has a personal duty, too.
Doug – don’t even get me started.
I feel sad for her.
This is better than the Brandi episode since this girl is only 19. I don’t know who she is but I’m chalking it up to being young and foolish. I know I’ve been there when I was 19. It wasn’t my proudest moment but it happens.
Yeah, she’s 19 and has no kids. I hope she ended up going home with that young guy, too. I am 100% pro-Courtney Stoddon cheating on her despicable, creepy husband every chance she gets.
Have to respectfully disagree- however willfull she may have been, what parent in their right mind signs for their underage daughter to marry some perv in his 50s? Cynical me says they saw $$$ signs and couldn’t wait to put pen to paper-again, poor girl.
I worry for her being so overtly flirty and sexual and then getting this drunk in a bar/club. The world is filled with grabby loser assholes who are just waiting to take advantage of that situation. She also seems trusting and naive, from what little I’ve seen of her on tv.
Thank God there was no social media back in the day when I was her age. Yep! At that age I got drunk also, big deal. Although, my clothing was a lot more demure than hers.
My clothing was only more demure back when I was 19 because I didn’t know about titty tape.
The elbows-up struggle for possession of the clutch is comical. DM has more of these. It’s almost entertaining.
I don’t get it!? Why is he fighting her for her clutch?? Bizarre…
My guess is maybe he’s trying to get the purse to cover her face from being papped, and she’s preventing it because she wants to be papped – she’s smiling at the camera like, go ahead. The odd elbow up looks like another attempt at blocking a camera view.
Take off that wig, forget about the fake boobs and fake eye lashes, and get a normal healthy life with people your age.
Pretty please?
I can forgive this girl just about anything. I feel too sorry for her.
She’s 19!! Could you all imagine what kind of pictures you would have taken after a night of clubbing at that age? Mine would have been: gross ripped jeans, a band shirt and scraggly long hair, smoking a cigarette,stumbling all over, swearing like a sailor all while waiting in line at the hot dog cart! Take a step down from your soap boxes people. The older husband and excessive tits are another story, but for now let’s give her a break for actually acting her age.
I got no issue with an 18 year old getting sloppy drunk when protected by friends. That’s the only thing here I don’t have an issue with.
The ppl that watch the UK big brother or European version..I dont freaking know, anyway..they really seem to like her, and lots of them said they wanted to hate her because of her skanky ways, but her sweetness is winning them over?? And..innuendo..that ole Douggie..is a clingy clingy clingy besotted idiot, and she “secretly” wants to be away from him. She has mentioned him in such a way in her conversations with her housemate friends.
I saw her on another show, Couples Therapy, earlier this year. The psychologist kept trying to get her to stop dressing and acting like a pr0n star. She refused, then was taken shopping and pretended to settle for some skin-tight pants with a tank top, but then went right back the next day to wearing her stripper clothes. Her insistence on pleasing her fans who are “counting on” her to act and dress like this was very disturbing. She would not abandon this over-the-top sex act and stripper persona and went obtuse whenever it was discussed. They genuinely tried to help her, but the couple walked out of the show before the end. There is no self-awareness there at all. She’s just too young and immature for it all.
To me, that says that she thinks she has no other value than her sexuality. If she doesn’t push that into people’s faces, she might feel that no one would notice/care/pay attention to her at all.
I think her real issue may not be abuse, but more like a combo of narcissistic disorder, body dysmorphia and low self-esteem, addicted to attention and liking the control over men she has when she giggles and her sticks her boobs and ass in their faces.
And a bit of DPS – Dolly Parton Syndrome.
She’s 19? I’m 32 and I could pass for her younger sister.
The bruising on her breasts is normal after breast surgery. It will be gone by about month 6.
Those of you saying no biggie, normal behaviour for a 19yr old, are so missing the point. For a normal 19yr old, yes; for Courtney Stodden, and the Courtney Stodden that appeared on CBB, no, no and no again.
I feel so sorry for her. The best I can hope is that someone is able to get through to her and let her know that she has other options.
Otherwise, she will be a sad statistic. I’ll give her 5 years max.
Psychologists have tried; see my post above. She does not want to be changed in any way right now. She loves who she is.
Ooooh, thank you for that priceless boost to my sober self esteem. Oooooh. NOw it’s a good day. Hearts. Flowers. Floating on Air.
She has two sisters who I guess are reasonably normal? I saw a photo of the three of them from years ago. I’d be interested to know what they’re doing – college, jobs, and/or whatever. I think she’s a giant show off, and has been probably since childhood – and I would bet that she was indeed the force behind marrying Doug. She may be smarter than all of us combined. That single action put her in the pap-map immediately and elevated her out of her small town beauty pageant life. I’m not sure what she thinks will happen next, though – if she really wants to act, she needs to lose the gross woolly hair and seek parts in indie movies, as well as training.
We’ve all been talking about the upcoming film of ‘Gone Girl” – I’d say Courtney might have done well as the college student/mistress.
Those implants though – I don’t understand a Dr who would agree to insert such massive implants. Maybe many refused. I hope so. Nor do Ii understand why she wanted such grossly oversized implants. They are certainly painful to her, and will only become more so – they’re contracted and healing up very high on her chest, as they have no place to go.
Her older sister (by 10 years) Ashley seems like a totally normal woman, she was involved with a parenting project, has a few kids, is cute and non-plastic looking. Normal.
Shelley I agree with your post but in no way is she incredibly smart for having a famewhore strategy in place to marry a much older, D-list actor in order to get famous. It’s not some braniac trait nobody knows about. I do agree with you that it’s her ego gone out of control though, and being the baby of the family nobody ever made her grow up so she went on this trajectory unhindered. Allrighty then, sorted. We can all sleep tonight.
At least she is wearing panties.
That first pic is so weird. It looks like he is trying to steal her clutch. And ehr facial expression is so peaceful for someone who is falling to the floor and being robbed at the same time.
I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned the dress yet. It take the trash factor up ten-fold. What IS that thing?
HAHAHA right? I have to believe that some horrible company sends her all these things for free, and that’s the only reason she wears such cheap dresses. It looks like two scraps of charred reflective weather balloon material that fell to earth after a horrible explosion and Dourtney stitched them together… that or blown out 18-wheeler tires
Ya’ll have never been in a stripper store or Fredrick’s of Hollywood, have you? Cheeply made crap, often expensive even.
I wouldn’t be able to walk in those shoes stone-cold sober. And it’s a good thing I wasn’t in the public eye when I was her age, I’d have a few photos that wouldn’t show me in a good light too.
Those bruises on the backs of her thighs are disturbing though… I wonder if her charming husband paddles her.
The next Anna Nicole Smith. Sad.
i feel really bad for her. she’s so young. i feel kinda dirty looking at a post like this about her. it’s like watching a life in process of being thrown away. so sad really. and we all hate her for it. and it’s not so much her fault, she’s just a stupid kid
Poor Courtney, sweetie if you read this, please have those horrible breast implants reduced. You look awful and it seems painful. Gohome pack your shit and leave the awful people in your life behind. It is time to get healthy and get real with yourself.