Charlotte Church is Up the Duff

Charlotte Church is Up the Duff … and Gavin Henson put her there …scrummage indeed!

Up the Duff – It’s really just the most fun way to say pregnant … although it doesn’t bode well for Hillary or Haylie when and if they decide to go fertile. Bad puns everywhere on that happy day. But eough about the Duffster and lets go back to Church. Sunday is right around the corner.

The secret was sniffed out when the constantly drunk ‘Voice of an Angel’ artiste was seen not putting it away like a sailor on leave. The British press drew its own accurate conclusions.

No 21-year-old girl in her right mind would refuse to drink any alcohol at her birthday party – that is, unless she had a baby on the way. And ring-a-ding-ding, such is the case!
After weeks of speculation, Charlotte Church has confirmed she is pregnant.

via allheadlines
It is nice to know that some celebrities … even if they are only British ones … are occasionally noticed for atypical personal restraint As opposed to full on wigged out deat and head shaving. Pete Doherty excepted.

The Cardiff-born singer who found fame as a child opera star announced the news on her website . A statement from Church’s management said: “Due to recent speculation and persistent questions from the media about this most private of matters, Charlotte felt she had no choice other than to go public.”

Charlotte is having the baby with her long term boyfriend Welsh rugby pin up boy Gavin Henson … who while he has a head very like a thumbtack dipped in a black lint tray — gives great pectorals.

Church herself is well known in her post adolescent phase for Rubenesque curves and a rack that’s so vicious Dubya wants to bomb it (say it out loud three times if you didnt get the last sentence – It’ll come to you).

Yes that baby will be able to hit a high C, push in a scrum and always answer whenever anyone yells out ‘Hey nice tits!”

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  1. Gigli says:

    I am very sorry to see someone so young start having babies. Doesn’t bode well. She is definitely too young.

  2. Diva says:

    How is she Rubenesque??? Look at her in that bikini, apart from being overly blessed in that tiny top, she’s certainly not Rubenesque!

  3. miss luigi says:

    I don’t think it’s her age that’s the problem, it’s more the fact that she’s a trashy chav.

  4. nanuk nookie says:

    that boy is yummy !!!!!
    just looking at him makes me pregnant with the hornies. hahahahaha

    i didnt know that she drank like a sailor though, lol. i always pictured her as a wholesome church girl. ah well, let her have fun.

  5. W says:

    geez, just a generation ago, women started having babies at 21. that was my moms generation…that was before women were told that dumping their kids off at daycare was better than raising them themselves, becuse of the satisfaction that work gives so many women. yeah right. bs.

    i think that having babies should be celebrated more. more breeding, more babies.