Ashley Greene’s boyfriend roll-out includes filthy sweatpants, ring: budget?

With the end of Twilight, I sort of forgot about poor Ashley Greene. She’s still hustlin’ though, and she’s still doing pap-walks and tipping off the tabloids about her whereabouts and her dating life. These are photos of Ashley from Sunday in Studio City – she was wandering around with her new boyfriend.

First of all, check out his whole ensemble. Obviously, those pants are disgusting. If you’re a dude and you’re banging Ashley Greene and you know she’s going to call the paparazzi for a photo-op, would it kill you to wear a pair of sweatpants that aren’t soiled? I’m not sure if that moisture is sweat or… something else. WTF was he doing to get his pants wet in those areas?

As for the identity of Mr. Dirty Pants, his real name is Paul Khoury and he’s friends with Liam Hemsworth. That’s the whole point of this story that Ashley Greene’s publicist must have handed to Us Weekly:

Team Cyrus or Hemsworth? Miley Cyrus’ former LOL costar Ashley Greene is dating her ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth’s best friend Paul Khoury, a source confirms to Us Weekly.

The 26-year-old Twilight actress and the Australian TV personality were photographed holding hands while going out for lunch together at Vivian’s Cafe in Studio City, Calif on Sunday, Sept. 29. Greene, wearing a light T-shirt, jeans and black boots, had a smile on her face while walking with Khoury, who dressed casually in a black tank top and grey sweatpants.

“They are dating,” a source tells Us, but added that it isn’t “that serious” just yet.

The couple’s casual lunch outing, however, sparked engagement rumors. Despite the casual ensemble, Greene wore a large diamond ring on her left ring finger. A second source tells Us that they are dating, “but not engaged.”

Khoury was famously photographed in a car with Cyrus, 20, leaving a house party in North Hollywood on March 7. At the time, the “We Can’t Stop” singer’s relationship with Hemsworth, 23, was on the rocks and she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring. Earlier this month, a source tells Us Khoury celebrated his birthday in Las Vegas with Greene and Hemsworth.

During a March 2011 interview with Teen Vogue, Greene said she bonded with costar Cyrus, who was just 18 at the time, while filming the 2012 comedy LOL. “She’s young, but we could relate to each other because she’s probably been through as much as a 40-year-old!” she explained.

Greene has been through a lot in her own relationships with hunks like Reeve Carney, Jared Followill and Joe Jonas. In the November 2012 issue of Manhattan magazine, she shared what she’s looking for in a man. “You need someone who is going to help you make that better version of yourself,” Greene said. “I need someone who is strong but supportive and who loves me — someone who isn’t afraid to call me on my s–t.”

[From Us Weekly]

Sure. Okay. Ashley is flashing a non-engagement engagement ring to get people talking while the guy is wearing dirty sweatpants and ripped shoes. This boyfriend rollout feels really budget, right? Like, I think Ashley is a straight-up D-list hustler, but even I think she could do better than an un-famous friend of Liam Hemsworth. Considering where Liam Hemsworth’s career is right now, Ashley could have totally managed to get him for a nice little two-month fling. Maybe that’s Ashley’s long-term plan… today it’s Mr. Soiled Pants, tomorrow it will be Liam Hemsworth.

PS… The blonde really does not suit her at all. She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Mrs. Peacock says:


    • LadyBird83 says:

      Seriously, not sure how hard you can me with sweat pants and toms on. What a douche.

  2. pfeiffer87 says:

    This guy should be dating kristen – they could borrow each other’s clothes

  3. Lflips says:

    They look like brother and sister.

    • SnarkySnarkers says:

      I actually know her brother because we have a bunch of mutual friends in Jacksonville FL and this guy looks just like him. Freaking CREEPY! Gross Ashley. Google: Joe Greene or better yet, go to his twitter account.

  4. Mejia says:

    I don’t think they are soiled. It looks symmetrical on both sides. They look kike they came from the Gym without showering. Eek

  5. CaribbeanLaura says:

    Lol….seriously he could have put on slightly better pants. I mean like normal jeans at least. BTW has this girl done anyhting (acting wise) since twilight?

    • Tulip says:

      Yes, you wouldn’t think it, but she gets steady work. She was Jennifer Garners daughter in “Butter” and more recently was in a (bad) horror film called “The Apparition”. She tends to show up when you wouldn’t expect her to, but have no idea what she’s doing now.

  6. wiffie says:

    Men in sweatpants gross me out for some reason. The thought that they’re just flopping around under there, warm and sweaty….. Yuck. Even if that’s not the case, that’s what comes to mind.

    • Aussie girl says:

      Sooooo true!!!! And if there’s a tiny stain in the crouch it looks like wee dribble

  7. blue marie says:

    Had you not told me that was Ashley, I would never have guessed it. She needs to ditch the blonde and go back to brunette.

  8. Annie says:

    She looks awful with that hair. Not every woman can be a blonde.

    I think the relationship is real. She’s too much of an attention whore to use a nobody for PR. She’s not that dumb. I think she honestly fell for the douche and is trying to call attention for both of them because dude is a “tv personality” in Australia. So maybe he wants to start working here.

    Either way, I would never leave leave the house with an unwashed man.

    • ORLY says:

      The blonde hair is for a movie she’s doing with Kate Hudson and Jim Parsons.
      I agree it’s not a good look on her.

  9. Mo says:

    The pants are made to look like that. Check the red writing on the leg – not soiled. Can we please make sure we are justifiably outraged?

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      It’s totally part of the design of the pants.

      Still, this begs the question: wtf kind of a design is that?

      Plus the dude is still wearing SWEATPANTS and a tank top in public, so yes, I believe the outrage is 100% justified.

      • Franklymydear1 says:

        Which is more offensive the tank top or sweatpants? For me guys who wear tank tops just seem so fratty.

    • Heebeegeebee says:

      If the sweatpants and tighty tank aren’t bad enough, look at the shoes…

  10. Vesta says:

    She’s like…eh…budget Kate Bosworth. Does that sound desperate enough?

  11. GrumpyCat says:

    That is sweat on his pants. Ashley has it on her collar. They were probably working out. Big deal.

  12. magpie says:

    The holes in his shoes are worse (I think the pants stain is really decoration).

  13. eliza says:

    They are perfect for each other. Have no idea who he is and she is a talentless actress. Brst of luck.

  14. jess says:

    Im surprised she hasnt tried to hook up with Robert Pattinson.that will get her attention.

  15. Mela says:

    I totally thought she was Heidi Montag back on season 1 of The Hills (when she was naturally cute). She’s totally unrecognizable as a blond.

    The boyfriend is not cute.

  16. nmatz says:

    “Australian TV personality” LOL? Anyone know what this guy does?

  17. TrixC says:

    I don’t find her attractive at all, particularly with the blonde hair. She has quite a masculine body shape – really broad shoulders but narrow hips – which she accentuates by working out too much.

  18. kim says:

    Looks like she’s cracked out. Oh the lifestyle… didn’t she get punched on the eye by a boyfriend a year or so ago? Remember reading about how she couldn’t do a press tjing bc she had a black eye…

  19. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I was wondering what our favorite fameho was up to…..

    And your guy shouldn’t ever show more cleavage than you. Ever.

  20. SChr says:

    His SHOES!!!! EEEEWWWW!!!

  21. jess says:

    whats going on with his jaw/neck?