Alright, Tom Hiddleston. You win. You are the cutest thing ever, in the world.

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Thor 2: The Dancing, Dark, Impossible Loki comes out today in America. It’s already a hit overseas – Europe got the film last week, I guess, so I’m not really sure why the American release date is so much later. But we have enjoyed Tom Hiddleston’s international promotional tour, haven’t we? He should get some kind of bonus for dancing and singing and being so adorable/cringe-worthy. I should say – my “Week of Not Making Fun of Hiddles” is up. I am now free to make fun of him. But I can’t. Because I think I just watched the most adorable Hiddleston video of all time. Behold – Tommy at a slumber party with MTV’s Josh Horowitz:

There’s so much amazing stuff here. The dancing, of course (“the Snake” in particular), the fact that he’s seen Chris Hemsworth naked, the fact that two boys played Truth or Dare, the way Tom giggles, the pillow fight… well, all of it is gold. I love it. Fine. YOU WIN, HIDDLESTON. I’m sort of in love with you now. It’s been a long and hard (rowr) war, but I am finally a Dragonfly.

As for The Largely Absent Chris Hemsworth (that should be his title from now on), he tossed a few quotes about family to People Mag. If he’s all about family, then why hasn’t Elsa been forcing us to look at her?!! I miss Elsa, you guys. She makes everything fun. Anyway, Chris told People that his daughter is “the best! It makes it harder and harder to leave and go to work. I enjoy being at home a lot more than I ever have. Being a father is certainly a task. But the best one that I could ever ask for. Being home, being with the family, that’s what it’s about.” Well, at least Chris is on message. It would have been better with a pregnancy announcement and some pap shots of Elsa and India. WHERE ARE THEY?

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  1. Spooks says:

    Yes he is.

  2. Anna says:

    I have SO. Many. Feels!!!

    Q: Tom, have you seen Chris naked?
    A: About a million times, in my dreams!

    • Marty says:

      He did not clear anthing up with that story, he just made it more weird! The how he saw Chris naked, not the actual act itself.

      Btw- Chris was hilarious on Conan last night!

      • Kelly says:

        @Marty: right?? that’s exactly what I thought!! so Chris was showing him a picture of himself holding his daughter while being naked? err?? whyy?? what part of his body was he really comparing with? :P

    • j.eyre says:

      Okay, glad we waited. Aside from the fact that Tommy was giving Tumblr an early Christmas, honest to heaven, Chris is either going to punch or kiss him for that little story. Somebody has to ask Chris for clarification – publicly.

      And the F&^%, Marry, Kill? So much here… so much.

      Pop and lock – Tommy goes right up with David Boreanaz in my “I heart dancers” place

      And I accept The Largely Absent Chris Hemsworth as a name. Nice compromise *puts cap back on whiskey bottle*

  3. Dommy Dearest says:

    In Loki gear.
    Him as Tom I just can’t. Well, unless he grows his face fur out. Then maybe.

    http://i.imgur.com/kNaOjGA.gif like I said, Loki gear ;)

  4. T.fanty says:

    Oh, my Hiddles slumber party would be so very different. He wouldn’t be wearing Thor pjs, for a start.

    • ncboudicca says:

      Well, he’s got to start with something on, so you can tear it off later.

    • Hello Kitty says:

      What games would we play? 7 Minutes in Heaven? And who would we prank call?

    • j.eyre says:

      I know – totally unrealistic scenario. For starters, that wasn’t even a four poster bed so how do you secure the straps? And neither of the were wearing thigh-highs.

      Plus, when Tommy bends over at my party, its not going to be a pillow he puts his face in.

  5. Anna says:

    Also, that ‘naked’ question was never answered. Well, I mean, we got the affirmative. But the circumstance that Tom is referring to? Chris was naked in some photo with his baby, bc the photo was supposed to show off how small India was compared to Chris? So…WHY exactly was Chris naked in that photo? I don’t even want to analyze the possibilities. Basically Chris and Tom are $exting one another all the time. Got it.

    • j.eyre says:

      The far more important question is what was being used for a size comparison. I do believe Ron Howard short changed us all by showing the wrong side in Rush if this is to be believed. And his back side is divine.

      • Marty says:

        Tom said Elsa took the picture so maybe she is also the one who sent it to him? I can’t see Chris sending him a picture like that no matter how close they are. So maybe Chris just likes to walk around naked?

        Speaking of half naked Chris:
        http://blackwidow-natalia.tumblr.com/post/66195667707/obligatory-gifset-of-thor-getting-washed

      • Anna says:

        I had considered that question, and discussed it with some people in person, but deemed it not appropriate to be explicitly stated in front of the CB family audience… but I knew you’d be joining me in my mind :)

      • j.eyre says:

        Anna – just imagine I am always there in your tainted but marvelous mind when it comes to CHemboy. I just loved that Tom walked himself into so many traps. You know he wanted to be flirty but hadn’t quite considered the ramifications of saying “so I will f*@% chris hemsworth.” It was glorious.

        Marty – oh that was luscious – thank you. I can’t go on tumblr these days as they are starting to post bootleg gifs from the film. I am absolutely committed to not finding out anything this time around. When are you going?

      • Anna says:

        A Thordian slip ;-)

        PS – I am reliving the post-credits scene over and over and over…

        PPS – Chris should always be walking around naked. ALWAYS.

      • Marty says:

        @Anna- You can always count on me, you know my mind lives in the gutter.

        @Miss J- I saw it last night! While I liked it better than the first one, there were a lot of jokes I enjoyed, I still wasn’t too enthusiastic about it. It was entertaing but still just a popcorn movie, the best parts are the Thor/Loki scenes. Naturally.

        After that shirtless scene my boyfriend turned to me and said “Are you going to be thinking of this scene the next time we have sex?” I didn’t answer him. We both laughed! Haha.

      • j.eyre says:

        I am so glad you liked it Marty. I will see it next week and then the three of us can giggle like the girls we are.

        And I would be happy to be the “CHem must walk nekkid” campaign manager.

      • Anna says:

        “three of us can giggle like the girls we are” –

        four of us, darling. don’t forget Tommy.

    • Stef Leppard says:

      Anna, he was probably only shirtless in the picture, or wearing a towel. Or maybe it was like an arty picture with both Chris and India naked but the privates artfully covered?

    • Miss M says:

      So many questions unanswered! :)

      These Asgardian boys… What a team! :)

  6. alison8761 says:

    Did you all notice that every bedside photo was of Benedict Cumberbatch?

    Also, I can hardly stand Hiddleston- he’s just so embarrassing, but his reaction to his admittance he’d seen hemsworth naked was pretty adorable.

    he’s still lame and twee 90% of the time though.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      Now I’m going to watch the video.

    • ncboudicca says:

      Hah! I just went back and watched the video again and you’re right. Too funny!

    • Kelly says:

      LOL, the Cumberbatch photos were priceless! Shame they didn’t film his reaction to them.

      I think TH tries too hard in interviews and promotion in general, he’s overdoing it. But when he relaxes a bit, comes down to earth – like in this interview, he’s totally charming. Just be normal, stop trying to entertain everyone on purpose. That’s when you’re adorable.

      • Felice says:

        If you look at interviews of him before he changed agencies and publicists, he was extremely chill and a little snarky too. I’m sure he’s still like that but he wants to make sure that he pleases everyone.

      • Kelly says:

        Felice, care to share an example? I can’t imagine him as cool and snarky, omg, that’s almost like imagining him as sarcastic and in a bad mood – my brain’s imploding.

      • Felice says:

        My old comment was marked as spam so I’ll try to make this shorter.

        I don’t like pointing stuff like this out because I feel bad about it but I just find it interesting how people change. Snarky would not be the right word, sorry. I know after War Horse he did go on a small rant on twitter about how people were asking him if he was really riding in WH.

        As for interviews, I feel in the Avengers interview where he’s checking out the interviewer, he didn’t know when the camera would start rolling so he was able to sneak in the “You smell minty” comment. But yeah, his behavior doesn’t bother me that much because he is adorable but I like seeing other sides to everyone.

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      THAT has to be the funniest thing ever!

      This whole thing is staged and silly, but I still enjoy it.

    • Green Girl says:

      I just looked, and that was hilarious they were all pictures of BC! I am dying here.

    • T.fanty says:

      *suddenly embarrassed that I let them film in my bedroom*

    • icerose says:

      It’s a shame Josh did not reference them-he could have had some fun with them-I so remember Josh’s interview with Benny when he couldn’t stop himself bringing up Tom every second sentence.

  7. Sunshine says:

    I will marry this man.

  8. Rachel says:

    I’ve always thought he’s a great actor, and he seems very sweet, though sometimes a little pretentious. I’ve never watched all his various and sundry videos, but this one I had to see… I’m a convert now too. Hilarious.

  9. Jen says:

    Enough of all this comic book/superhero crap already.

    ENOUGH I SAY!

  10. Kelly says:

    That interview is gold, pure gold. Can’t wait to see the movie tonight!

  11. mia girl says:

    I know some people think Tom is too twee, but I can’t help but love his enthusiasm. He’s always 100% present in whatever professional situation he’s in and I really like him for that. He skirts that line of trying too hard… to me he comes off as a nice, charming and funny dork, whose just so happy to be where he is.

    And how great is Josh Horowitz? I think he is an underappreciated interviewer. He always asks interesting/ quirky questions and most celebrities seem to really like him. His clips are always entertaining. I hope he moves on from MTV to bigger and better things.

  12. Janeite says:

    My thanks go out to whoever came up with the idea of a slumber party with those two. Genius.

  13. Ladybird says:

    Marry MEEEEEEEE!!

  14. Emma Jane says:

    Can it be over now? Please? I normally only look at gossip blogs once a day, but it seems like for the past six months every single readable gossip blog written in the English language has featured fifteen photos of this annoying idiot, accompanied by stories heralding his completely undetectable “cuteness.” He is not cute. He is not handsome. He is creepy. He is really, really creepy. I am so sick of seeing his hungry, unshaven, dustbowl-farmer-looking face, I can’t even think up a good adjective to describe it. His awful movie is out now, though, so hopefully I can go back to killing time by reading comical stories about celebrities who are actually interesting/hot, and he can go feed mustard sandwiches to his seventeen children while they travel to California to look for work and potable water.

    • LadyS says:

      Oh come on now. Why all the hate? He seems like a nice guy to most people. Everyone that he works with seems to like him. I admit he is not the most classically beautiful man, but his adorable personality shines through every time. Perhaps the gossip blogs and tumblr are dying over him because he seems approachable and kind unlike many of the “hot” jerks we normally fawn over. The movie is not “awful;” it does what it’s supposed to do and he does his job very well.

      • T.fanty says:

        Because someone took magical control of her hands, forced her to click on this link, and taped her eyes open so that she had no choice but to read. Have a little sympathy for the poor, enforced, unwilling readers of this blog.

        Oh, hold on…

    • flower19720 says:

      Well you can always scroll by ya know. You don’t have to click.

    • Raflesia says:

      the solution is so simple: don’t like TH? Don’t read the posts regarding him.
      remember, it’s easy to understand: don’t like, don’t read …

    • spiderjoe23@gmail.com says:

      Must be very painful having your arm twisted behind your back by the person forcing you to read this.

  15. Anne says:

    This clip made my morning. Thanks for posting!

  16. ag-UK says:

    He’s sweet I don’t care how he might seem pretentious. He did seem as if he didn’t want to get his hair messed up during the pillow fight AND he def. has snack hips. :)

  17. LadyS says:

    That clip was all I watched last night. Tom Hiddleston is gold! I love his snake hips. So many dirty thoughts!!

  18. Greata says:

    I would just like all you bit*ches…ahem!…ladies to please stop harassing/propositioning/ teasing my husband Tom.There ! You have been warned.
    Mrs. Hiddles!

  19. LadyS says:

    Question: Does he have green eyes or blue? I read green somewhere, but they look blue to me. What’s going on? Do they change colors or something?

  20. serena says:

    Oh my god, I just love him. Kaiser welcome, I’m glad you’re one of us now (LOL).

  21. Ginger says:

    OMG!!!! Kaiser you are an angel for posting this video! Too. Much. Cuteness. I can’t take it!!! Snake hips…OH MY! That’s what I’m going to be thinking about all day :) I will probably be thinking about snake hips when I go and see my dragonfly in Thor 2 this weekend as well. SIGH…

  22. Pam says:

    He can draw too?

  23. Maria_Spain says:

    lovely!!!! and he can also makes good drawings!!

    I want my credential as dragonfly plzz :D

  24. Mary-Rose says:

    Words can’t describe how much I liked that interview. Tommy was so childlike it was adorable.

  25. Sway says:

    What a sweetheart :)

  26. Shijel says:

    I study English language and literature in an Eastern European country. We often have joint courses with theatre guys. Hiddleston is like the theatre guy and the philology guy combined.

    Insufferable. Not cute. Insufferable. He fits my aesthetics but goddammit if his ‘persona’ hasn’t killed any attraction I had towards him. If I ever have the chance to do the thing, you bet there’s a smelly old gym sock in his mouth while I do my… thing.

  27. Kelly says:

    Too cute, and not in that too puppy way.Well, maybe a little. Lo-huuhved the pillow fight.

  28. allons-y alonso says:

    he’s just made of kittens isn’t he? Adorable – lanky – wonderfully pale (please, stay pale)- handsome – well spoken kittens

  29. Nat says:

    Is there any way Canadian viewers can see the video?

  30. lunchcoma says:

    So cute. Love how he fumbled the FMK question, and how he put his face on the bed after admitting to seeing Chris naked. That pillow fight was fake as hell, but it was enjoyable all the same.

  31. Alison says:

    Okay…I’m in LOVE

  32. TheyPromisedMeBeer says:

    Oh, this fucker would. And I mean that in the very best way.

    Anyways, *raises hand* Kaiser? I have a question: when The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of SomeFan’sUnderpants comes out, are you going to cover those guys in depth as well? And not just Cumby and Freeman, I mean all the dwarves and elves too. I promise I’m not being snarky, there’s just a lot of beefcake in that film series.

  33. Miss M says:

    “I’m sort of in love with you now. It’s been a long and hard (rowr) war, but I am finally a Dragonfly”

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    *sharpens her shank*

  34. browniecakes says:

    ’bout time people. I can’t get over that not only will he dance, but he’ll dance publicly and on camera.

  35. flower19720 says:

    Just came back from seeing the film, yeah it was good.

    As for Tom, *throws dimes at him* dance boy dance. The FMK thing was interesting, his face looked like he swallowed a lemon when asked who he would FMK, Tom you are not into guys, we get it, thanks luv :) .

    • lunchcoma says:

      That bit was hilarious. I have a little sympathy for him there. FMK is a million times more embarrassing when you’re talking about people you know, regardless of gender, and I’m guessing that at this point he doesn’t hear “Odin” without thinking “Tony Hopkins.”

  36. Dommy Dearest says:

    Went and saw Thor 2!

    IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOD.
    Plenty of Loki 8D

  37. Khalesi says:

    That’s it, I’m officially won over. Plus, I just saw him in “Hollow Crown” and his voice is so swoon worthy…

  38. browniecakes says:

    Entertainment Weekly Nov. 15: The Bullseye “Tom Hiddleston is reason enough to see Thor: The Dark World – and anything else he’s in.”

  39. WendyNerd says:

    Also, NO MENTION OF SHAKESPEARE!!!!

    Good God, that was getting annoying. Because he was seriously talking more about shakespeare than we are in my Shakespeare class at school.

  40. Naddie says:

    This video makes want to wash his clothers, cook for him and put him to sleep, dammn it. I envy his future wife, so fuckin’ bad.

  41. magpie says:

    Did he break a bottle on his head? WTF???

    • Marianne says:

      It was probably a “break-a-way” glass that use in film and stage. Hiddles is so sweet he would never realy hit someone in the head with a real bottle. Afterall, the camera guy would have stopped filming to make sure Josh was all right.