Are Jeremy Piven & Kelly Brook quietly coupled up in Malibu?


I haven’t been paying that much attention to Kelly Brook recently, but I think she’s been mostly single for the past three months or so. Kelly split with Danny Cipriani in August after finding out that he had been sexting no fewer than six ladies, and several of those ladies were “motherly”. So Kelly recovered from her breakup the best way she knew how: by posting lots of photos of her breasts and the rest of her body in varying swimsuits and lingerie. And she might have caught a big fish with that bait: Jeremy Piven!!!! OH NOES.

First, go here to see the new photos of Kelly and Jeremy hanging out together in Malibu. They are sunning themselves, looking friendly but not overtly romantic. I would say that they’re dating, but it’s not “oh, we haven’t gotten out of bed, our lovemaking is so intense” kind of dating. For what it’s worth, there were lots of rumors about this “new couple” several days ago and Kelly’s rep claimed that Kelly and Jeremy are “just friends”. But UK sources are still spilling their guts claiming that they have some kind of intense attraction. I can see that on his part – I have an intense attraction to Kelly Brook. I think most warm-blooded mammals have an intense attraction to her.

I’ve always considered Jeremy to be something of a skeeve, sort of like the grown-up version of Wilmer Valderrama. Jeremy likes ‘em YOUNG. And Kelly isn’t so young anymore (she’s 33), but… she’s still some kind of trophy for a man like The Piv. I’d say that he’s hittin’ that and she thinks that she’s found some nice American man who will treat her like gold. Oh, Kelly. The reason you’re so unlucky in love is because you only date douchebags.



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  1. T.fanty says:

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew. That is all.

    Although it’s rather amusing to try and imagine their conversations.

    • smith says:

      Oh I’m sure he does A LOT of the talking. He’s so “intellecTUAL” and “enlightENED.” Gad she does have awful, awful taste in men.

      He hit his high note (a wonderful note by the way) in Entourage but is so off in Mr. Selfridge (and I am a ridiculously fawning clown for all things British and period-piece-y) that I couldn’t get through one episode. And his “Journey of a Lifetime” was such a weird ego exercise juxtaposed against the beauty and simple grace of a spiritual country …it really made me turn the corner on this self-aggrandizer.

      If I start to think about anyone being romantic with the Piven I make the same sound my cat makes coughing up a hairball.

      If I do cough up anything I’ll send to him to use as a little hat/hair piece.

      Sorry, I really don’t like this guy.

      • Esmom says:

        Agree that Mr. Selfridge is cringeworthy. Such a mistake. As for him personally, I get a gay vibe so I can imagine him and Kelly as just friends.

      • Andrea says:

        I beg to differ and really enjoyed Mr. Selfridge (although the secondary characters intrigued me more).

  2. nico says:

    Oh Honey!!!!!

  3. Frida_K says:

    Run, Kelly, run!!

  4. blue marie says:

    In the photo of her in the bra, she kind of looks like Rachel McAdams (magic of photoshop?) in the face to me. Anyway, why would anyone date gross Jeremy Piven?

  5. TG says:

    Is Kelly Brooke am actress? I have only ever heard of her from this site oh and they worship her over at The Superficial. Jeremy Piven is gross. Ever since he quit his job on broadway claiming mercury poisoning from eating toouch sushi or whatever I have not like him.

  6. Karen81 says:

    She is very pretty, he does nothing for me.

    That is all.

  7. ZigZagZoey says:

    IMO, this chick has some major issues with self confidence. She posts pics all the time (well, from what I see on Superficial). That seems to be all she does at all.
    And Jeremy Piven? He’s not much above Steve O for crying out loud.
    But obviously he said the right words that she needs to hear constantly.

  8. Jh says:

    Nooooooooooo! She is entirely too beautiful!

  9. It'sJustBlanche says:

    She’s gorgeous–run Kelly! He’s a total douche.

  10. han says:

    She has terrible taste in men., for someone at that age you should have thought she would have learned her lesson by now. Cipriani is a disaster both professionally and personally. The rest of them have been older men with a playa rep. Only decent man she dated was Jason Statham and of course she left him for Billy Zane.

  11. Grant says:

    Seriously. She is sex on legs–she could have any man she wanted. I see her with someone like Chris Hemsworth… A big beefcake of a man who can handle her fabulous curves. Now THAT would be a hot couple–not this swarmy douche. Or maybe even Liam, what a sexy May-December romance that would be!!!

  12. frisbeejada says:

    never overestimate the girl’s brain…