“Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson show off beach bods, Happy Thanksgiving” links

Diane Kruger

Diane Kruger & Joshua Jackson are so hot in Cabo. [A Socialite Life]
Tom Hardy‘s Mad Max: Fury Road pushed back until May 2015. [LaineyGossip]
Is Tatiana Maslany the new go-to girl for franchises? [Pajiba]
Jessie J has more misses than hits on the red carpet. [Go Fug Yourself]
Shocking news: Americans still have problems with geography. [Buzzfeed]
Tony Kanal & wife welcome baby Saffron Kiran. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kyle Richards calls other people two-faced. LOL. [Reality Tea]
Vanessa Hudgens is a “complete revelation” in Gimme Shelter. [The Blemish]
Lorde says Drake & Lana Del Rey‘s music is irrelevant. [Moe Jackson]
Keith Urban‘s drastic new haircut is … just wow. [Starcasm]
Candice Swanepoel is generically swimsuit-y in St. Barts. [Celebslam]
Sarah Silverman busts out some highly impressive cleave. [Popoholic]
Adam Sandler & his wife are very cute together. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick are Thanksgiving angels. [Evil Beet]

Kaiser, CB, and I want to wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving! Please stay safe and warm. Do enjoy all the decadent food, and go back for seconds. If there’s any day to gorge, it’s tomorrow. We’ll see you all very soon!

Joshua Jackson

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

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  1. T.Fanty says:

    Aww. Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!!

    (except for whomever decided to delay Hardy’s new film. You clearly suck and I hope you spend all day today and tomorrow in traffic).

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      …and is this the same person who decided Mel Gibson needs to make a cameo?

      BOOOO to him!

      • blue marie says:

        ha to you both and you guys have a Happy Thanksgiving and if any of you decide to go shopping afterward be safe.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        You too, B-Meazy!

        I hope you’re leaving work now because I sure am…I literally did nothing today except comment here (as you can tell by my 4,000,000 posts today).

        Happy Turkeyness, ladies! β™₯

    • Liv says:

      Happy Thinksgiving to all Americans! πŸ˜‰

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Happy Thanksgiving!

    • GiGi says:

      Happy Thanksgiving, Celebitches! May we all eat ourselves into food comas – even the non Americans among us!

    • I Want To Live In New York says:

      Happy Thanksgiving to American’s, wherever you are.
      American holidays kind of make me sad because no Celebitchy. Does that make me addicted?

  2. Grax says:

    Diane and joshua are beautiful 2geda…hope they make it down the aisle.

    • CF98 says:

      I don’t think they’ll ever get married they’ve been together for this long and still no marriage I mean what would be the point to do it now. It works for them.

  3. T.Fanty says:

    Let’s do an open post! Things I am thankful for, 2013 edition.

    I am thankful for………

    delayed gratification.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ubVVnWglk

    (and jorts. Obviously)

    • Simmie says:

      I continue to be shocked by how sexy Sesame Street let that delayed gratification video get. You knew what you were doing Sesame Street!

    • ncboudicca says:

      I am thankful for finding the Celebitchy website and all the posters who have so enriched my life with Tales from Thornfield. Happy Thanksgiving!

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I am thankful that Brad Pitt cut his hair. Among other less shallow things, like family, friends, obviously.

    • Frida_K says:

      Ooh, T., I am grateful for this yummy video with its opportunity to learn about delayed gratification!

      …and I’m grateful for the Celebitches and Celebitchy which brings us all together…may we all have a joyful Thanksgiving and holiday season.

      πŸ™‚

    • Emma13 says:

      Good idea! I’m grateful for Matt Smith’s hair, the Celebitchy website, and of course my family and friends πŸ™‚

  4. TheOriginalKitten says:

    They’re so hot together.
    They have Mad Men-ish bodies. Old school.

  5. Rita says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all as well as Happy Hanukkah. If I’m not mistaken, tomorrow is the first day of Hanukkah and it won’t fall on Thanksgiving for another 50,000 years….that’s not an exact figure but close enough.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      You are correct, Rita! My boss is already complaining about that..lol

    • LadySlippers says:

      Hanukkah starts at sundown tonight and won’t fall during Thanksgiving for another 75,000 years! Wahoo!

      So Chag Sameach to all my fellow Jews and Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Americans.

      πŸ™‚

      • Rita says:

        So what you’re saying is that I only missed it by 25,000 years……about as close as my lottery numbers.

  6. kellyinseattle says:

    Happy Thanksgiving , everyone!! They are such a cute couple….although he looks a TEENY bit like Charlie Sheen to me, but with a much better attitude. Wish we could all go on a tropical paradise together for the holiday and bitch about our fave celebs! πŸ™‚

  7. Erinn says:

    Happy thanksgiving my American friends! We found out about a month ago that the Mr has some pretty strong Wampanoag bloodlines, which is apparently where thanksgiving came from. Apparently we’re going to have to start going to Massachusetts occasionally for meetings if he wants to keep his status.

    Also – Keith Urban’s haircut is 1million times better.

    • ncboudicca says:

      I can’t wait to see more photos of his updated look. Never thought he was attractive before today!

  8. Reece says:

    Happy Thanksgivukkah all!
    (Chrome is telling me that’s not a word. Well I’m putting it in the dictionary anyway! HA!)

    I am thankful for Joshua Jackson pictures, for Colin Firth in a tuxedo, Prince Harry with a beard, for friends, some family. *mumbles*Crazy a** people dragging me out Black Friday shopping…F**K!

    • LadySlippers says:

      Jews have made up several other Hanukkah/Thanksgiving hybrids so it’s all good! πŸ™‚

  9. SeΓ‘n says:

    The “Americans don’t know their geography” was not as bad as I thought it would be. Sure there were many mistakes and some were terrible but at least most of them had a general idea of where countries were.

    It’s not quite as depressing as Justin Bieber struggling to name the seven continents or British reality TV stars not being able to locate North America on a map.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I’m pretty lame at geography. I was talking to a grade-school friend about it , and neither of us remembers ever taking it. Anything I know, I taught myself.

      • Emma13 says:

        Exactly, I don’t get why Buzzfeed keeps doing those posts. Yes we know, no one knows where anything it. Yes, Americans are so stupid. *rolls eyes. I’m not saying geography isn’t important, but just because I can’t remember something I learned 16 years ago in elementary/middle school doesn’t mean I’m stupid. It just means I need to consult a map πŸ™‚

    • LadySlippers says:

      I can’t believe people can name Luxembourg but fail to name Russia.

      *scratches head*

  10. QQ says:

    Bet Vanessa Hudgens Is Thankful for that Come Up of a role Huh?!

    Im Thankful for the Makers of Gas X (tomorrow, Hollah!) and the Dog show and all the handsome puppies we’ll see and also p0nr Im always here for all those days up of that, eating sleeping rinse and repeating

  11. JH says:

    Someone named their baby Saffron? Ugh, my head…
    I’ll name my baby Sriracha in solidarity.

  12. klue says:

    To all the people saying Kanye has mental issues…you were all right. Please watch the video of Kanye’s interview on Sway in the morning. Unfreakingbelievable..

    • hiddlesgirl85 says:

      Thanks, klue. I used to think that Kanye was just trolling. Now I’m not too sure.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Wow

      Kanye: “I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now, who’s going to be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more? Or do you want to marginalize me?”

      Sad.

      • LadySlippers says:

        I’m so overwhelmed by Kanye’s humility. Aren’t you too?

        (On a serious note, if it wasn’t for this site he’d have almost no impact on me whatsoever. I watch and read Shakespeare and use Google daily. Don’t care for Warhol but he’s still influential. Nike is also very influential. I think he needs a serious reality check.)

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Yes, he should add humility to his many other qualities. Can you imagine seeing yourself that way? No wonder he’s always in a rage. It must drive him crazy that people aren’t dropping to their knees before him. I worry about him if he really believes half of what he says.

      • LadySlippers says:

        But he’s American and most of us get a big fat F for irony. I think he seriously believes his own propaganda….

        Good lord. And some people outside the US might think we are all like that. Ugh. :-/

  13. NaomiCampbellsPhone says:

    To us in the rest of the world, happy ‘go outside because the internet it boring’ day!

  14. SummersReign says:

    These two are really cute together, but also quite boring to me. Do they even work anymore?

    Oh well, I wish them all the best, wish I could vacation with my guy that frequently πŸ™

    Happy Thanksgiving!!

  15. lucy2 says:

    Aw, nice to know Kevin and Kyra help at the food bank often (not just for a Thanksgiving photo op!) They both seem like awesome people.
    Keith’s hair is still a little odd, but much better. His old ‘do looked terrible, plus Billy Ray Cyrus copied it, so that should be a red flag.

    Happy Thanksgiving! Be safe, be kind, and be thankful.

  16. March says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all Americans! Hope you all have a nice time

  17. Nev says:

    Happy Thanksgiving!!!

  18. mikhail says:

    Am thankful for Kimye and PMK 4 i duno what i’d be looking at and thinking to myself ‘well, there goes lucifer’s receptionist, usher and homegirl, hell will be turntup”

    happy thanksgiving America
    from Kenya!

  19. I Want To Live In New York says:

    What is Lorde doing?
    β€œAround the middle of last year I started listening to a lot of rap, like Nicki Minaj and Drake, as well as pop singers like Lana Del Rey. They all sing about such opulence, stuff that just didn’t relate to me β€” or anyone that I knew. I began thinking, How are we listening to this? It’s completely irrelevant.”
    Not everyone is going to relate to her music. One of these 3 could have said the same thing about her. But she thinks Kayne is, well –
    β€œI look to Kanye for inspiration in a lot of things, and his ability to kind of reinvent and keep throwing curve balls with each record,”. β€œHe’s able to keep things interesting, and keep people following him, after what has been quite a lengthy career.”
    Huh? People follow him but it’s not always for his music.

    • jaye says:

      IKR? Kanye makes music that references the same opulent lifestyle Drake, Nicki Minaj and others reference in their music, but somehow HE’S above the criticism. This chick is SO pretentious. Also, am I the only one who doesn’t buy that she’s 16 or 17?

    • Kaya says:

      She’s talking about two different things. With Drake and Nicki Minaj, she’s talking about their subject matter. In regards to Kanye, she’s referring to his musical ability (which is pretty generic and bland when it comes to Minaj and Drake). Kanye maybe full of himself and quite self-delusional, but he is an innovative musician, which Lorde appreciates in her quote. But the opulence she discusses in Drake and Minaj’s music is the target of her critique, since their innnovative talents are practically zero when compared to Kanye’s.

  20. Sachi says:

    Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Hanukkah, America!

    Happy Thanksgiving to Celebitchy, all the posters, lurkers, and admins/owners who are celebrating today! We have a lot to be thankful for and Celebitchy is one of them. πŸ˜€

    Have a great one, guys! To those traveling and are affected by the heavy snow, be safe!

  21. SueZen says:

    I don’t post a lot, but I read this site so much! Happy Thanksgiving to all of you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YaJSks2WMU

  22. Nicolette says:

    Between moving last weekend, cooking dinner at Mom’s because my place is filled with boxes and nothing is where it should be, and our old doggie nearly dying it’s been one hell of a week. I came here to just stop for a moment, take a breath and wish everyone here a very Happy Thanksgiving!!!! This site is wonderful and I’m glad I ever stumbled upon it. Very entertaining and a nice distraction. πŸ™‚

  23. Thiajoka says:

    This has nothing to do with any of the links, but I cannot wait until Celebitchy posts about what Brooke Mueller has done to Denise Richards on the night before Thanksgiving–having her investigated for being abusive to Brooke’s kids as well as her own. Is the C-U-Next-Tuesday just frigging addicted to holiday drama? I’ll bet that post will have 300 or more comments on it. I just wanted to get a leg up on it.