These are some photos of Lindsay Lohan on Saturday in Miami. She posted them on her Instagram, because she’s so sober and private and homebody-ish now. She’s such a private and sober homebody that she was partying in Miami on Friday night and she and her crew ran into Barron Hilton and his crew. Barron is Paris Hilton’s little brother, remember? He’s 24 years old. Well, when Hilton and Lohan were at the same party… well, chaos happened and someone got a beatdown.
Paris Hilton’s little brother Barron Hilton was jumped [Saturday morning] — and beaten to a pulp — and he claims Lindsay Lohan masterminded the attack, TMZ has learned.
We know Lindsay’s denying she ordered the hit — in fact, she claims she wasn’t even on the scene at the time of the incident — but now we have video that proves otherwise. It shows Barron (blonde hair, white shirt) and his friends confronting LiLo right after the attack.
Multiple sources connected to the situation tell us … Barron attended a party last night at a Miami mansion where Lindsay has been staying while she’s in town for an art festival — a party that lasted until well after the sun came up.
We’re told … during the party, someone accused Barron of talking smack about Lindsay — and a short time later he was attacked and beaten to a pulp. We know … 24-year-old Barron spoke with police following the incident. He claims Lohan orchestrated the beating.
Barron told cops Lindsay approached him at the party with a male friend and began screaming, “‘You talk sh*t about me to my boyfriend, this is what you get.”
As the guy proceeded to pummel Barron, Hilton claims Lindsay was laughing and egging him on.
Cops were called to the scene and interviewed Barron. We’re told Barron doesn’t know the identity of his attacker but is adamant Lindsay is the person behind the attack.
We spoke to Michael Lohan who insists Lindsay had nothing to do with the attack and had left the mansion BEFORE the fight went down. Michael claims there are several witnesses — including security guards — who will back up Lindsay’s alibi. Michael says Lindsay was adamant she didn’t want to be around any trouble … i.e. drugs, alcohol, violence … and even had people removed from the house before the fight ever went down.
Problem with that alibi is — the video of Barron nearly face-to-face with Lilo outside the mansion … just moments after the fight.
Lindsay’s had bad blood with the Hiltons for years — stemming back to when Paris’ friend Brandon Davis went on the infamous “firecrotch” rant back in 2006.
You can see the video at the TMZ link above. The problem is not that I doubt Barron Hilton’s veracity, it’s that I’m wondering who invited Lindsay Lohan and her crack crew into their mansion? And I’ve also got to wonder why anyone should care that much about this extremely C-list fight. If it was my mansion, I would just be embarrassed that Lindsay Lohan AND Barron Hilton were both partying there. How… budget.
Anyway, as you can imagine, everything is chaotic and the scandal is just snowballing. Barron posted an Instagram photo of his busted up face and Paris Hilton wrote this comment on his Instagram: “They both will pay for what they did. No one f—- with my family and gets away with it!!” Paris has spoken! Meanwhile, the Cracken is trying to crack hustle her way out of another legal and criminal entanglement:
Lindsay Lohan fled her Miami hotel Saturday night after cops showed up twice to interview her and her entourage after Paris and Nicky Hilton’s little brother Barron Hilton claimed the actress had him beaten to a pulp. The troubled starlet checked out of Miami Beach’s Shore Club around 4 p.m. Saturday after locking herself in her penthouse suite all day following a party at a mansion which ended on Friday morning with Barron, 24, left bloodied after being punched in the face.
We’re told Barron filed a police report claiming Lohan, 27, ordered the attack after overhearing him criticize her following an all-night party at a lavish rented mansion on Star Island.
One source told us, “They had been partying all night, when Lindsay’s current boy toy started talking to Barron about what a nightmare she is and how he wants to end things with her. Barron sympathized with him, but Lindsay overheard and was so angry he was ‘talking smack’ about her. She ordered her friend [to] beat up Barron.”
The source added, “Barron has filed a police report naming Lindsay Lohan and his attacker, who is a friend of hers. Miami police are looking for them both. Barron’s face is a mess and he has been seen by a doctor. He is the victim and is really shaken up.”
A separate source claimed Miami police showed up at Lohan’s hotel twice Saturday, without a warrant, looking for the alleged attacker. We’re told the officers were turned away on both occasions without interviewing Lohan or the alleged assailant, who was not at the hotel. A frantic Lohan was spotted checking out of the Shore Club “in a hurry.”
Another source who was present at the Star Island house, which had been rented by a group of wealthy Palm Beach kids, tells a different story. He said, “The guy was not asked to punch Barron by Lindsay . . . Barron had got in his face.”
Lohan’s lawyer, Mark J. Heller, didn’t get back to us by deadline.
Don’t get too excited about the potential for Florida police to find and prosecute Lindsay and her friend. THIS IS FLORIDA. And they are white. They will get away with it. Florida is just another version of California and the #YOLO Laws for Celebrities and White Folk. That being said, I find this image amusing: “A frantic Lohan was spotted checking out of the Shore Club ‘in a hurry.’” The Cracken is on the lam! Dear Oprah: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. This is what you get when you try to help the Cracken.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flynet.
What’s that saying? You run into an asshole in the morning, they’re the asshole. Run into drug dealers, hit and runs, thieves, hustlers, shady hotel owners, defective scram bracelets and fights all your life, maybe you’re the massive asshole.
Raylan Givens said it like this on Justified “You run into an asshole in the morning, well maybe you ran into an asshole. But you run into assholes all day………You’re the asshole.” WIth the Kentucky accent he uses………..he makes the word Asshole so friggin’ hot!
The last photo is pretty funny.
I concurrr! 😀 😀 😀
yeah, as IF she does yoga…the pics of her flabby body/ass the other day pretty much proves that she does NO exercise, yoga or otherwise.
“Ohm Cracka Ohm!”
LOL! Good one.
This drama is taking me back to 2006.
I had such hope for Lohan and really thought she was serious this time. I’d like to know how she could throw people out of someone else’s house.? Who is paying for all the partying?
As Lainey keeps saying LILO is first and foremost an a**hole.
I didn’t have hope for her at all. She is never held responsible for her actions; it’s always someone’s fault
I hate to say it but I did not have much hope for her. Wished her the best but had a feeling Lindsay would keep on being Lindsay.
Until she pays for her crimes, she will keep being the craken. Does anyone think she will ever pay?
what is the back story on these people again? Why does linds hate Paris? Because someone called her firecrotch? There has to be more to the story than that ..
A lot of the rumours I remember from back in the day centered around a possible love affair between Paris and Lindsay that ended badly. Paris was just in it for shits and giggles and screwed with Lindsay’s head while she genuinely cared for Paris. I’ve also heard it was Paris and her entourage that initially got Lindsay hooked on drugs and when it was evident that she was becoming strongly addicted and wasn’t just “doing them for fun” like they were they jumped ship and refused to try to help her or take any responsibility.
As much of an asshole that Lindsay is, Paris is just as bad and is also a notorious drug user but for the most part as been much better able to control it than Lindsay.
They’re both total assholes. They were bound to start fighting at some point.
Wonder if the tenders are out for the TV rights to the coming b*tch slap fest. I’m sure neither of them will make a move until it is televised and paid for.
Lol @ Paris Hilton’s message. Is she like a Mafia Don now?
Ikr! Thug life…
On a positive note Lindsay looks gorgeous in pretty much every picture I’ve seen of her lately. Looks like her.old self again.
When will Michael Lohan ever shut his lying trap?
@Eliza, to answer your question – no. That would be a no.
Rhetorical, what?
“she doesn’t want to be anywhere near alcohol, drugs or violence” Well, then, WTF is she doing in MIAMI. Apparently Michael and Dina are getting along for now, cause they’re sharing a cup of Kool-Aid. When will it ever end for this chick? And, at this point, what is she even doing that can be filmed and included for her show? She’s laser-focused on her career, y’all! She’s the original cokeroach – she’ll Hoover up all your blow AND survive a nuclear winter.
Now, as for the Barron thing… This isn’t the firs time this kid has found himself of the receiving end of some kind of a beat-down. No? Wasn’t there some gas station incident? He’s a Hilton, so I don’t really care, but I’d be Team Hilton over Team Cracken any day.
It takes a Lohan to make a Hilton seem sympathetic. Yep, sounds about right!
I guess so!
Paris vs Lindsay can mean only one thing: Whore-off. WHORE-OFF!! WOooo!
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Holy moly! When Mr. Garrison’s BF said something like, “honey, you might think you’re a whore, but you’ve got nothing on me!!”. Thanks for the comment!
🙂 I love that episode. And I felt I had to point out the reference just in case people thought I was slut-shaming…!
This comment made my day!
Shia LeBeouf punched Barron. Probably.
hahahaha Good one.
Dude, is there anyone that – with no repercussion and no lasting damage – wouldn’t want to punch a Hilton?
Surely we could make this both a summer and winter Olympic sport … if we make it a reality show, and I’m pretty sure they’d sign up!
She isn’t going to be happy until she is completely in the gutter! Some people thrive on the self destructive!
It’s not just that. She thrives on the attention and the notoriety. She’s playing the role of starlet gone bad. It’s what people expect of her and she’s giving the people what they want.Without the crackie shenanigans, she’s got nothing.
I read this and thought one thing….lying about being at a party at 4am, lying about being sober. She’s a liar. Always has been, always will be. Oh and those beat up legs tipped me off too. How pictures have a stench is beyond me.
“How pictures have a stench…”
Well put! And I think Lindsay’s “stench” probably smells like fake tan and bounced checks.
This actually made me LOL! Thanks!
You can’t compare Miami and Miami Beach with what happens in the rest of the state. Yeah I’m with you when you say the rest are a bunch of racist rednecks but down here is mostly Hispanics so that statement is just wrong!
The fact that this story takes away from the whole Art Basel event is an embarrassment to our city considering the parties involved. Furthermore, police can’t be turned away justlike that so I’m sure there’s more to that story
No warrant, Dhavynia. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan’s not designated a terrorist combatant.
Are you trying to imply that only racists in Florida are “rednecks”? Just because they are what you term “racist rednecks” that should not describe all white people in Florida. I am white and I live in South Florida and grew up in Miami – I am NOT a “redneck” nor am I racist.
On the same token to imply that because they are white, they will not be prosecuted is disturbing to have to read. I seem to remember many celebrities that get in trouble in South Florida (we are really a magnet for trouble) that are not white that get away with it. It is the same in most other places, money will get you out of most trouble not the color of your skin.
Sorry for the rant and I know not the rest of Florida is not redneck and for that I apologise for being offensive since I’m doing the same by redirecting the comment. Florida has had its fare share of really f*cked up news lately, especially after the whole GZ and now those teenagers that got arrested for bullying, so much so that there are several sites out there looking for all weird news going on here; apparently the rest of the nation are “normal” compared to the rest of the nation.
Im all for a good laugh but this incident has nothing to do in comparison to what happened before and implying every one in Florida who is white doesn’t face punishment is just stupid
@Dhavynia – I appreciate your comment. Being from South Florida, I just get tired of all the stories regarding Florida. For me, Florida is the best place to live where there is ALWAYS something to do. I am never bored and the weather is wonderful. It seems like every website I go to, there is someone trashing Florida. The GZ case made most people think that everyone from Florida is racist and trigger happy. Also, I totally concur that the statement that white people do not get into trouble is stupid.
“implying every one in Florida who is white doesn’t face punishment is just stupid” – Don’t kid yourselves, redhead2die4 and Dhavynia. It may be disturbing to have to read “because they are white, they will not be prosecuted”, but Kaiser is simply stating the truth of white privilege. A white person is overwhelmingly less likely to be arrested than a black person in the exact same situations. The unhappy facts are Florida’s institutional bias in favor of whites pervades the criminal justice system, and starts in freakin’ grade school!
Blacks are more likely to be arrested, charged, and convicted, and they are sentenced more harshly than whites. Florida’s ban on voting by people with felony convictions neatly extends this bias from the criminal justice system into the electoral system. – http://www.brennancenter.org/sites/default/files/legacy/d/download_file_9477.pdf
In Florida’s “school-to-prison pipeline”, black students made up 23 percent of Florida’s school population but 47 percent of the arrests, and the majority of those very young black children were arrested for misdemeanor offenses of refusing to take a cellphone out of a pocket or for yelling in class. – http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2013-02-10/features/os-school-arrests-florida-prison-pipeline-20130209_1_school-arrests-disabled-students-juvenile-justice
Lest you think I’m picking on Florida, the unlikelihood of whites being arrested compared to blacks is a national blight as well. According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, one in three black men can expect to go to prison in their lifetime. Individuals of color have a disproportionate number of encounters with law enforcement, indicating that racial profiling continues to be a problem. A report by the Department of Justice found that blacks and Hispanics were approximately three times more likely to be searched during a traffic stop than white motorists. African Americans were twice as likely to be arrested and almost four times as likely to experience the use of force during encounters with the police.
Sloane Wyatt, I agree. Wondering about the voting ban for convicted felons though, I thought that was generally the practice in many/most states?
Only 4 states permanently bar convicted felons from voting, nicegirl; Florida is one of them. – https://www.aclu.org/maps/map-state-felony-disfranchisement-laws
There is something very wrong with our country when people who have paid their debt to society are not allowed a voice. Whole masses are swept off the voting rolls or prevented from participating in the political process, particularly in battleground states or in states where control of the legislature is tenuous.
Many of those disenfranchised because of a felony conviction are poor, African American or Latino. – http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/felon-voting-rights_n_1924535.html
We must quit our apathy because our corporate masters cannot be allowed to continue unchecked.
Sounds like Lohan is back to full force. Remember when we all thought she was going to die, like, ANY DAY? Now I think we’ve got a Courtney Love on our hands. She’ll keep this up for the next 40 years.
This blog got it wrong. It wasnt lindsays alleged boyfriend who punched the hilton guy. The alleged boyfriend bitched about Lilo to Hilton. He said she is crazy and he wants to get away from her and Hilton called her a joke. According to Hilton one of Lilos friends overheard the conversation and Lilo sent one of her thugs beat him up. Lol what idiots they are all of them.
They are all white so its more a question about who has more money if it goes to court. That will be Hilton.
Never count out LiLo if there is one person on the planet who can beat the odds every time it is her. Roaches cannot be eradicated.
Hilton money can do a lot of damage applied correctly.
They are all such vile people.
Sounds like Lindsay Lohan is off the wagon again.
You know Paris loving this attention. She hasn’t been in a drama for awhile.
The Hiltons are so excited for anyone to be paying attention to them. And for Lindsay to be staying in a mansion must mean that she’s working at said place.
Heh. I was staying in the shore club & saw lohan sweep out on sat afternoon. Now I know why!the most galling thing about this story is that she’s still getting gifted hotel suites. Why?
What did she look like???
I’ve always thought if I saw her in person, it would be like seeing a real life PIGPEN from Peanuts. Filth just floating around her.
Honestly you can’t blame LL for someone else’s actions. Did she have a gun to their head? Did she pay them to beat this Hilton kid up? Any person who is taking orders from her needs to be accountable for his own actions. How stupid to actually take orders from someone like her.
Also her insta pics are so desperate.
So, she has Barron beaten up now over something trivial, but never had Paris beaten up despite having had even more of a reason at the time? That doesn’t make sense.
Allso, Paris, no one is scared of you.
How old are you? Are you actually trying to rationalize the behavior of this woman…or any of the other tacky people involved in this drama?
I’ve said this before: Lindsay is not a victim, she’s a predator.
It’s sounds like this is a pretty hard case to make stick on her, but she’s the common denominator in so many low level bar fights and physical assaults, it’s easy to believe that it’s true.
I can’t take it any longer! The girl is so muddy/dirty looking! Please, someone loofah that orange tan off of her and clean her up. These are embarrassingly bad photos.
I just want to know who takes those pictures of her? It seems most celebrity’s have one person in their entourage who has one job, taking glamorous pictures of said person. It’s kind of weird, I mean I’m a picture taker but I never tell my friends to pose like a lingerie model or bikini model while I take them, it’s more like I snap a picture.
Same nonsense, different day with the Lohans. Now Barron is going to sue lielo. This is probably going to get entertaining.
Hahaha she’s back to Heller for legal representation?? Guess Shawn Holley never got paid. Again.
She can’t. Remember, she’s scared of dwarves.
Those pictures. Her vanity is as repellent as her sense of entitlement.
“Take that picture! I’m Lindsay Lohan!”
I want a piece of that pool.
Florida’s not really like California. The racism level is dependent on exactly where you live. I live near a large university, and it’s a very liberal area with people of many cultures and skintones. But drive half an hour in the wrong direction, and it’s like 1910 all over again.
But the truly salient fact about Florida is this: the people in charge are incompetent. The administration of the state is severely screwed up on the most basic levels. Forget justice; they can’t even raise levies to fill potholes in the roads in wealthy areas. We accidentally outlawed sex here not so long ago. So she won’t specifically get away because of different rules for celebrities, but rather because Florida is a complete and total mess.
The girl is histrionic and most likely a narcissist. People like her don’t get better! And anyone who volunteers to help will just get used and tossed aside. I don’t know how she conned Oprah into signing a two year lease on that 16,000 a month NYC apartment. The crack hustle is strong with this one!
My money is on Paris in this fight. :0 she’s got all the time in the world to f&@k with Lohan. Fingers crossed.
Boy, I’m afraid to even say I’m with Lindsay on this!
Should Lindsay be in South Beach partying all night with drugs and alcohol? No. And should she be partying with groups full of pathetic losers like Barron Hilton? No. But this sounds like a set-up to me. Someone getting defensive because they are fighting, and wanting to put the blame on someone everyone will believe is the guilty party. The Hiltons are truly horrible people, folks.
Meanwhile, is it me, or does she look a lot better than before she went to rehab? I mean her face (not the fake tan). Definitely does not look as druggy.
Ugh. I got no words for our site mascot, Cracken.
But by the looks of those marks on his face. Can one assume that Barron was wearing his sunglasses at night? When he got punched in the face…. for mouthing off.
And nothing shows off, the utter lack of class, those Hilton’s are known for… than having his equally idiotic sister is threatening to f*ck someone up.
Barron got has ass beat by being mouthy. So he earned it. Say what you want dear boy. But you best be prepare for the consequences.
Oh! I just asked what could have caused those marks in the next post. Sunglasses. Of course. Welp, I guess that sates my curiosity in this story.
Except … I wonder how the next phone call/meeting with Oprah will go? Speaking of people who can exact a bloody and swift revenge.
I want to know what the boy-friend hit Barron with to make that star shape around his nose. That is the only thing sparking my curiosity in this story anymore. Everything else is same Cracken stuff, different Cracken day.
Wait–wait– Her lawyer is Mark Heller again? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
During Lindsay’s last legal snafu, Shawn Holley arranged to effectively garnish Lindsay’s wages to ensure Shawn’s fees got paid.
I guess there wasn’t enough money left over afterward for Shawn to consider herself on retainer, however. In fact, I suspect there’s not enough money in the WORLD for Shawn to want to keep working for Lindsay.
If this turns out to be true, well gee, I have a list of awful people from Hollywood I would like her to have her boyfriend beat up. But some how I doubt that Lindsey although she may NOT like Barron, does not have the money to influence this. But I could be wrong, coke heads do and say stupid things every day of the week.
Even if Lindsay has the money to influence this with, the Hiltons have a whooooole lot more money to influence it with.
It would not surprise me is Lindsay did give the instructions for the attack. So far she has left Miami and avoided talking to the police as they have wanted to talk to her. Lindsay and the Hilton’s are terrible but Lindsay has a viciousness and slyness about her and I don’t think its above the Cracken to delegate her intentions to a foot soldier and avoid a physical confrontation herself but still have the power to orchestrate an attack against her enemies.
I bet Lindsay is loving this attention, probably bored because she isn’t working.