My goodness! If the pre-Golden Globe events are any indication of the hotness level of the Globes this year, then we should be preparing to Dong It Forward for a good month! Let me explain – I was going to cover some fashion from the pre-Globes events in LA, but I kept seeing all of these hot dudes at the events and I was like, “YES, let’s do this.” Which is how you ladies are getting some early previews of Michael Fassbender, Chiwetel Ejiofor and Matt Bomer.
Fassy and Chiwetel attended the AACTA International Awards Friday night. Both men looked absolutely dashing and lovely. Fassy’s slowly regaining the hotness after spending the better part of a year and a half looking rather terrible – his hair was too short, he wore orange foundation and the dearth of facial hair was killing my crush. And now… the ginger beard is back!! HUZZAH. So, out of these three men… Fassy is my #1. He won by a beard. (PS… I’ll break up with him again if it turns out he’s really dating Gerard Butler’s ex, Madalina Ghenea, though.)
Incidentally, Fassy recently spoke to The Daily Mirror (you can read the full piece here) and he was asked point-blank how he feels about marriage in general. Fassy said: “I don’t know where I stand on it. Doing this job, it’s very difficult for me to even maintain a relationship, let alone a marriage. I have a very selfish approach to the way I work meaning that I could be shooting until 4am and obviously that’s not fair to somebody if you’re in a relationship.” He also says one of his New Year’s resolutions is to read more books! Dear Fassbender: You’re welcome to join the Celebitchy Book Club. This month’s selection is Empty Mansions.
Here’s Chiwetel. CB loves him! I love him too, but I think CB’s love for him might be purer. And by that I mean she would love to buy him dinner (and then she would bang him).
And here’s Matt Bomer at a party for Diane von Furstenberg. Bomer recently got a buzzcut. What are your thoughts? I’m not in love with it. It’s not horrible, but only because he would be the hottest guy in the room even if he was wearing a burlap sack. But the buzzcut is not good. It’s weird too – Bomer has, like, Patrick Dempsey-level “good hair”.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Chewitel. Although, I’m in the CB and Sixer corner, where I feel a little sleazy lusting after such an elegant man.
Matt Bomer looks like a less-startled-looking Scott Foley here.
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Chewitel, and I have no problem having imaginary sleazy sex with him. And I’m think he’d enjoy it!
That buzz cut better not be a sign of White Collar not getting the next season pickup. BOMER FOREVER!
Can’t I sleep with all three? I mean Chewy is beyond hot, Fassy is packing and Matt is gorgeous and a sweetie-pie. Seeing as how he’s gay and married, the only thing left is sex.
I’ll have Chiwetel for aperitif, Fassy for main course and Matt for dessert, please
None of them, thanks.
+1
I’ve not thought much of Fassbender when I’ve read other interviews of his , but I like his comments on marriage,and am kinda sorta mollified to see a male celebrity being asked about ‘relationships’ – normally such questions are reserved for women.
He seems quite self-aware about what his priorities are, and understands that there really is no space in his life for a serious long-term relationship. No doubt he’s also aware of the fact that he can take his pick from any number of hot women any night of the week, but given that he’s single, what’s wrong with that?
I also like the fact that he admits he needs to read more books. He’s not very bright.
I’m not sure if it’s that he’s not very bright, or just that he’s not very articulate. But I did like this interview, particularly where he says how grateful he is for his success. I think the fact that he hit the big time at a relatively late age makes him more appreciative of his success.
I think he’s very self aware because his answers in interviews, especially during the Shame era were always on point.
He also said he wants to listen more, talk less.
Fassy all the way.
I think the issue might be more that he’s not a particularly well-rounded person. His acting process seems to be very intense and involves a lot of time spent with his scripts, he’s had a very heavy schedule recently, had to balance acting with odd jobs when younger, and then also seems to like to have fun when he’s done with work. That doesn’t really leave a lot of time for filling in gaps in his knowledge, which I think might be the reason he sometimes makes some less-than-brilliant comments when subjects that don’t have much to do with acting or one of his roles come up. I think his comments in the interview about getting distracted from reading by scripts kind of confirm that.
I don’t think many will be asking him to read to them in bed. Sorry, just had to needle you a bit.
Now imagine that quote was from a woman actor. How do you think the press would handle that?
They’d probably twist it into some sort of ‘sour grapes’ narrative. As in, this poor starlet can’t find a man to ‘settle down’ and make baybeez with her, so she’s trying to justify it to herself by talking about work and trying to forget her heartache by sleeping around.
Or something like that.
“Lonely [ACTRESS] sacrifices love for art! Will she find happiness before it’s too late?”
Well, either that or constant pregnancy rumors.
Lol! Or grim warnings about how she’s ‘leaving it too late’ to have baybeez and will regret it forever, no matter how successful she is.
“She can’t keep a man. What is wrong with her?” “She’s obviously too crazy to keep a man.” And so on.
They always ask him and Colin Farrell because the pair of theme are such slappers 😆
How can you even ask? Chiwetel, to the extent I am unable to be smutty about him, even on here.
I just can’t see the appeal of Bomer but have a ball gag with Fassy’s name on it.
Fassbender looks like so much a darker haired Ewan McGregor
Ejiofor and Bomer look good
They’re all looking mighty good–although Bomer is a little too pretty and clean cut for me.
But le Fassdong–he’s looking great. Why do pale Hollywood people let their makeup people talk them into putting on some atrocious fake tan?
Soooo–Fassdong for the win!
I have a question–do the Golden Globes have an official guest list? Like would we, the public, know who was going and who wasn’t–or do we have to wait and see who doesn’t show up??
Matt Bomer is too good looking for me to find him attractive. Does that make sense? Same with Henry Cavill.
I was just thinking that he and Henry Cavill look a lot alike. I think they could be brothers, or at least cousins.
I think I will take them in order of appearance on this one. Matt would usually be my number one of this lot but I am feeling a bit naughty today and I think Mikey is going to fit the bill better.
Fassbender, FTW! I’m not a fan of beards, but I’d throw him some anyway.
I’m looking at the picture of Matt, and his body looks strange from that button down. It looks like the body of an older man. I don’t know why. has he lost a lot of weight?
anyway the men look good. That all I got.
He lost a ton of weight for his role in the HBO movie the Normal Heart. If you don’t know the story just be prepared to cry your eyes out. I imagine the hair was for that too.
I have faith his Disney Prince hair shall return! 😉
Matty b ,hair no hair ,anytime ,anywhere
Chiwetel forever! I’m not into facial hair but I love what his beard does to his luscious lips and beautiful smile.
Absolutely Fassbender! Beard and all!
A nice selection for sure, but the answer is always Bomer.
Oh Kaiser,I’m so glad your Fassy love is back!!!
The three of them look fantastic. Matt had to shave his head and lose weight for a role, so he’s excused.
Chiwetel, pants down!!
This made me laugh. I like the cut of your jib!
Michael!!!!! Then Matt. You’re right though, that hair is not a good look for him, but he’s so pretty it doesn’t matter.
Chiwetel, for sure. I think Matt will be back to his usual good hair look soon. And…oh man, people might stone me for this…but I like the Fassbeard a smidge shorter. Glad to see the orange makeup is gone, though.
Michael is ginger haired, Matt is unfortunately gay so I will go for Chiwetel…
Who gives a f-ck? It’s not we’d actually be able to bang them in real life–I have crushes on Alexander McQueen (the man was an amazing designer–that’s bonus points in my book), Zachary Quinto (Spock and that crazy serial killer on American Horror Story: Asylum), dude who plays as James Moriarty (his name escapes me right now)–I could go on.
A sexy man is a sexy man–I can still appreciate, even though I know I don’t have the parts that he’s interested in.
Amen sista!
Fassy for the win!!!
Fassy forever.
Have never gotten Bomers appeal, he is like oatmeal to me.
Bomer. Always Bomer. I’m not much of a beard fan and Matt’s pre-TNH hair will be back soon.
Matt is too pretty and clean cut for me. Both Chiwetel and Fassy are hot.
Chiwitel was so good in “Dancing on the Edge.”
Fassbender wins this hands down for me. I’ve always been attracted to ginger men. Unkempt, rough and ruggered look. None of that clean shaven pretty boy nonsense. I really don’t like pretty boys. Chi comes in second. Matt boomer, no thanks.
I’m always partial to a drop of ginger-beard 😉 although Chiwetel is lovely.
One question: what’s a Bomer and why are there not more photo of the other two? :p
*hides*
Always, always, It’s Matty B! I like his hair longer and a little messy, but it will grow back. He cut it and lost a lot of weight for a movie role.