Katy Perry & her glorious rack cover GQ: annoying or a total knock out?

Katy Perry

Katy Perry covers the February issue of GQ. Let’s get this out of the way: Boobs. Katy’s got them, and they are in abundant supply. Beyond the obvious, Katy looks better here than I can remember her looking in any other magazine shoot. Dark hair, pale skin, and red lips. She’s pulling some slightly cheesecake poses, but this is a lad mag, and Katy’s aura suits the GQ vibe well. I’d much rather see Katy in a shoot like this — where she seems truly at home — than to see her trying to be a sophisticated fashion girl and trashing Russell Brand for her Vogue cover. The GQ interview is all about the rack too. I feel like I’ve heard her talk about praying for boobs before, but her talk about virginity and helping Obama win is new:

She prayed for her rack to grow: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down? God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”

She’s not into marijuana: “The weed – I’m not friends with it. I can’t do that stuff. I’d be like in the corner: ‘Are you trying to kill me?!'”

On getting with John Mayer: “I think that I needed to grow up. I’m just having a wonderful experience with a wonderful guy. There’s no rush.”

She lost her virginity at 16: “It happened at age 16 in the front seat of a Volvo sedan while listening to Jeff Buckley’s album Grace. Love that record so much.”

She hasn’t had any work done: “I’ve never had any plastic surgery. Not a nose, not a chin, not a cheek, not a tit. So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au naturel product.”

On believing in aliens & her relationship with President Obama: “I see everything through a spiritual lens. I believe in a lot of astrology. I believe in aliens. I look up into the stars and I imagine: How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form? I mean, if my relationship with Obama gets any better, I’m going to ask him that question. It just hasn’t been appropriate yet. I might have won Wisconsin for him. Actually, I didn’t do too much, but he called on me a couple of times. Which was very nice.”

Her geisha outfit at the AMAs: “I was thinking about unconditional love, and I was thinking: Geishas are basically, like, the masters of loving unconditionally. All I was trying to do is just give a very beautiful performance about a place that I have so much love for and find so much beauty in, and that was exactly where I was coming from, with no other thought besides it.”

[From GQ]

Ha. I hope she’s kidding about winning Wisconsin for Obama. She must be joking about that. Celebrities always think they’re so persuasive when it comes to politics. Katy should realize her fanbase is so young that most of them can’t vote anyway. Oh well.

Let’s get real though. No one cares about an interview in GQ unless George Clooney is the one who’s talking. This cover feature is all about Katy’s assets. She looks fantastic, and yes, she is natural. Except for five layers of makeup.

Katy Perry



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  1. Vanderhootchie says:

    LOL 😀 The rack is fake. Liar.

    • Scarlet Vixen says:

      Her boobs are real. There are actually women out there with awesome real boobs. Hers actually sag and lose their shape if they’re not well supported.

      Years ago I was friends with a woman that had the most amazing rack. She was easily a DD, but they were still super perky. They defied gravity. But were completely real. She was a server in a bar, and she loved her boobs because they got her great tips. 🙂 Katy Perry’s boobs remind me of my friend’s. Her comment about how they fall into her armpits made me laugh-those of us with big boobs can definitely relate to that.

    • Dani2 says:

      They’re real; they’re from heaven. God sent them to her.

    • gemma says:

      Yip!! they dramatically increased in size between her first and second albums!!!

    • Bedhead says:

      I think they’re definitely real if they’re falling into her armpits. Implants stay put.

      • yariettt says:

        Katy Hudson is made of lies! Every time her lips move you know she’s spinning in self indulgence and delusion.

      • Marty says:

        Yep, Bedhead, real boobs bounce. And isn’t one of the best things about natural boobs? Unless you’re running, then it just hurts. Thank God for sport bras!

      • BW says:

        I have implants. They fall into my armpits when I lay on my back.

        It all depends on how your scar tissue heals, since they have to cut a gaping wound in you to put the implants in. My doctor had me do really hard massages to keep the scar tissue from hardening around the implants. If the scar tissue hardens, then those suckers won’t move, and may take on weird shapes like eggs in egg cups.

      • ncmagnolia says:

        Agree. Even tear-drop shaped silicone boobs stay put, although they do look more natural. Hers are the real deal.

        Wish she’d prayed less for Obama. My health ins. & prescription copays have been a nightmare from hell ever since his laws have effected my health care. How about Y’ALL??

        That last pic w/ fire extinguisher looks almost creepy Uncle Terry. Except for the lack of a pair of glasses, it could easily be his work.

      • BettyBlue says:

        Nope. I’ve got the European gummy bear ones and they flop without a bra and fall into my arm pits. I just don’t lie about em.

      • yariettt says:


        I love you and your snark.

    • Christo says:

      Agreed. Even her breasts have been autotuned.

      • Happy21 says:


        You win!! Those are definitely not the same tatas as she’s showing off to GQ.

        I think she should rephrase her response that she prayed one day she’d have enough money to buy boobs big enough that she could’t see her feet 😉

      • alihar says:

        I think they are real. In most of those posted pictures they are smashed down by the outfits!

      • yariettt says:


        Hehehe, so true! I wish she would just stop. Talking. She is the worst.

    • GeeMoney says:

      They look pretty real to me, and I should know… I’ve got ridiculously huge breasts (it’s hard to get some fake ones by me). Big ones hang a certain way. She looks like she might be a C or D cup.

      She’s lucky they stopped growing when they did. Some of us others didn’t fare as well 🙁

      • Isa says:

        If they are fake the doctor did a great job. They look awesome. Also, she had enough breast tissue to hide an implant which helps give them a more natural look.

      • Tazina says:

        They are real. Stop doubting her. It’s annoying.
        It’s just now she’s showing them off much more than she did before. Clothing, lighting, angles – the type of bra – there are a lot of things that can make them look smaller or larger, depending on the occasion.

        Who cares if she’s read a book. That’s her deal, not mine. I imagine right now she’s focused on building her bank account, not reading War and Peace.

      • yariettt says:


        I’m sorry that your breasts were so ambitious! 🙂 I’m sure the rest of the world is grateful for the nice view! And I agree, they look very real. But I think all the terrible boob jobs that are shoved in our faces all the time (pun intended) have distracted us from the fact that every once in a while, people get quality work done. As a late in life t*t developer, I fancy myself quite the sleuth in this department. I love me some boobie and I think I can spot work from a mile away. I could be wrong, but I’m not (lol). I’ve been watching this girl since she popped up on the scene and got famous for alienating the gay community with cutesie bigotry (I Kissed A Girl AND Ur So Gay??? I can’t with this dummy). But I digress..

        And Isa, I definitely agree that they look amazing. I think you are right that the fact that she already had knockers (unlike, say, Taylor Swift) hides the work. I think all the hype has made her overconfident and in denial, like most stars.

        As BW pointed out, I think a lot of silly women forget that you have to put work into it, too. The surgery doesn’t take care of itself and is not a quick fix. BW wisely noted that you have to be diligent and work that shiz out if you don’t want hard silicone half-fruits. Maybe Miss Hudson got some good advice in that department! I still adamantly maintain that Katy upgraded her ample rack in exchange for superstardom. What else does she have? She can’t sing and she doesn’t write her own music, I don’t care what her defenders say. She knows what side her bread is buttered on, hence the teenage dream tour of ejaculation.

        And I know I sound like a jealous harpy waxing on about a stranger.. But she messed with my Rusty Rockets. And I’m a loyal fan girl. That woman needs to step off on the Russell bashing. She never deserved him anyway.

      • yariettt says:


        If you can get on here and tell me to “stop doubting her” and express your annoyance, I can express mine at her obvious lies. Bye.

      • dayhauf says:

        I think they are real as well. I started out with C’s and every time I gain 10 or 15 pounds or so I go up a half a cup to a cup size. When I lose the extra pounds it is never from my boobs. A few bouts of gain/loss is how I eventually got up to an H cup and had to have a reduction surgery. She might be the same way.

    • hally says:

      I really hate comments like this. Her boobs are real, I don’t know why you would even be questioning that? I have the same kind of NATURAL breasts so i kind of consider myself an expert; breast size fluctuates, sometimes independently from the rest of your body. Hers look totally real, always have, and move like natural breasts do. Everyone who rags on her, jessica simpson, and salma hayek for having implants must not have had any experience with large natural breasts. They do occur in nature, you know. Save your implant accusations for the small breasted sisters t-swift, nicole kidman, kate hudson, and even the goop herself, all of whom have actually gone under the knife. Personally I don’t think larger is necessarily better and think most implants are pretty obvious and unnecessary so whatever. But it really irks me that people would assume I had to pay for my rack, or that large breasted women are obviously enlarging their breasts on purpose for sexual attention.

      • yariettt says:

        Whoaaa. . I am a 110 lb. short, skinny chick with D or DD cups. . You sound really mad. I’m sorry. Don’t take it personally, Katy Perry’s not you.

  2. Kiddo says:

    Wasn’t she tssk-tssking Miley not too long ago about the skimpy stuff, or am I mistaken?

    • Dani2 says:

      According to her, she was becoming a role model by default because all her other pop contemporaries were getting naked and she didn’t feel like she needed to get naked to be noticed. Lol.

      • Kiddo says:

        Well there you have it. Miley did it wrong since she didn’t get a cover for a laddy mag, em-kay.

      • pru says:

        That has always been my biggest problem with her, selling herself as a role model to young girls while wearing a bra that squirts whipped cream? Just ugh.

      • ray says:

        from the lady who shoots whipped cream from her boobs.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @Pru: If modesty is the requirement for any member of our sex- and only our sex- to be deemed a ‘good role model’, then yeah, I guess Katy Perry and all the other women out there who aren’t submitting to a modest dress code are automatically ‘bad role models’ and the ones who do submit are automatically ‘good role models.’ A female is only as good as she is chaste and ladylike.

        But if we’re basing a person’s status as a ‘role model’ on what kind of a person they are, if that’s what really matters, then clothing and physical appearance have nothing to do with it. I don’t have a problem with the way Katy Perry dresses, or see another woman’s choices in this area as something that will qualify or disqualify her as a ‘role model’. My only problem is her hypocritical “I can do it, but everybody else needs to be more classy and ladylike” attitude.

      • yariettt says:


        The problem with her attire lies in the fact that she markets herself to children. Her Cali Dreams tour was all Candy Land nonsense. Her music is so saccharine and trite that obviously it appeals to kids. And after some awards show I remember kids being trotted out all dressed up in her various looks. One girl had a white t-shirt with cupcakes on her nonexistent breasts. That’s disgusting. Kids grow up fast enough as it is, they don’t need to be making sexual allusions they don’t understand because they’re copying dummyface. Nice parents, too.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @yariettt: She seems to be marketed more at teens and adults. I don’t believe in shielding teens from sex. That doesn’t mean that she might not have some fans who are in elementary school, but that possibility doesn’t make an entertainer obligated to cover up and make sure that they and all of their work are asexual. Especially when cartoons and movies marketed at children under 13 have plenty of allusions to sex and violence.

      • yariettt says:

        Leila, I disagree that Perry is marketed more to teens and adults. Only boy bands and tween queens make 3D tour documentaries for obvious cash grabs. And her persona is so juvenile and immature. I am a sex positive person, but Perry markets herself as a submissive girlfriend who naiively believes she can “reform” a bad boy, every damn time. I find her backwards and creepy with her pseudo Christian housewife act. I am not offended by consensual sex, but violence does truly offend me. And I do not expect poptarts to dress modestly or be asexual. However, I dislike the way women are portrayed in the media and I think Katy Perry is a pawn in the degradation machine. Her raunchy antics and transparent, cynical management really rub me the wrong way.

    • Lindy79 says:

      Good catch!
      The fire extinguisher shot is definitely something Miley would do, although she’d probably shove it in her mouth.

    • bns says:

      Yup. That’s my only problem with these pictures.

    • V4Real says:

      +1 to what all you ladies said but she does have a nice rack.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Yes. Celebitchy did a post on Oct. 29th about her interview where she said this:

      “Like females in pop – everybody’s getting naked. I mean, I’ve been naked before but I don’t feel like I have to always get naked to be noticed. But it’s interesting to see…
      “I’m not talking about anyone in particular. I’m talking about all of them. I mean, it’s like everybody’s so naked. It’s like put it away. We know you’ve got it. I got it too. I’ve taken it off for – I’ve taken it out here and there. And I’m not necessarily judging. I’m just saying sometimes it’s nice to play that card but also it’s nice to play other cards. And I know I have that sexy card in my deck but I don’t always have to use that card.”

    • yariettt says:

      She’s too dumb and ignorant to realize what a self-righteous hypocrite she is. Her parents turned her into a real piece of work.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      I was here to comment the same thing.

      +1 for you Glen Coco

  3. TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

    Annoying, fake, manufactured, but yes she does look decent, albeit photoshopping as usual. And she’s an idiot; My God, she’s nearly 30 and doesn’t appear to have read a serious work, book, or newspaper on any subject. When I want enlightenment on matters spiritual, I read contemporary philosophy, this dolt has nothing to say on the subject which is why she is such an easy target when she expounds on matters religious. And her music really is bad.

    • Jenna says:

      I’m afraid the only thing we can hold against her is the lack of talent. Newspapers and magazine ask and she answers. No reason a professional singer should authoritatively quote Onfray.
      She’s absolutely gorgeous btw. Don’t think she prayed for a brilliant intellect and anyhow smart people are not better than beautiful ones. Random gifts to random people.
      On a personal note, my favourite people are the average ones with enough self awareness to improve. The gifted ones, as said, either beauty or brains, got them randomly and none are better than others.

      • Jessica says:

        But she does write or at least cowrites her own music. I don’t think she’s a very talented live singer but she’s a step above Rihanna as far as talent goes in my book. They both just look pretty & have good music but at least Katy writes hers. I do believe Rihanna does have some songwriting credits to her name but I think she’s the kind of artist who just changes a few lyrics and gets credit bc her name is usually the last one on the credits. Anyway, Katy looks good but she should practice what she preaches.

      • yariettt says:

        Jessica, I would like proof this nasty trollup is literate before I will ever believe she writes her songs.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        @yariett: Yeesh. No need to slut-shame her just because you don’t like her and think her boobs are fake.

    • yariettt says:

      Ugh, Leila you are killing me. I am not slut shaming her. I am lie shaming her because she is ignorant and advertises her delusions of grandeur.

  4. Lisa says:

    She is both annoying and a knock-out.

  5. blue marie says:

    I can’t believe I agree with her on something.. Grace is an awesome album.
    She looks good here, but as to the rest, I don’t care.

  6. QQ says:

    Makeup shotgun on the “Clown” setting CHECK

    Overly Hammy poses: CHECK

    Talking About Russell Brand and John meyer: CHECK

  7. HH says:

    I don’t know if she can act, but if she can, Snow White should be her first role.

  8. Paige says:

    Very hypocritical Katy Perry

  9. Marty says:

    Is she really natural though? I thought I read she had sone work done. Although makeup does a lot for her.

    • Dani2 says:

      Makeup is her BFF. I know makeup is meant to enhance, but with her, her makeup free self could actually be a different person altogether.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      I don’t think she’s had anything surgically done–but makeup is her BFF for life. She’s a cute girl, but she is like a whole ‘nother person without it. She cakes that sh-t on like cement.

    • Connie says:

      She slathers on so much makeup. It’s like a Jekyl and Hyde effect the difference between her made up look and au naturel face.

  10. tifzlan says:

    Her response to the geisha controversy pissed me off even more.

    Also, i too harbor fantasies of losing my virginity to Jeff Buckley’s Grace.

    • christina says:

      Yes thank you I thought I was the only one who read the Geisha comment.

      Who when thinking of unconditional love thinks geisha? Katy so full of it.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        So full of it. That’s such a ridiculous statement.

      • Dani2 says:

        Once again, Katy literally doesn’t know what she’s talking about. The ditsy bimbo thing is getting old, just like her – she’s going to be 31 this year.

  11. Anna says:

    Her rack is so big she can’t see her feet when she’s lying down?? LIES!

  12. Cro-girl says:

    People always tell me that I look exactly like her so I’m totally biased but she’s hot. Haha!

  13. MollyB says:

    I feel like I’ve seen that fire extinguisher shot a million times and I don’t even read lad mags.

  14. TheOriginalKitten says:

    I’ve always found her to be incredibly average-looking.
    Great boobs though.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I try not to pick a part people’s appearances, but with Katy I can’t help analyzing her face. My brain doesn’t understand why she has such pretty eyes, but I still see her face as non-beautiful. What is the science behind my reception of her face? I think there is something about her cheekbones/jawline /nose/ mouth area that reads as off to me. I have noticed I find her prettier when I can’t see her jaw (usually disguised by hair wisps), or there has been a lot of shading in that area.

      I feel so guilty now about giving in to my urge to analyze women’s faces!

  15. bns says:

    Natural or not, her body is banging.

  16. INeedANap says:

    The geisha thing is so convoluted and nonsensical it’s clear she just felt like dressing up. Just say that Katy, we don’t expect meaningful performance art from you.

    • Abbicci says:

      Perfect comment! All she has to say is ” I have no understanding of the historical, socioeconomic, sexist implications of what a geisha is/was, but COSTUME THAT SHOWS MY TITTIES!! I mean why get caught up in women as property and a commodity to be sold and exchanged, I’m no feminist. So lets just talk about my TITTIES!”

    • V4Real says:

      “Just say that Katy, we don’t expect meaningful performance art from you. ”

      I think she’s trying to Lady Gaga us.

  17. Bob says:


  18. Happy21 says:

    She looks gorgeous in these photos. I’ve heard rumors of a boob job early in her career but haven’t seen anything to contradict her saying their real and they look pretty real to me. Regardless, I’m pretty sure they aren’t so big that she can’t see her feet when she lies down…

  19. Frank says:

    Haha, as a Wisconsinite who voted for Obama, I can honestly say I had no idea Katy Perry was even stumping for him here. Good for her, but I personally give her zero credit for swinging the state.

  20. The Original G says:

    She looks great and I don’t have to hear her sing or talk.

  21. JH says:

    She looks incredible on the cover- haters to the left!

  22. rep says:

    I was reading her justification for the Geisha get up, and thought I was reading gibberish, but I said maybe Im just not that deep. Thanks for clearing it up for me.

  23. Gretchen says:

    “So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au naturel product.”

    Perceiving of oneself as a product is one of the least empowering things I can think of.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Good point, Gretchen!
      Also, how she could call herself “au naturel” when, as she said in one interview, she won’t let her man see her in the morning until she has spent 45 minutes doing her make-up? She is one of the least au naturel pop stars out there.

      • Jessica says:

        I feel like it was a subtle stab at Lady Gaga who preaches self acceptance and then gets so much plastic surgery that she looks like a totally different person.

  24. LOL says:

    Well at least she is done getting naked….oh wait, apparently she isnt. Hypocrite

  25. Hope says:

    Wisconsinite checking in, and all I can say is: BWAHAHAHAHA! What a self-involved ninny. Wow. Just wow.

  26. Danigirl says:

    To answer your question… she’s annoying AND a total knock-out. Unfortunately they aren’t mutually exclusive!

  27. Vivian says:

    How about I give 10,000 to the person who can find the real person underneath those layers of cakeup and photoshooop

  28. Valerie says:

    I think she wears a lot of make up because she has bad skin. And those boobs are going to sag sooner or later. Enjoy them while you can, Ms. Hudson.

    • carol says:

      eh i have boobs like that too – I plan on getting a boob lift when I’m 35 using all the money I save from not having any children in my lifetime 🙂

  29. carol says:

    I have largish boobs on a small frame too, and its nice when other women acknowledge that they are supposed to be kinda floppy and fall into your armpits when you lie down lol.

  30. Ag-UK says:

    Maybe they are real maybe not buy I can’t spend my. £& on her music. Although my 13 y/o likes her.

  31. LilyT says:

    Well, don’t they always say to work with your strengths? Katy Perry has two: left boob, right boob.

  32. Kelly says:

    Great boobs, but are we really talking about her in terms of body parts? Is that what women have been reduced to?

  33. bailie says:

    I don’t like her music.
    She is not attractive in my opinion.
    I don’t know, if she had any work done or it’s just that her make-up is applied with a buldozer and her hair is incredibly fake looking. I just find her very unnatural looking.
    She is no Cate Blanchet look or talent wise.

  34. Denise says:

    She actually does look proper bombshell here, usually I find something really off about the way she looks. Her face reminds me of Emily Blunt in the third photo, I would have thought that was her if I saw it on its own. Sort of. As for the interview, typical Katy Perry.

  35. Naddie says:

    Hope she doesn’t want to be taken seriously as an artist. About her looks, I don’t get the whole make-up, I bet she’s naturally gorgeous. Her boobs are ok, they look natural to me.

  36. dread pirate cuervo says:

    She prayed for her rack? & here I’ve spent years trying to pray for nothing for myself but emotional strength & God’s grace. Who knew?

  37. Vivian says:

    Women are more than their boobs! We have so much more value….

  38. Vicky says:



    They look real because she had the implants put behind her real breasts. They are too perfect and round to be real.

  39. shellybean says:

    She looks pretty spectacular to me!

  40. Valois says:

    Am I the only one thinking that the story of how she lost her virginity is basically that: a story? A pretty bad one.

  41. BettyBlue says:

    Katy Perry sounds like a skin disease to me, “Oh ghastly, I was in the tropics and contracted a particularly bad case of katyperry.”