Here are your “Hot Guys” of the Grammys, although to be perfectly honest, there were some slim pickings this year. No disrespect to these guys, but I would only give a handful of them the time of day. I mean, I’m sure they’re not interested in me either. I’m just one of those women whose never seen the appeal of the standard-issue rocker. Eddie Vedder? Sure. I would hit that all day long and twice on Sundays. But, like, Dave Grohl? No. I like Dave Grohl and I respect him, but I don’t ever want to see him naked.
So I’m including lots of photos in this post and I’m trying to figure out who of these guys is really worth a bang or even a good look. I love Gary Clark Jr., but I probably wouldn’t hit it. I think Pharrell is a cutie but his Scout Leader hat is killing me. John Legend is adorable but he’s so obviously in love with his wife, I can’t even really let a crush blossom. Neil Patrick Harris… well, he wouldn’t be interested in me. Although I love his guyliner. So.. who would I bang? Ziggy Marley probably. Macklemore, definitely (but Ryan Lewis couldn’t watch). And so help me God, Kris Kristofferson looks really good here. RIGHT?!
I’m also including photos of Ringo Starr, Kevin Hart (I love him and he makes me laugh, but I probably wouldn’t bang him), Steven Tyler (mess), LL Cool J, Calvin Harris, Blake Shelton and of course, the Daft Punk helmet dudes.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Pharell and Ziggy sooooooooooooooooooooooo STYLIN’
Pharell is the only guy who could pull off a hat like that.
I love Pharell but he looks a bit like a park ranger, I’d hit it but the whole time I’d be thinking “how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood”
So I choose old faithful LL, he is always hit-table..
+1 to LL. It’d be like a nostalgia hit.
Ditto on LL. I’d hit and I’d ask him to perform “I’m Bad” while we have at it.
The hat is from Vivienne Westwood’s 1982-1983 Buffalo collection.
Calvin Harris and Ryan Lewis
Just nph
So I’d go home to ben and jerry instead. 🙁
Whyyyy nph?
I’m going to sit this one out as well though I still have a thing for LL. I like Pharell but he looks more like a boy than a man.
THIS ^^^
Daft Punk and Kendrick were to me THE most elegant of the night
Would i do Josh Homme? in a New York Minute!
Every time i see Macklemore’s Outfit I smooth laugh til I start weeping Idk why but is just so ridiculous and then the way he is standing OMG here i Go again
Josh Homme YES OMG
Yes! Daft Punk. And I’d make them keep their helmets on.
hahahahhahahaaa… yes.
And – their clothes are so beautifully tailored. I kinda like the tall one.
LOL!!! Yes, I too pick Daft Punk with helmets on!
I didn’t even look at what Macklemore was wearing because of the hair. Good God…that hair! Why would anyone intentionally make themselves look like that?
Ahh, here are my fellow Josh Homme lovers. Let’s dish! How did you like the leather jacket/Elvis hip gyrations? Too bad the stupid Grammy producers decided to cut to a crummy commercial in the middle of the song, though. That was weak.
OMFG I was so OFFENDED that they cut him out at the end for effing sponsors blowies… When he was gyrating and looked so fine in leather!!! OFFENDED
If I had to: Marley, Pharrell, LL Cool J, the robots and Kevin Hart, because he makes me laugh my ass off.
Steven Tyler is a mess, he’s not hot, but for whatever reason, he is incredibly likeable.
And you forgot Lang Lang.
I agree! Steven is a hot mess, but he sure makes up for it with his personality.
Wow Macklemore has no neck
I’m an overall thanks but no. I’m just here to point out that Ringo Starr is 73 years old!!! WTF?! He looks incredible!
Macklemore always looks like he’s holding in a fart. No thanks.
+1 😛
OMG, I am sitting here literally laughing out loud at your comment and tears are running down my cheeks. The statement alone is hilarious, but the fact that you said it about Macklemore is funnier because it’s so true, now that you mentioned it! 🙂
Does anyone know what Daft Punk look like?? Also, damnnnnn Calvin Harris.
There are a couple pics from the 90s and maybe something recent if you troll the net but FWIW they are kinda hawt
Yup. Thomas Bangalter (the tall one) is indeed very handsome.
Tru! im a Guy Manuel girl myself, But they both looked very elegant
You’re a Guy-Man girl too?! *virtual high-five* I have the biggest crush on his teenage/twenty-something year old self. And yes, when it comes to big events, they always bring it in the fashion department. They keep it simple, but fabulous nonetheless.
Agreed! I’d bang him with or without the helmet.
Wow! can’t believe I went this long not knowing what they looked like hahah they’ve both very cute.
Macklemore is really cute but that teal velour tux he’s wearing is killing me…….
i dont find Macklemore remotely attractive.
+1. He does have a lot of charisma though. Not enough to hit, though.
Nope on everyone, especially Mackelmore.
Slim pickings indeed. Yeesh!
Hm, I feel a headache coming on…think I’d rather just roll over and go to sleep.
Maybe it’s left over from the 90’s but I still feel like ll cool j would do dirty so well. And daft punk, purely for the curiosity factor.
Ringo has looked the same for ten years (if not more), and Pharell has looked the same for most of his life, I guess. Love them both, would not hit. Macklemore doesn’t appeal to me, but I like him. Ryan Lewis is a cutie, though! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there’s something incredibly sexy about the robots. Good suits + talent + mistery= hot. I also might have developed a crush on Imagine Dragons’ lead singer. And you forgot about Jared Leto and the rest of the 30 Seconds To Mars guys!
where the hell are the trent reznor pics????
he was looking damn fine last night.
geez.
Meeoooww….He IS a fine looking man, I agree with you Kay!!
Where’s Jared Leto??? He was definitely the hottest there!
Yuck, they’re all a giant “no” for me. Especially that dude in the thumbnail. Egads.
LL cool J any day. I feel filthy thinking of John Legend and Pharrell in any kind of sexual situations so, NO.
Weirdly, Macklemore. Yes.
*Hides face* 😀
I’ve always thought Ziggy was hot!
His father was better looking though.
Damian is the hottest out of the Marley brothers, IMO.
Damian Marley all day every day….But outta this list here, only Ziggy…damn where all the good looking musicians at!
Also Not for Nothing we are having omissions: Miguel Giving you Curly realness, and jay-z on his grown man steeze and again Kendrick not being here (he looked so sharp!) and Jared-slowly-morphing-Into-white-jesus-Leto and Keith Urban Matching his and hers Botox faces (srly yall not a wrinkle to be found) , Trent, Dave Ghrol, Josh …
Kevin Hart looks like he’s resting his weary head on that woman’s bosom.
That man is do short, but I bet he looks mighty tall standing on all those stacks of money!
wait….I thought you said “hot guys”?
I want Daft Punk. There. I’ve said it!
Ryan Lewis can GET. IT.
He’ll be taking off the suit, anyway.
Dave Grohl in Nirvana days was hot. Or cute which is kinda rare in rock stars. Plus, he’s got a great personality.
I still think he’s kinda hot, but he’s the same age as my dad so no thanks.
One of my friends in college used to hook up with Dave Grohl. Not in Nirvana years, but more like mid Foo Fighter years. She said that he was an animal and RIPPED HER CLOTHES OFF completely. Like, her t-shirt came off in two pieces, broke the clasp on her bra. He was a super passionate guy, very fun and REALLY into making her happy.
That’s what I think of whenever I see him!
I’ll take Daft Punk, with or without the helmets.
Pharell is supercute. The rest no thanks.
Sorry but Makelmore is so ugly IMO.
Why no pics of Bruno? He’d get my vote all day, every day!
Hey, how about a Josh Homme photo for those of us who like the rocker guys? He’s so dreamy with that ginger pompador and leather jacket. Trent Reznor, too, please! Oh, and LL Cool J still makes me tingly.
Yes! Yes! And Yes (but only if LL is licking his lips in the photo) 😉
Ahem, where’s Bruno Mars?
Yeesh.
Daft Punk helmet dudes always give me creeps. And I can’t figure out if it’s because I fell disturbed or fascinated.
You should google their sans-helmets pictures!
Re: Kris Kristofferson…he looks like he doesn’t have teeth in his mouth.
LOL
Woody Harrelson often looks like this in True Detective 😉
I am really liking True Detective! I haven’t watched last night’s yet, though.
I’ll pass on all of them, but in what world does Macklemore beat out Kendrick Lamar for rap?!?! Seriously?!?!? WTF?
John Legend and Pharrell are both such hot men. Damn.
I seem to be in the minority here, but it find Dave grohl very sexy.
I think his personality has a lot to do with it though, as he is so cool in interviews and is known as the ” nice guy of rock “.
Josh homme is also sexy, the way he was gyrating his hips and he has that Elvis type grin as he sings. He is so handsome! Please post a pic of him for us rockers to drool over!
“Eddie Vedder? Sure. I would hit that all day long and twice on Sundays.” Girl, my thoughts EXACTLY ❤
I’m 30 and let me tell you, long haired, young, beautiful blue-eyed, flannel/ripped jeans/Doc Martin wearing Eddie Vedder was at the height of his Grunge music game during my formative and ahem, VERY hormonal, middle school years and to this day, every time a classic Pearl Jam song comes on the radio…Oh my GOD. Still hot for the man today!
Also, “Mackelmore, definitely (but Ryan Lewis couldn’t watch).” This had me crazy-laughing out loud! I adore those two together but are they EVER apart? Idk but maybe that would actually work in my favor because I’m so into both there’s absolutely no way I could choose 😀