Kim Kardashian says she wants three kids ‘tops’, but Nori might be an only child

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in NYC yesterday. We’re going through a bad styling phase for Kim. It comes and goes. Sometimes she can go a full week with relatively cute outfits, and then she’ll just go on this jag where she thinks she can work a flat center part, high-waisted satin pants or a huge robe-coat. So, what was the Marilyn Monroe of our generation up to yesterday? Well, she did a radio interview with Lucifer’s Enabler, Ryan Seacrest, and she talked about wedding plans and babies and all that good stuff:

Sounds like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided that bigger isn’t always better. The couple are scaling back their wedding plans and instead arranging for a “super, super small” ceremony in Paris later this year, the bride-to-be told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show on Tuesday, Feb. 25.

“We’re having a super, super small, intimate wedding,” she told the Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer. “As we go along, we’re realizing we want it to be smaller and more intimate than people are imagining and thinking.”

“Small” may be relative, though. After all, West has a tendency toward big gestures, like his epic proposal on Kardashian’s 33rd birthday, when he rented out a baseball stadium and invited all of her family and friends — not to mention an entire orchestra — to witness their engagement.

“He told me he was actually nervous about proposing, because he was worried you might not say yes,” Seacrest told North’s mom.

“I don’t know how he could ever think that!” she replied. “I believe in his heart, he knew I’d say yes. I mean, we have a child together, we have loved each other a really long time, and I think it’s the right time.”

Indeed, things seem to be going swimmingly for the couple, who welcomed little Nori last June.

“I’m loving life right now,” Kardashian told Seacrest. “My daughter is the cutest thing ever…I’m loving being a mom.”

“I never thought I would say that. I went into this so scared — so scared of every last thing pregnancy meant, and motherhood, and the responsibility,” she confessed. “And everything everyone tells you about having a kid — how it’ll change your life, and it’s the greatest experience, and you’ll love it — it’s that times 100.”

“She’s the sweetest, she’s the calmest,” she added of Nori. “All she does is laugh. She’ll laugh at anything. I’ll put my toe right near her, and she’ll crack up. She’s the sweetest, happiest baby I’ve ever seen.”

Eventually, she said, she’d like to give North a sibling or two — but no more than that. “I don’t think I can do more than three tops. That would be my absolute top top tops,” she admitted. I even contemplate, ‘Should North be an only child?’ But then I contemplate all the…fun experiences I had, so I might have to tough it out.”

Her nephew, for one, is hoping the next kid is a boy. “I was talking to [Kourtney’s son] Mason about it the other day, and he was like, ‘Can you make a boy? I need a friend to play with,'” Kardashian recalled. “And I was like, ‘Let me think about that!'”

[From Us Weekly]

I will be SHOCKED if Kim gets pregnant any time in the next year, year-and-a-half. She hated being pregnant more than any other woman I’ve ever seen in public. To be fair, her pregnancy seemed like it was really difficult, she was sick and Kanye was largely absent and then she went into labor early. I would imagine that her body is still recuperating. I think Yeezington probably does want Kim to get knocked up again really quickly, but we’ll see if it happens. I’m saying that she’s going to wait for a while.

As for the “small wedding” – again, I think that’s what Kim wants. This will be Kim’s third wedding and I think that after the Kris Humphries mess, she’s a little bit wary of doing some huge blow-out. SHE wants a small wedding this time. Yeezington wants a huge, Vogue-worthy thing though, and I bet he gets his way.

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  1. V4Real says:

    Can she even close her mouth anymore? Lately all I’m seeing are pics of her with her mouth open or partially open.

    • Jules says:

      I wonder what it must feel like to have your face frozen with the same expression 24/7.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      I’m just glad she closed her coat after the Humpty Dumpty pants debacle from yesterday.

    • Brittaki says:

      Kim is looking very Octomom-ish these days. Which is fitting because they’re both full-time famewhores who laughingly claim to have never had plastic surgery.

  2. QQ says:

    her face doesnt make any goddamned sense…also Of Course IgNori is awesome You only see her after the nanny has done all the shitty parts of being a new mom! Shit even I the condom and pills nazi would want a kid under those circumstances

  3. Relli says:

    Whoa her face on the front page is meowy. This must Mercy’s revenge.

    • foodlover says:

      now THAT would be an amazing twilight zone-y plot…cat’s haunts former owner and takes over her body. Maybe that is why she looks so expressionless lately. And we all thought it was botox!

      • Relli says:

        Hahahaha, yes exactly! All I could think when I saw the front page photo was that is the exact same face my cat makes mid-yawn.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      I was wondering if I was the only one noticing her face again. She looks puffy.

  4. foodlover says:

    meow

  5. FingerBinger says:

    What’s the deal with these Kim K posts? There’s been one every day and there were two yesterday.

    • Amanduh says:

      I think they’re here because they’ll get the most comments. Same with the Jolie-Pitts and Anniston. They generate the most clicks.

      • Josephine says:

        Not so much lately – many posts with better numbers right now. Can we finally be done with these people?

    • Jaderu says:

      What Amanduh said…
      They get the most comments. Everyone can pretty much agree on the fact that Kim K sucks and we enjoy commenting on the suck.
      Actually sucking may be why Kim’s mouth won’t close.
      Ha! answered V4Real’s question too.
      Killed 2 birds with one stone. Gossip efficiency!

  6. GeorginaSparks says:

    Oh robe coat, no.

  7. AG says:

    Does she have weeks when she wears good outfits? I feel like one would be hard pressed to find several days in succession when her styling wasn’t terrible. I just don’t get it. She has so much money, she could hired someone with good taste to dress her.

    • lucy says:

      No, she does not have weeks, or even moments, when she wears good outfits, or when her styling isn’t terrible. The only cover she should be on is What Not to Wear. She has proven that point ad nauseum.

  8. Neffie says:

    She finally flew out with her daughter i think the backlash of never being seen and the whole ‘ignori’ got to her.

  9. Anais says:

    Mariah hated pregnancy more!

  10. Tracy says:

    It is sweet that she remembers that she has a child.

    • Paige says:

      Loves it!!
      My prediction:
      SHE WILL NEVER GET PREGNANT AGAIN….

      • janie says:

        I agree about another baby. She will have “fertility issues”, caused by her difficult pregnancy and can’t conceive. I think that will be it in a nutshell! They were “blessed” to be able to have Ignori. My prediction?? I hope im wrong.

    • gritsngreens says:

      Tracy wins the internet today!

      PLEASE LORD NO MORE KARTRASHIANS! And can Kanye just come out of the closet already. We aren’t as stupid as they would like us to be.

      I’m so OVER THIS FAMILY. UGH

  11. Frida_K says:

    Her droopy face makes her droopy ears look longer, especially in that last photograph in which she is clutching her drooping coat.

    She looks like a melted candle.

  12. melmel says:

    She was miserable during her pregnancy probably because she did not give herself a second to rest. I know she makes a living out of famewhoring but all that travel takes a toll on a body that is already going through massive changes.
    As for the wedding, I hope it is big so we can see a crash and burn scenario. This is her third time, i don`t have much faith in it lasting

    • swack says:

      I agree with you that she and only she made her pregnancy miserable. Not only by travelling around the world but also by the amount of weight she put on (more than is recommended). Also the tight clothes and ridiculous shoes made her miserable. She had a relatively easy pregnancy and was never restricted to bed rest. As far as Kanye not being around, there are many military wives that go through pregnancies by themselves every day and they have to worry about the danger their husband is in. But I also don’t see her getting pregnant any time soon. JMO

  13. FL says:

    Always a big ill fitting coat to cover her oddly shaped body.
    How insecure for a narcissistic woman.

  14. Holly says:

    Did she put the infamous scarred toe in front of Nori to make her laugh?

    • idk says:

      I was thinking the same thing. But she got it lasered so it’s not scarred anymore. She just HAS to be perfect from head to toe. But E cameras filmed it, so the procedure was free. She probably wants to get as much as she can get done during filming so she doesn’t have to pay for it…after all next season may be their last.

  15. Teeny says:

    I think it’s sad how she has manipulated her face. She looks more and more plastic as time progresses.

  16. Lynne says:

    Probably going to be small because even with free airfare the A-C list guests have other plans and don’t want to be filmed for the Seacrest produced Three’s a Charm wedding celebration.

    • Chrissy says:

      Hahahahahah! I agree the guest list will be underwhelming for this
      farce-in-the-making! Only their d-to z-list friends will make the
      journey but only if they don’t have to bring wedding gifts! Maybe the
      crowns will the replaced with tiaras instead.

  17. Amanda_M87 says:

    Can’t she make up her mind? I really don’t care how many kids she has but she’s gonna have to decide soon if she wants more kids or not.

  18. MonicaQ says:

    She’s starting to look like octomom. It is not cute in the least.

  19. ughinsomnia says:

    I think the small wedding thing is just her way of saying, “Nobody wants to come to our wedding.”

    Also, what’s wrong with her ankles? In all the recent pics of her, her ankles have been doing some weeeeird stuff.

    • lucy says:

      I would be surprpised if they didn’t sell tickets to their superfans to attend their wedding – that’s how greedy and needy they are!

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Have you noticed her feet are always at odd angles? It’s like she isn’t old enough to walk in high heels. Not a naturally graceful woman, that’s for sure. It seems like everything with her is such an EFFORT, even just getting dressed! Attractive people make it look easy.

  20. Venny says:

    Jeez Louise, that face is SCARY. She’s veering into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory very quickly. I always wonder what it must feel like to have a totally different face than your natural one – does she even recognize herself anymore? SMH.

  21. Patricia says:

    I don’t shade her for not liking pregnancy. I’m only halfway through my first pregnancy, everything is going well, I even had an easy first trimester but I’m already wanting my body back. I want my baby to be here and I want to workout without getting out of breath and stop gaining weight and have a normal appetite, etc. Even when it goes well it’s still daunting to have your body taken over.
    It’s kind of nice to see a woman in the public eye being honest that it’s not an easy process.

    • Gabrielle says:

      Agree. I had a baby 5 months ago and although I love him more than anything in the world, I still think pregnancy was really hard. I had a normal pregnancy, a little morning sickness, nothing out of the ordinary or a true medical concern. But it was really hard for me because I was really nervous the whole time, I didn’t feel like myself, I felt fat, etc. I’m really loving fitting into my old clothes and feeling normal again and I love being a mom to my baby. My husband and I feel like 1 child might be right for our family. We might change our minds at some point but I’m certainly not missing a lot of the things that come along with being pregnant. Whenever I see celeb moms say they love it and they feel beautiful, I can’t help but think it’s not really honest.
      Best wishes for a happy and healthy pregnancy to you, Patricia.

  22. dorothy says:

    She used to be pretty, now she’s just frozen and waxy looking. How sad that she has mutilated her natural beauty with fillers, botox and god knows what else.

  23. Evi says:

    She must have had a fresh batch of botox injections.

  24. Dawn says:

    Good god this woman is a pathological liar! Maybe why she has such a big caboose is because it grows with each new lie she tells. Her ugliness from the inside is quickly seeping out for the world to see. Yuk.

  25. Mar says:

    This is her worst look ever!!
    She looks like a frozen Pocahontas.
    Her hairline is insane looking and her face looks like a mannequin.
    She needs to go to plastic surgery rehab

  26. MediaMaven says:

    Small wedding = E! saying “the KUWTK ratings are in the toilet, we paid for your last damn fantasy over the top royal wedding, the marriage lasted 72 days, and we’re not paying for yet another extravaganza for Lucifer’s spawn and a dying show”.

    These people don’t use their own money for anything – their lives are sponsored by something or other 24/7. So, no “E!” money = small wedding.

  27. Jayna says:

    Her face looks horrible.

    I can’t shade her. The girl had a really, really tough pregnancy. I wouldn’t be in a rush either. Enjoy her first one. They spend so much time away from her, they need to stick with one for the time being so she can get enough attention. She spends more time fame-whoring with Kanye than relishing her delicious baby girl.

  28. aceshigh says:

    I wonder if the other two kids would be named East and South. *bum dum tsk*

  29. idk says:

    If E is willing to pay for the wedding and they are willing to have it televised, it will be a BIG over the top wedding. If Kanye is not willing to have it televised, then Kanye and Kim will have to pay for it, which means it will probably be very SMALL. It all comes down to money.

    Kim Kardashian will never get pregnant again…unless the fam needs pr, then maybe.

  30. lucy says:

    Someone else commented that Kim looks like Pete Burns.
    She does, and that is NOT a compliment.

    Check Pete out:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1325929/Pete-Burns-My-face-fall-Ill-having-plastic-surgery.html

  31. BendyWindy says:

    Motherhood doesn’t seem to have changed her life very much. What is she talking about?

  32. Nudgie says:

    “Her nephew, for one, is hoping the next kid is a boy. ‘I was talking to [Kourtney’s son] Mason about it the other day, and he was like, ‘Can you make a boy? I need someone strong enough to help me gnaw through the ropes they tie me up with at night,’ Kardashian recalled. ‘And I was like, ‘STFU and get me another syringe of Botox!’”

  33. IceQueen says:

    I never big big weddings. Correction – I don’t get weddings. Period. To each their own.

  34. the original bellaluna says:

    Well, if the wacky pre-nup stuff we read about was true [500K or a mill per kid], she’ll hold out on pregnancy until after the wedding.

    As for a “small wedding,” I’m willing to bet the camera crew will be a large part of the guests.

  35. Madpoe says:

    All I took away from this is she looks like a wet cat wearing a bath rug maybe.

  36. Maureen says:

    “We have loved each other a really long time”. Good grief, how detached from reality can she get? She just makes up her own alternate reality as she goes along, doesn’t she?

  37. Marisa says:

    Looks like a bunch of bath mats sewn together

  38. Bread and Circuses says:

    Yeah, I think she had a rough pregnancy and probably will wait a bit to do that again. She got huge, and she’s vain enough that the (unfair) mocking she got over that fact probably really stung, plus there were hints that she might have suffered from pre-eclampsia.

    A lot of us criticized her for squeezing herself into over-tight couture instead of enjoying being pregnant for the first time, but the fact of it may have been that there was no enjoying that pregnancy. I’ve known more than one woman who had a rough enough time of it to consider not having another kid, even though they wanted more.

    • swack says:

      If she suffered from pre-eclampsia she would have been told to stay off her feet. She did not even towards the end of the pregnancy. NO, she did not have a rough pregnancy – see my comment above for my reasons.

  39. eliza says:

    LOVE the coat. HATE the face. Frightening.

  40. happyfeet says:

    Damn. Fame is a deadly drug isn’t it? Makes people delusional, needy, crazy and…did I mention delusional. Kim and her crazy baby daddy live in a glass closet. Their delusions of grandeur are getting to be a bit annoying. Well, what goes up must come down. I eagerly await their swift descent into that desolate abyss where hollywood stores its has-beens, never-weres, and reality disasters. Money can’t buy class or brains can it?

  41. kitty-bye says:

    Severe middle part of Ruth Buzzi from Laugh In >:D

  42. Vilodemeanus says:

    Every time I see a picture of her now, I think of Kanye’s profound lyrics ” I knew she’d be my wife/when she let me impregnate her mouth”. If that isn’t true love and respect, I don’t know what else Kim deserves. He’s told the world what the world already knew about her, she’s a pig and he has such low self esteem he’s okay with about 100+ men having what he has.
    For a former stylist, Kim certainly can’t dress herself and if someone else doesn’t pick out her clothes she looks the idiot. Poor Ignori. I think she’s better off being raised by staff, but it’s still sad.