Macklemore has already tackled the issue of same-sex marriage with his music. Now he’s concentrating on another very important issue in today’s society. Macklemore wants to help the ladies of the world who deal with men peeing on their toilet seats. He’s written a little song to spread the message via his Instagram. This is so gross but also kind of sweet. He’s telling dudes to put down the toilet seat and to have better aim. Preach it!
Warning: Gross video ahead. You may or may not be seeing Macklemore’s actual pee. He also added a classy, all-caps caption to send his message home:
ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!…and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SH-TTY DADS, QUIT F—ING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL
[From Macklemore on Instagram]
You may be thinking to yourself, “This is a little juvenile.” Well so are guys who can’t bother to aim into the toilet. You know what kind of men set my world on fire? Guys who sit down to pee. The vast majority of them feel more “manly” by standing up, but does it really matter? They can feel manly all by themselves after their women walk out on them after falling into the toilet for the very last time.
Not that women are without guilt on the toilet issue. Any men out there who are reading need to know that women’s public bathrooms are just as disgusting as their male counterparts. It’s not all flowers and perfume in there. For the love of everything, the “hoverers” just need to get a grip and realize they’re creating way more problems than they’re solving. See, this is why I haven’t set foot in a public restroom for years.
Have I grossed you out yet? I …. need to stop now. Another story for another time. We shall talk about pee again someday, my friends!
Photos courtesy of WENN
This is so so gross.. And totally expected from this cornball, affectations and all
Still can’t believe this joke beat out Kendrick Lamar.
I was a housekeeper for less than 3 months, and holy shit, men can’t aim. I had no idea being that there were no men in my household. Thank you Macklebar, I shall mock you less!
While he’s at it, could he please instruct them not to leave the toilet seat up when they finish? Falling into the toilet in the middle of the night is not my idea of fun!
I am really lucky. My husband either has good aim or cleans up after himself, and he has never once left the toilet seat up. I thank his mother, and him, for that, and count my blessings.
I am too. Although my guy is bit obsessive about a clean bathroom, he feels the need to wipe the toilet after every use, and I’m totally okay with it. (we go through A LOT of Clorox wipes)
He’s a keeper, marie.
In fact, I think he should teach classes.
blue marie, SEND HIM TO MY HOUSE. Oh my God. It’s fine when it’s just us–but my little brother has his obnoxious little friends over—the toilet is a warzone then.They come in, they pee on the seat—don’t clean it up. Even though they’re all my brother’s ages—as in old enough to clean up their own pee, even with some freaking toilet paper. But, no. They leave it. They also leave the toilet seat up. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I’ve asked them millions of times to stop. They’ve been coming to our house for YEARS. Ugh, they annoy me so much. Plus both their parents smoke in the house, and don’t clean up–so they STINK.
Write “THERE’S A CAMERA IN HERE I CAN SEE YOU PUT IT BACK DOWN RIGHT NOW” under the seat.
2 things.
1. Women don’t “poop”. Someone needs to tell him that.
2. Not only to lift the seat, but to wipe down the rim of the bowl. That toilet doesn’t clean itself! You can’t put the lid down and any droplets will disappear.
Or better yet……just sit down!! It avoids everything!! You don’t have to clean up, you don’t have to put the seat down after, and you can take a short rest while your peeing!!! There! Problems solved!!
Yes!!!
I’m OK with the seat being up. Yeah, it’s annoying and I make a point to nag at whichever guy is responsible for keeping it up, but the thing that bothers me the most is when pee gets on the LID of the TOILET SEAT. HOW IN THE WORLD DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN. No one wants to sit in pee, and no one wants it on their back either! Nor do I want to look at it when I lift the lid of the toilet!
Bedhead must not shop much at malls or go to the beach! I hate public restrooms too but if I have to use them I will.
Yeah I hate using public restrooms, but it’s hard to travel if you don’t force yourself to use them ! Even a day out shopping, you’re going to need to use the restroom at some point. Humans are supposed to empty their bladders every 3-4 hours. I think the worst are airplane restrooms. There are small enough as it is, but why oh why is there pee on the floor??? It’s so gross….especially if you’re wearing long pants and they touch the floor ! Once during a very long flight, they shut one of the restrooms down because people made it so disgusting.
I cleaned the restrooms in the sports bar my husband managed and I can verify both genders are disgusting. Men think the urinal is a spitoon for their gum, chew, etc. And women…ugh. hoverers and ladies who never learned to wrap their used sanitary products. Animals, I tell you.
The unwrapped sanitary napkins is worse than Pee on the seat way way way disqusting to clean up after.
This guy bugs me.
I hate hoverers. I think they are the most inconsiderate, rude and disgusting people. How dare you leave a seat full of sprinkles that I have to clean off before I can put that toilet cover on? Who do you think you are? Why don’t you just pee on the floor or in your pants while you’re at it, you disgusting pig?
Wow, that felt great.
Oh I know!!! Drives me CRAZY. That’s some Neanderthal sh*t right there…if you drip, you wipe. Basic common courtesy.
THIS X1,000,000. Public restrooms are usually not pleasant, but they do get washed and sanitized frequently. The hoverers….I swear, it makes me want to scream. WOULD YOU DO THAT AT HOME? NO. SIT the F down or cover the seat….you seriously are not solving (or avoiding) ANYTHING by pissing all over the seat for the next person. Are you a cat? A dog? Even my dog has more consideration… And that’s what hoverers are – inconsiderate and unsanitary. Gross.
I’ll admit that when I go in a public bathroom if I have I have to wipe the seat down then I will hover, but I always wipe the seat if I leave anything. It really is disgusting and as someone who has to clean the bathrooms at the end of the night when I’m working, I know how those cleaning people feel so I try not to leave a mess.
I don’t care if I’m not going to get a disease. I don’t want to sit on someones piss. It’s gross.
@ ScrewStewrat99
Nothing wrong with hovering, especially in restrooms where a disposable seat cover is not available. As long as you clean up after yourself, there is no issue. Public washrooms are disgusting. I saw a news report once, where they show the cleaning person using the same rag to clean the toilets as they do to clean the counters and faucets. That’s disgusting. Same thing in hotel rooms, they showed them cleaning the washroom with a rag and then using that rag to clean the glass drinking cups, door handles, etc.
Just a side note, germs in feces can be propelled into the air when the toilet is flushed. Now imagine how much feces is flying around in a busy public restroom. I only use them when I absolutely have to.
I agree with him-this is an epidemic–so much so that I actually ask that men pee sitting down when using my bathroom.
Here’s the thing-men’s pee smells effin disgusting and I can always smell it when I have a dude over to my house. Maybe I’ve been living alone for too long or just have extra-sensitive sense of smell but that sh*t grosses me out. Also, this issue is not exclusive to human beings, my new boy kitten’s pee/poo smells so vile, but girl kitty’s business is almost odorless. Sorry about all the inappropriate details but this issue strikes a cord with me 😉
So I say, Go Mack!
Ha! What is the deal with that man pee smell? I know what you’re talking about. Doesn’t matter if it’s my husband, my brother, or my dad. It’s that same smell. Maybe an evolutionary throwback to when they had to mark their territory! My husband sits to do his business at home, though, just to avoid splashes. I thought it was weird at first but I totally appreciate it!
Perhaps it’s for scent marking? A leftover from our animal heritage that allows you to claim things by peeing on them and whoever has the strongest-smelling pee is the dominant animal and gets the claim the territory. Many animals have pheromones in their pee for precisely that reason.
My solution to the toilet issue is always leave the lid down. Then whoever uses it can have it in the correct position for them, then return it to the start position for the next person. Problem solved! Yes, you have to touch the toilet each time you use it, but you should be washing your hands afterwards anyway!!!!
Can he just disappear? Gross.
I agree I’m no fan of today’s rap though Old school hip hop is actually fun and good, I don’t see that much “talent” in this guy – hell, he’s shilling like many – I’ve seen him in fashion ads with model tori praver. Here’s a comparison that some people wont’ like – most of the acts at Woodstock comprised bands with members in their 20s, and they played legendary music with equipment and conditions that todays acts can’t emulate. This guy’s 30 and this is what he “raps” about? I’m sorry, I don’t get the talent here.
Maybe he’ll win all the Grammy’s for this one too.
LMFAO right?
He should write one for women too. There is nothing worse than almost sitting in someone else’s pee because they were too precious to put their ass on the seat, and also too precious to wipe up the resulting mess.