People are milking as much out of Anna Nicole’s death as possible. Among the items up for auction along with her two diaires are a 1992 check Anna made out to Fedex, a receipt from Bloomingdales in which her decrepit sugar daddy bought her 17k worth of jewelry, and her Texas ID card from the same time frame.

While Anna Nicole’s childish accounts of her day are annoying but tolerable, we may soon be subjected to much more of Anna than just old memories and tame cheesecake nude pictures. There are pictures and/or stories of Anna having lesbian sex, engaging in a little S&M roleplay, and, uh inserting an inanimate object that are expected to fetch over a million at auction:

As before, provenance is guaranteed by auction experts Global Authentication Inc. As before, it’s the same dudes Steven Woolf and Thomas Riccio, of UniversalRarities.com, peddling them. They nailed the original stuff when a Hollywood memorabilia dealer bought the load years before for zero money after it was discarded someplace and when Anna was not yet a big deal, and he went squirreling in his files when she became front-page. So how, who, from where did these new Lost Diaries emerge? Hey, don’t ask. And will additional Just Found but previously Lost Diaries come to light? Hey, don’t ask.

Anyway, these come with stories and/or actual photos of Anna:

• Doing It with a female.
• Going at it with an inanimate object.
• Enjoying a little nice recreational S&M.
• Having sexual parties with mummy nearby.
• Getting beaten.

What purpose did this woman serve in society? She’s known for posing for Playboy, modeling for Guess, and fighting for 1/2 a billion she thinks she’s entitled to for letting a sickly 89 year-old man bury his face in her store bought tits, which she called “rosebuds,” for just over a year. She also had a nearly unwatchable reality show on E! in which we got to see her engage in eating contests, reunite with toothless relatives, and fire an incompetent interior designer. She ended her days as a prescription drug addict who was incapable of caring for an infant daughter that she instructed a nanny to underfeed so that she remain “sexy.” The woman had so many sexual partners and various affairs that at least four men have claimed paternity of her baby.

Now someone is going to pay big bucks for salacious photos of the now-dead do-nothing, and it will probably pay off for them. Chances are there are countless people who want to get a glimpse of a younger Anna in compromising poses, and I can’t say that I’m not included in that group.

The DNA results for Dannielynn’s paternity are expected tomorrow, Tuesday. Given how much junk remains from Anna’s past I’m sure that’s not the much-anticipated end of this story.