Our Lady of New Boobs, Miranda Kerr, thinks she knows everything about everything. She’s sort of Goopy in that way. One of Miranda’s specialties seems to be “How to Find & Keep a Man” – which, if you look at a certain way, I guess she’s shown us that she is capable of capturing and keeping a man for a short time, whether it’s Orlando Bloom or random Aussie billionaires or… Leonardo DiCaprio…? And like Gwyneth Paltrow, Miranda is trying to extend her particular brand (Ho Brand) to those in need. Miranda thinks Rosie Huntington-Whiteley needs some relationship advice. Really, Miranda?
Miranda Kerr is teaching her fellow Victoria’s Secret gal pal Rosie Huntington-Whiteley how to WALK–away from boyfriend Jason Statham if he doesn’t propose, RadarOnline.com has learned.
“Rosie and Jason have had many ups and downs in their relationship, but the supermodel has begun to lay down the law that if Jason doesn’t start getting serious about getting married, she will leave him,” a source revealed. “But the ultimatum idea didn’t come from Rosie herself but her close pal and ‘mentor Miranda!”
Huntington-Whiteley, 26, has been dating The Expendables star Statham, twenty years her senior, since 2010. She previously had a two-year relationship with Tyrone Wood, the son of Rolling Stones rocker Ronnie Wood, and briefly dated actor Olivier Martinez. Statham, 46, whose previous girlfriend was another British model, Kelly Brook, has never married.
But now, Kerr, 30, thinks Statham needs to put a ring on her close friend!
“After Rosie and Jason have spent four years together, Miranda would like to see her get married. She only wants the best for her friend, so she’s urging her to give Jason some tough love,” the source told Radar.
Kerr married Orlando Bloom in 2010 and they had a son, Flynn, but the pair announced their separation in 2013. Even though Kerr’s marriage to an actor failed, she’s advising Huntington-Whitley to pin down Statham.
“Miranda has been bragging to other friends in recent weeks that she is steering Rosie in the right direction by advising her to leave Jason if he doesn’t propose before the summer,” the source said.
I think this kind of advice should only be followed if it’s what Rosie ultimately wants, and I kind of think she does want to marry Jason Statham. I also think that Rosie has already tried this particular tactic before – Rosie and Jason seem to have split up a few times only to get back together within a month. Maybe Rosie is trying to give Jason an ultimatum, he keeps making promises to get back with her, and then once they’re back together, he still doesn’t want to get married. He really just seems like he’s not the marrying kind, no matter how many ultimatums you throw at him. So yeah… maybe Miranda’s advice isn’t so bad in this particular insistence. Although I kind of wonder if Miranda just wants a supermodel girl friend who will join her in some single-girl partying. Yay, billionaires for everybody!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Isn’t this billionaire’s wife/ex-wife her old time friend? They weren’t even officially divorced yet when the news came out
To her that boundaries is probably blurred when a billionaire is at stake
Worse yet, the billionaire’s wife was Orlando’s good friend! They knew each other since they were students apparently and introduced Packer and Kerr to each other when going on a holiday together. Seeing as Kerr was pictured hanging out Brett Ratner at the Vanity Fair Party (Ratner and Packer are business partners and friends) there must be some truth in it.
Brett Ratner is an old friend of Orlando’s as well. Kerr probably knows him through that connection too. And she’ll be BFFs with anyone who can help her in the film industry anyway.
Eh. The billionaire’s ex-wife has no leg to stand on. She was besties with his previous wife and was going out with one of Packer’s besties. When Packer and previous wife Jodhi split, she was in there like a lightening bolt. What goes around comes around.
I’m not sure Miranda is down for some competition on the billionaire front.
Miranda, call your parents!!!
I don’t think she’s his type
What’s his type if you don’t mind sharing?
I believe that if you want marriage, and you’re over 28, and the man you love and want to marry hems and haws for years and years and never commits, he probably never will and you should probably move on. Before you go, you might ask him if he sees marriage in your future and ask him to be honest about it. I think you have every right to do that, and guys who just string you along forever, knowing they can’t supply what you want are jerks. I don’t consider that an ultimatum, just an honest discussion about where this relationship is going.
I think it foolish to give an ultimatum at all, but especially if you don’t mean it. It trivializes what you want, and teaches the guy to just wait it out and then go back to his old behavior.
@Goodnamesalltaken – I 100% agree with you. Any one giving an ultimatum is weak. An honest discussion is one thing but an ultimatum just shows the other person that you are weak and playing a game with them. And who wants to be married to someone you had to force down the aisle?
I agree with everything you said. And Statham doesn’t just seem the marrying kind.
He looks like a dumb thug anyway. Why’s so sweating THAT guy? Seems like she could get someone much hotter & closer to her own age.
I agree Boodiba–he’s not even good looking. Statham has nice muscles, and probably a boatload of money from all of the idiotic action films that he does. I hadn’t even heard of him until Expendables came out.
That can also go in reverse. Ladies, if you’re not into home and hearth, let your fella know up front, in case he does want those things.
I’m in no hurry to get married and have less than no interest in having children ever. I started dating a nice guy a few years ago but it became clear within half a dozen dates he was jonesing for the wife and kids and I told him I liked him a lot but I did not want those things, and if he was just looking for a fulfilling relationship without signing legal contracts or spawning new human beings, then great. But if he wanted those things, we should probably split up right then rather than get more attached and end up in a horrible breakup three years down the road. He was kind of hurt in the moment, but I just ran into him recently and he showed me photos of his newborn. He was so happy, had a great wife and a new baby, and he was like, “You were right to dump me. I was mad at the time but I wouldn’t have all this now if we’d pretended to be on the same page.”
People just need to be honest about their priorities.
Saying ultimatum sounds bad, but if what u need to feel fulfilled is a spouse and a child, I totally get saying to your partner, this is where I want my life to head, and if you don’t see that, I need to move on.
yeah its just as simple as not wanting the same things… and marriage and kids are BIG things….certainly valid deal breakers..
Ultimatums can be ridiculous, but “meamatum”? Yes, sign me up. From Millionaire Match Maker Patti Stanger’s (excellent) book.
Ohhhh yes, because that nit wit is such a wealth of knowledge on successful relationships.
“Miranda has been bragging to other friends…”
Miranda has friends?
I doubt she is close friend with Rosie, years ago maybe. There have been opportunities to be together (met gala, vanity fair parties) and no photos of them. Same with Candice when they where at Stella McCartney show. Miranda is normally busy doing selfies.
She’s hardly the best person to be giving advice about marriage. Just saying.
Oh please, Rosie isn’t friends with Kerr at all. Rosie is a good friend of Candice (and it’s well known that Candice and Kerr can’t stand each other). They were both at the Vanity Fair party (and Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and other VS models) and none of them were pictured with Miranda, not on the red carpet, not inside the party, not on Instagram etc. Kerr’s difficult behavior made her unpopular with most of the other models it seems, even old friend Lily Aldridge stayed clear of her that evening. Even if she gives Rosie advise she should tell her to do the same she did. Orlando mentioned that their relationship wasn’t serious and there were no marriage plans, within months she announced she was pregnant and within 2 months after that there was an engagement and shotgun wedding, her family of course wasn’t invited. It seemed to have gone well for Ms Kerr!
Wow, very interesting information! Do you have more VS gossip?
+ I also feel that MK didn’t deserve Orlando at all
+ If what MK doesn’t want Rosie to be happy with Jason. She got divorced, didn’t she?
+I really liked how you wrote the whole piece.
I don’t really have a lot more gossip. Adriana and Doutzen are known as the most professional and nice angels, always on time, gracious and nice to the crew. They’re pretty good friends get along with most of the other too (except Miranda, lol). Candice is good friends with Behati and Rosie, Doutzen is friends with Erin too (they celebrated Erin’s birthday together a couple of weeks ago) Adriana and Alessandra get along well too. Miranda was bringing the entire atmosphere down with her diva behavior (showing up late, making demands, being rude to the crew , believing she deserved the spotlight above the others because ‘she’s most famous and in demand’ etc) and was let go at least 6 months before her contract was up shortly after David Jones dropped her for the same reasons months before their contract was up (they saw a good moment and went for it). It was also Orlando’s team that dropped the news of their split to the media when Kerr was in LA, so she wouldn’t been able to manipulate him into keeping silent (remember their announcement said they were ‘separated for months’ even though Miranda was still giving interviews about how amazing her marriage was) she’s very manipulative and ‘shady’ and her marriage and child was her biggest meal ticket if Bloom didn’t say anything she would still be calling the paps on a daily basis, but now… silence. Behind the scenes she’s having a bit of a meltdown and takes on any project that will keep her in the spotlight and the boobjob and Photoshop fiasco of course. It became a bit of a rant sorry, but you asked! Lol.
Thank you so much Littlewood! Super-informative! I really enjoyed reading that!
Darn it @Littlewood, you beat me to it. 😀 Everything Littlewood said. Just a bit more @Pumpkin Pie, when Miranda had her “car accident” (of which there is no evidence of), none, “nada one” of the Angels tweeted her a get well. Kim Kardashian did. But not one model could be bothered. I think People magazine got it right, http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2013/04/10/miranda-kerr-fired-from-victorias-secret/ Like Littlewood said, there have been dozens of occasions throughout the years where these women (Ambrosio, Doutzen, Lima, Candice, or even Heidi Klum and models who don’t work for VS) have been in the same room together, yet you never see them socialize with Kerr. Not even a picture pose. Well, at a recent Paris fashion week Miranda made sure to pose with Cara backstage at a Stella McCartney show. But they didn’t hang out past that or before that. Miranda was never seen interacting with Barbara Palvin, Toni Garrn, Joan Smalls, Karlie Kloss, Jordan Dunn or any of the part-time and next-gen VS models. Those last four, along with Cara, are VERY close too. That lack of generosity is probably the source of the acrimony between Kerr and Swanepoel. Because yeah, Candice and Miranda really cannot stand each other. It’s palpable. The animosity is so obvious that Kerr fans began blaming Candice for the lack of work Miranda was receiving from VS. Swanepoel is especially tight with Behati, Rosie and Doutzen, (she has vacationed with Kroes, her husband and her son). Rosie’s career with VS was rather brief and ended years ago. Yet you still see them hanging out together. Adriana seems tight with Doutzen too. Lima was also at Swanepoel’s birthday party not long ago, with the others. If you look at any of the models’ Twitter or Instagram accounts you’ll see that they keep in touch and spend their spare time together. The only model who’s ever been seen mingling with Miranda was Lily. One occasion was in an airport after the VS Fashion Show was filmed, and Lily looked more interested in baby Flynn. The other time, Kerr and Lily were papped going to dinner while on the publicity trail for the last VSFS Miranda ever did. That’s pretty much it. Besides, right before that last show, in an interview, Lily singled out Lima as someone she’s eternally grateful to for taking her under her wing (tee hee) and looking out for her. However friendly Miranda and Lily ever were is relative. Erin Heatherton is godmother to Lily’s daughter as well. See how close these Angels can be? I’ve never been a fan of Ambrosio, but she more than maybe anyone else, is constantly supporting the other models. Similarly, Kerr fans are the only ones with something bad to say about Adriana, because Saint Lima (the woman has a flawless reputation) has never given Miranda the time of day. But these are not “mean girls”. They don’t at all appear to be competitive, jealous, rude or petty. That’s probably why they don’t like Miranda. Check these out. Just Jared is my favorite. Look at the bottom eight, the group photos.
http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2760778/miranda-kerr-adriana-lima-victorias-secret-holiday-hotties-03/
And these are from ancient Victoria’s Secret confessional blogs, (and what popped up when I Googled,)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd174bb8f3dd0570b3ecc5b7054427fa/tumblr_mezs834n381rkvhguo1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6aae6d2384f7364f46689debf5b1eab5/tumblr_meu86wHhwF1rkvhguo1_500.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/cdcce25d8018168dd13eff8fbb97fb61/tumblr_mfly1cn3Xp1s1x0cio1_500.png
There are other pictures I can remember but couldn’t find so quickly. This is just a sample of what happened anytime Kerr was around the others. It’s like she took group posing lessons from Victoria Beckham. IDK, is it that the other models don’t like her, so she put herself outside the group? Or she put herself above the group and that’s why the others don’t like her? This story is absurd. Kerr doesn’t appear to have many friends period. Are we really supposed to believe that Kerr and Rosie are friends at all? Let alone that Kerr was blabbing about what she said to Rosie to someone who then went to Radar with this most important news?
Thank you Amber!! Those pictures cracked me up!!!!
Haha yeah I remember that to, it was at the Sundance film festival he basically laughed at the idea of them being more serious… and two months later her birth control magically failed. She’s a conniving one.
Yep, he saw a way out, she hooked him back in. Being depressed while being in a relationship with a narcissist will make you do stupid things, especially if you’re in the spotlight and easily manipulated. Such as marrying someone like Kerr, because she got pregnant…
Yeah, I don’t buy this story because there’s no way Miranda is friends with Rosie. Miranda is insufferable and I don’t believe she has any model friends. She was never into being in the VS ‘sisterhood’ like some of the other girls, understandably – she has a family and is a businesswoman. Remember when she cheered on her old VS buds with a picture on instagram photoshopping herself thinner and subsequently them bigger? Hahaha.
How is that understandably? Most VS angels are mothers (Adriana, Alessandra, Lily, Doutzen etc) and you can call them all ‘businesswomen’if you call Miranda one. Alessandra & Doutzen have there own clothing lines, Rosie has a lingerie line etc etc. What makes Miranda so special?
Like Miranda can even talk.
Just focus on landing your ugly billionaire–ooh. (shudders) I looked at some pictures of James Packer again….good God. He isn’t good looking by ANY stretch of the imagination, and the only thing that he’s got going for him is that $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, not even a nice guy, from what I hear.
Miranda needs to focus on being soon to be ex hot wife #3 or whichever wifey he’s on now.
Miranda is the last person I would take advice from. I don’t particulary dislike her but there’s something off about her.
Like Miranda would want competition for all of the creepy old billionaires from the younger, hotter, child free Rosie? Weird story. She’s just so shady and odd to me. I don’t get her. Rosie is getting in on “designing” stuff for M&S, at her young age I think she’s a relatively bright girl with a desire to make her own way in the world, not rely on rich old men like so many of the models of her generation.
I feel that shady’ is the best word to describe her, although I can’t really explain why.
Rosie is past 25, so yes if she considers marriage to a man of wealth a way of securing future financial security then she needs to get on that asap.
Exactly. She spent her best years with Jason and #sorrynotsorry has nothing to show for it. No ring, no success, nada. I really hope her role in the Charlize movie pans out.
If a man wants to marry you he knows what he has to do. If he has not done it, on his own, without pressure, he does not want to marry you. Period, end of story. If a woman really wants to be married she is wasting time with a man who needs to be goaded into it. That woman should lick her wounds and move on.
And the thing is she would not have a problem finding a guy that will give her those things, I mean, look at her.
The only real advice miranda could give rosie is on “how to snear a man the old fashioned way” Get preggers for the ring.