Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian last night, stopping by a seafood joint called Crustacean in Beverly Hills. Kim was rolling with Brittney Gastineau. Did anyone else watch The Gastineau Girls or was I the only one? The show was so stupid, and it felt like Brittney’s mom was just raising her to marry a rich guy or, failing that, to at least get knocked up by someone rich and/or famous. So… it seems rather obvious that Brittney and Kim would be BFFs.
Kim’s outfit here is Calvin Klein, and the shoes are Tom Ford. The shoes don’t look right with the two-piece dress, and I really wish Kim would stop flashing her midriff. Stop trying to make that look come back, girl. I will give her credit for something: this shade of red looks beautiful on her. Anyway, there are some assorted Kardashian stories this morning, so let’s do some bullet points:
*Kim took part in an Oxygen show called Undercover Celebrities. Kim wore false teeth, a bad wig and prosthetics (I guess?) to play a “civilian” named Cynthia. I guess the goal is to let celebrities see how normal people are treated? You can see Kim’s makeunder here.
*Kim accidentally ran into her ex-lover Reggie Bush and his fiancée Lilit Avagyan (she looks a lot like Kim) at a coffee shop this week. According to a source, when Kim saw Reggie, “It seemed uncomfortable.” Ya think? I know we’re supposed to think that Reggie is better off without Kim (and that’s probably true), but he seemed like he was really hung up on her for years after the breakup.
*And finally, Kim had to be deposed in a lawsuit involving some Kardashian-endorsed product called Khroma, a subsidiary of Boldface. Anyway, blah blah – Radar is trying to make Kim’s deposition into high drama because Kim admitted that she only wears one shade of foundation and she’s “not really good” at doing her makeup. Kim and Khloe have previously said that their father, Robert Kardashian, hired a professional makeup artist to teach them how to do major drag queen makeup styles when they were younger, so I guess…? Kim was just caught in some lie? Why is this a big deal?
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
I’m sure she’s worn about eight variations of this same outfit. The effect (whatever it’s supposed to be) is just “meh” at this point.
She always picks a style and does it to death. First it was one-shoulder black dresses, and now it’s crop top + pencil skirt. Stop trying to make it happen, Kim. Stahp!!!
Kim latches on to trends from the runway and then wants people to think she invented the look. She has done this forever. She is a trend killer not a trend maker, that’s for sure.
This bad habit of hers is not just about the clothes she wears, but also with the men she dates and marries. It’s the same thing over and over. Over the top and completely rehearsed engagement, and then super tacky wedding, and then the usual stories planted about how Kim is such a victim, blah, blah, and then divorce. She also does this with her friends. How many bff’s can a girl have? Whoever is in the news this week is conveniently Kim’s new bff. She latches on to whomever has the spotlight for the moment.
“She is trend-killer not a trend-maker.” I love it! You are a genius!
As a fellow shorty, I know that a below-the-knee skirt/dress is NEVER cute on us. I like the color, though. But, yes, she has worn this outfit in at least 50 different variations, so it is a bit boring.
I don’t even care. I’ll take this sh*t show over that Woodly girl. At least everyone KNOWS Kim is blowing air out of her butt at this point, no one has caught on to the new J. Law.
Her huge backside doesn’t flatter the outfit or her. It looks like a oddity of nature and ugly.
Why she would think that inflating her behind is lovely to look at is strange.
Apparently she does this because she is so different in size on the top than she is on the bottom now b/c she can’t stop the *ss growth. Word on the street is that she wears a 6 on top and a 12 on the bottom, so she buys two dresses in a different size, gets her seamstress to chop them up, and then tries to play it off like it’s a “style”
Why does she keep trying to make those midriff-baring outfits work? It’s not a good look for someone with a curvy, hourglass figure, and there are so many other things that do flatter that body type.
Right? I want to beat my head against the wall. The skirt is too long, the straps on the shoes aren’t flattering to her legs, that stupid midriff top, GAH! Does she have a mirror?
She has a horrible sense of style, which is depressing considering how much $$ she has. Theoretically she could afford to be rocking it in figure-flattering outfits that would make us all drool but nope…she prefers to look like an ambulant sausage in her too tight clothes.
(And this is not a crack about her weight, I think she’d look just as bad if she was 100 pounds lighter or heavier, lol).
What’s to say? Not flattering at all… I heard on a talk show that she spends 30k a day on clothes alone. What is she buying for 30 grand a day??? I don’t see it?
Thanks to you, LadyMTL, I’m going to form a rock band and call it The Ambulant Sausages.
‘Ambulant sausage’ – LadyMTL wins the internets today. 🙂
Fug. The answer is always fug. She’s trying too hard. It’s not working. And seriously, her backside is scary.
These “hobble skirts” do nothing at all for her. Make it stop!
Make HER stop. Forever.
TBH, her face frightens me more than the outfit….
+100000000
Must you always ask? 🙂 Fug, of course – but it looks like she’s doubled-down on the spanx this time.
….and the skirt has belt loops? wtf, calvin klein!
All I think as I read your line about going to a seafood restaurant was that she looked like a giant red lobster.
Mia, your remark made me snort my Fruit Loops.
I had that exact thought too !
Me too! I had to read that line twice! To be fair she does look like a giant lobster, but I don’t want to be nasty to those beautiful creatures. Plus (being lobsters sold by weight) her ass would make her the most expensive lobster ever seen on planet earth.
LOL!
10 lb lobster in a 5 lb shell.
I wish she’d give up those ridiculous outfits and actually dress to flatter her shape.
lol
I wish she’d stop inflating her ASS to flatter her shape. It’s truly grotesque. And that nose, despite all her lies, is the result of at least 3 surgeries. At least. It’s disappearing.
That tight red skirt makes her butt look like the side of a barn. Short legs, short waist, huge boobs = totally NOT elegant.
Not a Kim apologist, here, she’s a ridiculous woman… But to comment on her outfit choices which are usually terrible is one thing. The short legs and short waist aren’t elegant?? Gmafb. You don’t pick your damn body type. Yeah, you can dress for it, but you still have to keep the legs and torso you got. I am incredibly short waisted, and can be damn elegant, thank you. Please post a link to a photo of yourself, so people can comment on how not classy your knees are, and your UN elegant ankles. Thank you
to be fair kim altered her apperance making herself look ridicolous. I’m sure if she kept her original ass and boobs she would have been more armonic and gracious. Now her body and face are out of proportion
And I understand that, which is why I didn’t mention the boobs or butt. But calling a short waist and short legs not elegant? They’d still be short with small boobs. It just seems ridiculous and petty and low, when we’re clearly talking about her terrible fashion. Not something that you can’t change, your leg length, unlike breasts
Her butt looks like a tomato.
LOL. It does!
You are hilariously correct!
STUFFED SAUSAGE.
Funny that she’s leaving a place called Crustacean because she looks like one in that get-up.
haaaaa I lol’d hahaha
LOL that is what i read: “Kim Crustacean”!!!!!
LMAO
Is this a rhetorical question?
Why are they digging up that undercover celebrity episode, i could of sworn i saw it a couple of years ago.
You are right, it is old.
That Gasstineau Girls show was so pointless.
If I were Calvin Klein, I’d be cringing right about now.
Her ass is just so ginormous it needs its own continent.
Her taste are awful she is soooo phony and she probably had that dress altered to fit her weird shaped body. She needs to stop messing with that face and get to the gym. Her a$$ implants are ridiculous , just like her.
I thought that was Octomom in that top photo.
I’ve been saying the very same thing for months and months. She looks like Octomum’s biological sister. What a shame, because before all her “enhancements”, she was very beautiful. It’s so sad she couldn’t see and love her own beauty then, and more so to have a mother like hers, who can’t even accept herself as she was, let alone be a good role model for her own daughters..
Ranting over.
Fug. I don’t even hate the crop top & skirt combo. Beyonce wore a TopShop design a while ago & it looked amazing. Kim because of her ridiculous proportions just looks like a cartoon character. And Kim, for the love of god. Ankle strap sandals/shoes are not your friend especially when you pair them with midi skirts.
She & the Gastineau(sp?) girl look spaced the fuck out. Like they’re in a different time zone.
Well, I was thinking that from the front she actually looked quite nice……and then I scrolled down and saw the picture taken from behind…..
For get the outfit look at the heels on her shoes are leaning to the side, they look like they could snap at any moment.
In that last pic there is such a lean on her heels, I was wondering how she stood upright. I’d have toppled by now.
She always wears the worst shoes…as for the outfit…it looks like it got wet and then shrunk on her body…
I HATE THIS STYLE. It’s so overdone and tacky!
At least she is not blonde anymore.
I like the outfit, but not on her.
The fake ta-tas are crying out for a bra with some serious support.
Standard Kimk outfit, nothing out of the ordinary. We need to just accept that she will ALWAYS dress this way.
As I’ve said before, I’m a woman with a big booty and not ashamed of it! Although her butt is fake, she’s just trying to imitate women like me that have it naturally. The lardass, wide load, “her butt needs its own zip code” comments are lame and unnecessary. It’s overkill at this point. Yup she has a big fake booty. Yup, some women have big, natural booties.
Totally! I don’t get why large round mounds of flesh on the front are desirable or well endowed but large round mounds of flesh on the back are disgusting and worthy of ridicule???
As evidenced by thousands of years worth of fertility sculptures, Reubens paintings and ass celebratory cultures BIG BOOTY is beautiful and desirable. How are we encouraging girls to accept their bodies when examples of assfulness are shunned?
The dress looks like a gown cut off at the waist.
Man,is it just me or is her ass geting bigger?
Jeez,it must be incredibly difficult chosing clothes. No wonder she keeps making all these fashion faux pas…
On a good note…she looks better brunette.
Their a$$es get bigger as their ratings get lower. It’s the Kardashian law.
I like the colour on her and I think she’s gorgeous… but girl just does not know how to dress. I think the fabric is the worst. You can’t have a figure like that and wear anything made like that. God bless your curves Kim but yeesh…. yeeshez.
1. Isn’t Kim always caught in some lie?
2. She must have that same outfit in every color.
3. Who gets this dressed up just to go eat some noodles?
4. Reggie is so over Kim. And sorry to say, not every girl with long black hair is trying to be Kim Kardashian. She did not invent that look.
5. That Oxygen show is from years ago. Why are they bringing that up again? You can even see in that episode, they are in Kim’s mom’s house before she renovated it. And also, it’s before Kim chopped off the tip of her nose.
I guess they brought up the old Oxygen show because at this
point they’re really grasping at straws, trying anything
to stay in the news. Really what else is there to talk about
with this women – her ridiculous fake ass, her laughable
dress sense, her various surgeries and her fake relationship
with Kanye. That’s it!
So true. Wait until the wedding is over, there will really be zero interest in her and Kanye then. But of course, Kris will put out rumors of fighting and divorce a week after the honeymoon, or the usual “pregnancy” rumors. It’s always the same thing and it’s getting so old. Who knows, they may even put out rumors of Kanye cheating on Kim. They have to keep their names in the news somehow.
Most of the Kardashian business ventures end up in court because they’re doing something dodgy.
The smell of desperation is cloying. PMK must be furious when other celebs get more coverage.
Calvin Klein is probably shuddering at the fact that Kim wears his designs and showcases them so poorly.
Anyone noticed how she doesn’t carry a purse anymore?
That what she needs, her purse, the one that Kanye gave her, that ugly monstrosity would go well with this look. heehee
OMG! That really would complete the look, wouldn’t it? Hahaha!!!
I like that look and it works great with hourglass figure – it accentuates her tiny waist. THe color is gorgeous as well.
Chops her in half and makes her look short-waisted, nice color though. Shoes are horrific as usual.
At first, I thought this was Cher. Then I put my glasses on and I see this sea cow…ugh…
She just has no clue, does she?
When was she last spotted out with Kanye? Seems like it has been ages.
And she isn’t spending any time with that kid. When she isn’t out and about she is working out or getting ready to go out and about.. or getting 10 hours of sleep every night.
Yeah no wonder she says North is the most perfect child. She never sees her so of course it’s PERFECT for Kim. I have never known of a new mother or father to have this much time to spend away from their child. Like she couldn’t just get the noodles ordered to her house? Nope, she had to get her hair and make-up done, put on a designer outfit she will only wear once, and most importantly, she had to phone the paps to let them know what time she’d be arriving. Ridiculous on so many levels.
This midriff crap needs to die a quick, painless death.
And Kim should put on some underwear if she’s going to wear semi-transparent fabric.
I’m pretty sure she’s wearing spanx under there. She might even sleep in spanx.
Good point.
STOP IT, PLEEZ — especially, no more photos of that gigantic lard a s s !
What’s wrong with having a large ass??
She is so boring and so up her ass I can’t stand it. She is far too short to wear that pencil skirt and top, and her butt is far too big. But hey she thinks she is the Queen of Sheba and that is far from the truth as well. And as always far too much make up. Everything about this chica is far too much ugly from the inside out. Can’t wait for Kanye to keep her locked up somewhere in France where she can’t call the paps every other minute.
Kim and Kanye will never end up living together. Just watch.
That happened with her last husband, didn’t it?
She isn’t trying to make that look come back. It IS back for spring and summer. I think it’s cute. I see it all over the runways, in fashion mags and in catalogs. I think it’s cute and I find the women that are complaining about it (not all but most) can’t wear the look themselves. I hope it stays around til fall.
It’s actually really in style right now, but that doesn’t mean EVERY outfit you wear has to be this style. Kim overdoes everything. I do think only certain women can really pull this look off though.
It looks like crap on her, who cares how “in” it is in Paris if it looks like the dog’s dinner?
Chainmail Armor
Do they make spanx for backfat? Because KK needs some, stat.
STOP wearing these ugly latex bandage shoes. Oh never mind, all her shoes are fug.
And yes, why does she only carry a phone and not a purse anymore?
I have a feeling her back is the only place she didn’t get lipo on. Not yet anyway.
Actually, I’m thinking the back fat is from pushing everything too tightly together and wearing clothes too small for her. She’s not a heavy girl really, just out of proportion and she exaggerates her boobs and behind of course.
She wants a pap or reporter to ask her why she no longer carries a purse. Her answer will be “I can’t find any nice purses” and then boom one month later the new Kardashian Purse Line comes out. Everything is strategic with this Kult family.
That butt. I sincerely hope she didn’t purposely enhance her backside. Because it’s just awful. The rest of her body is amazing, I think. But that A$$, yech.
Oh she “enhanced” it and now has to live with it.
What’s wrong with having a big ass? Lots of Italians, Hispanics, Greeks, Germans and African-Americans are built this way.
Kim seems to have NO idea what looks good on her body. I say she has some kind of body dysmorphic issue. She seems to squish herself into clothes for a completely different body type. She even wore her younger skinny sisters bikini. If Kim would just embrace her curves and dress more naturally, she would look much better, IMHO. She looks so uncomfortable so anyone looking at her is also uncomfortable.
Didn’t she look sad in her little sis’s bikini? You can almost see the desperation emanating off this chick.
Kim has a butt similar to an elephant’s.
Wow…is that body shaming?
Every time I write this it doesn’t get posted…so we’ll see.
Am I the only one that doesn’t believe Kim and ‘Ye are even in a genuine relationship? The two have zero chemistry. None. Compare them to, say, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz or even Brange…they sizzle.
These two. Nup. Nada. Nothing.
i completely agree!! we all know he has his “secret” lover but he may be bi…after all, he was with Amber Rose. That’s his business of course and personally it doesn’t effect me…but i agree, they just seem so forced….never smiling.
Agreed. They never smile at each other, never hold hands, don’t even parent together (that we can see) . And the only thing they seem to have on common is spending money and catering to the paps!
Damn her ass looks huge in that skirt. The high waisted, tightly fitted, below the knee type skirt is only ever going to look good on tall skinny girls.
Her huge fake ass is awful!
E’en her undergarments do not fit her properly. Yuck
Ill fitting, stretched out knit CHECK, back seam pulling apart CHECK, 3 sizes to small CHECK. Another sad outing for the piss queen. WTF buy some clothing that fits your bizarre body, have it tailored to fit like a normal person and quit jamming your grotesque figure into clothing meant for Kylie, it looks horrendous, she looks horrendous in 95% of her clothing.