Kelly Brook got engaged to that Gladiator famewhore David McIntosh, of course

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Kelly Brook used to be able to pull some decent-ish men. She was with Billy Zane for years (although I hear he’s a freak). She was also with Jason Statham for a while. But for the past few years, Kelly has been dating loser after loser after loser. She even dated one of Katie Price’s exes (and that dude cheated on her A LOT). And now Kelly is David McIntosh, who is some kind of semi-famous “Gladiator” type who I believe is barely a C-list celebrity in England and a total nobody in America.

David and Kelly met on New Year’s Eve and they instantly fell in love/lust. They paraded endlessly for the paps in London and in California, where they ended up getting pap’d every single day for about two weeks solid. At the six-week mark of their relationship, Kelly broke it off. Sources claimed she only just realized that David was a famewhore who called the paps, trying to drum up work for himself. But then Kelly took him back… and now they’re engaged.

Model Kelly Brook is engaged to former Gladiators star David McIntosh. According to The Sun the 34-year-old was left ‘dumbstruck’ by his proposal but took just three seconds to agree.

Kelly has been dating David, who is also known as Tornado, for just 11 weeks and the pair even split briefly during that time. A friend of the model, told the paper: ‘It’s still a closely guarded secret and came to Kelly as a massive shock. But she is at that time in her life now where she wants to make a commitment and she has fallen head over heels for David.’

It’s thought that the former Royal Marine popped the question while the couple were planning a romantic trip to Dubai. Kelly appeared to allude to the proposal when she tweeted on Thursday: ‘International Day of Happiness – it certainly is.’

However it was business as usual for Kelly on Friday who attended a shoot for her upcoming autobiography – which she will need to update now. The news will no doubt come as a surprise to many as the pair have only just reunite after Kelly dumped him for being ‘fame hungry’.

At the time a source said: ‘Kelly thinks David has been using her. She felt hurt and humiliated when she realised he was more interested in fame than he was in her. He was desperate to be in the papers and she kicked him out as soon as she realised he was alerting the photographers to their whereabouts.’

However, David then denied the claims that he had been dating Kelly for a profile boost, explaining: ‘Media attention isn’t a new thing. I’ve been doing a lot of modelling work in America myself, people know me out there.’

Kelly and David had started dating soon after getting together at a New Year’s Eve party at Steam & Rye. It is not the first time that Kelly has reportedly been set to tie the knot – first there was Jason Statham. She was set then due to marry the Titanic star Billy Zane, but backed out following the death of her father. More recently she was thought to be planning on marrying Danny Cirpriani until their relationship came to an end after he cheated on her.

[From The Daily Mail]

I remember when Kelly was featured on a daily basis on all of the sites written by men – she used to be one of the dream girls, the British girl-next-door with the magnificent rack. Pretty much every dude wanted a chance with her. I can’t help but think that she could simply walk out into the street, yell “Does anyone want to be my boyfriend?” and start dating the first dude who walks up, and that would all be a better dating strategy than this mess. If the choice is between some famewhore “Gladiator” douchenozzle and just a regular guy who doesn’t have the paps on speed-dial… why not try the normal guy? Anyway… this engagement will end in tragedy, because this girl has absolutely no douche-radar.

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  1. mimif says:

    Wait. Full stop. I need someone to explain that pic to me (you know which one).

    • Ivy Vine says:

      I see the one you mean. It looks very uncomfortable for him.

    • Shopperetta says:

      Is that not the way your (straight) boyfriend dresses?

      Poor Kelly just cannot be alone, can she?

    • LeahMommy says:

      Hahaha the first time I saw THAT picture in the Mail could not believe my eyes and I still can’t. It must be an illness to crave attention that much. And that Kelly girl cannot be on her own for even a minute it seems, she’ll date anyone. Poor Kelly.

    • Kali says:

      It could just be the thighs that are throwing me off when I’m trying to *ahem* “investigate further” but I really don’t know why he’s looking so pleased with himself in that photo…

      • mimif says:

        Or why she looks so giddy! I would be like, dude, pants NOW.

      • Kali says:

        Right?!? *shudder*

      • Mango says:

        Yes, why would you want to make your thighs that big when it just makes your dick look small (or highlights that it is)?

      • Kali says:

        You would expect something more in proportion, wouldn’t you? What is it they say: guys are either growers or showers….

      • mimif says:

        I think if he’s on the juice (which is a fair assumption), he wouldn’t have much to show or grow. Or does that just affect the testicles? Please someone enlighten me, because it’s 6:17am and I’m speculating about a complete stranger’s nutsack.

    • ToodySezHey says:

      Why are his shorts so damn small? I realize he has thighs the size of an oak tree, but surely he can find something other than 1970′s style basketball shorts?

      How thirsty is this dude??

    • Isabelle says:

      Wondering if he was doing for humor reasons? Mocking the photogs?

  2. T.fanty says:

    A famewhore is as a famewhore does (or, who a famewhore does).

  3. AG-UK says:

    Wait C list and not known in America? That can go for both of them. What gets me what do they do to earn enough money just to be “hanging” out in LA?

  4. TG says:

    Yes I am laughing my head of at that pic. Actually, all of them. Oh and the be “Tornado”.

  5. Kali says:

    Oh Kelly, honey, no. With that rack, you should be able to pull one of the decent British X-Factor rejects. Or a low B-list action star. You can do better than a man who wears girls boy shorts as outerwear.

    • Paige says:

      Actually the rack has dropped, her ass is expanding and her page three days are over….she’s taking what she can…she’s met her fame whoring match with as ‘little’ to offer apparently has she.

  6. lower-case deb says:

    with that kind of pants, does he talk only with bats and dogs?

  7. Dorothy says:

    I would think twice about marrying him….:(

    • IzzyB says:

      If you break up during your 11 week relationship how the hell do you think you’ll stay together for the rest of your life?

      I don’t even have the words to express how stupid this is

  8. eliza says:

    Sorry but ick! Plus I have no idea who she is.

  9. Artemis says:

    She’s a douche too. She cheated on all her decent/semi-famous boyfriends and usually had overlap. There’s a nasty pattern in her behaviour. Left Statham for Zane (confirmed by Vinnie Jones, Statham’s friend; apparently he was devastated!); waited a while before getting with Danny but rumour was that she was dating him right after Zane etc…

    When she dated that hot piece of ass Thom Evans, she was texting her ex Danny C. at one point (as was reported by gossip mags) and Brooke split from Thom split after a few weeks of this crap. All of this got played out in the media as she and Danny got papped 24/7 as a ‘couple’ right after the break-up.

    I say she finally found someone on her level. It’s not because she looks decent/hot that she’s better than her douche boyfriend.

  10. Huh says:

    His Johnny Bravo proportions are good for a laugh at least.

  11. kylerandall says:

    The most interesting thing about this story is the Billy Zane comment. I definitely NEED to know more about that! I used to love me some Billy Zane back in the 90s.

  12. FingerBinger says:

    Why are sites like Celebitchy trying to make these two happen? We he already have the Kardashians and Brandi Glanville and a ton of other D and Z listers that won’t go away.

  13. Zbornak Syndrome says:

    Is she bearding for him? Marriage isn’t exactly taken serious anymore is it? It’s more like “Let’s have a party with a big vacation afterwards!”

  14. QQ says:

    This dude and his clothes are gonna be my new Happy Place

  15. Not Awake Yet says:

    Aww, how sweet! She lets him borrow her workout shorts!

  16. Alexandria says:

    I bet she feels she’s running out of time. Getting older and becoming less relevant. Her career is built on her looks and that must be a scary feeling when you can no longer “bank” on them. She’s obviously settling because she may feel that it’s what one does at her age. This is pure speculation, but seems plausible.

  17. Norman says:

    Right Said Fred Miss Kelly Brook said!!!