These are photos of Katy at the Jimmy Kimmel show to promote her new “Birthday” music video. The vid sees Katy in a series of dumb costumes. Her costumes are always annoying — the head-gear girl in her Last Friday Night (TGIF) video is the worst. I’ve grown to accept Katy’s cotton-candy shtick but cannot abide with her ridiculous characters. In “Birthday,” Katy plays a clown, a bar mitzvah DJ, a dancer named “Goldie,” and a white-trash animal trainer. You can watch the video here, but it’s even more intolerable than Avril Lavigne’s “Hello Kitty.” Let’s forget about it and move forth.
What was I saying about Katy Perry having the absolute worst taste in men? That was last week when Katy hooked up with DJ Diplo at Coachella. This came after her bizarre “date” with rapper RiffRaff, whom I still don’t understand. His Twitter followers tried to school me, but I’m not counterculture enough to “get” him. By the way, Riff colored his husky dog bright blue and Instagrammed it. I have to include this picture because who does this to a dog? (Could be a filter, but this isn’t the only photo of that poor dog on Instagram.)
Katy has moved onto new horizons and treated Coachella as her own personal petri dish. She hooked up with Diplo, and Hollywood Life says she also kissed Robert Pattinson. Rather … he kissed her: “He planted it on her. At one point, they held hands. He was like a puppy dog around her. There is so much sexual tension between them. Something was bound to eventually happen.” Katy reportedly told poor Sparkles that it would never work between them. I don’t buy this story. Katy won’t date Sparkles because she “properly farts” in front of him. She wasted a good chunk of an Elle UK interview on that topic.
There are also rumors that Katy hooked up with dirty ol’ Jared Leto at Coachella. This story originated in OK!, which is hit or miss as a source. The report says Jared is dying to have a real date with Katy before she leaves for tour. Their mutual friends are shipping the romance. Katy is known for having “a thing for shaggy music guys, and his eyes melt her.” Jared has a thing for eyes too. This is a gross match. I could see it happening.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Riff Raff on Instagram & WENN
Doubt it.. I don’t get her appeal AT ALL.
Has she always had that butt-chin? Or is it growing? I’ve never noticed before.
Ya she’s looking cracky these days so it’s not really a shocker in who she’s keeping company with. I wonder where jared’s reloaded 15min will bring him? I wouldnt think such a “cool” guy would wear a $300 trendy shirt that I saw on a fashion mag site as the must have for summer/spring bc Hawaiian shirts are the new thing…what a loser.
Ugh, Katy Perry, just…ugh. Get thee to a clinic, woman. These random bag o’ scums she is hooking up with are so in need of flea dips it’s not even funny. I hope she has an auto-clave in her bathroom.
BOOBS!
She gives me the creeps. I don’t understand her appeal either.
I was neutral on her until I saw her speak in an interview and she was so effing ditzy that I can’t stand her now. She spoke like a 13 year old little girl.
From Mayer to Leto. Katy really knows how to pick men.
I don’t believe she hooked up with either of them.
Yea, I’m not buying it, either.
I’m not buying it either.
Like others, I simply don’t get her appeal.
Aslo, I cannot STAND it when people dye their pets. Ugh.
Wait you don’t dye your cat black?
If you click on my link you’ll see both my cats are dye-free. We go au naturel in my house.
Although, the little one is considered “blue”, he’s grey, not f*cking bright blue like this poor Husky.
I wanna know what pet stays still long enough? No way would any of my pets (my mom’s dogs included) allow this kind of crap to go down.
Mensa over here didn’t even realize you had a link, I was just going off your avatar. Beautiful cats!!
*following the kitties*
Oh I LOVE Scottish folds! So beautiful I had to follow.
+100 and +1000 on the pets.
I don’t like when people dye their pets fur either, it can’t be healthy for the animals (what if they accidentally ingest it while the colour is being applied?). Since I refused to declaw my cats, I get my colour fix on for them by putting brightly coloured soft paws on their claws, it looks adorable :).
Thanks for the compliments on my cats, guys! I wish everyone could meet them-they are little teddy bears. 🙂
@littlestar-I just googled “soft paws”..I’ve never heard of them before! Do they work???? Do they bother the kitties??
Must try!!!
Wait…do you “glue” them on…?
They do work! They are a great option if your cats aren’t declawed. As far as I can tell, they don’t bother my cats at all (they’ll shake their paws a few times right after I put them on, but that is it). Yes, you glue them on. You trim them, fill them up with superglue, and stick them on the claw. I find that the more glue you use, the longer they last (about 2-4 weeks, depending on how much glue and how active the cat is).
Edit: Your cats are adorable. I’d kiss those little ears all day long lol.
Did he really dye his dog? The colour looks way too even all over the dog, which makes me think it’s not a dye job, but some photo trickery.
Actually, I could see it with Leto.
The dog looks photoshopped, even the whites of its eyes are blue.
I think the blue that you’re seeing is actually just the real color of the huskie’s eyes.
He definitely dyed that dog.
Is this a thing? the idea of somebody dying a husky is abhorrent to me. What an f-bomb idiot. Get a stuffed animal if you want to play makeup with your dolls.
No, he couldn’t have dyed his poor animal, that would be toxic and just pure mean. My brain can’t process that, and for the love of God, it’s photoshop.
I recently met that dog, and it’s dyed for real, though it didn’t seem as bright as this photo. Sad.
I could see her and Jared together, but according to the magazines Jared is into everyone these days. Kind of makes him sound desperate.
Yeah, he’s trying to take advantage of his hippie vibe before he gets ridiculously too old to…oh, wait. That boat already left the dock.
*snorts* he’s dragging a little tug boat behind him in hopes of catching something.
And that “into everyone” part is literal.
That video annoys me with the Jewish stereotype…Why do she get away with so many awful, borderline racist antics? I’m not just talking about her dressing up in a traditional Chinese cheongsam while pretending to “respect” Japanese culture and portraying an Asian geisha girl (not only is it cultural appropriation, but with the relationship between Japan and China it’s downright tacky for her to do so) but her comments about Asian people as a whole and now this Jewish thing….I’m with Lainey in that it sucks that she gets a pass because everyone thinks she’s dumb as a box of rocks and she plays the sweet girl with big tits. I mean she’s 30, and I’m not saying Miley hasn’t done some offensive, stupid shit but it’s ridiculous to me that the media roasts 20 year old Miley over an open fire but lets someone who is much older and has done far more racist things get away with it. It also bothers me that she deliberately sexs up childlike imagery (shooting whip cream out of her cupcake bra and the Candyland shit which she is still doing…..). I don’t care if someone runs around naked like Cher, but marketing sexual imagery to children is effed up. Some rocker called Katy out on it once too. Anyway, rant over but it just pisses me off as a POC that she gets away with all of this….
I think Jared considers himself too cool to hook up with Katy imo. Over the past few years with his documentary, his music, and his Oscar he’s been trying to kind of separate himself from his former days of banging pop stars imo. As far as Sparkles, who knows.
Agree with your whole first paragraph.
Agree completely.
Totally with you on the sexualization of childlike imagery. Sick.
That’s what pisses me off about Katy Perry, sexualizing child-like imagery and market it to pre-teens. It’s just disturbing. If you want to run around naked, fine, just don’t market that to children.
All of the above. I do think she’s pretty dumb (sadly), but that doesn’t mean she gets a pass from me.
it was Alice Glasss from crystal castles that called out “katy kat”
http://sbtv.co.uk/2012/11/does-katy-perry-sell-sex-to-children/
HI! long time lurker 🙂
Poor Husky! I hope you bite Riffraff on the balls for that…
I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that you tagged “Farts” in a Katy Perry post, or the guy standing to the left of Leto.
I know I was trying to decide who was douchier Jared or the guy in the red shirt.
Jared wins hands down overall, dude to the left gets honorable mention.
Aww come on, he dressed like we’re the 80’s and everything.. Did he need to show up in his DeLorean to secure the vote?
Mildew colored hair. hmm okay Katy.
Jared Leto at Coachella, first thing in the morning, no, I can’t. My vomit and stabby cells are too sleepy. I’ll come back later.
Ok, I’m back, and I’m awake, but I am not happy. How many articles of clothing is he WEARING?
1. The blue print “tropical print” shirt
2. The T shirt beneath
3. The blue shirt tied around his waist
4. My God, is he wearing a black skirt?
5. Skinny black jeans
6. Those boots that make me want to stick my head in the oven, folded down like a douchey Peter Pan or pirate
7. Assume he’s wearing socks. Not counting on underwear.
8. Necklace, sunglasses and ugly leather belt for bracelet.
Whhhhhhyyyyyy??? Yes, I know there’s something wrong with me. I’m working on it.
So you love his outfit?
But seriously..the Hawaiian shirts are just….what IS that?
Is that a thing?
Please don’t tell me that’s a thing.
The shirt was a thing back when he was 32 possibly, boots don’t bother me I wear clunky shoes if I could get away with at work. What bothers me more than the shirt is the cut tank tops where it’s nothing on the sides basically just front/back coverage. Shirt wrapped around waist for ummm cooler weather in the evening can’t be for hiding of a sofa butt as he is quite slim.
LOL @ Good Names…oh, my god just hilarious! He must be a fan of the Kimye aesthetic. Make them all go away.
Did he really colour the husky or is that some bizarre filter?
Of all the colors she had on her head that vomit green is definetely the worst.
It’s not very flattering and it looks like another color fading away after too many shampoos.
And i bet she paid good money for that.
The green hair looks really bad but in my opinion..? She’s super plain-looking anyway.
People always go crazy over her body, but outside of her amazing rack, she’s kinda doughy-looking. Am I being a total bitch? Meh. I just don’t find her attractive.
Only slightly bitchy but I’m in complete agreement.
I think she has a great make up artist. Probably the best in the showbiz. He/she could make look smashing any woman on earth.
Without that Katy looks like any other average woman.
We can always revisit the pic her ex-husband tweeted as proof. 😉
I totally agree. But I do think she has gained weight recently. I really think she is in a downward spiral…Not her career, but her personal life. I don’t think she is happy at all. She’s a total idiot, and she proves it over and over again.
I used to think some of her songs were decent, but every single song is so SO full of cliches it’s nauseating.
I really like Katy and find her fun despite all the hateration she gets on this site, but I agree that she is very average looking. She’s very good at the art of changing her appearance. Wish I had learned to be that skilled at some point.
I’m sorry but all I see is a younger Paula Deen whenever I see her. I know it’s not her fault but I’m pretty sure that’s a part of my dislike for her.
@Dani2 it cannot be unseen!
@Dani2 (Shaking my fist, friend) off to bleach my brain before every pic seen of Katy morphs into Butter Queen.
Well Hollywood life is saying she kissed Rob but they also said he was dating her friend. One thing is for sure is that Hollywood life has no clue what their talking about. As for jared, they most likely just got their pic together. So im calling bs on both.
The only reason why I think someone with pretty features and a great body can consistently manage to look awful is this: uncontrollable attention lust. Even bad attention is still attention. Even attention from the sort of douche who would dip dye his poor dog is attention. I believe it all.
All Coachella is is celebs whoring around and hooking up with eachother nonstop, don’t see why Katy gets singled out.
Don’t forget the super effort they put into looking like complete douches.
Hahahahaha. 🙂 I always assumed that it was a big flower child festival, but after looking at everybody in the backgrounds of all the pictures, can someone please explain to me why the f#c@ these people all dress like they got vomited on by some hippy version of Cache? And I say that with true respect to real bohemians and people who rock this aesthetic successfully.
Oh, me, too. I love hippies of all ages, I just think it’s so weird that for one weekend they’re all dressed like they think real bohemians would dress, but they miss it by a mile and just look so stupid. As my old roommate used to say “the person you’re pretending to be wouldn’t be caught dead in that.”
Can I be the only one who doesn’t see her appeal? And poor Sparkles isn’t aging well, IMO.
Cannot stand her. I actually liked her up until I heard an interview she did with Elvis Duran. Guess it was the first time I paid attention to how she speaks and what she says. Awful.
I’d say probably, at least with Leto. The girl is rebounding hard.. Plus, in other news, seaweed hair.
So she’s dating Russell Brand 2.0? Oh wait, Jared is also Katy Perry in drag. If Katy and Russell had a child, it would be Jared Leto. That would be some Oedipal craziness right there.
I really like her dress . . . AND her hair looks cool.
Is it possible for Ms. Floating-Funbags to spend more than 5 minutes without some strange Penis?
Both!
what is his relationship with emma ludbrook anyway? she constantly seems to be near him not just at the Oscars but was also at the MTV awards and I’m pretty sure she was at Coachella as well. She is probably the woman who spends most time with him. Maybe this is the reason other women can’t get his full attention.
She’s his personal assistant, producer and partner in business 🙂 I’m sure they hooked up/dated years ago, maybe 2005, but definitely not now 🙂
I’ve seen this guy Rifraf on that show Ridiculousness, and he’s actually kind of funny :S. There, I admitted it. I think it’s just an act though, like he really can’t be like that in real life… ?
Saw that and totally know what you’re saying!!! He was/is playing a character, right?! That’s what I kind of assumed/hoped…
Wow. First Angelina and now Katy. Jared Leto is like the new John Mayer.
I think the dog isnt dyed blue just a filter because the whites of its eyes are also blue. Its also the exact same shade as the back of his head.
Katy Perry. Katy, Katy, Katy. I just don’t understand how this woman has become such a celebrated singer with such boring, repetitive songs.
I can imagine any number of dudes shagging her as a one-off, to be honest. If she’s been married to Russell Brand, hooked up with John Mayer, well, I feel like she’s probably fairly experienced in the risqué and the sort of creative things most of us wouldn’t really be able to dream up without benefit of booze and a pRonhub membership. Why not shag a movie star and a rocker? Ever listen to any unreleased 30 Seconds to (from?) Mars songs? They’re filthy. And I’m sure with millions of girls willing to shag Pattinson, he’s no slouch in the exotic.
That is why, as a professional in the music industry, I made a promise to myself over 10 years ago NEVER to hook up with ANYONE in a band. I’ve recently extended that to anyone with any sort of celebrity. It’s just disgusting when you sit and think about where they have all been… and been with… and who THEY have been with… and so on. I’d put nothing past anyone at a big festival like Coachella. There’s so many drugs backstage, so much booze, so much sex… nothing would surprise me.
Gossip cop denied this so it is not true .
Who was she within 10 yards of, then that’s the person she’s dating.
Now if she gets within 5 yards of that person then she is pregnant with his or her baby.
So funny how everyday gossip sites link Jared Leto to every woman he barely meets, while now he’s probably banging some dude