Zoe Kravitz in Lanvin at the Ballet Theater opening: adorable or fug?


Here are some photos from the American Ballet Theatre 2014 Opening Night Spring Gala. This was maybe the biggest parade of fuggery that I’ve seen in a long time. Quick note: I have no idea why, but all of these photos are super-cropped, so if you want to take a closer look at some of the dress details, you’re going to have to click on the photo to see the full size. Let’s start with Zoe Kravitz in Lanvin. HATE IT. Okay, maybe the dress isn’t so bad but the hair is awful. So awful that I can’t even see the dress.


Dear Coco Rocha. NO on that hair. NO.


Selena Gomez in Lanvin. This dress is so dated! But at least her hair and makeup look good.



Karlie Kloss – lord, she’s so tall. This is actually my favorite look from all the girls.


Anne Vyalitsyna – this is a bedsheet with a puffy towel bust. Hideous!


Kelly Rowland was there, and it was just announced that she quietly got married to Tim Witherspoon last week in Costa Rica. Good for her… but this dress is awful. THAT BOW.


Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Alexis says:

    Zoe!!! Jeezus….just NO!!!

    She always looks messy and fug to me, but this is taking it to an EPIC level.

  2. GeeMoney says:

    Zoe is a pretty girl, but her look is a mess. Her bleached blonde hair is the worst.

    • Tatjana says:

      What happened to her? She used to be so pretty, yet she looks almost dirty these days.

      Karlie looks good.

    • Stef Leppard says:

      Does Zoe do anything? I mean, who is she except a fashion girl? She has beautiful skin though, I couldn’t stop staring at her.

      • Huh? says:

        She is in Divergent, has 5 more films in the next year not counting any additional divergent series and sings in a band which is great, her last single with Rocky ASAP is great. Might want to ask what Gomez really does

      • Tatjana says:

        Gomez is pretty. That is enough for a career in Hollyweird.

      • Stef Leppard says:

        Poor Gomez reeks of desperation.

      • dan says:

        I saw Divergent without knowing she was in it… as soon as I saw her appear I was sooo over the film. She is a terrible actress. I highly doubt she could ever carry a film – she will always be a nasty sidekick. Ughhhhh just thinking about her in the first class Xmen film makes me sad…

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I think the lightened eyebrows look terrible on her!

  3. Lucy says:

    Zoe needs to ditch that weird blonde thing and go back to brunette ASAP. Insurgent filming starts in less than two weeks…

  4. iskra says:

    Karlie Kloss has a great dress…really like her styling. Coco looks horribly pale and thin…I know she is a supermodel but this is bad. She could at least wear something different. Or maybe it is just the pose, I don´t know.

    Zoe is just ugh….that hair color doesn´t look good on her, makes her look trashy and older and that dress is just ugly.

  5. SOCA says:

    ZOE is a pretty Girl that has a tough time looking attractive. She always looks boring. She also fails to understand that she has to go to a Black Hairdresser to do her weaves and get her hair permed. Her weave game always looks Ratchet. Get a Stylist! Either you are blond or black, no Skunk!

  6. SOCA says:

    I am sorry but when you are black blond is a tricky color. It works on Mary J. Blige, it worked on Blu Catrelle, it works on Beyonce…. It does not work on Zoe.

  7. thinkaboutit says:

    I’m just glad to see no one is wearing platform heels.

  8. Hannah says:

    Can’t believe Karlie stepped out without her shadow Swiftie.

  9. PunkyMomma says:

    No Zoe, no. You’re so beautiful, truly. Ditch the blonde hair color.

  10. KatNotNice says:

    LOL no! All kinds of mess.

  11. FingerBinger says:

    Zoe is like her mother Lisa Bonet. An attractive woman that makes odd choices in hair and fashion. I guess they think they’re being edgy,but it takes away from their looks.

  12. LadyS says:

    Did Zoe have a nose job? She has that weird little scar between the eyes that nose job people get? What did she have done? This dress is not right for her height. She’s too short and the heels don’t help any since they cut her ankles, shortening the illusion of long legs further. The bleached hair ages her badly. Also that bodice is a total mess. She needs to start wearing bras because gravity is unforgiving! Aaaand, I just noticed those two weird dots under her eyes. What is that all about? Why when she is so pretty does she insist on being a mess? It’s not cool!

    • stevens says:

      as far as I know, she had an injury, door hit her face, she had some stitches across her nose

  13. joan says:

    For some reason I like Zoe’s look. Don’t know why.