This is a hodge-podge of Cannes Film Festival stuff, mostly from today’s photocall for The Captive, the new Atom Egoyan film starring Ryan Reynolds, Mireille Enos, Rosario Dawson and Kevin Durant. Let’s talk about Ryan for a sec… first off, his hair. What’s up with that? He looks like he left his curlers in too long! Secondly, he looks really thin, right? He’s lost a lot of muscle weight. He looks very male model-y. But why does he always look like he’s wearing too much foundation?
I don’t have the designer ID on Rosario’s dress, but I sort of like it. I think it would be cuter without the peplum (just as a straight shift) and with different shoes. Rosario is also doing the half-shaved look, like Natalie Dormer and… Avril Lavigne.
Mireille Enos in Dolce & Gabbana. This is a cute frock, and I was all, “Wow, that makes her look pregnant.” Turns out, she really is pregnant. So… it works.
I think Kevin Durand is really sexy, but he doesn’t look that hot here. I think it’s the hair dye.
And here’s Blake Lively, doing press and such yesterday. She wore Giambattista Valli. Gurl… how is your biscuit not exposed?! That might be the shortest dress she’s ever worn.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Have Ryan’s eyes always been that beady?
Yes
Like a gerbil, ‘Gerbil Long Face’
Yes, He has slits for eyes.
You made me almost choke on an olive with that comment.
Yupp
His pants are too short and he looks like he has no socks on. Huge pet peeve of mine.
And here I didn’t even notice those because all I could see was how his mouth is so small!
He had plastic surgery about 8 years ago, at the time he claimed he ‘fell in his bathroom.’ But he came out of it with a new more delicate and refined schnoz and tiny little round beady eyes with tight lids, whereas before that..as a child star growing up on tv in Canada he had hooded lids.
I thought his eyes pre surgery were very attractive, the best part of his look. Like some Canucks he looked like he might have had Native North American blood.
After his surgery he looked silly with round tiny eyes. Now it appears they’ve fallen a bit and he looks more like his old self. But still a bit too tight about the eyes and manicured.
This is him when he first had it done..he looked ridiculous:
http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2008/01/ryan-reynolds-santa-barbara-film-festival.jpg
Here he is pre surgery….
http://cherylyoung.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/91.jpg
..and here…
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…as you can see…very Taylor Lautner looking face…and eyes…Taylor’s part native american. I never understood why people want to obliterate their ethnicity. Reynolds ruined his looks with that surgery.
Once you see it you can’t unsee it. I noticed the bead eyes when I saw The Proposal in the theater and things have never been the same!
YES !!! And his face is two miles long.
I might have to quit following Cannes if Blake Lively is at *every* event they hold. Clearly, being a L’Oreal “ambassador” is very serious business.
And no, I would not hit it. He’s about as appetizing as a rice cake.
Fellow L’Oreal gal, Zoe Saldana was at the same show as Blake – Le Grand Journal.
Funny enough she also wore something mega short (looked good though)
http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2014/05/15/zoe-saldana-valentino-cannes/
I think from tomorrow, the other L’Oreal gals take over
Bitch has great legs though.
She does, but that doesn’t make her interesting, smart, or talented. I have more respect for Remora Hemsworth than I do Blakey Lively….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Sorry. Just fell asleep because I gave her more than fourteen seconds’ thought.
I actually like rice cakes. If they’re caramel flavored.
I like the normal ones with Hummus! Delicious!
No love for RR though…
I think the Jenner sisters were also heavily photographed there as well which made me want to barf.
Lucifer’s Homegirl reigns supreme.
I would not hit that if he was the last man on earth. There is just something skeezy abut him.
He and Bradley Cooper are in the same “something-creepy-about-him” category for me.
And boring! Don’t forget boring! I wouldn’t hit it with Sandra Bullocks, ahem, smile.
Nope. Never.
Agh, Keamy from Lost made me jump, I wasn’t expecting to see him! I do think there’s something hot about him but that hair dye does him no favors.
Mireille is adorable. As for Ryan, no I would not hit that. I’m especially bugged by the sockless affectation, that’s very Reese Withspoon’s husband.
Reynolds lost the hot a couple of years ago. I feel kind of bad saying this, but there’s nothing about him that makes me want to see his movies anymore.
No, I think not.
No is like his ex wife Fiance¡¡
He looks thin, but still hot.
Kevin Durant is so sexy, so excited to see him on here .. He is from close to where I am and he is my uncle’s cousin. I have an autographed photo my uncle got for me of him.
He does have on to much foundation and I’m on the fence about hitting it.
Yikes! Ryan legs look so twiggy. Kevin Durand is from my home town! So happy for him and his continued success! Hometown hero 🙂
What kind of GD outfit is he wearing? He looks like a character on Suburgatory. That is not a compliment.
Kevin Durand is a zombie Kevin Spacey.
Mahahahaha
What’s RR famous for again? BL brings down the quality of Cannes; that’s for classics.
He was the sexiest man alive a few years ago. NO idea how that happened.
I don’t know how he continues to get work. All his movies have bombed. I mean if you can’t get Green Lantern off its ass, then what good are you?
Blake looks amazing! Damn, them legs are sexy! Enos dress is cute.
Nope. He’s as fake and calculated as his wife.
Does this mean that Blake really doesn’t cook cupcakes and shizz for him?
He looks pretty miserable honestly.
Yikes the reviews for this are bad! Sorry Ryan, no help there.
It kills me because I so want Atom Egoyan (the director) back on track. His “The Sweet Hereafter” remains one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. See that one if you haven’t.
But apparently Reynolds is good in it
I like Mireille Enos – she’s pulling the kinda squished-up face I pull when I’m photographed. And she’s pasty – I’m pasty too!
And Reynolds is like Teflon to me – meh.
LMAO – teflon, tofu wrapped in ice lettuce, rice cakes – I’m loving all the comparisons here
“oh my gosh, i missed my gyno appointment!”
proceeds to wear shortest available dress.
hopes that her obgyn can do long distance consult via press photography.
I normally don’t “ha, ha” after people’s comments but this one is smart. Now I am going to think this about the girl who sits across from me at work.
I never got the appeal of Ryan Reynolds. I have tried, I really have but I just don’t feel it.
He was supposed to be hot – didn’t People tell us he was the hottest/sexiest man at one point? Wasn’t he married to ScarJo? (I can never remember which Ryan it was). He doesn’t look bad here, not at all. Just not, IDK. Something is off. Like I said, he never really appealed to me.
But LOL! when I saw the top pic I was reminded of a friend saying that he reminded her of a gerbil and as soon as I saw the pic I was like “I totally see it!” Maybe it’s the weight loss cause I never saw the gerbil thing before either.
Anyway, I am just rambling today.
Blake looks nice but yeah, that dress was a wardrobe function away from exposing her biscuit.
Scott Speedman was also at this photo call and I think he is again really well. I’d hit SS all day and night.
Rosario’s dress is strange, don’t like it. But she is always so beautiful!! *swoon* How can someone be so gorgeous?
Kevin D always looks so pasty and cyborgy. If anyone wears too much foundation this man should be called out for it. Kinda like BC. Pasty alien-like cyborgs. a type has been found.
I haven’t see a Ryan Reynolds movie in forever, but he’s not aging all that well. And why is Blake there? Is she promoting some movie? Other than being married to each other, there’s not much going on there.
RR is as boring as cold toast. He had some charm in that movie with Sandra Bullock however…two words…Green Lantern. Words can’t express how awful he was. Zero interest in anything he attempts.